Heemvius: >>156622137
Damn Asian men are so weak they’re putting them in women’s fights now?
>i like gudu mma gudu fat loser like me
funposting aside, does McGregor have any chance if he doesn't KO Max in the first round? does he still even have the technique and finesse to land those God-tier sniper shots?
Tracy has that type of crazy bitch look to her where she'll say we're through but then also threaten to kill any other woman she sees you with
>>156635617Ilia proved that Max’s chin is gone
WMAF bros really see a woman like Wang and go SHIEEEET MY DICK!!!! SHES SO SEXY
>>156635994that's like saying guys who only go for white chicks see holly holm and go crazywhat's the point of making such a retardedly stupid point
>WongIt's WANG Joe, you racist midget
>>156635994Shes unironically far more beautiful than Cortez (who's not beautiful at all)
imagine spunking on tracy cortez' tattoo of her dead brother
ching chong ping pong who gives a shitugly chink bitch
is conner just not a drawl now?
>>156636474Shut the fuck upIts dana fault for going head to head with the world cup
I'll probably never use one so I gotta askdoes a high quality fleshlight actually feel like pussy? probably too plasticky/rubbery no?
Cantonese is such an ugly language.
>>156636474Raping and assaulting senior citizens will do that
>>156636630It feels like you're fucking plastic. It's fine but it's a mess to clean up. Not worth the money really.
man i wish i could pirate the theo von version
>>156636385Wang looks like an Asian man. Cortez looks like a fuckable brown woman
NOOOOOOOOO OMG THAT ALMOST KILLED HER
Why take a point? Women don't hit hard
I thought you could knee them in the face if they dont have hands on the mat?
Wtf she struck her in an MMA fight STOP THE FIIIIIGHT
Nooo you can't just knee someone in the human cage fight
yanks are such fuckin pussies
shit rulebring back soccer kicks toofaggot ass sport
FEDERAL FUCKING PRISON
That was an illegal knee to the head of a grounded opponent. Call the cops!
guys do you think theo von is funny or no?
>>156636803Wang with her hair grown out in a kimono mogs this little goblina spiritually and physically
>>156637206He's funny, yes.
>>156637206Literal retard
>>156636768yeah figures. no way to emulate the moistness and elasticity and warmth and snugness of pussythat's why men do dumb shit for it ig
Wang is a woman with emphasis on the man
Didn't notice there was already a new thread
reminder
>>156637306in a good way
Reminder that Merab took Henry's MMA career, his gold medal, his wife, and his soul. Henry will overdose within 2 years. It's unironically over for him.
>>156637402i hate women so much
>>156637213Her lips are thinNo assNo hipsNo eye lashesFlat as a fucking boardYou’re a homosexual faggot that likes willies in his bum if you pick wang over CortezPicking neither is fair too since Cortez is like a 5
>>156637334Some people recommend those warmer things to heat it up first but they really don't retain the heat well.
>>156637206Maybe a little sometimes. Most of the people itt are funnier than Theo von.
Everyone should either have their head shaved or braided. The short to mid length hair makes the head snap for the jab look so much more damaging than it is
>>156637619Damn me too ?
>>156637567Cejudo ruined his own career by fake retiring for 3 years as a negotiation tactic, unaware that the UFC didn't give a shit if he fought for them again or not
i will not pay for paramount+ as long as the ufc still puts on wmma fights
>>156637731Kek true thats why i have no simpathy for him
>>156637206Not in general
If Cortez wins this round it’ll be a tie
>>156637580tracy looks like a carp even with makeup
>>156637206He's way more charismatic than he is funny
>>156637626or you could let your long flowing locks fly free and simply not let your fights get to the judges' scorecards like a real man
>>156637567what do you mean took his wife
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>>156637580>Her lips are thinTheyre normal lips>No assIts a tight ass not a fat blubber butt>No hipsDebatable >No eye lashesWho gives a fuck? I'd rather no eyelashes than fake shit glued to your eyes like a lunatic >Flat as a fucking boardMy son's will be more masculine than yours.
Is it true Tracy gave Alex and T-City AIDS?
>>156637206I like him but I have never seen him doing stand up, I know him from clips of his podcast and Rogan's episodes, His albigga and Mallard Luther King clips still make me laugh like an idiot
>>156638077Imagine getting raped by that so hard your tampon goes into your stomach
Chinks invented Kung fu this isn't fair
haven't really been watching the fight but Cortez looks like she's getting pieced up
The only wmma fighter I want to marry and sexo is Erin Blanchfield
>>156638009RIP Theodoreau
>>156634833Fuck Dana
>>156638162Wasians are little sissy wimps bro you aren’t having a masculine son with one of them
>>156638296she looked like that before the fight started
>>156638304>sexoone of you autists is gonna say this word irl when you finally have a shot with a woman and completely destroy your chances
guys did you think conor actually did rape somebody or no ? genuine opinion
>>156638424kek
america 0-4 now btw
>>156638260false allegations
WORLDHOLD ON
GURU IS LIVE GURU IS LIVETHE GOD OF THIS BOARD IS LIVE AND HES COMMENTATING!!!! HES OFFERING LIVE COMMENTARY ALONGSIDE THE FIGHTS!!!! HES GOING TO BE A RACIST CHUD AND COMMENTATE ON THE FIGHTS!!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
>>156638452its very obvious to anyone but a leftist cunt judge and xitter faggots seething that conor is racist that it was not a rape
>>156638452i think that bitch was asking for it if he did
>>156638027After Merab beat him in actual wrestling (Henry's one claim to fame) it's ogre. The ick levels are rising as we speak.
