/COMFY/
>>156617464>confirmed line-ups
ingerlaaaaanddd... ingerlaaaaaannnddddd...ingerland ingerland ingerlaaaaaanddd...
>>156617484>MaduekeLiterally unearned. He was a complete bag of shit in every game he's played. He cannot defend for shit, and was taken off against Ghana and Croatia. The only reason why he is even here is because he is black.
>>156617484Who tf is Konsa?
I hope football wins today
>>156617464Imagine you having to urgently pee but there's no bathrooms around, so you find a way to pee in a plant without pulling your dick out... And then some retarded foid up a balcony records you for the whole world to see
3-1 England incoming
>>156617686Aston Villa. Played every game
>>156617750The surveillance was probably by a black person trying to make white people look bad
>>156617790Oh just saw stonesBut he isn't RB right?
It's really cute hearing the American commentators be impressed by the level of play when even the top teams are worse cohesively than a middling premier league team.
>>156617643i look like this and do this
>>156617825No, he's a centre back but he can do a job there. Reece James isn't fully fit and Quansah is suspended
>>156617750>there's no bathrooms aroundsource?
>>156617810He can't keep getting away with it...
Professor jiang says it's rigged>they're fixing that stupid world cup thing for messi>i wouldn't be surprised if they make messi president of argentina for life so he can serve the zionist and american interests
>>156617464I did this in an airplane because they wouldn't let me use the bathroom, shoulda dumped it inside it too baka
Its a shame we have to knock norway outThe only team besides england not full of cheatersThey played with dignity and honour and send us nice christmas trees
>>156617464
soon
>Three City Defenders and Konsa vs HaalandThis is gonna turn out very badly for England. Haaland is gonna treat it like practice at least a Brace, possibly a Hat Trick.
Rebecca Lowe getting bullied on the coverage
>>156617989Anderson is Man City now
singles and goes to penaltiesdoubles and england winstrips and norway wins
>>156617464Predictions?
Whatever happens I think we can all agree one of these two teams should win the cup.
>>156617643Apparently the dude just got out of prison
HELLO LADS What are we snacking on
>>156618026>dropped ngubuit's over
>>156617597I wanna do her like dogs do couches.
LE REDDIT ROW
>>156618044Cookie dough ice cream when we kick off x
>>156618044Just had some peaches. Too sweet, kicking myself for not eating them yesterday.
>>156618030Complete roller coaster of emotions to make you sick
>>156618026vgh... a vhite team...
How does madookie keep finding his way into this starting 11
>>156618044Bounty and snicker icecream bars
>>156617989Does everyone play the same formation? What happened to your 4-4-2, your 3-5-2?
>>156618030England's defense is mostly City Players, Haaland is a City Player. I don't see that working out too well for England.
>>156618044store-brand cheeseburger flavor ripple chips. MUCH better than expected...
>>156617464why not just pee on a tree or something?
>>156618135Snickers ice cream is so good
>>156618122Basically Tuchel is saying we can rest Saka and still win
Where do we watch it?
>>156618149They were solved by the 4-3-3
>>156618026Felt a sudden and massive wave of relief wash over me as I remember that Martin Odegaard plays for Norway. Lads, we're going to be okay.
i like the way rebecca lowe says "tom rinaldi"i like the way rebecca lowe says everything
I'M TOO COMFY ANON!
>>156617484england always seems to favour a huge defence and a piss poor offenceevery game i bother to watch just has us fannying about with the ball and never getting any shots on goalthen as soon as the opposing team gets lucky once it's over
>>156618166Cops are right there. He knows how to be subtle
>>156618122Because he has working hammies, which puts him a level beyond Sucka
I need a wee
>getting to watch a day game at nightso jelly of you lads
>>156618170Saka is better as a sub while he’s injured desu
>>156618167Sinfully good.
reposting I don't follow soccerWho is favored in this match?
>>156618044Just ate a massive chinky x
>>156618250England has the better teamNorway has the better player
>>156618250England, but norway has the better striker. So it's like 60 40 for england.
>>156618166What is that
IT'S TIME https://youtu.be/hcEEFnuQO7Q?si=o0AFPDlOSZXXt2nF
>>156618135>>156618167>ice cream barsfucking heathens the lot of you
>>156617484
Just wanted to remind you guys that your hero, Adolf, found the population of Norway so attractive that he sent his breeding corps there, where 1/3 of the male population is R1a. It’s obvious that, due to the number of population, population density and location as being on the, kind of, furthest edge from the steppes, Norway has preserved the original R1a ARYAN the best. My ancestor :) :) :)
>>156617464so who's playing today?
>>156618285Appears they're strapping explosives to the child.
>>156618244Yeah game finishers the new meta
Why isn't Nusa playing?
I had a dream that England won today and went on to the finals to win the whole thing so I know they're losing today. Sorry bongbros my dreams never come true
>>156617484>Starting Schjelderup instead of NusaNice, Schjelderup was far more impressive than Nusa against Brazil
>>156617484Sorloth has done nothing in the games I've seen him, should have a proper winger there to hoof it to Haaland
>wc is nearly over
I'm a /pol/tard. Tell me who to root for .
I am spiritually Norwegian
>>156618338Schjelderup was the key player in the second half of that famous 2-1 win over Brazil, assisting both Haaland’s goals.
>>156618371Why don't they ust give them to homeless
If Argentina gets eliminated, I’d like Haaland to win the World Cup that would be epic
>>156618338See >>156618360Nusa will come on late game. Schjelderup is more tactical while Nusa is more of a rusher, and rushing in makes more sense when most of the English team are tired
>>156618387You root for everyone by fucking off
>>156617948>July 2026>I am forgotten
>>156618371She a 100% would get fired for eating one of those
>>156618435seething negroid>>156618387the white team of course.
digits and england ngubus win and norway imports ngubu refugees
>>156618424>>156618398Thanks!
>>156618456chewed out by the manager perhaps, it would be awful PR to outright fire her and have her make a tiktok about it.
bit gay innit
>>156618504Seems like Norway will win then
when does it start? CET
Anyone got a good link for a stream with British/English/BBC one commentary?
