THE FIX IS IN EDITION
>>156662672 bring the medics...gramps is going down !
can someone post corey's balls?
PEDOPHILE DOWN
Cory Sandhagen's IQ is easily above 180. His brain is so fucking huge.
Want to have a wank but someone posted Gooby's meng earlier and im worried itll come in as an intrusive thought when im heeming my meng.
Which mma fighter has the best tattoos /heem/?
coach primate
>>156663093what the fuck is this
Cory keeps dashing forward with his chin up like he got told he'll be cut if this goes to decision
>>156663171Is he hung
>>156663171Let your thoughts become extrusive and materialize a tulpa-like Goby so that your mind may be free.
Sandhagen kinda sucks and isn't that fun to watch
>>156663270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH_grv6YMTs
>>156663270Have you not seen the bodycam?
HEEM LEGGY???
The commentary has been unbearable tonight
Sandhagen leg is fucked
>HE'S IN BAD TROUBLE HERE*is completely fine*
>>156663616But not Bautista?? Ur a fag
MMA needs gooby to win. Too much money on the table
LEG HEEMED
my mario parlays are looking good
>limpingPoohagen is done
The sidebar on the browser video player for paramount+ is so fucking obnoxious. What fucking jeet got the idea to add this useless cancer feature?
If Connor is drunk tonight there’s no way he can lose
is the cory fight any good? I'm not watching
>>156663616To be fair you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand a Cory Sandhagen fight.
HIS LEG!!! OH HE FUCKED SANDHAGENS LEG!!!! SANDHAGENS LEG IS FUCKED!!! HES FUCKED HIS LEG CHAT
MMA fighters always whine they don't get paid as much as boxers. Then they put on fucking snoozefests like this.
>>156663740he's a little boring too. they should both be fed to based heemers
>>156663634thank you>>156663634no ive never heard about this
he snapped his femur ball off
>NO hes in bad trouble herefuck up joe
>>156663808
I have learned that anyone I bet on loses How can I use this skill to make money?
so mario just dives for your leg fucks it up and goes ham?
damn, that leg must be pretty bad
I wish we had sanko felder and fitz tonight. I really do
>>156664049Dude that Asian girl is made for BWC
im going to bedconnor loses
just how low iq is bitchtitsta
>>156663745I swear I know this girl
why isn't Otsu Alice done a scene with Mike Adriano yet despite being the anal queen of Japan? she's got a crazy body too
>>156664186He's gonna win. I spilled blood in a stone cup for it
>>156663270the aftermath of a session with the boys at the cantina
>Have Ryan Hall in your corner>Get leglockedOuch.
I wish I had a massive cock instead of just a bit above average one
Mario is getting pieced up by a guy hopping around on one foot
Deen is back. I dont see the theo thing on paramount anymore. Did they pull the plug on it lmao. It was terrible
>>156664373girls dont actually like the massive cocks
joe finds a narrative and sticks to it no matter what, hes acting like he cant fuckign walk.
>>156664373You really don't, it will never fit
Not really a good look for McGregor aura having an average sized cock :(
I'm tired
>>156664335wtf man
Shut up Joe yuh fuel yuh
Asmongold is going to win this one
>>156664466PAULO COSTA LOOKED LIKE A LIKE HEAVY WEIGHT. PAULO COSTA LOOKED BIG. PAULO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN THE WEIGHT CLASS
>>156662672Fuck Dana
>>156664373I'm just under 8" and over 6" girth and still wish it was bigger when I see guys like Damion Dayski or Dreddit's a fool's errand B. work with what you got. unless you got a micropenis it'll be ight
Sandhagen is fine he's just failing to rise to the occasion like he always does in the big moments. He's king of gatekeepers.
his knee is fine
Sandhagen stole the second round in the last minute plus
2 - 0 handsagen
Fuck this chess match get the heems back on
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS LEG JOE
Cucki Cukhagentini
Rogan reminds me of an LLM with how he gets so fixated on certain things. Cory's leg is clearly fine. Its not caused him any issues at all, yet its the only thing Rogan is talking about.
1-1 and now I'm worried :[
>>156664613Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
fucking let Trevor Whitman do the coaching!!
>>156664613? he’s making mario look bad
>Cory shoves his fingernails straight into Mario's eyeball>Mario cringes and immediately starts bleeding out of it and backs off>Herb doesn't even react
joe trying to brainwash the audience into thinking corey's leg is destroyed nigger hes fine
It almost feels like Joe is trying to force Sandhagen to lose due to his leg injury kek
Bumtista can't heem a one legged man
>>156663270THE DIAMOND D
LANKLETBROS NOOOOOOO
Mute the commentary for a better experience
HIS LEG IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD. IM WORRIED ITS GONNA FUCKING FALL OFF
>>156663270it was bad my nigga
his leg is a fewkin ballewn
>>156663270Dustin had to get it on
fight is more entertaining than i would have thought at least
>>156664816me with the drunk girl from last week
>>156663743>there's money in the banana stand
>>156663270A cry for help.