Dere wuz no roipe!!!
>>156638442if the women was already going to fuck you saying sexo won't stop here
Boom boom boom!
>>156638469i'm sure the americans are in tears for their fallen comrades named garza and cortez
>>156638408Your retarded if you think the goblinas sons would be more alpha than wangs
chinese jokerbros we stay winning
This bitch needs a dentist!
>>156638469how many english champs
EM SO HEPPY TENK U
This shit sucks, where's the MMA Guru?
>>156638616that's why I said might have a shot, not that you already got it in the bag. I can picture it now. anon's at a bar. he and a woman chat it up. instead of asking her smoothly if she wants to go back to his place, he'll drop his spaghetti and say>w-want to sexo?
>>156638469At least we have air conditioning
Wassup Beijing?
Wang king chads rise up
>>156638542Just say you feel safe watching another fat loser
man i jerked my shit the whole fight and was never close to cumming. The UFC is truly dead
So mad I didnt bet on the penis meme parlay
>Joe translating the translator kek
>Couldn't even finish a one legged woman that you knee'd in the headBitch is not getting a title shot, lmao
>>156638924wanking isnt good for you btw
Who up Wang Conging they Pinas right now?
>>156638924
>>156638663She’s already 50% white from Spaniard rapist ancestors retard, whites are taller and stronger than Asians by a mile. Gaethje is a castizo and he would brutally rape every single Asian fighter in the history of the UFC. WMAF faggots are so delusional, anti-white traitor freaks
Conor’s reach is going to make the difference
>>156639065false
>>156637402Knocked her eyelashes off.
>>156638810Can you please kill yourself? Please for the love of God fuck off and die.
>>156638260fake news
>>156639065>>156639095shut yer mouths
God bless saint goob
MMA journalist of the year: 4chan's /heem/
>>156634833Any good fights yet?
Conor McGregor vs. Max HollowayBenoit Saint Denis vs. Paddy PimblettCory Sandhagen vs. Mario BautistaBrandon Royval vs. Lone'er KavanaghKing Green vs. Terrance McKinney
I know you all are watching fagball. keep Kevin Nash's name out of your fucking mouth
Tracy Cortez is fucking ugly and sucks at fighting
gooby been cruising off that aldo win for 2 decades now fuckin bum
>>156639235you're down worse than anyone in human history has been if you can't jizz without watching 2 butch wmma dykes
If Connor and Paddy both lose tonight do you still book them against each other?
>>156639304yeah
They're clearly setting up Conor vs. Paddy why shouldn't I bet the farm that both of them win?
Prime Conor went life and death twice with Nate Diaz but flushed Conor will beat prime Max because...?
>>156639305HollowayPaddyBautistaRoyvalGreen
Why do you guys call him gooby?
>>156639125No your kids will be 5' soft squatamalans mine will be 6' hapa chads with strong jawlines and hunter eyes
>>156639305Max HollowayPaddy PimblettCory SandhagenLone'er KavanaghTerrance McKinney
>>156639305MaxPaddySandhagen Royval McKinney
>>156639392Nah, Chandler might actually get the Conor fight if Conor loses tonight. That's probably the only reason they haven't cut Chandler yet
JESUS CHRIST IS WITH CONNOR MACGREGOR
>>156639485>McGregor>McGoober>McGooby>Goober>Gooby>Goobs
>>156639305MaxBSDCoryLone'erMckinney
>>156639444He got a bigger dick than max, max been koed, and motivated connor is undefeated
>>156639305ConorPaddySandhagenRoyvalMcKinney
>>156639444Uhhhhhhh because Strickland beat Khamzat and Gaethje beat Ilia, or something
For my fellow /bet/bros. Thread keeps getting heemed by soccerfags >Gandra -150 vs ReeseNot sure if Gandra is any good, but I do not believe in Reese. He has horrible fight IQ paired with a weak chin. Gandra likes to brawl, I expect him to get Reese out of there inside 2 rounds. If it goes past halfway Gandra is probably in trouble.>Almeida +180 vs PinasEveryone is picking Pinas because of his power. I think he's still too raw to face a guy like Almeida, who has a granite chin and a better striking skillset. Almeida needs to survive the early power and after that he'll pick Pinas apart.>Cong -115 vs CortezSome concerns about Cong's grappling, I just don't think Cortez is a serious fighter. She's been in UFC for 7 years and she has 8 fights. Almost zero finishing danger from Cortez and she'll be overmatched on the feet. Cong by KO/DEC>Riley -300 vs KamakaParlay piece. Riley is an exciting young striker who presents far more danger than Kamaka. Kamaka just wants to clinch and make fights boring. Riley KO/DEC is very likely. UFC knew what they were doing giving this kid Kamaka.>Garbrandt +320 vs YanezSmall play on Cody. I don't trust Yanez's chin and Cody still has good boxing. Cody probably gets outpointed and loses by DEC, but I think he has better than a 25% chance to win so grab the +310.>Krylov +120 vs WhittakerI've been a Bobby Knuckles denier for years. Super overrated coming up at a time when 185 was the worst division in UFC. He's a natural welterweight fighting at 205, he'll be very small and at a power and wrestling disadvantage. Love Krylov at plus money, he needs to avoid standing in the pocket and fighting Whittaker's fight.>Ellison +1100 vs StevesonSmall play obviously. Gable being this big a favorite is comical. He has horrible striking defense. Ellison could land something and hurt him. Low level heavyweight fight.