>>156618149Formations as they're written are a meme. Every team has an offensive shape and defensive shape. England are 3-2-5 in attack
Candle lit, whiskey poured, I'm a neutral on this one.
>happy valentine's day
>>156618555in 30 bings
>>156618387Whoever you want because a football competition has nothing to do with politics or ideology and anybody who pretends it does is lying to you
>>156618387Uruguay
>>156618563Interesting.
>>156618555It starts in 30 minutes. Dunno why you didn't just google it
>>156618555It starts in 31 minutes how hard is that?
>>156618026>Sorloth in the wingthis will never be not funny
>>156618579HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ANON!
>>156618285Suicide vest
>>156618565this but a steady dose of edibles
>>156618592Saying pride flags aren't political is wilful ignorance.
>>156618387You should root for England and practice the based English Tradition of Balconing.
The full three lions song moved me to the point I'll root for England from now on until they win their second star, provided Brazil is already knocked out
>>156618646Pride flags and football tournaments are different things though, aren't they? Think hard.
>>156617464That looks very light in colour, almost clear, rather than the straw colouration one expects from a healthy individual. He should get himself checked over as passing water so quickly and regularly can be a sign of kidney disease or diabetes.
>>156618327>pull the cord>burst into treats
>>156618409because that's not real foodit's industrial waste baked into fake sugar and seed oils
>>156618285using his son as a mule to smuggle flares into the stadium>>156618641>>156618327kek
PENALTY FOR ENGLAND!
>>156618612i did and it said 9:26
>>156618697still feeds people m8
>>156618687Football tournaments and football players are also different things, doesn't mean they're not connected, retard.
*enters the thread*
>>156618735Must've been warm up on your channels. Why don't you use 24 hour format? Kickoff at 23:00 our time.
>>156618774You're not Swedish, are you?
>>156618786FAAAKIN CAM ON NGUB---OOOH AAAAH NOT E BLOOVY CUURB NOOO
>>156618786jesus
>>156618815I am, why do you ask?
good luck arry, jude, jordan, noni, all the lads
>>156618557it's on itv, not bbc:streamed st/watch/norway-vs-england-2517651
Mark my words lads this is going to be really easy and people are going to wonder why norway thought they had a chance. As far as im concerned we've already won before kickoff
Mark my words lads this is going to be really easy and people are going to wonder why England thought they had a chance. As far as im concerned we've already won before kickoff
>>156618967sounds more like you're trying to reassure yourself.
>>156618315
>>156618786That’s heritage that is.
>>156619012haaland will have under 10 touches all game. 1 shot max
>>156619039so you are saying norway wins 1-0?
>>156618967Taking a screenshot of this post so I can post in the laugh at England thread.
>>156618967>t. Llewellyn ap Dafydd Llaghogollyn of Hywel Dda Avenue, Chester
cosy time
>>156618967Their defence looked so shit against Brazil
>>156618387Norway is whiter so...
>>156617484Pickford is an absolute shitter.
i would unironically watch thierry & zlatan do the desk for other sports
Semra Hunter best be pregnant because her stomach protrudes more than that sorry excuse for a rear end.
Hate to say it but this WC doesn't really have the same legitimacy when Russia isn't playing.
>>156619098>after this game we'll be the only team who didn't score from open play against norway
>>156619173No sports competition with Russia in it has legitimacy because they're all on PEDs.
Don't even watch England me. Just come here to shitpost.
Pie and mash is a British working-class food, originating in the docks of London, considered "a Cockney classic". It typically consists of a minced beef pie served with mashed potato and a parsley sauce known as liquor, with malt vinegar or non-brewed condiment as a condiment. Pie and mash shops have been in London since the 19th century and are still common in East and South London, as well as many parts of Kent and Essex
>>156619229WOULD
i'm of the opinion that the average working class englishman has a lower iq than the average afghan
>>156619229Pølse med lompe is a traditional Norwegian hot dog consisting of a sausage (pølse) wrapped in a soft flatbread called lompe, typically served with various toppings like ketchup, mustard, and crispy onions.
>>156617464Props for the discretion, despite the foid panopticon being trained on him
>>156619229>>156619294smash
>>156618438He's very popular now, which i why i care less about him these days
>>156619229>>156619294I can't believe England finally wins one of these.
>>156619289It only seems like that because they're more opinionated, if the average afghan was confident and outspoken he'd seem a lot dumber.
Playing black ops 2 while I wait
>>156619294You’ve absolutely rigged this one.
>>156618409actually if you go to my dunkin donuts around 9:50pm and the black girls are working they'll give them to you for free
>>156619008no one would be less surprised than an England supporter anon
>>156619229Gimme that
We at /brit/ have a resident expert who knows ball and he's saying 7-0 England.
>>156619229>>156619294Curious food poster. Have you actaully tried all of the dishes you post about?
soo good
>>156618688he's probably pissed from crushing brews
>>156619294Pretty sure that's Danish but I'm not 100% sure.
>>156619294don't ever post this again, lil bro i'm warning you
NORTHUMBRIA WILL FALL AGAIN TODAY!
SWEET CAROLINE
>>156619008Mufa?
>>1566180303-2 for EnglandOtherwise 3-2 for Norway
I think England has to score more goals than Norway to win
>>156618409Because if one of the hobos gets sick the'd be liable. And charity isn't worth a lawsuit or criminal charges. It's the same here, though the waste isn't quite as ridiculous.
>>156619466No we don't put pandekager around our pølser. That right there is 100% fjeldabe madness.
Last two digits is final score
Pint of wainwrights down the gullet
>Messi pretend to drink this piss beer and kick the fútbol and we will give you $500 million.
>>156619294swedes do it better
I still gotta take a shit and make some food.Surely nothing exciting is going to happen during the first minutes, right?
I hope the players and fans all have fun regardless of the result
>>156619400Based black girls
>>156619514This guy's joke is that he's saying something we already knew. It's extra comedic because it's very common for someone to make this joke on the 4chan sports board.