>>156664941Me foot was a balloon
>>156664754Apologize to me retard. This ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS. Busthagen is just not that guy. There's a reason Chael shits all over him all the time.
HEEEEM
REF STOP THE FIGHT, COREYS KNEE IS VERY CLEARLY BLOWN!
I am 100% convinced god is getting involved to make sure my mma parleys never win
>>156664452Girls that don't like big dicks just dont like sex that much>>156664603Yea I do fine but I'm jealous bro. I want to be able to make bitches drool when they see it, not just be content.
>>156665019>bug sandwichno thx
BORRRRRRINNNGGGGGGTISTA
BEASTISTA is dicking down this piglet freak
Someone should send this retard a Dillon Danis instructional.
Whatever Joe Rogan says is going to happen never actually happens
LONEE U FAGGOT U COST ME 5K
>>156664804Maga chudcels btfo
"sandhagen when he needs a finish" is the most unmythical fighter ever
>>156665019Bitch made a smashed, sloppy, soggy bottom bun. No wonder she can't get a boyfriend.
>>156664974pathetically low standards>tfnm
I bet bautista has the most cliche retard wall art in his house. Live laugh loves. Family. All of it
>>156665167Cory already has rounds 1 and 2 banked
>>156664804He was glazing sandhagen so hard in the first he has to have an excuse to why he’s losing
>>156664373Does it matter if your dick is small or big if you never get to use it?
POWERBOMB HIM
sandhagen sucksdude should call it a career he's just floundering
why does everyone talk about sandhagens fight iqevery time i watch him he looks a little retarded
Canhagen is the worst of MMA lanklets. Pillowfisted point fighter that’s slow and weak, mainly relying on a size advantage against menglets that actually want to scrap
>>156664974idk if japanese girls pretending to be boys is arousing or troubling
Just joined in on the event, been doing some house chores fellas. How did bobby knuckles get the win, did he look good? what have I missed. Any ref blunders (yet)
>>156665224i mean hes not the one w the gay ass tatts tho
Buckwild to all of my niggas (Ha) who don't careFloss like a bunch of young black millionaires (Uh-huh)Makin' you run, me and my dunn stackin' my ones (Woo)Floss a little, invest up in a mutual fund (That's right)Blowin' the horn, a sense of every day I was born (Ha)Never dream, I see a nigga landscapin' my lawn (Uh-huh)Dangerous, my nigga shit be accurate (Uh)Have to get, the flow (Hoo) be so immaculateAyo, ayo, watchin' my dough (Ha), sippin' my Moe' (Uh-huh)Slippin' in slow, them pretty bitches sayin' "Hello"Anyway go 'head (Ha) and diss, play your Oil of Olay (Uh-huh)Little honey dip whippin' a little Cabriolet (Ha)I don't mean to hold you up but I got somethin' to say (Right)Swear to only give you hot shit everydayAfraid of us (Ha), you know this ain't no game to us (Uh-huh)You strange to us, that's when we gettin' dangerous, come on
>>156665087That's not how it works. God gave you free will and you choose to gamble your money away.
he grabbed his dick I saw it
Cory should bulk the fuck up and be a jacked featherweight with power
>>156665236in crack smoking land maybe
that just won Cory the round
2-1 sandhagen
>>156665305You desire shota
What the fuck is that red tattoo on Sandhagen leg
corey in the prison rape pozish
>>156665309riggedreffed 1 second left
>>156665092I mean I'm honestly basically 8/6 and even then I sometimes can go balls deep in a girl and feel "inadequate" because she can take all of itbut I think that's not a realistic way to look at it. if you make her cum a lot and she wants to keep fucking in the future then it's all good
3-0 Bautista
>>156665368Draw incoming
>>156665245No but I do use mine
>Its a grappling fight
>>156665368correct
>>156665379a scrote
uh put those hands down corey
>>156665326Autistic artwork is better than bautistas cursive Spanish. Are you retarded
>schaubhagen raises his hands
>>156665379A pair of boxing gloves on a string
They all get fraud checked by Sean O malley out of all ppl
>>156665305Pretending to be boys and its just short hair
BOTH THESE PUSSIES NEED TO LOSE 0-0 DRAW
It’s gonna be split for Sandy
>>156665224What's the American equivalent of Deanos?
If Cory loses we’re never getting the battle of the lanklets (Cory vs Sean)
This fight bouta heem everyone’s picks
>>156665491Mario is the actual autist tho
What will Connor vs Paul look like?
