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>>156659662Why did the Norwegian freeze to death?Because he went to the drive-in movie to see "Closed for the Winter."What did the Norwegian call his pet Zebra?"Spot."A Norwegian nurse was asked why she had a rectal thermometer behind her ear."My goodness," she exclaimed, "now I remember where I mislaid that ball point pen."
>>156662209are these from a german book?
Why don't Norwegian mothers nurse their babies?Because boiling the nipple is too painful.
There has to be more than a 90% chance he would have scored if he got the passThat is going to stick with him for the rest of his life.
>>156659662kek it kinda looks like he’s rowing
Why don't the Norwegians tell Polish jokes?They don't understand them.A Norwegian decided to drive to Omaha to see his cousin. About 20 miles from his destination, he saw a sign, "OMAHA LEFT." So he turned around and went back home.
>>156662325It's a guaranteed goal. Especially against Pickford.
A Norwegian was brought to a hospital with a severe facial burn. Seems he was bobbing for french fries.
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Woman: I was just raped by a NorwegianPoliceman: How do you know he was Norwegian.Woman: I had to show him how.
>>156662325It's not his fault that retard wanted the spotlight instead of teamwork
>>156659662Would that not have been an offside pass?
>>156666975that's why he slowed to a stop there because he'd be offside if he kept going forward, without the ball. his whole thing is smashing those in. the team should bloodeagle that selfish bastard who didnt pass
