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>>156651219
Lad just wanted to score one in a world cup match. Can't blame him for wanting a crumb of Haaland's fame.
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>>156651219
It's crazy how many professional players can't pass a ball, let alone lob it or a cross. Even in the best clubs
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>>156651219
maybe this is why he wanted norway to lose
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>>156651219
If the dude was black racists would go crazy right now hahaha
Whitoid tried so hard to make a legendary goal that end up ruining their team counter-atack
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>>156651219
I blame media. They've been going WHEN IT SØRLOTH GOING TO SHOW HOW GOOD HE IS AND SCORE for fucking weeks.
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>>156651317
Then why did he wait for the defenders to get in position?
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if i was norways coach i would immediately substitute him after that play, you cant have people like that in your team
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>>156651219
Yeah this genuinely just lost them the match, fucking insane decision to make in a WC quarter finals tie
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>you shouldve passed it to ME so i could do NOTHING with it
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>>156651219
>haaland pointing at the ground in front of him
kek
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>>156652141
Bro that's cope, he's good at putting the ball in the net and he had an insanely good position
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>be shitter
>put your own glory above the team
>don't fucking pass to your teamate
Many such cases
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>>156651219
dumb white boi ngl
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>>156651778
you have a mongrel complex
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>>156651219
A tragic tale of Pride and Envy
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>>156651219
>arise sir sørloth
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>>156651422
Sorloth is a target man like Haaland. He can't do anything a winger should do.
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>>156651219
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>>156651219
HOW do you fuck this up
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We were dusted at 2-0 too
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>>156651219
Blud thought he was LCIM.
Pathetico players ladies and gentlemen
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This was when Haaland gave up. The rest of the match he was protesting and phoning it in.

He said to himself for fucking up such a clear shot we deserve to lose, so because his team didn't act as a team and give him the ball when it was the moment to do so, he stopped playing in the team and just walked around and let the 'team' play without him, since they didn't need him there for that.

That's why he was so quick to hug Bellington at the halftime, he was basically like you guys should win this my team is fucking retarded.
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>>156652456
It was never 2-0
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>>156651219
success went to his head, he thought they were more than hoof it to Haaland
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>>156652385
kek
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>>156652548
I know retard, I mean if he squared it to haaland its guaranteed 2-0
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>>156652531
me on league
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Fucking retarded social media generation
Endless coping and bitching
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>>156651422
fitness is so important now it filters out people with good decision making
need to have olympic 10k runner level endurance + 100m sprint level acceleration before anyone even starts thinking about skill
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>>156652273
Leroy Sane comes to mind.
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>>156652141
There is zero chance Haaland doesn't score if he gets the ball in that position. It's on his favoured foot and there are no defenders in his way.
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>>156652653
Nope. It would've been VARed.
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>>156652124
It wasn't even a tie
Norway was up 1-0
This would've make them go 2-0 and it would drastically change the mood of the match and England's morale afterwards.
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>>156652141
>Tf
>Tp
Retarded, full stop
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>>156651219
clearly FIFA rigged it by sending telepathic signals to sorloth to tell him to fuck it up
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>>156651219
i rarely watch this sport
what should've been the play?
i'm assuming blue?
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>>156652848
Matches are called "Ties" in certain places, that's what he meant by it.

This was a WC Quarter Final Tie between the Norwegians and English.
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>>156652716
Damn, I miss the out-of-shape drug addicts on the field playing for fun with magic tricks and skills.
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>>156653015
You slow down and give a nice through ball to haaland. So it would be slowing down, and going with the Red line.

Alternatively Blue works as well so long as it's not overdone.
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>>156653086
Jogo Bonito died unfortunately. The South Americans that peaked at 25-27 but did some some incredible stuff.
I miss it so much too.
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>>156652653
Nope, cause it was never 2-0
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>>156652761
What, like Kane's goal and our denied penalty?
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>>156652531
He remembered where he was born, wholesome. Honestly he should change citizenship and join us in the semis
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>>156653233
Just running fast and kicking it hard doesn't hit the same. Honestly all players should train in a martial art like how Zlatan did Taekwondo so he could at least do cool scissor kicks and stuff
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>>156653147
i see i see
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>Guy wants to score and doesn't pass the ball.
Thats a tale as old and the sport itself. It happens all the time in profesional matches.