Coreys knee looks like it got blown off with a shotgun, big respect to the ref for letting him fight until the end
KWAB
>sandvagina is so tough he fakes knee injuriesdoes this guy actually have fans?
>>156665524Probably like country dudes with big trucks rhat listen to nigger music
>>156665524Guidos or whatever you would consider Justin Waller to be
>>156665214well, i had zero expectations and it wasn't a complete snoozefest
>>156665538there's still bkfc
>>156665400This comment was not informative of the fight
Sandhagen is such a fucking bum, constantly being overrated by everyone for some reason.
Can Louisiana white boys really say the n word?
>>156665524Whiggers or white trash maybe? But they’re usually downwardly mobile but Deanos do relatively well for themselves
Robbery
IGBBMN
Conor will be victorious. Screenshot this post.
>Anderson Silva>Chris Weidman>Conor McGregor>Cory SandhagenWho had the worst leg injury of all time?
>>156664974HER CHEST IS BLOWN OOP LIKE A FAKKIN BAHHLOON
if i put my dick under the pillow, will the dick fairy show up?
>>156665666>the n wordwhich one?
They gave the first round to Bautista? Lmao
link anyone
Guys. Conor is gonna gas within 2 rounds. Its so obvious.
>>156662672Happy Mario won. I like him for taking that last fight on short notice, shows character.
And with that, O'Malley has successfully ducked fighting Sandhagen
super mario actually tried to win and they gave it to him despite being down 2-0 until last.
I picked Bautista but I wouldn't give him an unanimous decision
Nah fuck thatI no longer believe that reality is real and the powers at be are working to make sure none of my parleys or bets ever win.Please I’m begging you am I living in a Truman show like reality? If you can subtly let me know I promise I will make you famous or repay you
BSDaddy up next
>>156665739Don't get your leg snapped in half if you want to win playa
can I see a snappy tonight?
>>156665649it wasim asleep
TUCKAH
ITS TIME OHHHHHHHHHHHH PADDY THE FATTYOOHOOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PADDY THE FATTTTTTTYOOOOOOOOHHHHHH PADDY THE FATTTTTTY
Dickflation is crazy, everyone just using the measure to the bone method, should be from the balls
KEKER
>Chet and Jalen not hanging outuh ok OKCBros
I need you boys to talk me off the ledge
if you think canhagen won the first round you should genuinely question your sanity
Argentina bros, who's fighting now?
TUCKA
Why must we hurt one another?
TUCKER!
Mike looking healthy
>>156665660nigga not bobby was winning straightbobby threw a body shot that shook not bobbynot bobby stands up gets clipped by bobbys elbowdropsref calls it with 1 second left to the 1st round
Stop showing non combats sports celebs
BAH GAWD THAT'S TJS MUSIC
what are jd vance and vince vauhgn talking about?
oh shit charlie kirk
someone... mother of god... capture dern and JJ with her tongue out... i need to GOOOOOONFULFILLING THIS REQUEST GUARANTEES CONOR KO'S THE LIL EVIL RAT
>>156665666see>>156663634
Only the best employees at the UFC.
Joe is PISSING me off tonight. Im SICK of his voice.
cuxcker qataralson in the crowd
dern makes my pp feel funny
where's the scot who just got sent to the poor house from his degenerate gambling? did he an hero yet
hahahah the boludos are tied with switzerland, they're gonna get knocked out in the penales hahahaha
>>156665879Let it ride
>>156665933Where to get the best coke
>>156665879cash out your McGregor wins before his fight
>>156665920Vince Vaughn did not look like he was enjoying that conversation
SEXO
>>156665887He outstruck Bautista and landed the heavier shots.
QaTucker QaTarlson the Traitor to Israel in the audience tonight
why do they even pan to these random niggers in the crowd?
>>156665879>ConorDo a flip as you jump
DERN BROS REPORT IN
What will it take for Joe Rogan to be cancelled and removed from the zeitgeist
do the chick fighters have to quit jerkingg off before fights too?
>>156665920Glownigger spook
ITS TAYLOR LAUTNER
Do any other nba fags here hate Chet Holgrem with a burning passion and had a physical reaction to seeing his dobby goblin mouthbreathing ass
>>156665920russian cum drinking faggot
>>156665991Vince is a patriot, he isn't entertaining Tucker's schizo babble
Americans explain to me why blacks talk all different but this guy Mario Batista which is full indio speaks like a white man
>>156666006HE CALLS OUT KIKES, DONT CARE WHO PAYS HIM.
I hate Dana White, I'm STEALING his show
Does anyone even like paddy?
BIG GET INCOMING >>156666666
>>156666064I like him better than wemby
>>156665887Why? Because the spic went for a meme submission that did nothing? Its the Ultimate FIGHTING Championship, not the Ultimate Gay Sex Championship.