>>156619294
saw a big tittied black woman supporting Norway
>>156619433Not that anon but I've tried or made most of them
>>156619535Look mate, don’t just mash on your keyboard and pretend they’re words.
>>156618744Might as well just kill them. Easier and quicker. Honestly more humane.
>>156619618queen knows ball
>>156619607cheeky lil cunt
If we lose today it'll have been a pretty meh tournament overall, not played a particularly strong team and some pretty suspect performances. Semis have to be the minimum for Tuchel but he won't lose his job either way.
>>156619607Dont know if this is ai or hamsters are just greedy cunts
where can i watch this on stream without getting geoblocked?
>>156619607
SACKED BY THE VIKINGSYOU'RE GETTING SACKED BY THE VIKINGS
Last reddit team is out after tonight
>>156617464Anime
>>156619695Il whatsapp it you mate x
>>156619695Maybe you just live in a judeo-capitalist country
MOM SPAGHETTI
kane?
>>156619629Pandekager = pancakes, pølser=sausages, fjeldaber=mountain(sorta also like a mountain range)apes/monkeys, a Danish slang for Norwegians.
hello comfy frensi am shitting it
>>156619675team just hasn't doesnt have the quality tbqh
>>156619514Advocating for some outdated strategies there, Thiago.That is not how in modern football works.
>>156619695Online
post english slags
>0-0 so farslllllllllllurrrrrrrrrrp
It CANNOT be allowed to come home
I will never rate fraudegard. This bum has been holding my club back for years and will be the reason norway lose today.
Do it for the roses England!
why is it so hard to find shit nowadays i was looking for the windows 95 version of sonic cd and can't find it anywhere>>156619793>>>/out/
>>156618044POPCORN
the shakira songs are humanslop
if >we lose im gonna jump off me balcony
I want england to win today.I unironically want to see Argentina vs England match. It will be KINO
>>156619625What's your top three dishes? Better not be an English dish in there because then I know you're lying.
>>156619829based realist
It's really warm and England have more blacks therefore England wins
>>156619773terrifying voice that thing has
OOOOOEHHHHOEEEHEEEEOHHHHEEEEBrilliant lyrics.
in my heart I want Norway to win or England to reach the finals but I have a feeling that we're just gonna get a France-Argentina final again
I thought diversity makes you stronger
>>156619942Does he know?
IVE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES
thanks, King Chuck
Some sehr attractive Norwegian women on display.
>>156619906very logical and true. therefore it’s still coming home
>>156618044Laphroaig 10 whisky and salted pork
>>156619695At home, at the bar, maybe even a park. Lots of places.
>>156619942It's over.
WHEN THE FUCK IOS THE GAME
>GOD SAVE THE ILLEGITIMATE BLOODSUCKING LEECH
Usually, a team needs to score more goals than the other one to win
I want Norway to win. They are cool and I like the Viking row.
Nyland howler incoming...
>>156620028I'm jelly ngl that's my favorite liquor
Gott Strafe England
>>156619866Odegard bent
O Lord our God arise,Scatter our enemies,And make them fall!Confound their politics,Frustrate their knavish tricks,On Thee our hopes we fix,God save us all!
Pickford always belts the anthem out
Posh Spice miming as usual.
>>156619975Think we're more likely to beat Argentina than Norway to be honest, it's a better match up with our gimped defence. If we win today we're going to get to lose in the final.
>>156619942uncanny
>>156619294how the fuck is that a hot dog and not sausage in a tortilla
grim
Need to wee but I'm so nervous that my benis has retracted inside like a vagina
>>156619860https://archive.org/download/sonic-cd-pc-cover
>>156620009get's'more you daft cunt
>>156619975Argentina is looking weak, England never had a better chance of reaching the final
Why's Beckham treated like british royalty, he wasn't that good. Rooney was better.
>>156620082But not always...
>30C>humidity: 100%>air pressure: dog_playing_with_airfilled_bottle.mpegplayers dying on the field today
>>156620087Norway/Haaland have become too popular and are now reddit unfortunately
>>156619866what is that expression meant to convey
>>156620180he's even a knight lol
>>156618044Just eating slices of ham straight from the packet
Why cant africans sing
>>156620180rooney shagged grannies
which unknown american pop start will we see today?
>>156619893bandeja paisa is like colombian cooked breakfast its pretty good
>>156620230Why can't whites dance
>>156620180Beckham is good looking and Rooney is not
>>156620082one team can score all the goals in a game and still draw or lose
>>156618044Cock
damn they changed Haaland's intro video
>>156620180Beckham is handsome and has always been more marketable, Rooney looks like an orc
>>156620268you vill enjoy zee halftime show and you vill be happy
>>156620269got DAMN
Like the Scots, hate the English. Simple as.
>>156619860probably to do with how search engines have been gimped
2-2 then Norway wins on penalties
>4 French refs, 3 Spanish refsWhat is FIFA doing
>>156620319Anyway, either they win, or they lose
>>156620028
What's up with the tiktok introduction for each player? are they forced to do that?
>french officiatingIts rigged for Norway. Can't trust the French around the English.
Why isn't Nusa starting? Hes looked good every game so far and scored that blooter against ivory coast
Minute of applause for Ann Widdecombe.
>>156620180How many movies did Rooney get named after him?
>French refereesAngloids are fucked HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
i did a hype song for you /comfy/ bros instead of the stadium versionhttps://voca.ro/1232QYWnbglj
I can feel a Haaland hattie in my loins
who are >we rooting for?
>>156620158Becks couldn't handle ginger
INGERLAAAAAND
>>156620433It's rigged against penalties this tournament. Nothing is let to go that far. Stupid late goals every match.
did he pass?
dubul' ibhunu innit
>>156620483I had already forgotten about that
>>156620452Looks like an E-sports player introduction
This is a win-win match for me, Kane and Haaland are the best attackers in this WC, imo. Either one winning would make me happy. This will be a great match.
French should never be reffing England and vice versa.
wait did pele die or something
oops, did we do that
Who the fuck even is this nigga? Do we need a silent moment for everyone that dies?
rip lil bro
Tonight I'd be happy with either result. Good luck to both.