Crazy how Conor stole Vince McMahon's walk and now everyone thinks it's his
oh my days luke riley
>>156639497Wasians are bottoms and at best pretty boy players Castizos aren’t ideal but they’re warriors with great chins
>>156639360i'm fine nigga it's just the alcohol sheiit i could cum to a woman's smile when sober
>>156639744>Green wins round 1 +300 vs McKinneyIMO this is a near coin flip so I love this price. McKinney is kill or be killed inside 5 minutes every time out. Green gets murked immediately or he survives McKinney's blitz and puts him away after the adrenaline dump.>Kavanagh -225 vs RoyvalAnother parlay piece. I hate this matchup for Royval. Kavanagh is technically sound and dangerous. Royval is too hittable, getting old, and his durability is fading fast. Likely a third straight loss for Royval while absorbing a lot of damage.>Bautista +120 vs SandhagenVery close fight, plus odds are the way to go. IMO Sandhagen is a bit overrated while Bautista is underrated. I see this fight happening mostly on the feet with Bautista doing just enough to get his hand raised. Split decision very possible, worth a look when that prop comes out later this week.>Pimblett +115 vs BSDI love BSD and think Paddy kinda sucks, still riding Paddy though. Hate this matchup for BSD. BSD relies on pressure to melt his opponents, usually via kicks and grappling. Paddy has terrific BJJ and won't mind being on his back. I think Paddy survives, loses the first two rounds, and puts BSD away once he gasses. Also looking at Paddy round 2 +900 and Paddy round 3 at +1300>Conor vs Max over 1.5 rounds -225Max is smart, he won't brawl with Conor. Look at Max's fight vs Ilia...Ilia points down at the beginning of the fight and Max refuses, circles, and tries to outpoint him. I think this is a similar approach from Max. He knows Conor's cardio is ass and all he has to do is jab, 1-2, leg kick, and move until Conor is sucking wind halfway through. Also taking over 2.5 at +104 and taking Max by KO -110. I love Max to put Conor away in the 3rd or maybe late 2nd. Just can't see Conor having more than 10 minutes of cardio at this point in his career.
>>156639748well, they are both rapists
>>156639748Make sense since every stopped watching mandrama 20+ years ago
who do I choose lads?
>>156639305Mystic MacPaddyBatista bombKavanaghMckinney
>>156639985Ulm
There ain't no grave can hold my body downThere ain't no grave can hold my body downWhen I hear that trumpet soundI'm gonna rise right out of the groundThere ain't no grave can hold my body down
>>156639305ConorPimblettBautistaRoyvalGreen
>>156639666>be an argie>think of dicks unprovokedWhy are they like this?
>>156639444The line is way closer than it has any right to be which implies riggers are among us. Conor will bum rush and KO him in 10 seconds and call out Islam.
No pay per view, no hidden fees, just head over to www.RussianLink.com
max was a CHILD the first time. he was a 20 year old little boy. basically an infant.
LUKE LFG
>>156640175It has moved a ton toward Max today
>>156639305MCGREGORPIMBLETTSANDHAGENKAVANAGHMCKINNEY
Lads it's been almost 10 years since both Cody AND Conor were any good. Holy shit a full fucking decade.
nnnnnoooooo england scored
>>156640148It's so unfair that animals basically have their prime, athletic forms by default just by eating well, whereas humans need years of dedicated training on top of good nutrition. It'd be good if we were born with that mutation Eddie Hall has, which makes it so his body didn't suppress muscle growth and he was absolutely jacked as a 14 year old
>>156640160>unprovokedThey both got their dick leaked, and 100% max saw it and knows he is smaller If you dont think this will have an effect in the fight you in the wrong sport b
>>156640674you being a socially anxious loser has nothing to do with how max will approach his fight. stop projecting like this it's embarrassingalso, you're from a country that's complete shit at fighting. stop attempting to give an informed opinion
The real question is why is Shittaker barely a favorite against Krylov when Krylov is literal dogshit?