>>156666005they were pretty much even on the feet and bautista outgrappled him and put him in a submission that busted his legidk how much clearer it needs to b b
>>156666044I'd rather spaff inside Joanna, at least she isn't faking her accent
>>156666047They flick their beans when they see 2 HW blobs clinch
>>156666075>>156666054>>156666006you people are so performative
>>156665809Every true great Frenchman is a troon cock connoisseur
it’s gon’ be bad my nigga
>>156666102He has literally never named the jews even one time he is a race blind cuck
>>156665920He’s based but he needs to stop glazing Muslims, not hard to be anti-kike and anti-muzzie
8 Paddys vs 3 Benwahs
OHHHHHHHPADDYTHEBADDYYYYYYYY
>>156666076Tucker is based though. Surprised Dana White allowed him to attend.
>>156666113soccergods are gonna claim it
>>156666064Chet titles: 1Wembust titles: 0
>>156666120ON ACCOUNT OF WHAT?
Did they show any WWE people in the crowd tonight?
What are we drinkking on tonight?
>>156666183I don't deserve the L because the fights are clearly rigged
>>156666234where is the clout in that?
>>156666160>le blood guilt bad>i love israel i just hate netenyahufuck cucker, he's antiwhite
>>156666077He probably grew up arounds white and was raised in white culture this used to be the norm for foreigners until they flooded the place and made ghettos
>>156666160Tucker "cried" when Trump swore on easter
next fight should be good, i'm probably looking forward to that more than max vs conor
>>156666247Bengali pussy juice
>>156666044 Threesome with these two slags holy fuuuuuuckkkk
>>156666183Feels good to be a genius
>>156666234We don't watch that shit here.
>>156666174show your face and name the jews. you're a tough guy doing much more than tucker to expose israel, surely. not gonna be a little dickless queer are you buddy? not gonna be a little troon hypocrite are ya BOY?
finally get to see BSD kill that scouse rat
I know you all want to hate on him but McGregor winning will literally save the ufc
>>156666045He's pretty washed. He's drifting towards niche.only people I know who listen to him still is schizos and David goggins fan boys.
>>156666318yeah ngl that was pretty gay
SOMETHING TO SAY?SAY IT!LIBERTY IS LOUD BABY WOOOOOOOOO!
I still can't get over Saint Chris Benoit losing to Moicano.
>>156666247rum
>>156666283>he doesn't has connections to tell him what fights are riggedxD
its coming home
>>156666350shut up faggot, you fall for literally every psyop
>>156666160Hello Avi
PADDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>156665590wait I actually do know her wtfwhy are you posting her b?
>>156666326>yasmina khanshe loves bbc so much
>>156666247tap water and withdrawal medication
>>156666247
>>156666076Did you watch Brawl on Cell Block 99? It’s Kino.
can't believe people follow this non-mcgregor shit
>>156666037>>156665984>>156665972I kept the four leg but cashed out the other two for a cool $6 of profit
MESSI JUST KILLED A NIGGER
>ad about how your bet market is easily manipulated
Benis Saint Penis
OOOOHHHH PADDEH TEH BAAAADDDEEEEHHH
>Maximus please...put me out me fookin misery
is Paddy the most overrated and underrated fighter at the same time in UFC history?
HANDSTOUCHIN HANDSREACHIN OOOOOOOUUUTTTTTOUCHIN METOUCH EN YOUUUUUUU
Ohhhh Sneedy the Feedy
>judges can't even agree what rounds Bautista wonBeast of a sport
IM GOING TO AKS OUOT THE TEEN WHO WORKS AT OXXO
>>156666324How short is a Japanese midget? 1 foot tall?
ugly ass language
>>156666247blue gatorade
>French special forces
Imagine your entire claim to fame being that you didn't get KO'd by Justin "Pillowfists" Gaethje
They want Paddy to be the next connor
>>156666457wait until you learn about 0dte option contracts
>>156666183Victory is within reach.
This perc is heeming me, I need to stay up to witness conor sleep smalloway
>>156666488idk he looks in better shaped but lest tanned
>>156666488what happened to his shoulders
When that mong Rogan finally falls into obscurity who do you think will take his place as the leader of public opinion in the world of podcasting?
>>156666234Yeet bros...
If I was a guest in the crowd would you guys cheer for me?
Paddy unironically beat Garth except Garth cheated his ass off in that fight. This is an excellent fraud check matchup. Whoever wins was always good and whoever loses was always a fraud and isn't top 20 material.
I can't understand paddy
>>156666451This. I haven’t watched UFC in years and I don’t care, I’m betting on Greg for the memes though.
