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>>156633501
It's her. This is the thread.
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i cant be the only one watching the game on first monitor and porn on the second r-right?
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>other retard posts a thread at 500 posts
This is the one
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Imagine a full team of Haalands?
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I'd rather have england against riggitini than these norwegian nobodies. The only thing that matters in this World cup is that riggi doesn't win!
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MORNING
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>>156633501
how as a coach do you not immediately sub off the retard who doesn't pass to your star striker on a 2v1?
bench that nigga
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>>156633886

What porn are you watching then
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Any Tango sightings?
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Oh wow was that a highly questionable goal reverse? Wow havn't seen anything like that since argentina played... peculiar
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>>156634014
Lucy Mochi
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>>156633886
do people really do this?
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Why are no Pakis or Indians playing for the British Empire?
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business idea: each team gets one player who's allowed to play with gaelic football rules
kinda of like a goalie except he's in the outfield and gets to body cunts
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cant help but laugh whenever i see haaland just standing there, something about the way he stands
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post yfw this match so far
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>>156633886
>canada
stfu before we make you a state and take away your healthcare gay nigga
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Ok but why playing a big slow forward on the wing
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>>156634320
he really does have grug posture

>>156634397
picrel
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>>156634397
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this game is really dum
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>>156633501
Let's gooooooo
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Imagine if Southgate was still in charge it'd be 1-0 still and we'd be parking the bus. Subs at 85 minutes
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>>156634518
yes, would rather be this lil fella
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these dadrock songs are so cringe
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I just KNOW my nigga Haaland is cooking something historic.
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>>156634226

A daring synthesis
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Norway has trans rights, England has no trans rights

Come on Norway!
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>>156633501
Praying that England is bombed by chemical weapon. That diving made me support their extinct. Glad muslims kill them daily
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gordon is england's only good creator
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>England has found a hybrid of Lampard and Gerrard in Bellingham
>Rice is as good as a holding midfielder as Carrick
Shame Anderson is nowhere near as good as Scholes, England could've had a actual working version of the golden generation.
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feels like this wc has only 2 songs
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>>156634716
WTF I LOVE NORWAY NOW!?
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>>156634668
Yeah, he's going to jail after murdering Sorloth after the game.
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>>156634716
>two dives lead to goals
You got troons out on the field faggot
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The murder of Ann Widdecombe really has demoralised England.
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>>156634647
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISEMAN
COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POORMAN STEALING
AND THIS IS HOW
YOU REMIND ME
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Can't wait for next muslim terror in England
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>>156634716
Guess I'm rooting for Norway then
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I don't like Gordon coming off
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The fuck is that sub?
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>gordon off
what's tuchel cooking?
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>>156634397
twice at least
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>>156634994
Meth
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>>156634312
Based
luv gaelic
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Why didn't Nusa start, he's really good
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>>156634927
>nickelback is considered dadrock now
fuck
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>>156634946
By the Lord youre seething tonight
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Heia Norge!
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>one of the English players is named "Gay"
that about summarizes this semen slurping "sport"
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>>156635115
>tfw 2006 was 37 years ago
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>>156634837
>>156634976
Im rowing right now, we need another viking invasion!

>>156634857
Those are fake trans not tru trans
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>>156634397
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Either need to score, otherwise, it will go to a draw
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>>156635096
schjelderup's been marginally better
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Waiting for Saka to do something
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Gay sport.
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NORWAY PASSES TO CENTRE

BACK TO WING

BACK TO CENTRE

CENTRE HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT, HOLDS IT!
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>>156635123
Can't wait for you killed
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I'm too sleepy for this shit, why couldn't they have just one game per day
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Why don't they shoot ffs
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>>156635196
Brazilian "insight"
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>haaland randomly showing up to kill some dude
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England is getting raped by whoever they play against next. Not even being able to beat Norway without refball and Sorloth is bleak.
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I lived for a couple years in the UK, so I'm hoping England brings it home.
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>dribbly mutt with zero end product
tiresome
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norway...?
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>>156634716

This but unironically

>>156634871

Yeah I imagine the fetid stench of her witches snatch ripening in the 33C heatwave was really fueling them
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Whether or not englellose this match epitomises why they never win cups - they never can control a match they just ride the rollercoaster and hope for the best
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>>156635317
KEK
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I thought st georges cross was considered a racist symbol? Is this crowd filled with chuds?
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>>156635274
that’s not nice to say to someone
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>>156635262
True but you wouldn't be here if you had anything better to do
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Somehow I fink england will win this. The Satanic Bellendham will conjure up some black magik again. I fink he's a disciple of Aleister Crowley or some shit innit.
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I'm one losing bet away from killing myself. If i die today it's all on England
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All jokes aside lads