>>156639751Disgusting. mexican women are disgusting. I would never breed an inferior race.
house music is so gay
>>156639305McGregorPimblettSandhagenKavanaghMcKinney
>>156638594Holy shit Conor is balding bad
>>156640908because whittaker wasn't even a tall middleweight, moving up is retarded
goed are luke
>>156639305MaximilianoFattyBautistaBrandonGreen
>>156639305Max HollowayBenoit Saint Denis Cory Sandhagen Brandon Royval King Green
>>156640674I think this will have the opposite effect of Max violently heeming conor as retribution for all the dicklets out there
>>156640908Whittaker hasn’t been good for 4 years He’s tiny for 205 He’s inactive His chin isn’t great He has mid wrestling and BJJ
>>156640958Natives are already chinkoids retard, they’re the same race. It’s just that spics also have (on average) 50% European ancestry
>>156639305Max Paddy SmeghagenLonerT rex
EDM used to have such soul, now it's all just the same sounding slop
>>156641003His hair has been see-through all fight week, I hope he shaves it before he walks out. Fighting with hair like that is just asking to be flushed
>>156641171Bald Gooby is his lowest power level form though.
guys what do you think about the puffy lips trend on women ? do you think its attractive or no ?
I have seen this exact thread before with the same replies and same pictures and vids
>>156641396yeah
>>156641352Bald Gooby won the first round against Dustin in their second fight. When he grew it out again for the trilogy, he got smashed and his leg snapped in the first round
>>156641086This could also be the case that he comes out agressive to compensate>>156640901And i guess the pressure and atmosphere conor brings wont affect max? Thats just you not knowing figthing i have great figthers in the ufc and boxers
>>156641396Big lips are only good on black women, this lip filler whore trend needs to die a painful death
>>156641396shut up you fucking mongwhy are germans so fucking mentally ill and retarded
I’m rooting for Luke Riley because he’s white and I’m white too.
>>156639305HollowayPimblettBautistaRoyvalGreen
Kamaka piecing up this bitch
I bet Ellen Page thinks she looks like Luke
>>156641707damn youre only triggered because englosh women dont have upper lips ?
Paddy is gonna club and sub San Dinny and you're all gonna act like he was always shit (he was)
Conor only struggles with southpaws. Nate and Dustin both southpaw. He had to try to land his counter left over their lead shoulder and lost the power because of it. Against orthodox fighters he simply does not lose. Even when he was gassed to hell he still had more success against Khabib than anyone.
>>156641623those are different things from thinking about size size you stupid dork. and max has been on the biggest stages. he's gonna be cool in there win or losestick to faggot sports like soccer. 90 minutes of jogging, triple digit instances of flopping, and 17 seconds worth of highlights is more your speed
>>156641396Big lips are hot, but only when they're natural. Lip filler and lip plumper is a sign of a stupid slag
>>156641920thats the bad angle
>>156639305MaxPaddyCoryRoyvalMcKinney
>>156641920yes but he wasnt lifting a weight and his meng was girthier
>>156642043I don't think Benoit is shit per se but he's way too defensively irresponsible
>>156641920Max has seen this and is only half this sizeAnd cazzies think it wont have an effect in the fight? Kek
>>156642112what if they do it only a little bit, i guess then we dont have a way to figure it out. But I agree generally
>>156639305McGregorPimblettSandhagenRoyvalKckinney
why the fuck did they even rehire kamaka
joe is a retard
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
WHITE MAN CHARGES ON
HEEM STOPPY
>>156642531based AIKA appreciator
FUCK OFF REF
ROCKEDOCKED
heem horrible stoppy
MOVE REF
Heem INCREDIBLY EARLY
>>156642080Conor hasn't won a meaningful fight in almost exactly 10 years. Fuck Cerrone.
>>156642446this is why Max will heemCanor's beast of a meng has him too confident, too self assured. Max's lil fewl of a ting will have him coming in with a fire, a drive to succeed, that dog in him
I thought Da Crazy Hawaiian was fighting last night?
that stoppage was fine you midget shut the fuck up
We're never going to have a good fight again because of these refs.
let's goo, MMA Luke Skywalker
america 0-5 now btwscousers 1-0
I'm friends with a Moroccan girl who has absolutely enormous lips. Think about slapping my meng on them often
>>156642531based AIKA, now i gotta go jerk off
HEEM STANDY
I apologize to Herb Dean
EARLY
Kamaka 3? Where the FUCK are the first 2?
Codybros what update patch are we on now?
That was a good stoppage, did you want him to be crippled?
Joe and DC wanted to see a spine rip fatality
any streams yet?
>>156642839unstable nightly patch, very risky
>>156642843agree no coming back from that desu
scouse not english laaaaaaaaaa
>>156642770It’s funny how you think this bothers Americans lmao. 60% of the UFC roster is American. We’re not like Azerbaijan with 6 total fighters
>>156642684That what got him throught his whole career
>>156642531mating press.
robbed are luke of a heem
>ad for a new Yellowstone spin offamerican shows really fucking suck ass
>>156642773wtf how are there moroccons in wales ? also how do I score welsh gals when I go there for vacation what do they like ? Tall men ?