Just the usual forward retarded behavior.

Is still sad to see for the other players, this would have changed the entire match.
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>>156652124
Yup, that would have ended the match.
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>>156651219
Woah, lmao, why is this bum playing professional football at all, he plays like any 40 year old in my country or even worse
He must hate Haaland or something, what the actual fuck is this Hahahaha what was the manager thinking when he called him
Any brazilian looks like he is dribbling at the speed of light compared to him, where does he even play
DID ENGLAND PAY THIS BUM? THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING FLOPS IN RECENT WORLD CUPS
The American goal keeper Mistake is nothing compared to this
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when this happened i knew it was inevitable we would squeeze our way back in
what a colossal fuck up that was
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>>156651219
it's unreal how much of a game changing moment this was. You just knew they were going to lose after this
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>>156653015
Blue only works if you’re skilled enough to pass a weighted through ball with some curve. Most are not, which is why players like Messi, Zidane, Toni Kroos and Modric were/are so awesome.
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>>156651219
God forbid a nigga having some confidence
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>>156653015
He ruined the momentum he had because he didnt have the explosive force or dribbling ability to beat the defender, he wouldnt be able to put in the net either because he literally ran towards the defender and the reason why he did that is either because he is a fucking coward that shit himself or because he's just that bad and prideful, honestly with a striker like Haaland the wise decision was just to pass the fucking ball, you can larp as brazilian after taking the game not playing with fire like this retard did
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>>156651219
they could've done an exact replica of Di Maria's goal vs France in 2022 bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kutz0UJExSU
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>>156655172
At no moment he tried to score, he didnt kick the ball towards the net, when the defenders were on him he simply rage-quitted by kicking it towards the body of a defender instead of keeping it and passing to other team mates after he failed the dribbling attempt
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>>156653015
The only possible answer would be a slight cut in or accommodate the ball for his left foot to make a quick pass. Either way the ball has to be behind the defender
>>156653147
He fucked up because he slowed down tho
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>>156653015
First time red pass with your right foot curl it around the defender. Otherwise play blue where you cut back and play it behind the defender into haaland's stride and the defender's momentum will leave him in his blue position.
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>>156651219
I guess this is why you have a striker and a winger and not two strikers
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>>156656764
Did you even watch the clip? He literally ruined everything because he wasnt confident enough, at no moment he tried to beat the defender, he just changed direction while the defense was gaining positioning
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>>156653015
Blue optimal.
Red if you are scared.
Keep going FORWARD and kick it yourself.
Literally any would have been a better option than what he actuall did.
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>>156651976
coach was the idiot who had him playing the wrong position all tournament, so i doubt he'd sub him for this. sorloth is a striker who should have just scored on his own anyway but he hesitated or something and really fucked up.
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>>156657196
I thought that strikers were supposed to be fast and have skills, not slow ass bums that play like they are with friends or something
Ronaldo Nazario is a striker, this is the truth level of Norway football I guess
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>>156651422
they can but its all rigged like WWE
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>>156653015
Literally any of these would have been fine instead of what he did, which is nothing. Passing to Haaland would have been the best option, obviously. Have to be the worst brainfart moment of the tournament. Worse than that american goalie fuck up.
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>>156653015
Another way, if hes not confident he can make the pass, is to turn towards haaland like hes abt to pass him the ball, bait the defender into coming towards him, then turns towards the goal
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>>156652718
Don't compare King Sorloth with the shithead that is Sane
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>>156653015
fuck, even a screamer directed right at the goalie would have been forgivable. what he ended up doing was so disgustingly stupid he should be blacklisted from football.
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He has a Jewish name
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he did literally NOTHING in the game

imagine being so ineffective NORWAY sub you out
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>>156651219
the worst part about that is that any other option would have been better than what this retard decided to do
pass behind stones
pass in front of stones
try for a striker in the top corner
pushed it forward and tried for a far post strike
but instead he just waited for the defense to catch up i legitimately don't understand, it's not as if this was even late in the game so he shouldnt have been that tired to think
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>>156657671
He tried to bait the defender Mbappe-style while having no intention to burst into any direction or at least cut it or shoot it, its like he was shocked and lost he found himself in that type of situation
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>>156653015
>cutback
>play Haaland through immediately behind the CB or
>hold up and play it right of the CB to give the Keeper a do I don't I murderball penalty or chip humiliation dilemma