We actually need England to lose otherwise the victory will be used as propaganda against Reform.
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it should've been us against england
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Damn ingurland playing worse
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what happens to the sweaty stinky socks when the match is over
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>>156635395
I cant wait for all English to be killed
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Englandbros...why is Norway playing so well?
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GOOD SHIT NORGE!
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>>156635219
Are you the Seal poster from a certain other board?
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>>156635386
Yeah but it worked for Argentina last World Cup
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TROLLBAR
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England' 3 very zesty 2bh
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wtf man
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>>156635304
Good night anon, I hope you'll be woken up by honking retards this morning
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terry and cole '''golden gen''' watching on
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>>156635315
>>156635315
>>156635315
everyone is in here
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that was almost a third goal off another pickford mistake
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I CANT SCORE
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>John terry
All i remember this guy for is missing that key penalty for chelsea
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>>156635304
Yeah so dumb. Surely the bulk of the soccer audience is from Europe or adjacent
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>>156635473

Go to sleep Nigel
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Can't believe norway just scored on england, it's fucking over.
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>>156635500
Fair enough
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Congratulations France on the title. This side of the bracket is a clown show.
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How many english women beaten by their boyfriend/husband tonight?
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>>156635486
You 100% would have lost. You can't beat any above average European teams anymore.
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ERA
That English bastard pushed the norwegian mid air
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>>156635611
fuck off tranny
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oh how did it stay out
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>>156634014
miniloona
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Clear penalty there. If Haaland's play was a foul that's a foul also.
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>>156635450
are you the guy who posted on /biz/ and said most of your money comes from sports betting and that england would win? Ib et on norway because of you.
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England will win 4-3 in penalties
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Yeah this is why Americans think soccer is a sport for twinks. Pussy shit.
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Reece James is the black dad white mum version of white dad black mum Bellingham. A lazy crocked bastard
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>>156635696
There's still a good chance for Spain to win against them desu
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cute babu
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Norway should be up 3, how the fuck English pussies diving and cheating is counted by FAGFA?
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England are gassed and shit. Snoreway has to end this decisively so FIFA can't gift England a bs victory. If it goes to penalties England wins because they get to retake all their misses
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>>156635696
we have to beat spain first
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Maybe don't bring your autistic lad to the footy
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>>156635611
Bro which one fucking is it?
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>>156635667
>tfw no American late night soccer with glow-in-the-dark kits and ball
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England are playing like faggot women with no spine
This is because they have none and will be going home to let their family be raped by niggers and jeets
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>>156635901
Enjoying pussy is the opposite of gay though
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>>156633501
>>156633501
>>156633501
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This is where we need Foden, he could have taken the whole Norway team at once.
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holy fuck that non-penalty is genuinely pissing me off. what the fuck was that?
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>>156635901
If it was played exclusively by twinks it would be the only sport I watch
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>>156635531
Nah Argies can control matches for the periods they need to but englel either look laboured or on the ropes. Bellingham is carrying these shitters
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>>156635931
this sweet dreams lil guy
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Can Norway please score again?
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What does Eze even do?
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How can you be English and even support this circus of ballerinas. Most embarrassing match of whole cup holy shit
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>>156634397
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>>156635115
men who were 26 in 2006 are now 50
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Why does everyone want England to lose all the time?
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Any oldfags remember when diving was punished with a yellow card
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England's defence is fucking abysmal
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>>156636105
Score pens
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>Norway actually playing better
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>>156636134
I didn’t until you fags started diving
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>>156635386
literally me

>>156636066
gay
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>>156636134
They hate us because they anus
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>>156636200
our midfield collapsed
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>>156636134
/sp/ is the funniest when england loses. sorry m8
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>>156636152
yeah, almiron got carded for it the other day
and i think he's the only one to get a card for it this wc lmao
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*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON NOARWAY
*BANG BANG*
>SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS
*BANG BANG*
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post hot anime/3dpd bitches
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>>156636200
England will inevitably score on a retarded deflected shot
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>>156636200
>hoofball into the box with the giants
Good plan though
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>>156636134
The FIFA rigging makes us not like you
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>>156636134
I didn't but your team relies way too much on the ref and is clearly trained more than other teams to dive at key moments, whereas Norway has been way more clean. Hard to root for you in this situation.
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what exactly does Kane do
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Fuck sake Ødegaard, do something you CUNT!!! AAAAGGGGHHHH
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slower threads are comfier threads
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>Have an actual ngubu pacy winger
>Start dominating
It's that easy
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Was that Carlsen? Dude looks a bit chubby now
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>>156636039
Way too early dude
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>>156636200
I think they're very underrated by rankings.
As a team, not just Haaland.
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england is genuinely terrible
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>>156636118
Maybe new generations were required to create culture instead of stealing blacks mumble babble and crying about others online like women do.