>>156639305Max HollowayPaddy PimblettMario BautistaLone'er KavanaghKing Green
>>156642897Paramountplus.com
Why does he talk like his mouth is full of water
>>156642897*pisses on you*
>>156642943yeah you're bothered
>wow, impressive, very nice....let's see max's cock now
>>156643001She doesn't live here, I met her on Interpals. Also I'm in Scotland, no idea why it gives me the Welsh flag lmao
>>156642981Paramount original shows are all right wing boomercore shit like yellowstone
>>156639305McGregorSaint DenisSandhagenKavanaghGreen
English are cringe
im scouse not english
>>156642897https://www.heem.com.au/stream/piss.html
Paddy the Baddy blessed, certain win confirmed.
>>156643116I bet Riley to win via heem. I remain unbothered lad
scouser chads are just built different
>>156642897https://www.youtube.com/live/2PNuHVF3TY0
This doesn't bode well for max
Scousers getting knocked out? I don't bloody think so m8!!
thats why Khabib beat Conor. his meng was shrouded in mystery. Conor had no data for it. coulda been a hawlg. coulda been a lil bean. no way to know. he was an unknown variable. true chaos
>>156643278thanks lad
>>156643059good boy, pay up like a good dog
>2 threads>no /heem/ thread>it’s a mcgregor cardHE’S NO LONGER A DRAWLLLLL.WATER WEED DUNE HAIR?
you let /heem/ die...
JUSTICE FOR THE 97JUSTICE FOR THE 97JUSTICE FOR THE 97
cody looks retarded did he get a face tat at 40?
max and conor have identical cock. its a coin flip.
Cody bros which part of his face is going to catch the left hook
>>156643406why would you ever measure anything by 4chan are you dumb
Fucking retard. If you don't care who your next opponent is then neither will anyone else. Why are there so many dimeless idiots on the roster?
Pregnant goob
>>156643292fuck that fat faggot breathes so heavy lmao lose some weight!!!!!!
>>156643453Yes.
>>156643406engLEL are playing rn, its only scousers here rn who dont root for them, wait until the rest arrive
I bet theres some good lookin white women in Liverpool.
We have to watch ad slop for 5 minutes
>>156643498bowlth
>>156643498the one with the fucking target on it you retard
No love CHADS this is our time
>>156643602lollmao even
Redpill me on Liverpool
>>156643510Why wouldn’t you? You trust normalfag bot net socials more?
>>156643620freezer was the coolest nigga on DBZ
>>156643768come over lad you'll love it
Time for a Cody Clinic, this is gonna be biblical
>Retard dana putting the card on the same day as wc quarters>Blame connor call him a non drawlYou all retarded
>>156643274bothered enough to reply twice mate
they won't even let Cody on the mic lmao
>>156634833they better have medics on hand
im hearing reports Cody 19.2 is debuting tonight
>>156643582>ball sports>over HEEM kinoNGMI. I guess it makes sense given it’s a fag board.
>>156643768learn arabic first
Mcraper ducked Prates
>>1566437764chan is relatively worthless. that's why buying ad space here is so cheap. traffic has declined substantially since its peak. to actually, unironically, without a hint of humor think that 4chan is generally a good indicator of popular trends is embarrassingly foolishbut i'm sure any countervailing arguments are just jewish shadow conspiracies to a man of your nature
guys would you rather be a benchwarmer in the nba or a top 5 ufc fighter and why ?
>>156643768It was the epicentre of Irish immigration into England through the 1800s and early 1900s, so the population developed a distinct ethnic identity as Scouse instead of English, since wherever the Irish go, they love feeling like an oppressed minority at odds with the larger country
>>156643986>wogballlul
the side-cast is pretty fun, din thomas sucks at speaking though but theo is fun.
That was good stoppage kai couldnt stand after the ref stopped it
anyone got picture of Holloway's towel slip? I want to compare vs McGregor nohomo
woof jj
>>156643602I dare anyone to post a pic of a good looking bong slag, they simply don't exist
>>156644203>earn 20m a year doing nothingvs>earn 2m per year punching heads inwhat do u think b
>>1566441984chan has been a Mossad honeypot since Moot left to "work" for Google.
Just downloaded the data, Cody wins by murder
Looks like Norway is out, gg
>>156643768It's basically Ireland 2 inside of England. It has a lot of poor working class scummos which naturally creates a lot of fighters too
>>156643523idk man fighters should legit be obligated to have a callout. it's just wasted media otherwise.
>>156639305MaxPaddySandhagenKavanaghGreen
>>156644079that's tony ferguson kicking santa claus
joanna is so FUCKING sexo fuck
>>156644333Its micropenis tier
>>156644297fuck thanks, theo can be fun
conor will heem max via humping his head dontale mayes style SCREENSHOT THIS
>>156644159No ball knowledge, the UK isn't France or Spain. Our Muslims are Pakis and West Africans
>>156644294thats a man
>>156643986You’re the retard for caring about twinkle toes sports. Only limp wristed faggots watch that sport. Nothing of value lost.