Given the outcome, shooting over the keeper then and there was preferable for grugbrain glory hounding. Can't account for English CBs - after play being stopped to caution their manhandlong bullshit on Halaand specifically - reverse diving on a shove being VARigging a goal.
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>>156656764
He didn't have confidence, that's the entire point of the play. The moment the defender caught up with him he slowed down and tried to dribble, and at that poit a fucking wall was defending the net. If he just went with the momentum, tried to bloot it and failed, it wouldn't have been such a massive fuckup because at least he TRIED.
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>>156651219
That is literally a free goal
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>>156653015
>what should have been the play?
nothing, it was over when Haaland touched ngubu (((in the buildup))) and he dived
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>>156658299
lmao my dude thought he was hot shit
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>>156651219
I just woke up, can someone link me archive of the thread of this moment when it just happened?
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This boils my blood. How do you fuck this up like that
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>>156658299
Fucking hell it's even worse from this angle. Nobody's going to be buying him a pint any time soon.
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>>156652767
based
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>>156651918
because it's not an impressive goal if there's no defense
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>>156651219
Penaldo moment
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>>156651219
looks like england put red ants in his shoes. he couldn't concentrate.
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>my favorite football player is Ronaldo
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>>156651219
Real life blue archive?
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>>156658299
Oh my fucking god
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How bad is that compared to what our goalkeeper did?
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>>156658299
Holy shit what was he even thinking there?
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>>156658299
Christ, I could make a better decision than that and I'm American.

Gotta hurt to be Haaland and watch your dreams of playing for the World Cup get spoiled by idiots.
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>>156660629
I highly doubt anything can top up how dumb that was
Except maybe the Brit who played 0 minutes and got a yellow card and injury
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>>156658299
This dude plays like a fucking middle schooler in football practice. Looking at the ground with his head down and all.
These guys are paid MILLIONS
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>>156658299
The orgre checked out here and said if we lose it is what it is
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>>156658299
HOLY TUNNEL VISSION
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>>156651219
200 IQ move, you have to be a genius to understand it
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>>156658299
I dont get why this guy was hyped up so much by the media when he basically did nothing the entire WC, and threw that goal
He even sperged out and started a fight with the coach when he got substituted against brazil, so clearly he thinks hes the next ronaldo
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>>156660512
explain
t. BA chad
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>>156661299
Sorloth was hyped? I didn't even hear of him until now
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>>156661315
I'm retarded meant to say Blue Lock
Fucking Freudian slips I don't even watch it or play it
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>>156660889
>This dude plays like a fucking middle schooler in football practice
That's probably what happened, the middle school emotions of scoring a WC goal suddenly became reality - but brought along with them the middle school play and decision making.
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>Sorloth answered
Sorloth answered

https://x.com/i/status/2076101183853203506
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>>156651219
Did Haaland get a single pass in this game?
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>>156661390
Countries hype their own players, so he was prob talking about norwegian media.
For a small country that came back to the WC after 28 years, Sorloth must be seen as a great player
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>>156651317
Bullshit unless you have the killer instinct you should pass it. Argentina understands that Messi is the one. Why can't other teams get that?
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>>156661541
>I didn't see him
So it was tunnel vision
Shame. I feel bad for him and our GK Freese continues to be the KWABott
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>>156657266
any option would have been good but he hesitated and gave time for the defenders to catch up.
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>>156658299
I only see shit like that in kids under 8 matches. The fact that he hesitated before taking the shot just shows that he thought about passing but he got nervous and that split second fucked his team over. Haaland gave up after Bellingham's goal.
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>>156661541
>I didn't see him
No shit, why were you looking at the fucking ground?
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>>156661541
where else would haaland be in that situation
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>>156662039
No vision he thinks he's that guy.
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>>156651219
More like Soursloth
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>>156658299
Oh man, they couldn't even VARed this shit if he passed. 100% goal
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>>156651219
WIRE
where is VAR when you need it?