Anyways let's enjoy the last time humanity had soul, no reason to give zoomniggers any attention.
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cant tell if england is trying to park the bus to force pens (havent learned their lesson) or theyre just shite
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for me tuchel's subs so far have been fuckin diabolical
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Based Magnus Carlsen
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Ok anyone else want to lose now so we don’t get embarrassed next game ?
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>>156636299
Norway has bigger giants you dumb anglo
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Norway hasn’t scored cause that nigger on the right wing keeps dribbling into the defender and losing the ball instead of crossing for Haallannd
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>>156636323
Dive
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I kinda hope we lose cos we're getting dicked by Argentina or France
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imagine getting dabbed on by norway
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If I caught the ball in the stands I’d run out and take it home.
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>>156636323
Score at 90+extra time
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>>156636323
He dives and gets scored against.
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>>156636426
look on the bright side, when you lose next game you can just blame riggi riggitini
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cam on Haaland scor sam fakin måls
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>>156636291
Nah the obvious Norway corner goal is coming
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Odegaard is really disappointing.
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don't tell me this shit is going to penalties
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>>156636509
The fuck gianni gon do?
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magnus carlsen on the stands
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Good thing Henderson broke his arm otherwise he'd have been subbed on for Rice.
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>>156636105
Nothing
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>plenty of contact inside the box every corner
>VAR refuses to intervene now
That's why you can't disallow the goal for that push. Every ref decision is inconsistent now.
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>>156636465
Yeah this is pathetic, Norway will be hard done by if they lose this
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>>156636509
I would quickly deflate it so they wouldn't want it back.
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>>156636590
Tuchel’s plan
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>>156636571
Haaland will get atleast one clear chance before the game ends. Whether he scores it or fluffs it, that will decide the game
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>>156636590
Over for England if it does
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>>156636571
It came and got denied already
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>>156636465
>I kinda hope we lose
Negotiation phase of grief.
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>>156636629
Pushing with 2 hands far away from the ball must be faul though
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nigga wearin a jockstrap on his head
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Why is Norway playing so much better than vs Brazil
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Potential kwaboty ending here.
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>>156635836
M-maybe
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england playing for pennos, pathetic
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what does haaland do
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>commentator tries himself at a chess reference
>Both teams still have their kings out there
Not their queens you mean? The king just sits in the back you know
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>>156636769
they knew that Brazil was a papertiger
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>>156635262
American football is gayer
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playing scared atm, deserve to lose
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>>156636590
hope we get a repeat of the 2020 euro cup
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>>156636756
It happens every corner
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what's wrong with Beckham? why is he so red? is he okay?
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>Dead Spence
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>>156636629
Female VAR operators decide if it "seemed mean" or not.
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>>156636830
Seduce American women
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Bellendham to use his satanic powers to get a late winner.
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Norway is honestly just the better team here.
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Lets be honest we haven’t looked like scoring all night
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>>156635500
can't wait for you to be thrown into treblinka again
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>>156636830
so far only getting a goal cancelled
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why does he wear the mask?
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>>156636769
Well duh england is far better than brazil
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What the FUCK is he wearing
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>>156636903
wearing a suit, too. wtf
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>Bringing on Spence
Congratulations Norway!
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>>156636830
He's on the prowl
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>>156633886
Game on chrome stream, scat porn in incognito :D
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please norgay dont go to penals against Inglel
they got those faking lasers im sure
cheating cunts
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>>156636815
I hate pennos. They fucking suck.
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>>156636903
he has gout
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>>156636629
VAR should only do anything on blatantly obvious stuff that the VAR ref see IN REAL TIME as a second set of eyes or for determining whether the ball actually crosses the goal line
the ONLY exceptions are for looking at calls for handball on goals
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too many ngubus for us to win :(
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>>156636837
calling male football players a queen has effeminate and gay connotations
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>>156636756
It's no more a foul than pulling a shirt.
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>>156636830
service babby
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>>156636769
Even Cabo Verde plays better than Brazil anon
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It seems like the bigger teams just physically make it impossible for players to dribble the ball and nothing happens, like literally shoving and pulling them, but then the smaller teams get in trouble when they do the same, I don't get football
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>>156636942
Got his chin broke by a whiteboi
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>>156636903
just white people's things, you wouldn't understand
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VAR, the slayer of momentum
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>>156636837
These commentators are so fucking retarded it makes Americans look even worse. I hate the high pitched one
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Is that Saka or Vini Jr
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KWAB
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>>156636837
I would hope the kings are out there or the game would be over.
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grim
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90+3 kane's goal incoming
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Getting subbed like
>warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>156637079
if i take it off, will he die?
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>caca
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>>156636903
His wife Victoria looks like a dude
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>>156636903
boozehound
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>take off Gordon
>put on all your pacey ngubus
>suddenly it's classic England again: listless, not attacking, waiting on the game to fall into their lap
They deserve to lose
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SAKA is the blackest person I've ever seen
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>>156637024
Adapting pens to 1v1 dribbling duels was one of the few things Americans did right.
I wish this was widely adopted in competitions
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>>156637172
It will be extremely painful
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>>156636134
for what you did to the Irish.
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>>156637082
He's (Beckham) jewish innit
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>>156637154
Dann blas mir doch Einen
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Whelp I’m going to be seeing webms of that miss for a while
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how the fuck is sakka a bench here
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>>156634434
Is this a bot? What does this retarded response have to do with anything? Not very comfy.
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>I CAN'T SCORE
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>>156636903
Wearing a suit in Miami even though he's lived there for ages
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i fucking hate american soccer commentators
scotts are the kings and by far the most entertaining
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>suarez watching the game
?
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>>156636830
Walks around. Lumbering and goal hanging
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>>156637247
he's a big guy
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how many fuckups is saka going to be afforded
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>90+20
what
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>>156636882
Not really
>>156637055
Pulling the shirt too hard also is a foul
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djed goal 90+6
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Kane having a stinker
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>>156636903
hes bogged.
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>>156637246
Guys like Pep would just find loopholes or exploit shit within this method. It's no use.
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Just how many African colonies did England have?
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>England has to cheat against Norway
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Haven't watched a single second is it slopball or is it actually good
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We play until a nigger scores for England
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>>156637304
>scotts are the kings and by far the most entertaining
Agreed.
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>Haaland doesn't track back
>omg he's like a walking green flag, Becky
>Messi doesn't track back
>ewww, why is that ugly manlet not helping his teammates?
It's not fair, bros.
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>suarez
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tVdCQaH0vs
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Don't be scared of Suarez. He's not going to bite you or anything.
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For me? is wildtequila
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Our defence is so ramshackle I can't figure out where the subs are going in.
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>>156637361
>Pulling the shirt too hard also is a foul
which everyone on both sides were doing when haaland pushed the guy
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Ollie Watkins would have score a late winner by now
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>no subs for ET
what did taktiks tommeh mean by this
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You don't realize just how many blacks a team has until they start subbing players
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>>156637312
In Miami innit
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This is when someone scores. This shit is so scripted
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both these teams look beatable,especially england who looks exhausted
MUCHACHOS
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jesus christ that was close
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>>156637475
soul,,,,
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KWAB
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>>156637187
Leave Posh alone!
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>extra time
nervous_pepe.jpg
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>>156637137
no way
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Can Pickford grab a single fucking ball?
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>>156637434
watching cus i have nothing else to do this weekend and no it's kinda boring. Half the game is people just kicking the ball backwards. So then you get bored and go take a piss break and of course the 4 seconds of action happen right then
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I genuinely didn't think I could hate England more
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FFS I knew the keeper was gonna fuck up there. What a knob.
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Why does he wear the mask?

