Why can't Nordic Europeans eat American food and drink American water???Is there something wrong with them!?!
>>156614889Your food is 100% GMO slop and chlorinated chicken, and your water is full of estrogen.
>>156614889those pussies cant handle the heat
>>156614889they're going to make the price of brown cheese go to the moon now aren't they
ill never forget the time my dad kept complaining to the waiter at some restaurant in florida that every single iced drink tasted like pool water before we realized thats just how the tapwater was like think we got our cokes replaced like 3 times and then we didnt tip either lol
It's a little bit performative but if it works it works.
>>156615330This you cant escape it
I thought that was fudge
>>156615462he absolutely filters his water
>>156614889They bring their own food when they come camping in my country, the whole region is autistic
>>156615423You sound like a gay family
>>156615489I mean under the salmon. I thought that was fudge
>>156614889My mother is Norwegian and always buys brown cheese. It is disgusting.
>>156615423they shouldn't have used tap water to make drinks tho. wtf is wrong with americans?
>>156614889They don't want to upset their gut microflora with different food, you self-flagellating yank
>>156614889>brown cheeseThat looks disgusting ngl
>>156615527It's okay but only for a slice or twoNot that big of a fan either, it's very sticky and sweet
>>156615423The water quality here heavily depends on the state, and even location in the state. Our county is supposedly pretty good compared to other parts of the state but we still draw our tap water from a well and filter it because we only live like 20 km from a city that you notoriously cannot drink the utility water in, to the point where it's caused a lot of birth defects.
>>156614889>Another Xitter user lying
>>156615423>European family enters the restaurant to complain about everything and tip 0%
>>156616185Norwegian years are like dog years, anon. You need to count them times 6 or 7.
>>156614889There’s no way he eats 6000 calories a day
>>156615423>Why doesn't swamp water taste the same as my alpine glacial runoff?
>>156617416He's 6'5 and football players run 10-12 km on average on match and training every day. Not to mention weight training.
>>156617526>all for nothing when Kane will stand still and tap in a goal after a corner
>>156617416Why not? It's not unreasonable for an athlete
>>156617633Not even unreasonable for the average american.
>>156614889i prefer chilean salmon
>>156614889They honestly have a point
>>156617633It's on the higher side but Haaland is a huge physical monster. I think he also gets alot of his calories from raw milk.
>>156614889>offal and red meat everyday Would be surprised if he doesn’t end up with the gout one day
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>>156614889Does he activate his own almonds?
>>156615330You have no idea what GMOs are
>>156615330fippy bippy
>>156617356>6 or 7hehe
>>156615489>a bit>a multi-stage reverse osmosis kit
Americans can't really think we want to eat their food poison slop do they?
>>156615489US water is fluoridated and chlorinated
>>156615527you're supposed to eat it on a waffle, along with butter
>>156615330Yeah but it's delicious slop
>>156615330To be honest farmed salmon in Europe is not healthy either. The pink goyslop that will only get worse because of its demand from trendy sushi and diets.
>>156616106>a city that you notoriously cannot drink the utility water in, to the point where it's caused a lot of birth defects.Why is America like this?
>>156621793Is this some new talking point I’m not aware of?
>>156617705He’s a big guy
>>156629446>A story of environmental injustice and bad decision-making that the community fought for over a decade to fully resolve, the water crisis in Flint, Michigan, began in 2014. That spring, the city switched its drinking water supply from Detroit’s system to the Flint River in a cost-saving move. Inadequate treatment and testing of the water followed, resulting in a series of major water quality and health issues for Flint residents—issues that were chronically ignored and overlooked. Even as complaints mounted that the foul-smelling, discolored, and off-tasting water piped into Flint homes for 18 months was causing skin rashes, hair loss, and itchy skin, government officials discounted them. >The Michigan Civil Rights Commission, a state-established body, concluded that the poor governmental response to the Flint crisis was a “result of systemic racism.”>Later studies would reveal that the contaminated water was also contributing to a doubling—and in some cases, tripling—of the incidence of elevated blood lead levels in the city’s children, imperiling the health of its youngest generation. It was ultimately the determined, relentless efforts of the Flint community—with the support of doctors, scientists, journalists, and citizen activists—that shined a light on the city’s severe mismanagement of its drinking water. It forced a reckoning over how such a scandal could have been allowed to happen.Because we are a third world nation.
>>156630280FOR YOU
>>156615330>full of estrogen for free??
>>156614889Meanwhile...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYf8cLUV5E
>>156615423100% run by Hispanics
>>156616106This is infuriating, you are meant to treat america as 51 different countries but mutts lead you to believe its all the same with the exact same laws
>>156614889>all this bullshitHe's no match for Kane
>>156621793Just buy wild salmon. Are you poor? Disgusting desu
Professional athletes don't get to choose what they eat.Even in Irish hurling, an amateur sport, the players of tryhard top teams just get sent dinners like they're old folks using meals on wheels.
>>156615330But muh trump
Wtf they grow oranges in Norway?
>>156614889holy based protecting themselves against american GMO poison
>>156639058There’s usually a cheat day and also the day after gameday you should have a calorie deficit and you can eat more to replace what you’re missing. But yeah other than that the diets are at least monitored if not as you say outright provided
>>156614889>Norwegian orangesWhat?
>>156640123>>156641752Greenhouses
>>156614889What is mouth tape?
>>156615330yet the average american could rape the average english"man" with our arms tied behind our backs. interesting almost like your country is bred weak post 1776...
>>156615330Cry moarUSA USA USA USA USA
>>156614889how many inhaler ?
>>156615423chlorination goddamn fucking sucks because they overdo it here. They overdo it because so much infrastructure is ancient and is very obviously leaking toxins into the water supply that they never fix. So it's drink pool water or have an neverending supply of people dying from amoebic dysentery
>>156629446Cattle country that won't spend a nickel on a poor person if they were on fire. all the rich places import their own water and don't give a shit so neither does the government. Favela in all but name.
>>156642098Anon the average American would have a heart attack after 15 seconds of mild cardio. You really truly cannot rape anyone
>>156630075They dye farm-raised salmon pink. In the wild, algae makes the salmon flesh pink, but on a farm, they are only fed food pellets. So their flesh is a gray texture which gets dyed red by who-the-fuck-knows-what.
>>156615330You can get good food but you have to look for it.
>>156643649You can buy wild salmon here.
>>156614889Look at your population Now look at the slop you call food
>>156641946Pics or it didn't happen.
>massive shitload of brown cheesefull of saturated fat, no wonder håland has a cardio output of a 80yo grandma. fat literally blocks oxygen carraige capacity in veinsi guarantee in spanish teams dont eat shit like that and that's why they actual can run 90min
>>156614889Do you think they left out raw milk on purpose because it didn't fit this science-based healthy diet narrative?
>>156647648i think a monetized twitter account optimized every word they posted for maximum engagement, yes
>>156647552Be my gf
>>156614889All of that and yuros can't run outside when it's sunny LMAO
>>156615330>estrogenFOY
>>156616106My tap water comes from a fucking glacier up in the mountains near me.
>>156615330my mom microwaves sweet potatos while they are still wrapped in plastic, and she has a religious and divine interpretation that doing so is safe
Every single Norweigian player was tired as fuck and cramping up meanwhile england players were just fine. Maybe these fags would be more fit if they ate some raw American food instead.>haaland gets subbed off because too tiredLOOOOOOL
>>156614889>bed by 10:30Gaaaay
>>156619429And bananas. Don't forget the bananas.