also shit play
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>>156652531
>He said to himself for fucking up such a clear shot we deserve to lose, so because his team didn't act as a team and give him the ball when it was the moment to do so, he stopped playing in the team and just walked around and let the 'team' play without him, since they didn't need him there for that.
I know that feel all too well
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>>156651219
>white players are infront of red players
isnt this offside
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>>156662445
HOWEVER
there was a foul in the buildup
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>>156664743
You can't be offside if you're on your side of the field/if you're defending.
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>>156651317
yes you can, theres no i in team
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>>156662242
yeah lol, he trains with haaland every day for a month and doesn't expect him to make the runs a world class forward would make.
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>>156651317
>>156651422
It's not ego, but simply the lack of composure and class.
Sorloth is a B-tier striker in a B-tier team. he doesn't have the necessary skill the be calm, scan, assess the situation and decide to pass over shoot in this kind of high stake, split-second situation.
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I think footballers are fucking retarded nowadays, people would lynch me in high school if I did something retarded as that
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>>156658299
Incredible.
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>>156658299
From 0:01 to 0:06 not once he looked up. Eyes on the ground all the time.

Messi = meta vision
Ronaldo / Mbappe / Haaland = predator eyes
Sorloth = tunnel vision
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>>156658299
Bro sees the ball and nothing else
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>>156651219
no. 7
>doesn't pass the ball
>is selfish
>bottles a easy goal
>jealous of halland memes
>be cr7
>picunrel
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>>156653086
anti drug and doping tests ruined football
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>>156651219
Kek
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>>156651219
I'd unironically cut him from the team
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>>156658299
Honestly if I’m a bench dude watching this shit im more pissed than haaland pass the fucking ball
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>>156651317
I don’t think so to be honest he’s pretty tunnel visioned on the ball and trying to beat the defender first. It’s not like he took a real shot on goal

Rather than being desperate to score a WC goal and be a hero I think he failed because he just sucks in general
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christ if he want to score why didn't he knock the ball and sprint
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>>156651219
Thank god this leliga shitter made us go through kek
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>>156651219
It do be like that, but did anyone clip the bong player kicking the norwegian, then flopping, and getting rewarded with a free kick for his efforts?
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>>156651219
>can't put ego aside in a moment like this
Incredibly weakmind. Cost his country the ticket to the semis.
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>>156668340
>Messi = meta vision
Then what are Riquelme, Zidane, Pirlo? Ultra instinct?
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>>156658299
grim
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>>156651219
This makes ME mad, Norwegians must be fucking FUMING
If he passes Haaland scores 99/100 times
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>>156651219
It would have ended 2-1 for norway
jfc
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>>156651219
>>156651317
I wonder if this will cause any bad blood. Both of them, along with the goalkeeper, are the biggest culprits behind Norway's defeat
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>>156651219
>let me slow down for the defenders to catch up
>this way it'll be fair
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>>156651219
He kinda lost the opportunity to pass with the first touch. Then the defender was in the way then the second caught up
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>>156658299
GRIM
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>>156661641
Messi would have passed the ball there.
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>>156676477
Haaland and Nyland are also the biggest reason they made it this far.
No saving Sorloth though.
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>>156651219
3 business days to not even pass to haaland
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>>156658299
grim
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>>156651219
lmfao you can see the frustration from haaland
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>>156676933
You can see the moment he knew they are going out. Missing shit like this is like an omen in football. Its like the footballing gods decide to punish you
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>>156658299
Bruno Fernandes mentality
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>>156676477
They're smart, they knew they were out of their depth. Not the same thing scoring 10 goals vs small European teams vs scoring to England
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>>156652767