>>156637422
Doesn't matter, it's much better to watch
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>>156637577
*loses 0-5 to Federerland*
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cortisol spike
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AAAA MEN KA FAEN DÅ
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>>156637577
Makes me think nowdid the Azteca gas the shit out of them?
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>>156637504
Dont you get more if it goes to extra time?
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lmao Tuchel
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Knew it, too. What the fuck
>>
>>
everyone has a plan until someone makes a play for their laurel
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It's like they want to lose.
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>>156637624
ty ameribro my suspicions were correct unfortunately
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>>156637577
Agree. Might be an historic moment for Switzerland
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>>156637497
If you pull the shirt hard enough you throw the guy on the ground it's a foul
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>>156637637
one sided beef
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kek tuchel
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>>156636830
Memes for retards about bodybuilding while the rest of his team does the actual playing.
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kek tuchel looks demonic
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STUPID
He almost pulled a Karius.
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>>156637637
Bit racist to hate this england team innit mate
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>>156637699
ACTION SHOT!
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>>156637539
oh yeah
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>>156637477
>t. psvfag
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>>156637612
GKs have been awful this tournament besides Bono and the meme ones from small teams.
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>>156637577
Youve scraped by the past two games don’t get cocky now
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>>156637637
I hadn't noticed all your posts talking about nuking them.
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>>156637745
fuck off shitskin.
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>RELEASE THE PACY NGUBUS
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>>156637664
bruh almost had a heart attack
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>>156636837
>>156637097
>american commentators do not understand chess or soccer and fail at both
Kekkaroo
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>>156637771
haaland literally a sol bra follower
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>>156637478
Rodde_schlocer for me.
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Jesus fuck STOP FUCKING ABOUT AT THE BACK YOU CUNTS!!!!
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That Norwegian assistant takes it up the ass you just know
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Kane SUCKS
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Rogers has weird eyebeows
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Is Kane gonna wake up or?
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WHATS HAPPENING WITH NORWAY
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>no one is scoring
>so much for muh Kane
>britbongs are fucking useless
>even cried to daddy VAR to help them rig
>more useless than Cripplemar
NEVER BETTING ON YOU CROOCKED TEETH FAGGOTS AGAIN
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YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT EXTRA TIME??
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kom så Norge
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>>156637577
I'm supporting you guys, but don't get cocky, you've struggled against worst teams
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Halaand sunning his balls instead of scoring
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>AIslop shirts
disgusting
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>that boomer with an aislop shirt
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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2-1
THE PAID REF TOOK OFF ONE GOAL FOR NO REASON
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What happened here?
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Do we only have 1 midfield? can’t count Rogers or Bellingham as midfielders
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Why is The Mentalist guy playing for Norway
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>>156637972
He's just norwegian
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>>156638023
Bellendham will get the winner. Just watch.
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>>156637887
Not an argument
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Tuchel looks so German it’s unreal
He even dresses like a 50 year old chemical engineer
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>>156638049
KEK
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>1966 & 2026 shirt
Holy mufa
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>>156638092
Sorloth is mentally broken thanks to Simeone
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>>156638023
I am from bosnia take me to america
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>Norway up 2
>random English muslim nigger flops
>ref cancels the goal
?
>>
>>156638161
Neither is pretending to be an idiot.
You're not white.
>>
>>156638097
did you guys take wharton? i'm guessing not
>>
>>156638023
>seriously betting on england
you should know by now that they will bottle it each time
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>>156638088
The Argentinians paid the ref to rig it for England innit bruv
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Could have been playing black ops again now but have to watch till penalties ffs
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Cheeky last minute goal?
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been so shit this second half
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>>156638303
Sitting at home
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>>156638329
me when someone quotes me with a basedjak
>>
>>156637771
Ai powered engagement bait fueles by jeets earning enough ads money to feed their starving village
The future is bleak
>>
>>156638329
Why do germans look so evil
>>
I fucking hate Kane and hope he dies
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>>156638329
tommy tuchingz in the process of losing it
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Dumbass VAR
I hate this shit
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Will the corded ware ungabunga triumph over the bell beaker ngubus?
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>>156638381
relax, the players themselves bet on extra time win
>>
>>156638049
British people love being slaves, they demand the police kick their door in.