>>156666666CLAIMING THE GET FOR /fit/
>>156666583doesn't France mog the UK in military, conquest, and basically every other statistic
>>156666666Checking
>>156666506I have a name for that which is "Mike Tyson syndrome". Mike Tyson is super overrated among casuals but at the same time hardcore boxing fans usually downplay his achievements even though he was actually a great HW just not a top 5 all time. Ergo, all things that are overrated by casuals and underrated by hardcores are Mike Tyson syndrome.
>>156666655>would you guys cheer for me?Literally who?
>>156666719Absolutely not
>>156666682thanks for letting us know man, keep us posted.
>>156666175He went native way back in the day when he cosplayed as one
>This. I haven’t watched UFC in years and I don’t care, I’m betting on Greg for the memes though.
>>156666659You didn’t watch the fight
>fake crowd chantsScousers for you
>>156666183I don't even know how I'm still alive but lets go! Paddy you bastard don't lose to Benoit Staph-Denis
>>156666234GO BACK TO /PW/ AND TAKE YOUR JAP POSTING FAGS WITH YOU
Where’s the stream I want to watch goobies last go
Joe Rogan here ama while I'm still on break
Paddy the faggy
i fucking LOVE soccer chants
>>156666324finally some good food
>>156666526>Giving Mario round 2 but thinking he lost round 1
OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEHOH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEHOH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEHOH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEHOH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEHOH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEHOH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH>OH PADDEH TEH BAHDEH
paddy is the epitome of fake hype
>>156666659BSD already fraudchecked Beneil and Ruffy. If Paddy wins he’s got a win over him and a spiritual win over Justin.
paddy is stupid
>>156666823I just do another paramount+ free trial any time there's something I want to watch then cancel it before it charges me
ON THE FLOOR
...kino
mortal kombaaaat
>>156666861no bitches having mark
Does Paddy have IT?
Paddy's a edm fag?
>>156666234Jokes aside i feel bad for bro
What is this wigger shit
>>156666902That's antisemitic
>>156666719In immigrants and Muslim terrorism too
Rate my munchies lads I have locally made Belfast homemade fudge Thai sweet chilli coated sensation nuts Rhubarb and custard sweets, lemon Bon Bons, nerds gummy clusters Red bull
Paddy kills benoit st penis
>>156666719JewK outsmarted them big time starting in the 18th century
DANCE TIL YOU'RE DEAD
people really like this fag just because he has a catchy walkout song and a silly haircut?
>>156666932In the same way Roman Reigns has it
>>156666761great description, Bisping was like that for a while as well
>>156666867>fraudchecked Beneil
Just how many was it?
>>156666761Tyson had very beautiful technical boxing. The meme is that normies think he was a heavy hitting knockout artist. The reality is, he wasn't a great one punch KO bruiser. He was a very agile pressure fighter. No other heavyweight has ever been able to copy his style.
I feel like people saying "fighters can't be judges because they'd be biased" is like saying between the lines "judges can't be biased because they don't really understand what they're seeing"
>>156667003Cancer?
what level of autism is paddy on?
Bsd the last Frenchmen
horrible scouse rat
For me, it's Paddy the Baddy
Paddy drops dead from that frogs stench
>>156667005Bisping sucks
>Paddy the Pimblett
>total>potato>death
whoever wins this wins the World "Cup"
Get a haircut you goof
>>156667018either way it was a tragedy
LINK IS DEAD
>>156666987>No milk with the fudge
PADDY2BADDYA D D Y 2 B A D D Y
WHERESYOUR HEAD AT?????WHERE YOUR HEAD AT???WHERE YOUR HEAD AT???WHERESYOUR HEAD AT???AtTATATTATATATATAATAT
Dariush was fraud checked by his own thin skull
>>156667052yes
UFC commentators pretending to be mindlessly entertained by every fighters retarded gimmick
Why don’t you cunts ever take the risk and post 10/10 webms of nude women?
Paddy is such a faggot
I like how Paddy has even bothered callout Conor all week because even Paddy knows that he is an irrelevant bum.
I thought paddy was an irish term
>>156667162He looks more Slavic every time I see him
I placed a $15 bet on Paddy.
Why the fuck did Paddy walk out first?
grabbing hair is illegal, why wear cornrows? trick your opponent into cheating
Heads will roll is such a hype song
Tucker looks gay dancing
>>156667088Now that’s a good body. Can literally wrap my hands around her waist. So fucking sexy
tyson and tucker
>>156667171Al Snow???
>>156666160Shalom.>>156666054Indeed.
>BSD has 4 straight wins by finish and fights every 3 monthsOn the verge of my boy status
Paddybros we're looking pretty cocky. Putting a cheeky hundo on him right now. He looks confident as fuck.