Can someone post the picture of Max's little peepee from weigh ins?
>>156644393Is Scotland like trainspotting. Looks grim with all respect
>>156644360but you can basically beat up 99% of tue worlds population plus the aura points
Joanna plumped upso did i...
>>156644579P I N A S
Conor hasn't been a full-time MMA fighter for ten years.
>>156644630great legs/ass and pretty nice fake tits but her goblina face will never be french kissable
>>156644198>>156644372Quiet down, summerfags.
>>156644609i can do that without being in the ufc b
>>156644575The white house card did 35 millions globally, the usa game vs belguim did 50 million on usa alone
>>156644588Yeah, if you grow up in a working class area in Scotland, you absolutely know quite a few people who could have been in Trainspotting(ignore flag, don't know why it gives me Wales)
>>156644294thats hot
>>156644579what was the actual context of this?
>>156644579dee fits that in her mouth?
>>156644760and he's still going to knock max the fuck outchills
>>156644764Her ugliness makes her seem more available to the average heemster which is good enough for my meng
>>156644630>plump JoannaYou cant just say that and not give proof
>>156644588Glasgow certainly is.
>>156644830anythin conor does can be linked to his desire to cuck dee
>>156644830he sent dick pics to 40 women on igdo you even lift?
>>156644830i think he was trying to fuck azealia banks and she leaked the dms
>>1566441984chan culture just seeped out everywhere else. what you are seeing on Xitter and Instagram was localized here.
>>156644830He just posted his dick workout
>>156644764she kind of looks like female brian ortega.but then again, brian has dreamy eyes...
dee was already an ugly old bag after the chad mendes fight poor goob having to put up with that ugly ass bitch
>>156644852>>156644830>>156644695Post max faggots
>>156644294Post the webm for this in the jav thread
>>156644588Yes it's shite, although the drug problems are getting better and the kind of places where it took place are slowly being gentrified. You should check out Trainspotting 2, it's the actually good which is rare for a timeskip movie
>>156643498He wont be able to land b
>>156644878
>>156645027what the fuck is conners problem?
>>156645104
>>156644811>appeal to the cretin mean should convince youIt appears you are lost.
>>156644818People seem nice just theres something that seems really depressing maybe the weather
>>156645214Zamn, Dee lost the baby weight quick to please Maximus
These niggas on commentary are seriously giggling and kicking their feet reminiscing about fights Connor won over a fucking decade ago as if he's anywhere near that prime anymore.
>>156644588My understanding of Glasgow is from the Limmy Show so it doesn't seem that bad
>>156645236It should convince you that its retarded to have connor on the same dayBut i am sure you watch guru so i wouldnt bet on any of your neurons connecting
>>156645237It's the weather and the buildings. Growing up living in and surrounded by 1970s brutalist tenement and high rise buildings does things to your brain
>>156644830Based potato sharing the most power twitter’s ever seen.
>>156644198So much of a newfag you don't even know most of what modern internet culture is came directly from 4chan. Meme culture, shit posting, rage baiting, all of it originated here. Learn ball faggot
If Yanez loses this he fucking sucks.
>>156645346He’s one of the greatest legends of the sport you little faggot Gen Alpha kiddie did you start at UFC 300???? Holy tourist
>>156645346For real. These guys are fucking worthless for anything other than making delusional statements.
>>156645100wakana heems my meng
guys is that leg toast? i wish there was somebody at the commentary desk with that kind of insight
>joe gone
>>156645480too bad this shit is dogshit now
>>156645480sad cunt
>>156644348
>>156644914You don’t want to see the plastic surgery butcher job.
>>156643768some western suburbs place in sydney
Garbrandt is the most flushed fighter on the whole card
mcgregor was never good
>>156644588norfern ireland is the exact same desu, youd only be able to tell the difference by the accents
i fingered dee in a sydney nightclub
>>156645628Literal goblina, try again
>>156645024>sent dick pics to 40 women on igBASED
>>156644579His balls look weird no?
>>156645205never understood the interest in this weird bitchshe has a terrible body and looks like a tranny
Is mister east still doing the good deed or do I have to find something else?
>>156645735>gane(971).jpg
Save the Heem Society...Conor McGregor
OOOOHHHH PPADDY THEEE BAAADDDYYYYY
Dick? BiggerChest? BiggerBiceps? BiggerWrists? Bigger Conor already won… even if he gets viciously KO’d
>>156645765>>156645765>>156645765How do you even defend against this?
>>156645840shrimp is the best btw
>>156645480unironically truezoomer faggots put wojaks all over tiktok
>>156645346What else can they say to sell the “fight”?I feel bad for the trio tonight, boys. 8 hours of COPE.
joe has been stolen from the main broadcast and is now with the boys
>>156645771Any place where Bucky is a popular drink is essentially third world
>>156645840why would you not just check first you retard?