Its also illegal to sue the police or prison system for unlawful imprisonment, even if its been 5 years
>>
yeah kane is a fag
>>
who looks more tired if this goes to extra time
>>
Mainoo must have been shite in training. He is a controller type
>>
>>156638329
>STUPID FAT HOBBIT
>>
England's only star was rigged, why do people think they're above riggi
>>
Norway looks spent and England catched a second wind. It's over.
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>>156638329
what did he mean by this
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>>156638329
looks like the giant from twin peaks
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>>156638481
the audience
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>>156638329
>mfw
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Second half is a certified slurper
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>>156638300
Why so angry, it's literally what has always happened other than the last disgraceful eplel win by the arse nal
>>
>>156637699
Needs more flames.
>>
When did the Ngubu take off the jaw holder? Or is this some Mandela effect shit?
>>
England should sub off Eze even though he was subbed on. Just offering nothing. Mad they didn't bring Palmer or Foden.
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>>156638329
Based tactician
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Diving retards
>>
that's nothing
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>>156638539
me when mom tells me i'm in charge of making lunch
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>>156638609
For who
>>
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>156637723
>>156637723
>>156637723
>>
>>156637637
England the poorest country in western and eastern Europe, when London is removed.
>>
>90 minutes
>1-1
semen slurper sport for semen slurpers
>>
what the fuck was that voice
>>
>memengham dead
it's over
>>
>>156638698
Retard
>>
what are the odds achilles took an arrow to his achilles
>>
Rip Bellingham clearly dead from cancer
>>
>>
>>156638698
Dumbass
>>
That would've been a red card for USA
>>
>>156638698
Based retard
>>
>>156636837
you think that's bad?
Here in latm one of the commentators is Argentinian
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>that super late dive
Come on smellingham
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nigga tripped on his own foot
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im sorry but thats a nothingburger
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>>156638539
wrong webm
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>>156638617
>tuchel tactics
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penalti for argentina
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>Divingham
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>end it early so we more ads to play in extra time
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Where's the yellow card for diving?
>>
Diving when they see vikings is just in their DNA. Don't know what Englands excuse is for the other games though.
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>>156638834
Get your own channel and send them to usa, Washington.
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OVERTIME BABY.
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stop diving so much, englel
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>>156638878
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We suck
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>>156638527
lmao
>>
>Bellendham
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I hope this goes to benuldies
>>
>>156639057
im saving your cat
>>
>>156638980
Tiny bit of contact so he gets away with it, but it was a dirty attempt kek.
>>
Now is the time for actual skill. No more flopping or cope. Only the best team will win this now.
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>>156638886
>>
This game would be over if England weren’t a bunch of diving homos
Truly hope it never comes home now
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Fuck I wanna go to sleep but I wanna see England miss the penalties
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giving him my strength
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man i am too sleepy for a long match
>>
norway dominated us that half, played way too defensively
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>>156638695
Mainoo. At least he can provide some solidity.

