>Don't worry England I've GOT YOU!
>>156645833There's at least two better players.
>>156645833Actual subhuman
>>156645833
>>156645833>>156645988>>156646205Three nails to norway's coffinwhy the fuck was that retard made to play with haaland anyhow, awful combo
RETARD
He's getting Blood eagle'd after this
>>156646540This was so fucking retarded holy shit, this goal would have completely changed the match.
>>156645833The second england goal was a gift by the norwegian goalkeeper too
>>156646540What a fucking retard
people are too hard on himhe thought he was through on goal pretty much, one defender barely even with him. he thought his shot would be safer than a pass. he was wrong. no more, no less.
>>156646540>Haaland literally pointing for him to scoreHoly kek
>>156647053He had time to look upreally just a badly botched play from him, dunno why you bother covering for such an obvious fuckup
>>156647436cuz Ive seen most people say "omg he ruined it all because of EGOOO" which I think is very, very unfair
>>156645833Agent Haarland is English and executed order 6-7 perfectly.
>>156646540>This fag wants some of the social media fame tooHaaland gave up then and there
>>156647757Yup. Saw it too. Nigga was barely in the game after that.
>>156646540
How can he be england's MVP if he plays for palestine?
>>156646540KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>156647613Bro, it was clear he wanted to score and not pass to Haaland.
>>156646540KWAB of the tournament. He won't be allowed on the plane home.
>>156646540Modern football players are so fucking retarded and incapable, do they even know that you win if you shoot the ball into the opponent's goal?Useless academy babies with no independent thoughts
>>156646540Pass and score or show the world your powerlevel
>>156646540Kill this nigga stat
>>156647053he actually could've laid it forward for haaland around 5s before the start of the webm when they're both sprinting onit's baffling because their literal entire gameplan has been based on passing to haaland
Simeone DNA
>>156648129yeah because he had to make a split second decision and felt it was better to make the attempt
>>156646540This nigga isn't welcome on the longboat back home
>>156647757This lol you can tell seconds after that he was so done
>>156647658 >>156647031>>156647117>>156647135Because you invented the sport and won once ?
>>156646540He had at least 4 different moments to give it to Haaland, making a mistake happens, but when youmake 4 mistakes in a row that's quite the espectacle.
>>156648365Which makes this match so weird. They barely tried to pass to Haaland. The Ngubu thought he was the star or something.
>>156648523wtf french sphinx?
>>156646540This is how Pendubros thought Portugal played
>>156646540low key this is as bad as the american harvard goal kick strat, at least that guy you can see his brain short circuit and cause the error
The coach forced him out of position the whole cup when it was clearly not working. Just have him come off the bench you don't need to play Sorloth and Haaland together just because they are big names
>>156646540Why did no one pass to Haaland today? Literally zero opportunities.
>>156645833This retard can actually row back what a fucking stupid ass
>>156648662KEKAROOHOHOHO
>>156646540Why are they playing a pure striker as a winger THOUGH
>>156647053no we arent that shit is fucking brainless and his own teammate is in shock at how fucking brainless it is
>>156646540hard to watch. as bad as endrick missing the goal
>>156648789He didn't shoot a single time. It's fishy.
>>156646540I love how he tries to score all by himself right until the very last moment. Spectacular team play in a team sport.
>>156646540ME WANT FAMOUS TOO *KICK*
>>156649040Worse I think. Endrick missed; this guy decided not to pass the ball to the guy who has more goals than matches.
>>156646540>pass to Haaland>nah, fuck that nigga>check this out
>>156646540Honestly wouldn't even fault him if he went for it, but he doesn't, also doesn't pass, just wait until defense is back and sends a retard attempt absolutely braindead
>>156647757>>156646540Normeme got hubris after that first lucky goal. Suddenly everyone thought they could shoot and forgot about Haaland
>>156646540Knew we'd slurp a win after this
>>156649075Honestly I wouldnt put it past this. We have players here that have been caught throwing games and shit because of legalized gambling
>>156647053Noooo but some half drunk slob on Reddit said he should have passed !!!!222
>>156647053The length niggas will go to not say a white dude is ass
>>156646540Total EGO bra! I want to score too bra
>>156648621I was wondering the same thing the entire matchWHY ARENT YOU RETARDS PASSING TO YOUR GENERARIONAL GOALSCORERI could live with haaland choking but his teammates didnt even give him the ball
>>156646540>Haaland watching as his bumfuck teammate fuck up everything>ball bounces into the gk's handsRobbed big time
>>156646540Why dribbling though?
>>156646540He's so lucky he ain't Colombian
>>156646540this is when the game was lost
>>156646540You can only do this shit if you are 3-0. Crazy how jealousy blinds professionals even in the world stage
>>156649161Endrick's fumble is just as bad. you don't miss that type of goal, specially if you are the rising star of the national team. it also killed vini's beautiful pass.
>>156645833He looks Anglo enough
>>156646540Will he ever be able to show his face in public again?