RIP Ngubu
>>156620498If French refs are allowed to be white, why not French players?
>>156620561damn he cute
Digits and Haaland and Kane both get a hattrick
>>156620452I like how uninventive they are. Clearly don't want to do it.>hand rub>come on gesture>point to badge>shhhh
>>156620563yeah this is fucking retarded
Death exists btw lads. You, and everyone you hold dear will die one day. What, were you trying to enjoy a game of sport? NOPE!DEATH!!!DEATH!!!!!!!!! :D
why Heyland's lips so weird? he has these bimbo duck lips
Best England movie?
America will NEVER win a World Cup
>>156620452I assume Americans are responsible
i will post it if Norway scores first
RIP Be happy out there bros
BAH GAWD ITS KANE!!!!!!!!!
>>156620598he literally played in this tournament
who’s the big english nigga that’s gonna mark haaland?
>>156620598You have to kneel for the niggers in the US unfortunately.
how many today?
Why do Americans countdown and claps at the start?
Anyone got a stream link?
>>156620598piss off you ebonics speaking mong
>>156620644Have you even been to a prison?
>>156620656Any better ideas?
>>156620669Memento mori.
>>156620725for good luck
>>156620451you dirty bitch
>>156620498>turpinlmfao what are they doing
>>156620674When you genetically engineer and modify that can happen
>that run down by Haaland already Fugggg
I gotta say that Norway has one of the best kits, it looks really nice
wow it looks really cloudy
>>156620498Every game should be refereed by the host country. Change my mind.
>>156620681Get bent like Beckham
>>156620669Memento mori
ez win this won't even be close i'm thinking 2, maybe 3-0 to england norway are not even a real country, like wales or something.
>>156620681Get CarterSleuthThe Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
>>156620725In honor of us being the only nation to reach and conquer the moon in the fucking 60s
>>156620674built for the harsh climate of scandinavia, with those lips he can easily slurp up the moisture from cave walls if he ever was in a dangerous survival situation
>>156620692The American version would force them to announce their name and where they are from.
>commentary by Lee DixonTonight I am confederate
>>156620699still wouldn't. don't care what that says about me.
If a ref gave a rigged penalty in the World Cup final that lost a team the World Cup, what country would be the most likely to murder the ref?
>>156620699
>>156620703I feel England would perform much better if they came out to Slow Chemical.
>>156620681>No wicker manBizzare list
certified ngubu moment
>>156620874based and Johnny Rebpilled
fuckin take madushitty off already fuckin mong
>>156620725Are there even Americans there?
>MaduekeCannot stand this shitter
>>156620669americanswhat can i tell you
>>156620725You'll understand when you get a space program.
kane is hungry
why no saka btw?
Why is Madushite playing again ffs.
what's a matter you face
>>156620855would be kinda based tbqhwy
>>156620874Could be worse...you could have 2 clueless americans on comms
>>156620452It's been a thing down here for at least 15 years. Although the clips are usually shorter.
Bongchuds are predicting goals and here I am predicting how many dives Harry will take this game. I'm thinking six.
>>156620669>muh bread and circusesQuintessentially English post.
>Anderson turns into Scholes>But he keeps passing into Madueke who either runs straight to corner flag or crosses straight into the stands
>>156620973Need more pace in front of our 7th choice right back.
Snoreway and England have the have the highest disposable per capita to blow money on this
>>156620681https://youtu.be/QjJrRkSn_F8
>>156620681The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp.
>>156620961Lmao even when Americans aren't playing you faggots are obsessed
>>156620884
>>156620855>new big boss at work>big meeting to introduce him to everyone>starts showing us pictures of himself on a motorcycle, hunting, pics of his wife and kidsPeculiar people you are
Harry is so slow and unathletic how does he score so much is he a tap in merchant?
>>156620699the truth is that we only keep posting it because this image is, on some level, hot
>>156621002this. i can't stand our "A" booth
>>156620884Any of the yellow-blue-red sudaca flags
Madueke starting. Grim
Kane (P) eta?
sirs please i remind you this is a COMFY thread. do the needful and be nice
Home status?
>>156620161oh shit this one actually workedthanks lad you're a real one>>156620431yeah it was way easier to find stuff 15 years ago, when my mother would ask me to find a film or series for her it took me 2 clicks to find itnow i waste hours looking for a working link and usually give up
i need a link bros
I hate any GK that doesn't wear long sleeves.That's right I'm talking to you DICKford.
>>156621068Obviously you aren’t playing you are shit and will never win a World Cup or be in this position
Why yes I do support the North Sea Empire.
>>156621114he's a big guy
>>156621131Cooming
>>156621131Woifes on standby
>>156620681go back further and watch some powell/pressburger, lean, pre-hollywood hitchcock, etc
>>156620498>TurpinOHNONONONO
>>156621077>how does he score so much is he a tap in merchant?Dive merchant.
Press these Norskjävels
>>156620877low test>>156620891kek>>156621080TRVKE
>>156621068the match is being played in americaof course the main country hosting the world cup is relevantdickhead
any got a stream? my usual site is shitting the bed
It's tango time
>>156621217lol why do i have a scotland flag on mobile? i'm in kent
NZ girls or Bong land girls?
>>156621296sure, www.rts.ch/play :)
everyone is just standing around. ultimate slurper
>>156621326are you sure
>>156621326fuck off scot
I’m a little concerned that Pickford’s record against Haaland/City isn’t amazing. We need to cut the lines to him rather than rely on him saving us.
>>156621173We don't care about winning retard but you do which will make it even sweeter when you lose. This means something to you. It doesn't mean anything to you
>playing against a low block except they have haaland up front instead of some emaciated south american farmerIt's so fucking over
I N G E R L A N D
My Yankee doodles would bootieblast both of these shit teams
broncGODS would beat both these peems
>>156621344that's a man
ENTERS
>>156621296ppv.stthey have 4k without commentary
>>156621350>rtsBasé
>>156621399And no dan burn
>>156621360They're all scared, meaning the dumber team will win because the dumb handle fear better.IT'S
norway just bus parking already
>Madueke
Jarrod Bowen died for this...