>>156666987pretty good lad, any savoury snacks?Got a tray of sydney rock oysters and some jarlsberg cheese, gherkins and crackers me
>>156665095>checks webmI don't see any asians
>>156667005Nobody ever thought Bisping was good
>>156667239i placed $150 +114
On paper I heem most people ITT
>>156667225This
do ufc fighters purposely choose the worst songs or what's the deal
>>156667209Have a submission instead
shit looks fun
>>156667171What a silly question
>>156667316I could heem EVERYONE ITT, but I don't want to because you seem like cool people.
I can't tell if I love or hate paddy.
Sorry but im getting political, paddy probably voted for starmer or the greens. Cheering for his downfall because he's a midwit redditor.
>>156667254Keep it out of your eyes?
>Tyson, Tucker, Vince, Mel straight in a row
SCOUSAHH DUNT GIT KNOOKDOOT
Paddy knocked out pls pls
Do grown ass men really purchase ufc boxer shorts with another man's name on them?
I’ve already lost out on 5 grand tonight because of garbrandt Paddy and McGregor winning tonight is my only hope of paying my rent without begging my mum
>>156667239Why do his ears look melted into his skull?
>>156667162
>>156667162what martial art does he practice?
how do you follow that up
>>156667344I think it was Dana who said most fighters don't care to pick their own songs so production or whatever just picks random shit
>>156667088I love brown whores sm bros
>hehehehehe look at him go hahaha look at him go
>BSD getting booed as soon as the lights dim before his music even hitsKek, the fuck did he do to deserve that?
UFC was so much better before Paramount.
>>156667316post fat ass japanese women
>>156667400i could easily see a hangover part 5 with these four
>>156667411$5k isn't even much. Bet within your means degenerate faggot.
>>156667358Is Tucker /one of us/?
>>156667458casuals love paddy
ok gonna root for BSD now
Ah yes, French gangsta rap
>>156667458he's not the baddy
>>156667003Damn, 7 years till he gets the gimmick right then never progresses it
>>156667146Imagine missing the mac comeback by trying to watch some virus-ridden sketch link that probably lags every 20 seconds lmao
>>156667001Funny youtube channel as well my brother
>>156667458The reddit scouser is his opponent.
All that aura chanting music and then he ruins it with niggerish
BSD won the walkout
>>156667005Bisping is the worst champ in ufc history jahmal hill clears him by a mile
Macron has deployed the asset
what do french special forces even do?
>>156667465Spike was probably the peak
Why do these fucking walkouts take so damn long.
>>156667476nao jingujialice otsuanri okitayui hatano
Boo the Frenchie booooooo
>>156667025This may have had something to do with it.
Manestream.live/fights2>Manestream.live/fights3Manestream.live/fights2>Manestream.live/fights3Come chat
>>156667481four? Tyson, Carlson, Vaughan, Mel Gibson and Theo Von?
Those elite French soldiers
>>156667316I’m genuinely not trying to be rude but I don’t see how it’s possible that a jap could ever heem me outside of the 0.00001% percent which I doubt you are
>>156667146BUT WHO WILL SAVE HYRULE NOW?!
>>156667458He's French, that's it
>>156667481leaving out Theo or Mel?
>>156667589No thanks Dana
>>156667493Son's of glowniggers are not one of us.
IN THE MILITARY? HOW MANY WARS DID HE WIN??
>>156667526hes uniting the ngubus and whites of France>>156667560BSD fought in Iraq or something. spec ops killing durkas
>>156667560They were slaughtering jihadis in Africa before they got the boot
Bsd has killed black Muslims so I’ll boy him
>>156667560Wipe African villages off the map when they present problems for mining companies
>>156667171https://youtu.be/WuGwL9NhBKs
Paddy would be cooler if he didnt go with cornrows lol
>muh 1337 speshul forces skills that translate directly to MMA
>>156667608he aint jap, some expat most likely
frog eaters, ASSEMBLE!!
>>156667532nah nicco montano and GDR are the worst champs in the ufc but GDR has a good excuse because that division wasn't real anywaybisking defended his belt
Chris Benoit St Dennis
>>156667589FUCK OFF, DANA.
he knows krav maga dude
is joe rogan genuinely retarded
>The reddit scouserbsd is more reddit, i believe, i fear...
cazzie conor crowd
>>156667643This is what the kids call elite ball knowledge
>>156667566Face The Pain was so kino.
is Paramount+ worth?
>Battle of Agincourt (2026)
>Paddy is older than BenoitWow
Saint Denis tattoos have a very nationalist and pro Christian look to them Not sure if I can support a a chud
>>156667400wtf mel is a manlet?
