>not the winningest country at the baseball World Cup (Japan)>not the winningest country at the hockey World Cup (Canada)>not the winningest country at the basketball World Cup (tied with Yugoslavia which hasn’t existed in 30+ years)So are they only good at fatcrash/handegg? Or would they also suck at its World Cup?
no one cares about or watches any of those made up meme tournaments.
>not the winningest country at the baseball World Cup (Japan)>not the winningest country at the basketball World Cup (tied with Yugoslavia which hasn’t existed in 30+ years)Nobody cares about those tournaments because, you’re right, we should win those every tournament and if someone else wins, good for them.>not the winningest country at the hockey World Cup (Canada)That’s why it was so good. We’re not supposed to win those.
>W-we dont care about our number 2 and 3 sportsKwab
>>156616929If the rest of the world gave a fuck about handegg, Americans wouldn't be able to win that eitherAmericans and their own version of "football" is like Indians and cricket
>>156616929Imagine being born some Ecuadorian adopted son of a child prostitute and hating your white boomer parents for you not making you a lawyer nigger in south/cental america
>>156617124we care about the sports, we don't care about gay participation trophy tournaments where all the countries send their d-tier players because the good players are busy playing in the mlb/nba.
We've lost one game at the Olympics in basketball in 20 years lmao
>>156617242And we barely play basketball
>>156616929Let‘s be real.Canada is the historic main power of ice hockey. The US have only recently started to eclipse themThe basketball World Cup hasn‘t been taken seriously for ages, it has only begun changing recently. The US is without a doubt the best at the sport; although the rest of the world has caught up by a lot ever since the game started becoming global in the 90sThe WBC is a pretty new thing and also started out unserious
>>156617242You guys could BARELY win at the Olympics despite assembling a fanta team of apehoop super stars in one single team against unknown ngubus from France.LeBron getting dubked on by some guy nobody ever heard of.You would have lost if Steph Curry wasn't spamming perfect 3s while nobody was around him
>>156616929Most of our best players don't play in those meme tournaments because they're not worth risking injury. Now look at basketball at the Olympics if you want to see what happens when it's worthy of our effort. I'll conceed hockey though, Canada overall has us beat, but we're still up there as better than most
>>156617354>Only good at one sport>fail to make world cup 3 times in a rowsit, pastatard.
>>156616929Why are south Americans so obsessed with this shit? Is it because all you have is soccer and you are worse then European at it. When it comes to baseball the WBC was a priority until a few tournaments ago so Japan stacked up on awards though I'll admit they are probably better then us currently. Even still we are second in medals. Never said we were best at hockey otherwise the men winning the gold wouldn't meant much. FIBA tournament is a meme cup for euros league. Look at the Olympics for a better reflection of where countries stack up as NBA players play it that including European NBA players that often skip the fiba cup like French star wemby did. I can assure you rn France and the US are the best countries in basketball currently.
>>156616929Unitedstatians have been real quiet since this thread dropped
>>156617124USA championships>119 world series>70 stanley cups>79 NBA finalsKEK rest of the world are you even trying?
Let's check the scoreboard
>>156617354>you would have lost if your best player wasn't really goodgreat argument
>>156617378They are actually the best at volleyball(a sport we made) and currently tennis so I wouldn't say that.
>>156617378Won the Euros against Europe's favorites recently. That's enough for us.The World Cup is a humiliation ritual anyway unless you win the whole thing
>>156617444Track & Field (Athletics) 358 29.1%Swimming 266 21.6%Wrestling 59 4.8%Shooting 58 4.7%Boxing 50 4.1%Diving 48 3.9%Artistic Gymnastics 43 3.5%Rowing 34 2.8%Speed Skating 32 2.6%Basketball 27 2.2%Cycling 22 1.8%Fencing 18 1.5%Tennis 17 1.4%Sailing 17 1.4%Canoeing 15 1.2%Equestrian 13 1.1%Golf 13 1.1%The swimming? The shooting? The diving??? The rowing???? WHAT A POWERHOUSE
>>156617354Nigga, we destroy at the Olympics without even trying. We don't have public funding for sports. We don't have top down development. People just do their own thing and show up every 4 years and smash foreigners.
>>156616929>>156617124To be fair, Japan went full autist mode when they lost to us in a baseball game like 70 years ago and became the undisputed God's of baseball
>>156617469>The World Cup is a humiliation ritual anyway unless you win the whole thingHoly cope
>>156617444>best at sports no one cares about award
>>156617285Wow that was what 22 years ago? You're right so impressive
>>156617480>>156617472Shit man the world is so mad you win the sailing and canooing gold medals
>>156617124Damn we are so good bros
>>156617551remind me what sport brazil is best at right now?