18th post best post
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>>156676477
how tf does he make haalan look small
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>>156677106
Yeah, the Norwegian team seemed quite mature overall. Although these kinds of disasters can really mess with your head. I hope Sørloth is okay.
Haaland also screwed up once, but it was less obvious, and he'll recover after scoring a million goals in England.
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>>156658299
What's the Nordic punishment for someone who puts himself above his tribe's wellbeing?
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>>156651422
Nigga, these people entire life is playing footy 24/7 and get paid millions for it. No matter their position, they all should be able to do a pass like that.
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>>156658299
betrayed their own gameplay.
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>>156653015
Only needed to do this
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>>156676477
Yakub's first gen offspring
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>>156657196
I would like to imagine soccer players know how to play soccer.
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>>156658299
He had money on the game. Only explanation.
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>>156677913
He's left footed.
Passing on the outer edge of your foot is too much dexterity to ask of a 6'5" striker who was recruited for his set piece prowess.
The bigger brain fart he made was not shooting when 1 on 1 with the keeper. Trying to cut inside and shoot like Mbappe or Robben is genuinely retarded when you're a lumbering giant.
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>>156651219
>nordgubu with no end product
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>>156658299
Haaland would have probably done the same, both like 6'6 ogres with tunnel vision eyes
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>>156653262
Making ngubu trip themselves and dive is penalty worthy
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>>156652422
The english defender was just in the right position to make him doubt.
Like those chess excercises where it seems impossible to defend against two seemingly well positioned and powerful pieces.
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it was 2 on 1 with haaland being the other guy basically a guaranteed goal unless keeper did an out of the world save
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>>156652422
AURA
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>>156661541
this is bullshit any time you get the ball you know where your striker is, its fucking first instinct
he had a rush of blood to the head and thought he was Haaland for a minute. his gf is probably in his ear telling him hes better than Haaland as well
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>>156678367
All he had to do is either move up a bit and immediately pass to Haaland or move down and run and then pass to Haaland. Both choices work. The problem is that he waited for the english defenders to come back and then ran directly to them lmaoo
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>>156658299
>"this fuckin guy man"
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>>156651219
>>156678571
>>156678571
team went way farther than they believed they had business going, these kinds of mental fuckups are to be expected. England played poor and they would've clinched it with strongmvnd. I think simulate this 4/5 times England would win
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>>156652141
gravesen vibes
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I'm a soccer casual, what should he have done? I assume he should have passed but when?
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>>156679186
he was completely in his rights to go for goal himself, he just shouldn't have started slowing down before he even had the ball
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>>156651219
>used his hands
well well well
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>>156679186
Two options.
A. Continue accelerating and shoot
B. Through pass to the open grass diagonally in front of him. Haaland was not offside, would accelerate, get the ball, and go 1v1 with pickford. The exact moment to pass was seconds before haaland gestured

There's no way he had tunnel vision and didn't see haaland. If he genuinely didn't see anyone, he would choose option A. Since he decelerated, he was thinking of option B, but analysis paralysis got him and the rest is history. This split second decision making is what separates elite strikers and 2nd tier strikers
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Interview to sorloth

https://x.com/i/status/2076118037762052234
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>>156658299
KEK poor haaland
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>>156658299
My god
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>>156675283
he was clearly talking about players in this world cup dingus.
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>>156679820
>it was really his ego
Fucking pathetic man. Haaland is a WC champion player, but his team is not.
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>>156679820
>I'm a little bit more experienced
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>>156680005
>runs back on shame
Probably holding back tears.
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>>156679820
>https://x.com/i/status/2076118037762052234
What a weak-minded little bitch.
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>>156658299
Haaland not used to playing with bad teammates.
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>>156651778
Blacks shouldn't be playing for european countries.
They have a beautiful continent called Africa with dozens of countries there.
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>>156666260
>>156652392
Do you guys really can't see how stupid what you're saying is? Sorloth is a professional football player, he's not a fat lad on a sunday league. He's playing on a World Cup quarter-final, he regularly plays on the top league of the spanish football for Club Atlético de Madrid. And you are saying that he can't do a simple cut inside and pass? That he doesn't have the vision to understand that passing the ball to his free team mate is the better option? This is just absurd.
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>>156680322
>Club Atlético de Madrid
B-tier team