Eze is doing nothing defensively or offensively. Him replacing Rice clearly hurt.
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>obvious foul
>ball to Norway
>doesn't go anywhere
>call it off
FIFA sure is trying
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>>156638841
The high pitched fox commentator said this was a yellow against Norway.
He has been so biased AND wrong every match I want to strangle him
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>>156639178
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>156639218
>>
TIME FOR ANOTHER BEER
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>>156637771
What the fuck is brown cheese?
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can't wait to post this photo later on /sp/ and say 'ez' ha ha
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>commercial for an antidepressant
>disclaimer: THIS SHIT COULD MAKE YOU SUICIDAL OR KILL YOU IN AT LEAST 10 DIFFERENT WAYS AND WE'RE NOT EVEN LISTING EVERYTHING IN THIS AD
why is big pharma like this
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>>156639273
ok
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>>156639077
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>>156639252
the big black BVVLLS are bringing it home panchito
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https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1utx6yf/englands_goal_was_a_result_of_the_ball_hitting/

Argentina vs Egypt rigging feels so tame compared to this
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Okay last tactics in the books
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How many neets are here?
>>
Still absolutely bonkers England didn't take Palmer or Foden, but took a scrapper like Madueke and made him a starting 11 regular.

Foden and Palmer are dangerous players, and can both make the big play.
>>
>>156639398
IIRC it's goat's cheese or something like that.
>>
sweet child oooooooo sweet love ooooo
>>
should have brought toney on for kane
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odegaard has anime proportions
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>>156639411
No chance of that happening, we spent all our energy in the first 20 minutes
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>>156639127
[spoiler]I suck more for betting so much money on you[/spoiler]
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>FIFA is claiming the ball didn't hit the Camera Cable now and telling news outlets and commentary crews to stop saying that it happened
Infantino just can't stop, can he?
>>
why is this game such a letdown
>>
>>156639398
Cheese that is brown and really good on waffles
>>
>>156639562
Unfortunately not me
>>
>>156639411
Can’t wait for your fast nigs to miss pens
>>
Digits and Kane snaps his own leg while diving
>>
>>156639398
Cheese that's boiled to the point of caramelizing during production
>>
>>156637739
Twinks dive on the grass to look at Haaland’s massive hog is my assessment of the match
>>
>>156639562
Me =)
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>>156639562
I wish I were one
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>>156639737
too much diving plus haaland disappeared
>>
>>156639661
Doooooo dooo do doooooo doooo
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>Norway now having to keep fighting for their legitimate win because refs wouldn't check for the camera cable
Holy fucking rig
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Neither of these teams are getting to the finals if they're performing like this
>>
>>156639737
England killing the game by diving every 30 seconds
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>>156639562
me but not for long i hope, i actually enjoy working
>>
>sweet child
erm...
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>>156639562
Me but not for long I'm afraid
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>>156639707
>failed at spoiler tag like I failed in my bet
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>>156639562
as of a week ago, me
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>>156639850
those twinks can dive on my cock and balls desu
>>
>>>/wsg/6194209
The most corrupt sport in the world
>>
>>156639737
Because it was hyped up beforehand so everyone had to suck. France is the designated winner.
>>
>>156639970
We all knew from day 0 it would be France Argentina again
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>>156639999
Checked. The money's also nice, isn't it?
>>
>>156639562
Not me. I was an 8 yaer NEET before I went to medical school, which remains the single biggest mistake I've made in my life