>>156617495It's true.Look at all the slander the losers get. Unless you perform like Cape Verde and subvert all expectations, it is a humiliation ritual
>>156617412thirdies are desperate to get revenge on us for fucking with their countries lolthey're shit at the olympics, the only international sport we care about, so they have to try and get us to care about mickey mouse shitOP is especially mad because we kidnapped his country's leader lol
>>156617551>>156617563>no you can't excel at athleticism across the board you have to be good at this ONE sport because the most poor people like it ok????
>>156617472>>156617551poorfags seethingthere's a reason all the powerful countries in the world care about the olympics above all else.
>>156617578Let them have it. When the Olympics comes around, they're reminded who daddy is.
>>156617469>w-we dont caresorry that only works for burgers. we all know how much you care about soccer
>>156617662The only real sports in that list are basketball and tennis You really think gold medals from canoing matter?
>less gold medals than cubakek
>>156617472What a weird its missing some stuff like alpine skiing and snowboarding. Also things like weight lifting too. I'm not exactly sure what you think the Olympics are because these are normal sports dor the Olympics and perfectly fine ones at that unless you think winning isn't a valuable sport for some reason? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_at_the_Olympics
>>156617124You realize we’re sending our D and F teams to these, right? You think LeBald is playing in the FIBA World Cup? Even the fucking Olympics usually gets our B team in apehoop and we still dominate
Guys its over we been mogged by their diving, shooting, speed skating and rowing gold medals
Reminder thirdies do desperately care about the olympics, brazilians were spamming the board when their norwegian mercenary won their first ever gold medalThey're just dogshit at it so they pretend it doesn't matter
>>156617781>winning Swimming
>>156616929please be nice, they’re sensitive
>>156617763Is there winter pic
>>156617551>>156617563We play lots of sports, including some we invented. You third worlders are obsessed with one sport English people invented.
>>156617798no one mogs argentina in diving
>>156617832missing the last one but close enoughdon't ask me why the color scheme is dogshit
>We don't care about losing in our most popular domestic sports. We only care about Olympic "sports"New cope just dropped haha
>>156617928Fucking norwegians man
>>156617899Thirdies can't even use the "nobody cares about the olympics o algo" cope since all of Western Europe + Aussies/Kiwis + Soviets + China care about itEvery single Nuclear Power cares about the olympics.It's the canonical battleground of international sport with roots going back millenia
>noooo the olympics don't count, random mickey mouse shit that good players don't even attend counts though
>>156617940you went out in the same round as the USA lmao bra71l you aren't even good at the 1 sport you play anymore KWAB
They all are going into overdrive cope modeGlad you guys like your artistic gimnastycs medals
One wonders if monosport peasants will ever see the light of day.
>>156618083i prefer our swimming medals and having the greatest athlete of all time represent our nation
All meme tournaments. USA dominate basketball and baseball when they send their best players. Olympic Gold and NHL organized tournaments are the only real best on best hockey trophies and as much as it hurts me to say it, the USA have a superior team to Canada for the foreseeable future.
>>156618204We would have wonned that crap with Barkov
>>156618174swimming medals are the definition of statpadding, imagine if football had 37 minor variations of the same sport the same athletes could compete in
>>156616929we just beat canada in olympic hockey and dominate basketball. hand egg is the most kino sport on the planet you're just too retarded to understand or compete
>>156618336>swimming is stat padding o algo>lets have copa america whenever we want so we can statpad in itkek
>>156618542>>156617124Still 6 more to catch them
Imagine sucking at any sport that has even the slightest bit of competition
>>156618616Hey relax the Brazilian soccer team tried their best.
>>156618616kek
>>156616929Who's #1 rated golfer in the world again? Oh that's right.
>>156617763We should be at 1,009. And no, that does not count East Germany
>>156618204absolutely retarded post
Americans don't give a shit about national teams like foreigners doThey have whole government departments to govern sport and that's fucking crazy
>>156617434Imagine if the rest of the world cared... (to participate)
>>156618965it's a coping thing foreigners do because soccer is a massive cuck fest where everyones players get literally stolen from their country and its league by other countries and their leaguesespecially bad for LATAM where the games are now shifted by 4-7 timeszones and they go to play in hated european leaguescould you imagine if we had our star players cucked from us by say, german, japanese or brazilian leagues? lolno, it's the reverse. we cuck everyone else.
just a reminder that they STILL don't have an answer to this