>And you are saying that he can't do a simple cut inside and pass?
he missed a straight pass to Haaland before https://x.com/TheHateCentral/status/2076081196442718263

>That he doesn't have the vision to understand
his head was LOOKING DOWN the entire time. So yeah, no vision.
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Sorloth seriously thought that this was his moment, he was going to score and have his rightful praise from his countrymen.
After all in his mind he's the starting striker for a big club, just like Haaland is. Shouldn't he get the rewards as well?
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row-ACK
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>>156676477
>along with the goalkeeper
Goalkeeper won't be on the national team after this is my guess, it'll be Sander Tangvik from now on, he's just better and younger.
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>>156651219
England cheated in whole match
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>>156652403
>I can only make a point with tiktok man
Kill yourself.
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>>156680405
You have to be retarded. What I'm saying is that a player of his caliber regardless of his fucking field tactical position of striker, winger or even fucking ass-sniffer, should be able to either:
A) Keep running at full speed past that defender and explode the ball point-black at the net.
B) Do something that even the most untalented legless player from Seychelles Islands can do, which is to cut inside and pass.
C) Keep running and pass the ball sideways to Haaland.

What you're saying is that he did a mistake because he is being played out of position. I'm trying to tell you that he had all the necessery skills to do that pass, but he didn't do it, because he's an asshole and wanted to have all the glory for him.
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the White man marc-
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>>156658299
He could have done literally ANTHING else and it would have been a better choice than just freezing like that.
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>>156679820
Haaland should get this fag kicked off the team for this.
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>>156680005
Even if he 'didn't see him' he should have just fucking shot the ball instead of dribbling like a nigger letting their entire team catch up. What a retard.
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>the entirety of /sp/ has come together to shit on one dude no matter who you support
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I’ve just saw the repetition

Bruh WTF this is the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen in this WC
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>>156680753
what I'm saying it's not ego issues, but skill issues. he lacked class.
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i dont watch soccer but why didnt harland just create his own scoring opportunity like rodaldiho?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww6wPO9e5b4&pp=ygUScm9uYWxkaWhubyBibHV0dWJl
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>>156682143
>Bruh WTF this is the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen in this WC
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>>156651219
This guy didn't belong on the team. Why would you put a heavy 6'5 centreforward as a winger? It's fucking bizarre. It's the coach's responsibility that this happened.
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>>156651219
This is cope from Haaland, there is no point in this situation where the pass back to him is easy for Sorloth. Haaland is slow and too far back from the moment Sorloth recieves the ball. The pass angle is blocked off and England's defense is sprinting back just a split second behind Haaland.
To make a pass possible, Sorloth has to slow-down/stop and lose the advantage (which he ends up doing), or he could charge straight at goal and take a proper shot, which he should have done.
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>>156682409
>haaland is slow
lmfao, never mind the fact that haaland is extremely fast for his weight and position he plays you can see him slowing because otherwise hed be offside, this was 95% a goal if haaland got the ball.
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>>156682442
i've been back through the webm frame by frame and can't find a single moment where that pass was viable, the angle was simply closed off for the whole incident. The best thing would have been to go 1v1 with the keeper but Haaland's presense meant that Sorloth wouldn't even consider it. Sad really.
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>>156682409
It's an easy pass in front of Haaland if you aren't good enough to do a proper weighted pass. Even then it's 95% Haaland will get to it before the defender (who would have his back to the ball and have to turn around), and Haaland is fast.
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>>156682574
people aren't talking enough about how well it was defended, literally positioned himself perfectly in a 2v1 to close the passing angle on sorloths right foot
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>>156681039
He wasn't dribbling he was trying to get the ball to his left foot which is the only foot he can use
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>>156682597
>It's an easy pass in front of Haaland
the angle directly in front of Haaland is blocked throughout this entire situation, the defender was doing his job excellently
>if you aren't good enough to do a proper weighted pass
Haaland is much too far back to make this the obvious choice, the distance he would have to cover is ridiculous, by the time he levels with Sorloth, England's defence is practically back in the box
>>156682619
agreed
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>>156658299
>>156680005
Olise, Dembele, Mbappe, Doue or Barcola would've made that pass
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>>156682660
a top player probably finds a way to thread that ball through, whether its by the outside of the foot or a quick shift onto his left foot to open up half a yard of space but sorloth doesn't have either of those in his locker (especially not in a world cup semi final pressure moment with ~2 seconds to make a decision)
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>>156682741
yea I don't disagree with that. not saying the pass was impossible but its nowhere near as obvious and easy as the people in this thread (and the commentators during the match) made it out to be - making that pass work would have taken a some real finesse or a stroke of luck, and why even bother when the alternative is a 1-on-1 with Pickford?
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>>156653015
When I was a striker myself, I had several options in my head in these situations.