>>156621326you are one of us now ladmon norway and all that(dont tell anyone else but i kinda want england to win this one)
ITS CAMIN THE FACK HOME
>>156621173You aren't playing either cunt you're jerking your dick to a bunch of african's you hired as your soccer mercenaries. This is why your country is getting gang-raped by pakis. Going to enjoy seeing humble Norway BTFO you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXZ62GERi8
Madueke is so dogshit lmao. Like a YouTuber or something
>>156620180The English are prejudiced against people with majority Celtic DNA like Rooney. It's not something that is talked about much but guys like Karl Pilkington getting bullied for being a simple minded "little England" type is partially because he's got a head like a fuckin orange
>>156621411THE ANSWER TO 2026 IS 1778.
>>156620501noice
>>156620891
>>156621397You are shit at the the most popular and universally played sport, you are shit and can only do well at sports you invented.No one gives a fuck about baseball American football or basketball
>>156621383stats are basically meaningless in this context considering most of the norway team is shit relative to the city team
>>156621418god i fucking wish...
>>156621460Burn can't stop Haaland in a game like this, only works for Newcastle because they're the ones doing the low block.
what the fuck is haaland doing?Playing like a bitch not shooting at goal
>>156621296Give me your phone number, I'll describe it to you
Who we rooting for?
>>156620269I'm not making all that shit just for breakfast
>>1566215271776 was a mistake
norway
Huge amount of nothing from England, Norway's defence is really well organised.
>>156621501America has never had a world class white American boxer Speaks volumes about your nation of mutts
>>156621422thanks m8
hello frens, i just turned in, so how do we feel about this match
This is so boring
>>156621603flip a coin
>>156621551>No one gives a fuck about baseballthe entire caribbean and most of asia would like a word
>>156621603english roses
>>156621189
this black guy on the right is really bad :/
Gotta admire Trossard for reffing this game after his country were eliminated last night.
>>156621657It's 42C on the pitch
>>156621551We don't care about this sport. You do. When you lose it's going to be hilarious because it's going to personally upset so many of you.
MadueSHIT
Are they really playing in Miami in July? Whose bright idea was that
>>156621666>>156621709fuck off talking about baseball. can you gays talk about the match or just fuck off
Every single piece of play Madueke has been involved in he has fucked it up
Madueke get off the fucking pitch
och do any other scots actually think we're massively inferior to based england? we all wish we were english, right? let's be honest with our scottish selves och
>>156621646A talking cunt? Neat
DUBZ AND HOLLAND SCORE IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES
slurping, and im not talking about the hydration break
>>156621707makes the smug Grimace advert all that more intimidating
>cross to the moon>offside>handbalmaybe stop passing to Madueke
NONE OF MY STREAMS ARE WORKING AAAAAAAA
Sick of this nigga madueke tbqh
Badueke
>>156621418Lol this dude is blind
Slurp
>>156621650>england loseeh whatever>england winITS CAMIN HOME LADS WE'll WIN 5-0 VS SPAIN AND FRANCE!!!
>>156621756...maybe the sticky is more your speed, hon...
Business idea: get a black player to stay onside
the ball out to madueke is always on. unfortunately the ball is out to madueke
hate myself and want to die
Why not start Saka after his display v Mexico
England is dominating this Norwegian team desu
>>156621844crocked just like every second cunt in the squad
I'm better than Madueke.
>>156621603England, it is time for the cup to return home.
HOME NATIONS, CHECK IN>NORTHERN IRELAND CHECKING IN
>>156621756Calm down holy shit you are worked up and tense lol
>>156621797Now THAT is a man
>>156621772turn off your vpn nigel
So far this game has been 10 England players keeping Norway under control, and then Madueke resetting the play so we don’t get anything from it.
>>156621804kek
just like my dad, it's never really going to come home, is it
>>156621646Powerslap for boomers
>>156621844His hammies are made from kinder bueno
Wish the old king of norway could be there, RIP
>>15662179710/10 genes but fucked her looks with botox or whatever the fuck they use
For now it's been a certified slurper
>>156621803so are we rooting for england
I think Spain, France and Argentina bootyblast both of us sadly.
Putting racism asideWho am I rooting for?
>mfw there actually is juice loose aboot this hoose
>hire a bunch of africans and arabs to play for you>still loseThe absolute state of britcucks
>>156621789im just watching it on youtube, this guy is streaming it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDia3e12czc
>>156621892When I’m in power I’m holding a referendum to kick you out of the UK.
WIFE STATUS??
>>156621964
>>156622003w-why
>>156622008tucked up in bed
>>156621948What would you know Seamus
>>156621797She's wearing the wrong color foundation
YAWN
>>156622008On edge but unbruised.
Penus Williams spotted
>>156621646Rocky Marciano not world class? He beat Joe Lewis!
g-gay..?
>>156621988almost got me you cheaky roach
>arab commentatorsPeak cinematic experience
>>156621501The England line-up is majority white though
Lads how do you block by country as I know there is a setting for it? Genuinely can’t listen to these boring cunts until the World Cup is over
ITS OVER
>>156621892Beat NI band? Cranberries or stiff little fingers for me
>>156621988How did I still fall for this
>>156621964Most of the kids on here will be way too young to remember this one
>>156622071that's the perfect colour for an english rose.
>>156621925jude is young and england constantly shits out players from every position except gkit's coming home
>>156617484>J?>J RYERSON?BING
>>156622036You must understand that the English don't want us by now lad
>>156621858Too bad we're always playing those panicky and imprecise passes that don't do shit against teams that park the bus. I can totally see us losing 1 - 0 after doing nothing with the 70% possession and then getting Haalanded
they've just stopped marking Madueke because they know he's no threat
>>156622008
this game is literally the simpsons meme
>>156621804>me when some cunt is taking too long at the whataburger
>>156621961Kino underdogs from a country with very nice people vs one of the most soulful footballing nations trying to end 60 years of hurt. Make your choice.