>>156667608because you're from a country with no grappling history and would get crushed by most people in the worldyeah you had a hollywood reputation for scrapping due to the 90s hooligan movies about football fans but everyone knows now the brits aren't tough
>>156667678Nobody said that you dumb cuck
what would your MMA nickname be? I'd be the scorpion
Huh, why is this guy wearing a french flag? Isn't he white, he cannot be fren- oh, wait, he is ARGELIAN, isn't he? Oh, I get it now. The same good of frog tactic of stealing athletes from other nations.
scouser faggot gets BTFO again
OOOOO AAAA AAAA AAAA AAA
Paddy snatches BSD's arm
wolf tickets
>>156667740yes, yes, he is
>>156667740its a combo of headkicks and DMT that make him an enlightened retard
>>156667560the french are the most willing to go kill sand people and others outside of americansthey're everywherethe french foreign legion has dudes all over the place too
>>156667774Root for a medical emergency instead
>>156667808The Rapist
This is what Fedor vs Hokit would have looked like
Okay who's bag is this?
>>156667465fox was good for the UFC, it all went down hill with ESPN. ESPN's quantity over quality sucked
>>156667742>tranime
>>156667643What are the astronomical odds that the son of the CIA guy in charge of propaganda gets a job in tv?
>>156667768See if you can get a free trial/discount from YouTube
>>156667796that borders on grotesquenot in a disgusting way. in an absurd way. not sexy either way though
>>156667703I will add, any type of incel freak who moves to Japan could never beat a home grown British chad We aren’t sending our best
>>156667722We don’t rate woman’s mma retard
>>156667808the demon who rapes
Conor is getting fucked up
>>156667808The Molester
>>156667765Thanks. Have an Anne.
>>156667847wonder if she can fit it inside her
>>156667767We didn't know how good we had it
stream pls, meth streams is mething out
>>156667847Cute. I bet she fisted herself with that arm.
>>156667808Nut Puller
Paddy "Paramount" Plus
>>156667992nice try, snitch
Paddy gonna win
>>156667784Vince is like 6 foot 6
he got video game preset tattoos
>>156667847hard would
>>156667808The Groper
Bisbong nearly got slept by 50 yr old Hendo, finished by the GSP and fucked up by a fat Kelvin. Worst champ
BSD has killed multiple people and he fights like it, he’s a dawg
DIE FAGGOT DIEAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156667892You too get an Anne.
>>156668031don't make me beg
>guest card girlsthat's a good idea actually
>>156662672>wnba ring girlslol what
Benoit bros....
I WANT TO FUCK THAT BLONDE BITCH
>Sophieheyhi
What are Benoit balls?
>>156667968On his behalf, you can keep her
>the french
>le epic irish shittermen
HEEM SLEEPY
HEEEM SLEEEPY
>>156667493his father defended monica lewinsky (american activist/wh0re) when she was blackmailing america to distract public from selling off america's stealth bomber factory to china and closing 25 military bases around the earth.
>>156668118cant even say benoit without saying balls.
Benoit is a fucking retard kek
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEEEEEM SLEEPU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
PADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEH
>saint penis
KEK WHAT THE FUCK
HEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
FRENCH FRIED WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE PIZZA'D
lucas tracy just fell to his knees in walmart
HOLY FUCK
BASEDASED
AHAHAAHAHAHHA WHITE FLAGTYPICAL!
LMFAO
SPESHUL FORCE DIS DICK LAD
SUCK IT FROGS
HEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
TOOFUCKINGEASY
KINO KINO KINO
>>156668067Like a fine wine
Fucking knew it
>binoit shart peenis
Just how bad is Mauricio "shitter" Ruffy?
this map was t sided anyways
I was not expecting that
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF HEEEEM
At least I can go to bed earlier
Kek. Get guillot8ned son. Respect for not tapping>go sleep go sleep
I hate Paddy but that was legit
HOLY SHIT
KIRSTENTOOSWEET SPOTTED
Fucking hell us Brits are amazing at fighting aren’t we!?!?!
kek him waking up and giving that quick glance like>what happened??I was about to say the gulli never finishes...
PAAADDDIE THE BAAAAADDDDDIEEEEE
KEEEEEEEEEK
bullshit
lolwut
BASED PADDY
Benoit got Bowflexed
>>156668196PADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEHPADDEH TEH BADDEH>PADDEH TEH BADDEH
benoit has zero fight iq. he represents the ceiling for marauders
Holy shit
>Manchurian Frenchmen takes dive
ALL THAT FUCKING TALK ABOUT FRENCH SAS AND HE GOT RAPED. THE FRENCH ARE USELESS
holy fucking shit
ok now i'm starting to like paddy
WHO IS THAT BLONDE BITCH THEY KEEP SHOWING IN BLACK DRESS?
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES RETARDS
Why does he always go for a double leg and get guillotined?
BOILED THAT FROG
IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT IL DORT
Thread bitch?