The first priority is to approach the goal and also to attract the defender. Once Haaland gets a free passing lane, you pass. If the defender cuts of the lane, you approach the goal directly. In the case of Haaland a blue pass might work though
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>>156652141
Shaartland would have pushed the defender and missed
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maybe next time do not cut the beginning of that play where halland smashes into the defender and throws him on the ground, a foul that would make any goal there get vared anyway.
also, blaming a guy here for not scoring where norway LITERALLY scored on 2:1 and the only reason it didn't count was halland fouling somebody for no reason other than him being a monkey is a wild take
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>>156682741
Whenever Haaland doesn't have the ball every single one of his teammates should be thinking "Where is Haaland I need to get the ball to him". It's not rocket science, it's a fact.
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>>156682910
this is actually the entire reason for the fuck-up in OP's webm though. Sorloth was so focussed on trying to find the angle through to Haaland, he slowed the ball down to level with him and took it towards him (blue line), only to find that the pass angle would never open, the rest of England's defence arrive and being forced to make the shot after the advantage has been squandered.

He bottled a fantastic opportunity for a 1v1 with Pickford (red line) because of how badly the whole team have been drilled to "get it to Haaland", its such a shitty mentality
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>>156653015
purple if he had the pace and finishing, his fiirst touch would push it in that direction maintaining full speed. Instead he just takes it under control and goes fucking nowhere like a sun starved sperg. Should have played blue otherwise
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>>156683019
He didn't even look that way anon, he choked because he wanted to score.
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>>156683019
he literally just needs to put it inti the space in the penalty box, weve made this same pass hundreds of times in sunday leagues and these guys are professionals.
its a generational fuckup, only this guy can answer if he placed himself before country
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>>156683019
HE WASNT LOOKING THAT WAY YOUFUCK
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>>156683019
>>156658299
I can't tell if it's the bitrate or what but either he does not look in the direction of Haaland or he does then immediately begins staring at the ground and tries to channel the spirit of Messi. Either way it doesn't appear like a pass was ever even an option in his internal flowchart.
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>>156683143
I cant really tell if he looks up either, but if it was always in his head to go for goal, the way he went about it was the fuck-up in my book. I dont think the pass to Haaland was the right choice for this one
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>>156680746
I don't think it's honest. He is saving face. Honest would off been admitting that he choked. He is saving face because everyone expects a offensive player to take the chance by himself
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>>156682070
I appreciate him being a lightning rod for the seethe, personally
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>>156683217
going for goal is the right choice as it will still leave the haaland option open. Elite player will know defenders aren't catching haaland and he can drive into box forcing defender to go for the ball. But for some reason his intention is to slow everything down and bring every defender back into the game
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>>156652392
haaland is not a target man, he's more like brazilian ronaldo but without the dribbling
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>>156653015
>what should've been the play?
Blue towards haaland, but after he keeps running straight at goal
let me explain:

The High IQ play is nullifying the defenders pace and "place" , because Stones is closer than Haaland to goal.
The defender is at a distance and speed between the 2 norway players where he could :
>intercept the pass
or
>reach haaland before he has adquired proper body technique to shoot the ball and see where he is going to shoot.