>>156622008out on date #3 with her new boyf. tonight could be the night!!!
>>156622140is this the less well know sister?
>low blockNorway doesn't seem competent enough to achieve this
>>156622178too bad. no surrender. give me gibs
>if argie switzerland goes to penalties i stay up for 7 more hoursShit
Norway are so fucking boring
>>156622148Good luck anon! Remember to start slow and give the balls attention.
why is norway's manager so hellbent in playing sorloth as RW? just play with two tall strikers and make every cross a nightmare
>>156622178nah we love you
>>156622060We invented catenaccio
>>156622206fifa's fault for hosting it in the swamp of the usa
We've been shit from corners recently haven't we?
>another england slurperi sleep
>>156622008bringing me and the boys snacks
>>156621772>>156621964kek
>>156621603England, but I like both teams
>>156621789https://ppv.st/live/wc/2026-07-11/nor-eng:)
>>156622209>england>soulful
>>156622279Erm its my first time I'm a little nervous
>>156622003please dontwe would rather not be forced to take them
>>1566222894-4-2 isn't a real formation in 2026
guys where are the goals
Should've known this is gonna be the slurpiest slurper of the whole tournament.
>>156622060>tp>tf replying to tfkek you're alright giancarlo
>Mutts shitting up the comfy threadJust fuck off
>>156622399in the 82nd minute (p)
not winning a ballon d'or with corners like that
>>156622376jesus that's grim
>>156621772Scotchman here in England. Yes, I agree. We are terribly inferior and lucky to be part of the UK.
I barely follow soccer but I’d give anything to watch sky news cry.
Rubbish corner kickI do not rate rice
Bet £500 earlier on a moment of madness this would be under 2.5 goals Easy £1200
>England and Argentina are still in the tournament>only Spain is called boring and slurperIt makes no sense
>>156622422comfy thread with 500+ posts already is fuckin cursed. we are so over
>>156622358They have the most soulhttps://youtu.be/_ljeUKGH60U
>>156622358T. Soulless goylem
>>156620681bridge on river kwai
>>156622480I don't like seeing anyone over 6 foot take a cornerShould be in the box
this might be our last chance to win a world cup as a white majority country, lads
>haaland just strolling aboutkekked
starting to feel a bit thirsty
>>156622422Norway is going to rape you to death
>norwegian low block>they've also got one of the tallest teams in the tournamentbook this in for a 0-0 aet
>>156622480I'm more of a pasta man myself
>>156622563Unless you vote Restore
>>156622570hold out until the hydration break bro
Proper slurper so far
>>156622570HOLD
Uhh why isn't Norway being kino? Spee told me they were kino..
>>156620681I really love kind hearts and coronets but i feel JFs wouldnt care for it
>>156622399I stole them
>>156622358Yes
>>156622639What % of votes are they going to get? 1%?
>England playing the Simpsons strategy
are the bong crowd really just gonna sing the same 3 second melody on repeat the whole game?
Norway tactics in a fucking world cup quarter final: 11 behind the ball in your own half Fucking pathetic FUCKING PUSSIES FIGHT US VIKING CUNTS
>>156622735depends how many more Reform politicians get killed
>>156622503seemed like it was less of an issue during the group stage
>>156622743
this already looking like a match for the ages. very pragmatic and cerebral so far. zero shots on target in 20 minutes but you can see the mental warfare. another one for the thinking anons
Americans we fucking get it you don’t like us can you shut the fuck up now and watch and discuss the match?Boring bastards you lot
its crazy how a team as bad as norway got this far
>>156622805They only had possession against Brazil because Ancelotti is fucking retarded and let them play
Just no dog in these norway cats
>>156622384then just play a normal player in that position.every time sorloth has the ball it looks like his knees are going to explode
>>156622805ROOOOOOOW
where are the axesthis is boring
walking lol
>>156622852>this is the team that beat Brazil
this is pathetic
British pipo very baby faced. I'm sure they all get carded here
>>156622688Their low block looks very kino. 90s football vibes, much better than pressingslop.
>black winger who always plays like shit for england but still starts every england matchis madueke a sterling regen?
Slurper status?
>>156622863Maybe Bruno and Endrick shouldnt have missed and we'd be watching England vs Brazil
>>156622829coworker facebook humor
>>156622926Yeah we're shit nigga
>>156622925looks like a bunch of 50 year olds playing
>>156622863you have a worse midfield than france be real
>>156622841This. I'm absolutely euphoric right now
Literally no movement, 22 dudes just casually walking or straight up standing stillWhat the fuck kind of trash world cup quarter final is this?
>>156622848I studied abroad at St Andrews :3
What does fraudegard do???
What if instead of a goal box it was a lava filled pit? No more low block, just kino long shots
>half listening to the commentators>"O'riley... O'riley... GAY"
This is how every team that came to Portman Road set up. Scared of the Ipswich. Scared of McKenna’s massive cock.
>>156622852You'd already be winning 1-0 against us
reckon if the half is over and you have more than 70% possession you should get a free goal
All joking aside they need to get Madueke off
Norway in compact 4-5-1 formation. What kind of strategy is this?
>>156622977>black winger who always plays like shitYou don't get to play the race card anymore when you have Gordon on the other wing playing even worse
>>156623064>you have a worse midfield than franceObviously
>>156622977there must always be a nig king
Lying on my bed, beautiful sunset outside. Chinese slop infront of me. Not hot today (Northern Ireland doesn't get the same gape the Londoners are getting).Comf
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING LMAO
Norway using their shield wall atm
>>156623075obviously making sure to save their energy for when match gets to 90 minutes 0-0
>>156622977but sterling was one of englands best players
CLOOOOOOOSE
>>1566230751st quarter is like this often. Something will happen after the goy break.
>>156622570i have to piss..
>>156623075Lamoi'm back to playing black flag iv
>>156623075Norway has all their men on defense for some reason
Time to hydrate bros
>>156622805Southgatesque
handsome lad
4 yellows seems safe now that Norway isn't doing anything
Jesus Christ just move the game to the Alamodome already.