>>156645205https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MKFSG17MwxE
>>156645962Wild how dyel these dudes are
>>156645968why would i want that to stop?
I think the uncensored max video got heem off the internetHe was that embarresed kek
Fucking FINALLY what was that pacing
Does weight cutting shrivel up the meng? We need to give Max a break, if he was fully hydrated + had a quick tug to make it erect it would be an even playing field.
>>156645165this but unironically cody hasnt been knocked out for like 6 or 7 fights now
>>156645962Why is Conor allergic to developing his core?
>Cody Garbrandt just turned 35 last weekwhat the fuck. I assumed he was nearly 40
>>156646128it never existed
>>156645409>straw manWhy wouldn’t I watch some fat bong piss and shid? And thanks for the concession. Now back to lurking you go.
>>156645480none of that has to do with what i'm saying. you being 50 years old and still stuck on revolving around a dying website is your own personal problem
Cody got this
There's no way Cody wins this. Absolutely none.
one last run
>>156646141waiting for world cup game to end
>>156646155LMAOOO
>>156646141UFC improve the pacing every few years, but it only lasts for a couple of weeks or so before it goes back to absolute dogshit.
considering the amount of penis posted in these threads, i'm starting to think you guys might have sugar in your tanks.
>>156646155damn pass me the magnifying glass dawg
doos not even ranked anymore
>>156646334/heem/ knows he's sweet
>>156646048I haven't watched UFC in a 9 months.I vaguely remember ONE collapsing and only holding events for SEA
>Conor highlight is entirely retired dudesHe is fucking cooked.
Guys i need the most high quality stream possible -- stop with the memes. If you do not want to send me a link just fuck off.
>>156646334tons of anime trannies in these threads. sweeter than a sugar plum.
>>156646155Yuo just need to see it in the right light..
>>156646268>comes into the thread acting like a complete faggot>no argument
streameast chat is talking about shartball the state of these cazzers
>herb dean booedCHAMA
>>156646473isn't max the only guy he's fought that isn't retired?
Oh my fucking god Yanez looks slow and dogshit.Cody might actually win this.
>>156646268And yet you're here.
>>156646512not good....
guru accidentally said garbage when he was trying to say garbrandt
why do they both look chubby? bantamweights shouldn't jiggle.
>>156645480Just pity them and their reactionary mind. They are a lost cause and need to fuck off back to elons play pen. Like all summerfags before them.
>Cody and Conor fighting in 2026lol....
this trash ass delay
Cody rushing in with his hands down and eating shots? That's out of character
can already tell cody is getting chinned
>>156646611where's streameast at now
>>156646753omg GODru said that?!?!? holy smokes!!!! i am now a parasocial KEKOLD and will watch this fat faggot retard!
KWAB
GARBEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEM STOPPY
FUCK
DOGSHIT STOPPAGE
>>156646684yeah it's not bad for a live thread and i like the community despite it being a niche site. you seem to have intense difficulty comprehending and distinguishing arguments>>156646584stop riding your big buddy's balls, it's embarrassing
>>156645613Because of “people” like you, faggot. Contribute or whine on bot net socials where you belong.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPYF Cody
KEK
>>156646695
HEEEEEEEEM!
>>156646960you're a faggot
Yanez probably didn’t even pay for training for this fight.
told you all
HEEEEEMCody's a genuine retard, KEEP YOUR DUKES UP MORON!!!
>dean >bad stoppage more iconic duo
washed.cody will never be great.
twalmbout No Chin b
runs in swinging hooksgets heemedyep thats my cody
>>156646864Dead in a ditch
Lol of course it's herb
realistically what time is the main going to be in bongs?
SHARTBRANDT DOWN
>>156647008kek i thought about this before i uploaded, but am too lazy. thanks brazza
we need to get back to the labCody 20.0 WILL regain the belt
>>156645840>stream beggingLOL, look at this tech illiterate retard.
where do we go from here Codybros?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM RETIRE YOU OLD BUM
i guess its coming home?
Another 20 minute wait let's go
>>156647059means a lot coming from the online equivalent of a shit-pantsed crackhead in a new york subway
Thank God, for a second I thought that was going to be another WMMA snoozer
CODY GARBAGE
>>156645968I wish that was me
>>156647146forgot the heart
HEEMBALABEEEEEEM!
Has CAWdy talked about retiring ever?
>early stoppageif you hit the bussy in the air pose it's an immediate stoppage
They're warming up with these shit early stoppages. If Conor even manages to stagger Max they're gonna give him a robbery TKO
>>156647263HE’S REMOVING HIS GLOVES!
they're stopping all these fights really fastthey're preparing to stop max vs conor the second conor lands something big
Garbros not in this manner
I have to say, as gay as boxing isat least you dont have to wait 30 minutes between fights
>>156647311well it would if you're a complete faggot, like you are kek
godru got them oinkin'!