Sorloth needed to cheat the defender into aproaching him by faking a run at goal.
This would make Haaland :
>onside
>free from pressure
means:
>have time to decide how and where to shoot as defender will not be able to reach him before

Thing is, Sorloth never does this
why? Its possible that he is:
misreading the play....and that Stones actually did read it correctly as the latter feigns that he was going to commit to an approach....which just fits what Sorloth is actually thinking of doing: scoring his goal **by faking he is going to pass it to haaland.....
>change pace and re-accelerate to leave Stones bitting the dust and then using Haaland as a decoy for pickford to doubt between the option of a pass-and-push goal or looking out for sorloth's shot.
but as Stones never actually commited, now Sorloth change of pace doesnt fit "his" play and thus, it all ends in disaster.
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>>156651219
xd
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>>156682574
it's a hilariously easy pass
see for an easy pass >>156682591
that would have been almost certainly a goal
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>>156651219
Litteraly the moment everything shifted. A 2-0 before half time is lethal, and then Norway can sit back, therefore run less and hope to hold up on endurance. What happened happened and, as I said in other threads before, Norway doesnt have the endurance and were beyond gassed by the 80th min
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I'm confused
If he's leftfooted, why is he hovering around the right flank? Wouldn't it be easier for him to pass and shoot on the left side of the field?
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>>156676477
>Both of them, along with the goalkeeper, are the biggest culprits behind Norway's defeat
And the baldy with 14 on shirt. I watched him ever since he fumbled on England's 2nd goal and he did nothing the entire match.
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>>156684201
It's easier to make a ball curl in if you play on the right and you're left footed. Imagine the situation, you being left footed, running on the right, you cut in
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>>156684201
>he doesnt know about le cut inside
ngmi
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>>156653015
Blue works if you shorten the distance. Basically you don't want Haaland to deviate his run by slowing pace or changing direction. Blue as it is forces him to run wider which would make the shot harder to pull off.
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>>156651219
Summer love is over
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Neanderthal was so fucking invisible in that match he simply didn't know he was there
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>>156653015
Go for the goal, you need better feet for the pass and going for the goal forces the defender on you which makes the pass easier anyways
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I was thinking maybe he didn't see him but they have another angle and he turns and looks right at him and then goes back to struggle dribbling
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>>156652752
Nah, it was his first real big game, he easily could have choked that shot.
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>>156685536
he doesn't look up again after he just tried to score
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>>156676997
penaldo cope. i mean i understand this critic of that norwegian guy, but bruno? kek
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>>156685536
>>156685622
I still put the blame on the manager playing a big striker in the winger position
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>>156652422
Good positioning from the England player tbqh.
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some of the lowest IQ shit I have ever seen in sports history, are the people saying there was no passing line available. You need to just move on, sports isn't for you kiddos. Horrifying cope.
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>>156651219
nobody in this thread can make this pass correctly, also blue get intercepted by the goalkeeper and red kills the momentum, retards.
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>>156680753
youre wrong chatgpt, keep learning.
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>>156651219
Norgebros, is your media destroying this guy? How are things in Norge? Here in Spain he'd be lynched.
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>>156651219
Honest question how do you even go back to your country and face your countrymen after a fuck up that's remembered by millions
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>>156682070
Watching players being selfish like this in the national team makes my blood boil, even if i don't support that team.
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>>156668340
Even 41 year old Penaldo would go for the run instead of freezing like that faggot.
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Hahahahahahaha KWAB
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>>156651219
the brilliance of playing two strikers...
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>>156686056
only works when one is a grug and the other is a technical manlet, pairing two grugs together is just silly
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>>156685871
all these "sons of the '94"-team are protected from any criticism
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>>156685747
go take an IQ test and let someone else break the news to you, stupid fucking nigger. Get off the board, sports isnt for you.
You dont see a passing line in this at all, you're a world class fucking retard >>156652422
literally, end it all.
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>>156653015
Cut back onto your left foot and slip the pass into Haaland. The defender wouldn't be able to intercept it.
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You are the stupidest niggers if you're buying "I didn't see Haaland." Just look at OP's webm. Of fucking course Sorloth saw Haaland before he received that ball.
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>>156686333
he did see him but I don't buy the whole ego thing, it's more likely he simply just choked
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>>156683019
He had a good passing lane
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>>156676477
>1.95 cement shoes wearing center forward
>use him as winger
this aint football manager pal, you get what you deserve.



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