Interesting phenomenon going on over there...
>>156615487white women want that BVC Big Viking Cock
>>156615487>Tall, white, fit, famous, millionaire is what women crave forWho could have guessed.
>walled roastie thinks she has a chance
But Haaland is extremely ugly. Only lamine yamal is uglier
>>156615618you have much to learn..
>>156615618Nigga the memes are right. You can be ugly and it won't matter if you're tall enough.
>women I know saying uhm actually Haaland is a white person with black featuresWhats with this tiktok opinion?
>>156615487Why are American athletes unable to spark similar feelings of excitement among their country's women?
>>156615487money
>>156615487>Tall>Famous>World-class athlete>Other women fawn over him worldwideAverage woman.
>>156615487Americans have weird beauty standards
>>156615594Actually, she kinda looks like his gf, so she may just be his type...
>be talented>lots of money>don't be a retarded faggot like notchliterally as simple as that
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>>156615704i believe at the moment, american men are 'tainted' from birth in the social playing field. america is in a relatively uneasy place at the moment, it's a deeply politicised society and Men almost serve as walking personifications of that society. So it's not the best look for a lot of women. That isn't to say they can't shake off this classification, after getting to know them. But from the surface, haaland is probably a 'breath of fresh air' to these women, maybe a representation of what they wish american men would be. Norway is western enough for them to be able to 'pretend', if you know what i mean. ill probably think about this later and come to a different conclusion albeit
>>156615487>*sips matcha*>i heckin love famous celebrities and athletes wowoo
>>156615682tall and atheltic, he's not a lankycel
>>156615594holy fucking nybyg mcmansion
>>156615984>good looking guy gets the woman over humorous jester menHow does that make sense in the Haaland context?
>>156616015130 lb brown paki hands typed this post.
>>156616197If you think I'm attacking you or your making jabs at your country then you've got me mistaken
>>156615487every girl i know is talking about haaland and how they have a crush on him, it's getting ridiculous
stop posting this simp tiktok shit. it makes me not like Haaland anymore
>>156615594>black and gray christmas tree garlandslook, I understand nordic minimalism and all that crap but is it really that much to ask them to use a little bit of color? at least a muted shade of red I will never understand this culture, it's so foreign to me. Maybe that's just how white people act
halo effect: they've seen news articles about halands girlfriendstatus effecthigh testosterone effect, håland has that dont care high test attitudeeither the women are lying or he is currently proving looksmax is false and high testosterone phehormone effect is stronger
dumb fucking slag tiktok trend hopper trend following cunt with her dumb fucking slag Stanley Cup that she drinks from because she saw the holes on tiktok to it
>>156615487American women just crave BWC. They had none of it over there until EVROPEAN BVLLS showed up
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i fear if he beats england, every woman on earth is going to be talking about him
>>156616406this is why we need to win
>>156616443is that the only reason?
>>156616406god forbid white women could start thinking nice things about white men
>>156616333In my family our tree decorations would alternate each year between blue/silver decoration, or red/gold decoration.
>>156615618The best football players are usually extremely ugly
no man is ugly if he makes millions
>>156615984Ok lads Ill give you the line that works>hey girl Im sweet youre hot... wanna caramellize?Used it on multiple women and in different languages and it works every single time.
>>156615487Aryan Beasts are the apex of masculinity.
>>156615487Erling is probably the most liked athlete in the world right now, literally unmatched in terms of social proof thus he is the most desired male according to women logic
Literally nothing to do I’m bored as fuck
>>156616947This is why I’m ok with you beating us
>>156615487Why must they all include big sippy cups in their videos? Are they thirsty?
>>156616364Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady and they'll love you.
>>156617079That’s actually really nice. I guess not everyone is afraid of color after all
>why do women love tall rich famous menit's because he plays in a manlet sport so he automogs the competition
>>156617580>Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a whore and they'll love you.
>>156616015The simpler and correct observation is that it's a trend and bird brain women follow the other birds.E.g. The Joe Burrow side of TikTok.
>>156617552because woman see woman doing performative thing
>>156615512>that thing>white
>>156615487This is insane 4chan had convinced me that white women only were attracted to black men, yet here is this woman of European descent who is attracted to a tall blonde man,
>>156617663Says the Sex Tourist
>>156615487He's 6'5'' and rich. Nothing interesting about it.
>>156615487American women were introduced to a tall wealthy athlete in a sport barely anyone pays attention to in the US. Of course women are going to be curious.
>>156615838really since the princess of norway is marrying a nog?
anons will cope it's cause he's tall and famous but don't be fooled, it's actually the confident jester maxxing these women all talk aboutremember women's #1 trait in a guy is "sense of humor"
>>156618047It's more his sheer confidence and doing his own thing.
>>156615594it's precisely because they have no chance that they want him
>>156615618That's why the get wet for him
>>156618047nope
>>156618546it is but if you're some random spic/asian you better be really rich and funny cause you're not tall. women love excitement and thrill, along with security.
>>156617663>tf>tp
>>156615682He has a actual hobby and personality, its something incels and looksmaxers cannot comprehend. Man looks like they found im in the permafrost and has kids.
>>156615487It means she likes BBC because he's basically an albino back person
Women keep saying shit like that on the internet but in real life they always bring down the enthusiasm. Suddenly its just "I like his personality, I dont find him attractive at all". Basically they are drones, a few women something suddenly everyone's on the bandwagon.
>>156615487The Imperial bows at the feet of the Nord.
>>156618047Lmao yeah rightIf a girl finds you funny it means she thinks you're cute.
Erling is making women remember they really really really like the bwc
>>156615663Learning that women are into thighs kinda blows my mind since nobody ever talks about it. I am nerfed by being a 5'8" manlet but every once in a while when I do score a foid usually they tell me they like my broad shoulders and defined thighs
>>156617641>it's a trendLike all the anons here talking about that "squirrel girl" at the Olympics?
>>156615984This is might one of the most stupid pics I have seen. Clearly a jew made this
women subconsciously like that he has caveman rape aura