>gloves offohnonono codybros
>cody hooked to death again with his chin directly in the airnearly TEN YEARS since the dillashaw fights
by the way, to the guy who said this fight was going to a decision. I told ya so
>>156647458I think you're 100% right. This horseshit is going to creep into the main event
>>156647256Striking defense would be a first baby step in the right direction. Some experts even speculate that protecting your jaw might be a priority in a striking match
are you guys watching ufc and world cup at the same time
>>156646505Dance and beg for me, DO IT.
>>156647487just means i don't care what your mentally ill judgment is
>the gloves are offlmao
OMG CODY IS RETIRING
Is that glove off? is he doing it finally?
>anik interviewsoulless
Gable is next.....
>Cody when his opponent doesn't lose two points kicking him in the balls so that he can run away for the rest of the fight
>>156647664>world cup>UFC>baseball
>>156635864Consider suicide.
see ya in bkfc code
>>156646512>another lifetime UFCer married to his tranny handler GRIM.
Where's Joe?
Rooting for the black against the mutt rapist
Cody's chin is never coming back. Just hang up the gloves brother...
im telling you, that knife eye tattoo was a debuff
cody so shit he ain't even a resume booster anymo he just a bum
>>156647896Backstage with Pinas
>>156647355
>>156647678yeah you don't care thats why you keep replyingso not only a massive faggot, but retarded as well kek
>i know im one of the best in the world
post conors meng for good luck
Another dimeless shitter without a name to call out after getting the mic.
RIP Joe Rogan
DIDN'T LET CODY RETIRE WHAT THE FUCK
>>156647896side cast with theo and din thomas
>>156647188I didn't bag, fuckhead.Just asked if Mister East is still in Business.
>>156647984>one line answers means emotional investmentjust self snitching brotha. sorry things are so tough for you
>>156647274Water weed eatin’, bros?
honestly beating flushed NoDad in 2026 is not even a good win
>>156648002nooooo delet dis plieaaseeee
OMG HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THE FORMER CHAMP. THE BIGGEST WIN IN HIS CAREER!
>>156634833Some idiot made a third thread when this one had like 300 posts now it got bumped off lol
Just saw the news about Rogan. Fuck.
>>156647458And thats bad because??
loophole time
No sticky for the notoriouss return? Yikes
>>156647652fuck off coby don't need that shit
>>156638487Fuck you
I was ragging on UFC a while back, but after watching World Cup absolute faggotry earlier, feels good to be here
>>156637206he's one of those rare comedians that are funnier when NOT doing standup, just talking to someone
>>156647979LMAO
Is cody a magny tier gatekeeper now? Is he even magny tier??
>>156647896Who is JOE?
honestly fuck the UFC for treating their former champs like that lmfao, they didn't even let him cody retire WTF??? hope this company burns
JESUS CHRIST IS WITH YOU CONOR
CODY WAS CHAMPIN 2016
>>156648140>I don't le careyou're still a massive faggot lmao
>>156648002To be fair he beat the shit out of Ricky Simon and got home town robbed.
>where you going boy?>you still have 3 more knockouts in youbrvtal
>>156637206Comedians are not funny
>>156648344see >>156647311
>>156648269mad kraut?
>>156648293World Cup is soulless since 2014
>>156648134Dance for me, gimp.
>>156648414whoa....
>>156648432see>>156647487
>>156648301>do you want dry meat?
>>156638260tampons dont go inside the anus. at least not a woman's
>>156637206I went to see him love and dude did not generate a genuine belly laugh in his entire set he is just a fucking grifter like Steve o
>>156637206rarely
>>156648002Bro, who does that to Vinicius Salvador?!
oh boy portajon's groomed fleshlight is up next fellas, this is exciting
Raple Rapeson should've fought Pooivasa. UFC knows he would be beat by any UFC-level opponent so they pulled some guy out of the audience to fight him.
>>156648224Exactly. Like I said, DRAWL STATUS?
DC IS SUCH A FAT FUCKING RETARD
>buy the .99 cent paramount promo for 2 months>cancel it>rebuy itits that simple
>>156648599No shit he would this his first fight
Hopefully Ellison knocks out the fat rapist
Gable looks fat.
>>156648740>>156648740>>156648740>>156648740>>156648740
>>156647487you can see how the rest of that convo played out so I'll step out before we go in circlesfor real, GL. you are intensely bitter. shit's obviously gone wrong for you. hope it gets better
STOP BEING SO FAT
>>156648574bro i just know he would loved to hate-fuck dc
>>156648462Yeah, it's bad, really bad. It's entertaining to watch euros get agitated, but it's a terrible, terrible product and I can't wait until it's finally over
>>156648378based fucking goob dumpy fucking tortas are rhe best
>>156648544Stand up comics suck now because they focus all of their energy on their podcasts and the live show is just a glorified meet and greet.
>>156648782and yet you're still a massive faggot kek, keep crying
There isn't an ounce of charisma in this nigga's voice
>>156648913whose?
>>156648681No it isn’t, casual. He already was fed enough cans in other orgs. He’s an Olympic medalist and they putting training wheels on him. LOL.
Crackstreams
>>156648855hoe jogan ruined comedy