>>156623076English people paid for that
FUCKING PUSSIY NORWEGIANS FIGHT US FIGHT USSSSSSSSSSSSSS
inshallah after the hydration break we will have our vengeance
had a real chance there
gonna lie down in bed to watch this one I guess
wank break3 minutes to coom
>>156622863>>156622995we also were playing slurpball even though we also tried that against japan and got punished for it>we'd be watching England vs Brazildon't remind me...
>>156622008in the other room watching netflix. i'm in the cuck kitchen tv position while she has the big room/big tv
>>156623180what dish m8
>>156623064>franceOur midfield is worse than that of any major nation and worse than those of many minnows. Which doesn't mean Dementialotti's game plan was brilliant.
Perishing thirst
>they keep calling the Norwegians 'vikings'
>>156622977In the last game the other alternative to saka was dogshit soo
Reminder to hydrate
>>156623268Never mix.
>>156623180good lad
I was accidentally watching a FIFA video game channel on youtube instead of the actual match
>>156623300This You don’t win by staying back COME TO THE FRONT LINES YOU FAKE VIKING FUCKS!!!!!!
Angloids genuinely believe they stand a chance against our ngubus LMAOOOOOO
>>156622841You and I are the only people here intelligent enough to understand this, anon
Are they playing Sorloth as a winger again?
Hydrate.
>>156623360live sport should always get the big telly anon, go chase her away to bed
>>156623075Yep
>>156623324Miss him so much lads
>>156623290Foreigners get fleeced when studying in europe, probably cost him 20k+ (which is nothing compared to American uni costs)
>playing for penals from kick off
>>156623356
>>156623360Aye you've lost the ways of old lad.
>>156623487it's almost a curse my chilean brother to appreciate the beautiful game to this extent
the giant english guy is playing?
>>156623470I can see how that would have been more appealing than the real thing.
>>156623268Feel old yet? This is Nico O'Reilly
Parking the bus and forcing England to penalties is basically cheating
>>156623474nah, will be an interesting 3rd place match though
Every other game has made me more convinced this is France's third WC
>>156623591Haaland usually scores after the 75th minute
>>156623075its 31 degrees celsius
>>156623633>>156623638so true
>>156623289Fuck that, move it to the Sun Bowl
>commercial for some kind of medical thing>disclaimer about side effects and possible issues is longer than the actual "buy our thing, it's so good for you" part of the ad
>>156623193Penalty shootouts is the most exciting thing after the dullest shit imaginable and they're so random anyone can win.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE HYDRATION BREAKSWHY ARE AMERICUNTS LIKE THIS
Arrow posting in a comfy
>>156623734We played in 42 against Paraguay
>>1566233768 Chicken balls, Fried rice and a curry tub. Boring, but a staple.
england's manager reminds me of Doc Brown from back to the future
cam on Mpupu, pass it to Bwakwekwe! why isn't Tuchel playing Chungzunga? CAM ON ENGLAND
>>156623720France won’t lose another World Cup for atleast another 16 years Mbappe is young and they have perfected the art of negro recruitment and excellence
hydrate
Here's the first girl of the game coming up
>>156623633>>156623638Aye lmao
>>156623865sounds proper tbqhwy
>>156623720This
>>156623852Your guys are african though, it's different.
I've seen enough. The game's back to the second monitor while I play me some deadlock.
>>156623817they need to peddle their goyslop to their goysumers
>>156623360come on lad, you know you can do better then that. We might win and maybe even get to the finals and do you really want to sit in the kitchen while your wife hogs the big TV watching love island slop?
>>156623817americans love their commercials
That was clearly Bellingham's foul
goal
>>156623884chunguzunga isn't match fit bro. trust in mbupu
Not even watching this
that wasnt a foul
>Hydration break>Players have notably more energy afterMaybe the Americans are on to something
need tripper back
>arrowpostersThis is a comfy thread, fuck off
i'm hydrating
Did America really create hydration breaks to squeeze in more ads?Fucking hate them so much lads
Fuck u norway
>>156623955So why isn’t England dominating this
What's that on the ground?
>>156624070kek
I was wondering when England was good to start divi- playing.
I CAN'T
business idea: put the referee foam on the front of the ball to blind opposition players
>>156623628
>>156624098Messi?
>>156623949They're just performative shitposters
>>156624079Nah 4 quarters are great. They should also introduce timeouts to soccer.
>WIDE>WIDE>WIDE
>>156624079>complain about the temperature and humidity>complain about hydration breaksMake up your mind.
What’s that little white pebble in front of the ball??
>>156624023this is purely accidental
>>156624098grass I reckon
i finally found a working stream so i can watch this slurper
>>156624079of course we did, we're awful. what did you expect?
>>156624098foam
>>156624189i wish she had my Cok in her hands
OH GOD THERE'S A GATOR ON THE PITCH
imagine if we fielded an entire teamof pajeets just for a laugh haha
>>156624098cum
To the moon 'arry!
what are yall drinking during the hydration breaks? for me? it's water. unflavoured. with ice.
Not looking good for Norway
>30 minutes have passed>0-0don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
What shall i have next. Ale or lager?
Of all the mediocre cunts hyped up by their managers and the press, Bellingham has to be the dirtiest, scummiest one. Even worse than Vini.
I just sharted a bit
>>156624344pint of carlsburg
WE ROWING
>>156624389ale
rowrowrowrowrowwwwww
>>156623360
They're doing the thing!
>>156624389Water. Pace yourself.
>>156624344Cole'd ice or just regular?
americans still here? didnt they all fuck off to watch rugby or stickball or something?
>>156624389Hoegaarden white for me
>>156624389lager
>>156618037That's an average american having his 5 minute slop break and you know it.
Bong bros why are you ngubumaxxing without getting all the ngubu benefits? Your ngubus are so shit compared to ours
>>156624070one of my many regrets in life is not trying my wife's breastmilk. Weirded me out too much at the time
>>156624467Regular.
>>156624189That's a man in yellow btw
the rowing is pretty stupid, i agree with that one guy
god that rowing thing is so gay
ROOOWedditROOOWeddit
>>156624460
>non-norwegians, even non-europeans doing the row memecringe or based?