NEETdom > being a doctor
>>
Just realized england's goal comes form the goal hitting a camera cable. What a fucking shitshow.
>>
ITS
>>
Jude gigacarrying
>>
>>156640035
:( hope things get better for you soon spainbro
>>
Vikingxirs...
>>
>Norwegian goalkeping
>Norwegian goalkeping
>Norwegian goalkeping
>>
>>156633501
It's going home lads.
>>
HEY JUDE
>>
BELLINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>
>>156640178
Now now anon, FIFA said it didn't happen.
>>
>>156639562
i really miss being a neet
>>
Jewd
>>
>>156640145
>8 yaer NEET before I went to medical schoo
same but dental school
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I'm old enough to remember when keepers would catch balls
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ITS COMING HOME

ITS COMING HOME

PANCHITO AND NIGGER IS COMING HOME
>>
Its over
>>
oooof
>>
BELLINGHOMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
det slut norwaybros
>>
>>156639562
Not me (wagecuck since 2012) but extremely jelly of you NEETs
>>
>>156639490
>japanese humour
>>
JEW BELLINGHAM
>>
>>156640426
Brother!
>>
STATUS????
>>
It's over, Sorloth will die tonight.
>>
riggi undefeati
>>
BELLINGGOD
>>
finally someone shot from range
>>
Do any English retards still want to try and argue Madueke should start ahead of Saka?

Saka on one leg is a far better player.
>>
it's coming home
>>
Great now take away their cable goal
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>>156640144
yup
maybe i should quit being a pussy and open drawing commissions again in the meantime...
>>
Yet another massive Goalkeeper error leading to a loss.
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is he taking over kane for golden boot?
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>game is decided early in extra time
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Nah, Norway got robbed
>>
The same mistake as the substitute Belgian goalkeeper made.
>>
Vishnu intervened to get the Bosnian his money back
>>
same thing i asked a couple threads ago. Is it just me or do goalies these days seem averse and/or unable to catch the ball? I feel like they used to be much better at it, now you almost never see it, usually they just try to knock it away
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>even when watching england, british commentators are basically dead
>>
>>156639562
for 23 years and counting
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Fucking hell it's the same goal as yesterday
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>>156640729
>>
>>156639562
i get 4.2k usd a month for the past 13 years and spend it all on steak
>>
>>156639707
>>156640022
Our bets are safe by the looks of it, fren
>>
PLS NO PENALS
>>
>>156640218

DARE
>>
>>156640630
No, it's literally just Tuchel and has always been just Tuchel.
>>
>>156640852
don't bets only count for regular time?
>>
>Belgium game ruined because the keeper knocks it back into the middle
>now this one too
Gotta stop picking keepers because they're "good with the ball at their feet"
>>
>>156640742
still 30 mins, relax

>>156640837
kek, nice reference
>>
>>156639911
ooooo ooooo ooooo sweet child oooooo it's coming hoooooooooo ooooo
>>
way too much cheating from ingerland
>>
>>156640941
Muh ball distribution doe
>>
anyone know the chant?
>>
Norway lost when they put on two manlet half whites
>>
I hope england v argentina will be murderkino
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IT'S COMING HOME
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>>156640852
Careful not to brick us fren. Last time I was happy el ogre de Norway raped my bet.
>>
Lads, am I evil for wanting england to win the WC if they win this match?
>>
NEW
>>156641103
>>156641103
>>156641103
>>156641103
>>156641103
>>
Anglo women on the cusp of being shagged good n proper instead of just beaten tonight
>>
Haaland is fucking invisible
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Kane stonks in freefall
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>>156640941
It's up to defenders to recover those balls instead of falling asleep like retards
>>
would you rather face france or spain in finals, england fans?
>>
Norway now is gonna panick and allow 4 more goals. If any of you ever watched footie, you know this is how it goes.
>>
VISHNU MAKE ENGLAND WIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>
>>156640941
none of these keepers are good at that though
>>
>>156639411
Kek
>>
>>156641200
kys luigi
>>
>>156636070
*ahem*
>>
>>156641232
Nope, you cant rely on the defenders to get every rebound. If you're not 100% you have to palm it to the side it's just fundamental every keeper is just shit now.
>>
It's ovah
>>
>>156639411
Based
>>
NO ERA
>>
ERA
>>
ERA
>>
ERA ERA
>>
ERA?
>>
>H. Kane (P)
>>
>>156641200
STOP MAKING 50 DIFFERENT THREADS YOU CUNTS
>>
JUDE HATTY INCOMING
>>
>>156640878
cancel it
>>
And now it falls apart completely.
>>
ah fuck it's over now
>>
>AHHH KANE AINT GO A CRACK
>>
>>156641373
you've never played football, you can't always palm the ball away
>>
ERA
R
A
>>
well thats it then
>>
>>156639057
The fact that diving won them this game is a disgrace ay.
Don't get me wrong, the kick was there. But diving from England is just bad for their image. Socceroos earned mad respect back in the 00s from home when they made it clear they would discourage the dive.
>>
Benuldy.
>>
Lmao I dunno about that one
>>
NO ERA
>>
that's a foul by england if anything
>>
NO ERA PENAL
>>
>>156641656
IT KANE'T BE HAPPENING
>>
lol what that's a clear penalty
>>
NO ERA
Stop rigging this shit
>>
absolutely a manufactured contact by the attacker, shouldn't be a penalty cause that would be gay as fuck
>>
Ok no era
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NOOO WHY ARE THE VIKING ROOOS LOOSING OH MY SCIENCE NO ERA WHAT THE HEKKIN REDDIT PLATINUM

