>>156654380Jesus fucking christ
>>156654380Same. Norway, Finland, Greenland, Switzerland might as well all be the same country
>>156654380Switzerland: France/Germany/Italy if they combinedSweden: Norway but gayer and browner
>>156654380swedes are the based ones
>>156654380wait a moment>checks flagOh, that makes sense
>American educationChecks out
In Spanish they're Suiza and Suecia which makes it worse but not as bad as Slovakia and Slovenia
brazil is the only real country, the rest is made up to be on tv
>>156654380Switzerland is swarthoids. Same as italy.
Posters added context: OP is covertly giving away that a language such as Spanish might be his native tongue. In Spanish, the names for Switzerland and Sweden share many of their letters (and sounds) and are much more alike than they are in English, paving the way to be mistaken the one for the other.
>>156654380The self deprecation hasn’t been funny in years, unc.
sweden = coldswitzerland = money germans
>>156654380Switzerland is literally a mix of Germans, Italians, and French. Sweden is something else
>>156654822as a german i have to say that your humour sucks big time
>>156654380Sweden national dish is kebab, swiss national dish is cheese and bread
people used to be confused by this but not sweden is as poor as greece or some other shithole
>>156654380A big mac costs $15 in a former and $5 in the latter
>>156654380It's easy. >Switzerland:The Alps, Toblerone, watchmaking and the place where rich people put their money to evade taxes. And the flag is a fucking medpack. >SwedenGay furries, IKEA, uh....meatballs.
>>156654380Switzerland is the America of Europe.
>>156654380>>156654822https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Swedish_origin_legend
>>156655301Fascinating, I was just reading about Frisians trading with the town of Great Yarmouth in England.
I dont know the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia
>>156654380Switzerland is one of the most unique countries on earth. Americans really confuse them with us just because "sw"?
>>156655729Slovakia=part of czechoslovakia. Slovenia=part of Yugoslavia
>>156655729I don't know the difference between Kansas and Arkansas
>>156654380I don't know the difference between America and Israel.
>>156656343Kansas city is in [spoiler]neither
I don't know the difference between:>Mineapolis / St Louis / Minnesota / Kansas / Kansas City These are a clusterfuck of states and cities within states of similar names bordering each other or some shit like that and I know one of those cities is in the wrong state. >Cleveland / Columbus / Cincinnati All 3 could literally be the same city under different names and I wouldn't know. >North/South Carolina, Virginia / West Virginia, South Dakota / North Dakota Self explanatory.
>>156655729I don’t know the difference between Czechia and the Czech Republic
>>156657489I don't know the difference between america and the united states of america
>>156654380In spanish they're Suiza and Suecia and I sometimes get their names mixed up
>>156657195Minneapolis is the biggest city in Minnesota. St Louis is just a major city in Missouri, I don’t know why you think that one is confusing. Kansas City and Kansas though you’re right was designed on purpose to fuck with people.
>>156654380What the fuck is wrong with Americans?This seems to be rather common mistake.
>SwitzerLAND>NetherLANDs>EngLAND>PoLAND>SwaziLANDHow was I supposed to know these countries weren't related?
>>156654380Switzerland is 70% GermanSweden is 100% GermanThere you go
>>156654380switzerland = mountain niggerssweden = blond ice niggers
>>156654380switzerland has chocolate and watches, sweden has flat pack furniture and blonde beauties
>>156654380Well you see one of them was neutral during World War 2 and the other wasuh
>>156654678You're deluded if you think the average Cleiton Danilsson here can tell Suéco and Suiço apart
I don't know the difference between Indonesia and Indianapolis.