TFD
YO I LOOKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE AND I MISSED IT
HEADS WILL ROLL
>>156668276WHO AM I TO DISAAAGREEEEE
ILIA DONT WANT IT
>come back from piss>BSD already submitted
French Special Ops on display
REDDIT WON>REDDIT WON REDDIT WON>REDDIT WON REDDIT WON>REDDIT WON REDDIT WON>REDDIT WON REDDIT WON>REDDIT WON REDDIT WON>REDDIT WON
LMAO
>>156668277
>>156668176>blackmailing americakek.
>>156668078search fmhy and find it yourself mate
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE OPPONENT ISN'T A STARVING AFGHAN CHILD LMAO!!!!!!
Just how GOOD is Justin Gaethje?
YEAH PADDY BODIES CLITORIA
BSD speak like a literal retard and he also fight like one
what should benoit have actually done? it looked like paddy had the choke really tight
Based Paddy
He...he-s fast
Let me... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Insanely dumb gameplan from Benis
Do you reckon Dana gets triggered when a fighter gets a quick finish and he stillHas to pay him his 200k show money?
Panic rasslin' shitters ETERNALLY btfo
PADDY>PADDYPADDY>PADDYPADDY>PADDYPADDY>PADDY
FAKE!
Good shit Paddy!!!! Thank goodness I didn’t bet this because gun to my head I’d pick Benoit but I’d get SHOT.
>>156666353>>156667073SCOUSAS NEVA GET KNOCKED OUT
shame
>>156668342Low IQ unironically, it's how Doostin got him
why is bsd so retarded?
>>156668307OOOHHHHHH PADDEH TEH BADDEH
>>156668391he sucks winning by eye poke doesn't count paddy should have just stopped like tom
>>156668401he should have watched the paddy vs green fight and not shot a shitty takedown right away
that was such a brutal choke holeee fuuuk
nobody could have predicted bsd being a retarded bum
>>156668336The WNBA chick?
>>156668362They'll replay it 5 or 6 times for you dont worry
THANK YOU PADDY FOR MAKING CONOR FIGHT EARLY AS POSSIBLE
>>156668401I would've just not let Paddy grab my neck.
BSD pulled a Bobby Green kek
>got cracked on the feet then immediately submitted by the thing everyone said he would be submitted byfew losses have been more embarrassing
Time for the mandatory don't kill yourself post fight speech
I CANT SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>156668493YES BRO I WANNA FUCK THAT BITCH
>Please don't call me out please don't call me out
>>156668401not be in that postion to begin with
>>156668401Hide his neck better when going in for the takedown. Didn't respect the guillotine until he got into a really bad position. He should've just struck with him.
Benoit is officially on the Mount Rushmore of low fight IQ
>fighters diving for himPaddy really has no shame
>>156668401I don't know about Benoit, but if that were me I would have simply not gotten put in a choke
>>156668550Hot damn
That made the Rousey Carano fight look like a slog.
Lol what a fluke. Paddy is unironically a fucking bum, he needs to get fraud checked so hard by Ilia
>>156668530
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where the fuck is the translator?
>>156668566Easiest comeback fight for Ilia
that was paddy's most impressive win, he looked like a real superstar there
>>156668617Retard
SLICED THAT NIGGAS HEAD CLEAN OFFTHE BADDY
>>156668617Yeah you keep sayin that buddy
>Liverpool accent
>>156668064>BSD has killed multiple people and he fights like it, he’s a dawgdawgshit. that was one of the worst preformances I have seen in a long time.
Bsd is literally the exact same fighter as chandler but grappler.
Honestly becoming a top 20 ufc fighter then immediately getting submitted sounds like a great way to make money
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>>156668647paddy heems topuria
>is a top 5 LWImpressive win. Win over Bobby Green and BSD. Guillotine was fast, not many have the skills to sub that quick. Charles can do it,
>>156668420Nah, he can use Paddy as a headliner again soon.
>>156668617How is a fraud going to fraudcheck Paddy?
this guy is never gonna be the next big thing with that accent, conor was at least understandable when he wasn't drugged out of his mind
>>156668704these aren't actual quotes, they are reposted so often by morons>>156654757
ARE YA MAD FER IT?!
this guy really annoys me
Please start the conor fight, i want to go to bed.
I CHAWKED HEEM LIEK A FOOKIN BAHHHLOOON
>don't know much about ufc just watch big fights sometimes>a few days ago saw some random on twitter saying "BSD always presents his neck going for takedowns he will be vulnerable to Paddy's guillotine">fast forward to fight>loses in 30 seconds to a guillotineso randoms on twitter are smarter than fighters' coaches?
Shartles vs Paddy for the bee em eff
Conor puts on such a weird accent when nowadays, tries to annunciate his words in a way we don't typically do it Wonder why
It feels like for the past 2 or 3 years everytime we get an interesting prospect they get fraud checked. It feels like there's no big names rn. Like we're in a transitionary period.
>>156668483
its time
>>156670617gooby time