ROOO ROOOR OO
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he won
>>
Nah fuck that that is absolute bollocks do not give the pen, fucking hate this shit our team does
>>
if norway equalizes now LMAO
>>
No pen
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>>156641664
He had enough time to react to try and catch it so here he did.
>>
Actually NO ERA after watching it.
>>
second fix is in, boys
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>>156640878
wish granted
>>
I told you motherfuckers
NO ERA
>>
Fair enough, no era
>>
no era
>>
NO ERA
>>
secular norway vs. freshie shamans in tower hamlets
it was over before it even began
>>
right call
doesn't look like a penalty to me, should be carded even
>>
>>156641979
he mufated, public enemy nr 1
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>england just dives all fucking game
FAGGOT ASS COUNTRY
>>
>>156640938
Not outside betting sites ;3

>>156641139
It's joever for Norway now
>>
no penalty
>>
NO FUCKING FOUL
>>
Yeah that wasn't a pen, unusual good call for Turpin
>>
NO ERA
>>
"beautiful game"
>>
If you're gonna make your refs explain their decisions to the crowd you could at least make sure these refs can speak english
>>
>>156641979
why is this worth an interview?
also good call
>>
>>156642262
Total mudslime death
>>
It seems like Norway is too fatigued.
>>
Football is such a duplicitous, dishonest, victimhood-coded sport that you'd think it was invented by Israel
>>
Lmao based Haaland dad
>>
>>156641910
That's nuts.
Wtf.
That one looked like a penalty to me.

wtf is going on with VAR.
He did "draw the foul" but isn't that just normal. You do that in all sports.
What's the rule though?
>>
Fucking good, win it properly
>>
ingerlannd sisters... our strategy of getting fouled intentionally isn't working...
>>
CAM ON
ON
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gonna prepare the extra time thread, it'll be posted on page 8-9
>>
>FACK OFF
Kek Alfe Inge Haaland
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>>156642448
the riggiful game :^D
>>
>>156642778
based
>>
>>156641944
I thought manufacturing contact was just part and parcel, is it not allowed?
I don't know this rule. kek

Well then why are dives allowed? That makes less sense. A dive is manufacturing something half the time too.
>>
Don't think I didn't see the Chicago Bears on that England flag in the crowd
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>>156642778
>page 8-9
you aight, deyverson
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>>156642640
he completely stopped even pretending to play the ball and just planted his leg in the defender's trajectory so the defender would crash into it
gay and dishonest as shit and should never be a penalty
it's like in basketball when the guy shots a 3 and sticks his leg out so the defender who's in the air and unable to change his trajectory makes contact with the leg. except basketball referees are nigger cunts and 99% of the time will call that a defensive foul instead of doing the morally right thing and rewarding the shooter's faggotry with a technical
>>
>>156642892
kek manufacturing contact is all some players do.
>>
>>156642892
It's a nonsensical gay ass sport that I've been MKUltra'd to watch
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>fren
>England ain't winning against Norway bro i'm so sure i will suck ur dick if england wins
Do you want it with extra cheese, Osvaldo? >:)
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>>156642778
Uhh... you're here, Thiago?
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>>156643580
sorry i had to make it again because the funny tuchel webm was already on the catalog
>>156643635
>>156643635
>>156643635
>>
glad i stopped watching this rigged tourney. i can tell from the comments it stinks
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We are done, no energy left and mistakes keep happening.
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>norway gets robbed a goal on a dive
>first goal England gets is off a goal kick that hits a cable in the sky and lands in front of an English player
I thought the NFL was rigged but it doesn’t compare to this trash
>>
>>156643720
Thanks fren
>>
Haaland looks groggy from heat. He's been off all game.

>>156643124
In some sports it's literally all you do, get front position to draw a free kick or a foul. Lacrosse you stick your arm out for them to get called a foul for hitting it. It's not unsportsmanlike, just the game.



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