>>156646540>>156647757I want this generation of social media attention whores to end
>>156646540I WANNA SCORE TOO!!!!
>>156649861ofc, he's a pathetico playerhe used to it
>>156649689Yeah, Haaland won more earlier and became the face of Norway as a result of just being the best. Fucktard Sorloth has 0 goals for Norway in 2026 and tried to shine.
>>156646540saved our bacon with this. 2 on 1 and the goal ogre's the spare man. utter mong.
>>156648662I've had to post twice after the pinned thread got pruned.Image title, WEWUZ
>>156646540This is the real reason Norway lost. The team’s morale crumbled immediately afterwards.
>>156646540Hard to watch
>>156646540I CAN'T SCORE
>>156649161>>156646540He both didn't pass and shot long after he should have if he committed England's second goal came off a block, at least go for it at that point
>>156646540Bobb would've slid him in
>>156646540absolutely insane desu. i mean that's 100% a goal if he passes, so why do anything else?
>>156650195and then haaland seethed and did nothing, reckon he decided to get off himself
>>156649703> they kept passing the ball, wasting timeWeather was too hot and HUMID for the Vikings.
>>156647757Pretty much. This might have been the BIGGEST EGO play in the entire world cup. Haaland got betrayed.
>>156650012
only reason he is in the team is nepotismsir sloth
there was a genuinely lack of Haaland in this match
>>156645833what a bro
>>156646540Love that he slows down and lets the defense position themselves. He made like 10 bad decisions in 5 seconds
>>156646540It is evident that all the other players envy Haaland's popularity and want their moment to shine.
>>156650440why did they even sub him off
>>156648523"France" hasn't even won one mon ami
>>156650663Strange match.
Not even fucking norwegian and I almost fucking threw my coffee mug at the TV when I saw this shit. Ego plays in a fucking world cup tie genuinely piss me the fuck off. Playing with millions of emotions because of your faggotry. I would spit on his face irl
>>156646540This happened twice in the game, this one was the most clear, the other one was with one of the nogs that also decided to not give it to Haaland and instead do something stupid, would be cool if you got that webm too.
>>156649161This is 100% worse, Endrick was on a run and had a heavy touch that put the ball too far away from his leg which is bad but happens. This one is a clear 2v1. All he had to do is square a training tier pass to a Haaland who is completely alone, who all he had to do was pass it into the net. This is one of the most egregious decisions I've seen this WC, its fucking insane
>>156650663He was gassed apparently. It's hot and humid as shit in Miami(well compared to what they're used to)
>>156650788now you know how Portugal players feel
>>156646540 Unbelievable
>>156650672You might have had a point, without the quotes.
>>156650884>the other one was with one of the nogsthe nogwegian was genuine dogshit, fucked up every chance he had
>>156650653But I though Scandis were all love and peace and the happiest people on the planet?
>>156651251they actually had two, but I suppose that drives home the point of their incompetence
>>156647053I agree. It's easy to say it in hindsight, but Sorloth is a lanky clunky striker and I think he didn't trust himself to make the pass.
>>156645833>Norway's MVP
>>156646540This is the team that beat USA what the fuck this is an african nation tier mistake
>>156646540>haalands reactionLMAO
>>156646540>heh it's my turn to be the protagonist
>>156651860What was Haaland thinking at this moment?
>>156646540Why...didn't he just...pass the ball?
>>156651860By then it was already too late.
>>156646540Haaland should've just split this faggot's skull with a double axe in the dressing room after the game
>>156650788This. This is a World Cup, You're representing your country with millions of people. You can go be a selfish faggot in your club. Hate Lamine Pañal for the same reason.
>>156646540oopsie
>>156650788i'm english and even i got mad at this right after the relief wore offknew people would be seething about it and justifiably so
>>156652401lol
>>156650401They're not wrongNo Valhalla for him
>>156650663His magic potion ran out
>>156650788That was just awful to witness for Norway, and doing that on qualifiers made the feeling worse
>>156646205Tell me if I’m being a dumb ameritourist, but…To me it seemed like this guy was kinda blocking the norwegian offense the entire game?He would stand exactly where i would stand if i was trying to block passing routes. At times it even seemed like he moved in lock step with the english bus, almost hugging certain players.
>>1566524492-0 right in the cusp of the first half was genuinely gonna be the end of this game because funnily enough norway conceded immediately and the half ended 1-1. Which means if this went in the half was gonna be 2-0 and England had no juice to come back from a 2-0 at all since they were very tired in the second half. His selfishness literally knocked out Norway from the world cup. Big ties like this are matches of moments and if things like this happen it derails the entire game
>>156649918Unfortunately not happening, it's a plague that is here to stay.
>>156646540Bro read to much blue lock and thought that shit is real
>>156647053Hes just a retard and a donkey
>>156649444Brown.
>>156653213yeah 2-0 would've finished us. maybe bellingham would've scored 1, but they'd be far more likely to get a 3rd than for us to equalise