This guy's "hair" is peak KWAB
rowddit
Already rigged for riggerlund
are bongs projecting when they call us boring and divers?
theres the diving you expect
>>156624344>yall>kiwi flag oh dear
>>156624344nigger cum
>>156624451Reminds me of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
>>156619524>if one of the hobos gets sick the'd be liableJoke country. Why defended by a polish sausage?
>>156624450London pride or ghost ship (supermarket slop man me)
Think it's only a matter of time until England scores tbqh
>>156624536married chick i dated last year was lactating at the time. it's overrated
harold.. we don't tolerate failure
haaland's having fun
>>156624389if you've already started knocking back pints lager
>>156624635cringe. Just prove it how faggots vikings are.
>lolland
sluuuuuuuuuuuurpMéxico played better against England than whatever Norway is doing now
Looking at gordon is so sad. He's clearly from a family which didn't have enough money to feed him.
>>156624512Because, for the 10,000th time, the French success has nothing to do with whether the players are black or white. France has the best youth development system in the planet and thus trains the best players in the world. England, Netherlands and Germany could send 11 vantablack players into the pitch and they still wouldn't be good.
Has Haaland touched the ball yet
this sport is so shit, these diving cunts got 2 free kicks for nothing already
Migrate when ready.>>156624602>>156624602>>156624602>>156624602
>>156624704It's the same in poland you dumbass esl. He just told you.
>shartlandZlatan scores that.
Norway just missed the only opportunity they'll ever get
>>156624707take the spooky one
>>156624753But you dont have ale in 'merica
>after the """""""hydration break""""""" norway are suddenly capable of runningsus
>>156624070why is it yellow..?
>>156624811He has now
How does a team decide who is the loser who has to lay down behind the wall in a free kick situation?
heart attack
>>156624812This, VAR truly is only used for rigging.
>>156624828Retard
do not check the stats of the game
>>156624828Early
>>156624828>page 4m8 no need to panic make threads. And there's >>156617228
>>156623817Johnny Baby demands it
>>156624978Everyone waiting for pens
>>156624189>nooooooo man in yellow don't sit on my face nooooo don't make me eat your pale teen vag and asshole ahhhhhh noooooo don't squirt your juices into my mouth ahhhhh i can't swallow fast enough it's dribbling down my chin ahhhhh nooooo what do you mean you're going to feed me noooo don't smother me with your boobs ahhhhhhh
Holy shit lol
OH NONONONONONONOON
>fist shot on target of the game>34 minutes
Holy based fuck england
>>156624856Nevermind LMAO
haha england bad
wtf I thought that hit the outside of the net
que golazo
Fuck
>>156617484Wow
Holy shit what a worldie
HEJA NORGE
I WAS TOLD IT'S COMING HOME
yeah refs are going full riggi and recall this
Pickford is Englands weakness
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REKT
Yeah, I'm thinking HE'S
PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR NORWEGIAN GIRLS
What the
France vs Argentina final confirmed
white boi summer
>>156624897of course we do silly boy
>manlet goalkeepers>armlet goalkeepersNot even once.
why is it when england is near the goalpost norway players are running to try get the ball but when its on the other side england players just walk about doing absolute shite?
Norway has some real athletes
>prickford
>activez-le
>>156625382The French rigging it for England?
they only scored because I went away for a piss
>>156621551AHHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE LOSING. YOU ARE GOING TO GET KICKED OUT NOT EVEN IN 3RD PLACE AHAHAHAHAHA
Is it me or was pickford gonna get that but he moved his hand away at the last millisecond
Britcucks our response?
>>156625727What place did you come?
>>156625832Beat the wife
>>156625710mwahaha the french have always been celebrated for their execellency
Manhandled that zoomer
>>156625707why watch sky stream? why use whatsapp desktop app? why use windows? why drink alcohol? why use chrome?
Is this what norwegian women look like in the big 26?
>>156621171
ENGLISH ROSES, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
this is what we get for putting white people in our teamBRING ON THE RESERVE NGUBUS
>>156625978Turpin is shit THOUGH
Adderall kicking in, cheap beer in me belly and Norway just scored. Life is good
Norway-Swiss final don't ask me how
this is fun!>>156626050ew, politicians
Give it to me straight, doc. Is Norway winning this?
GOING HOME, THEYRE GOING HOME
>>156626035I don't know anon, it's an old image I savedThe hint being that the Netherlands aren't on the pitch
>>156626358I'd be okay with this.
>>156626423No
>>156624728i really fucking love it, nothing like having your head cradled and suckling from a big nourishing milker while she uses her other hand to stroke you off
>>156626423Yes
>>156626050
>>156626423Never count out Ngubu. He can score at any time, anywhere on the pitch
>>156626358h..how?
>>156626358
>>156626777
>>156626514>>156626655hmmm
did he even mean to score? looked like he was trying to get it in the box
Whenever we've played Denmark there's never been any viking larping minus a few horned helmets here and there and Danes always made up the majority of scandi's that landed on Englalond's sacred shores
Fucking hell sorloth
>sørlort
what the actual fuck
England are worse than I expected
why didnt he shoot
Shitløth
>>156627219>any form of expectation from englandfirst mistake, kiddo
>>156627290he did but he should have passed
>>156627290Mercy
He waited for 4 opponents to arrive. How is that not rigged?
>>156626680you knew
>that defenceKWAB
HEY HEY HEY
>>156627217If that looked like a fuck up 5 minutes ago, it's a giant fuck up now.
>>156624602>>156624602>>156624602>>156624602
IT'S
STOPPPPP
gay. and fuck that selfish basedcuck who ignored haaland
>>156627217>no wait, that's too easy, I better try it myself
No seriously this is bullshit come on.
Was Sorloth given a script or something?
Even more bullshit. I don't care it's offside. Four Norway men on a line and Kane just walks between the line. In what world is this natural?
Are you going to miss us hosting the world cup?
>>156629355This is still a thing?
>>156624023the 'water' is gimmicked. know what I mean Brother?
