we cant win agains england, this is as far as we can make it bros

>>156671742
Did you see us today? We were shit.

>>156671601
Not before you rape us

>>156671965
We're shittier. At least you have strikers, we don't

Actually we're good, we're the best team in the world, we just, heh, we just needed a little time

This is a fucking mufa voodoo magic thread, druids and warlocks get the fuck in here to counter this shit my anulo mufa isn’t powerful enough

>>156671601
They fucking better

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>>156671601
It’s coming home.

>>156671601
They won't, but their refs will.

>>156671965
our defense is shit m8

>>156671601
yookay yejibro
youre next

>>156671601
Nah
Gonna be the usual panicky woe is me anulo mufa crap then the English shit the bed while the argie forwards pull some shit
Maybe the final will be interesting

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>>156671601
I dont think so. not if Julian can do this.

>>156671601
uff, now Im gonna go fap

>>156671601
Amufo nula

ANAL MUFFLER ALERT!!!
BRING OUT YOUR ANAL MUFFLERS!!!

>>156673475
i want to believe this is his awakening, but it's most likely a fluke
he's been playing like shit thorough the entire tournament
we in general have played like shit the entire tournament

>>156671601
yep, but we're gonna fight it

The referees will push you all the way to the final. You're going to lose 3-0 to France.

>>156671601
Can we win the third place match at least?

>>156673108
Mufa comes from Jewish kabbalah, the most powerful witchery in the universe.

Moloch is unbeatable

>>156671601
We keep saying we are going to lose to the next team and still doesnt happen

>>156673475
Thanks for the gigantic red arrow

>>156673671
>Spain
>France
Good luck with that

>>156671601
Good

England just played 2 exhausting games.

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just the memes will kill me

>>156671601
You need to change your strategy, go all out during normal regulation, dont do this shit ever again, Cape Verde, Egypt and now Switzerland

>>156673769
>start doing this

>>156671898
Argentina played much worse than England or Norway today in the past games. As long as bongs keep a cool mind, they can win.

Messi is going to score Maradona-style, everybody brace themselves, this is probably the most important match in Messi's career apart from the 2022 Final

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>>156671601
we're going to leave shit on their dick tho

>>156673475
He's been playing like complete shit for the entire WC and this (admittedly good) fluke goal doesn't change much

>>156673769
not me, meme espn put it there

in any case, this is huge for his confidence and he's done this all year in atletico, now he can do it to England.

>>156673671
France or Spain lol, it's a loss either way
Whatever, we got pretty far considering we really don't have a plan

>>156671601
AMPLIFICO MUFA

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At least it will be a good sendoff match for Messi

unless LA BESTIA has awoken today and saves us

It's a rape or be raped world

>>156673395
Haha have you seen ours?

Mcalister De paul and Enzo do not exist we are 8v11 at best

>>156673648
>>156674109
the beast is awakening...

>>156674012
At this point you have to be fucking retarded to doubt Argentina
Rigged talk aside, did you watch Julian Alvarez goal, its like they have too much of a clutch aura/energy, whatever you want to call it, it doesnt matter If they play like amateurs, sooner or later someone will turn on the talent switch and score like Alvarez did today
Argentina is similar to Jason Voorhees lmao, it doesnt matter If youre winning 4-0,they will tie and win the match, it doesnt matter what happen

>>156673697
How many inches of foreskin must be sacrificed to annul this ungodly curse?

>>156674383
i don't know why scaloni doesn't put valentin barco on the pitch
that guy is hungry , young, and full of energy

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>>156671601
que mala suerte, la concha de la lora

I will root for Argentina bc they are racist

Norway > Switzerland
Mexico > Egypt
Congo > Cape Verde

On paper England have played against the tougher teams.

>>156671601
It seems like Argentina has a hard match every single game and somehow manages to win. I just kind of want to see them stumble to another WC victory

>>156673475
There's plenty of clips of Kane doing this

Julian is playing for a transfer to Barca or English teams (again). now people cant say "why no goals" after he scored the best goal so far.

and he's playing against some ngubus, notice he did his best against switzerland?

>>156674383
You dont have anyone aside of Messi and Di Maria, this is the reality of your team since 2021, Alvarez did a good work tho

rape to live
live to rape

England will kneel for George Floyd. Argie will laugh.

>>156673475
START DOING THIS

>>156671601
Don't worry anon the world cup was promised to messi 3000 years ago

All our matches are shonen tier, but I don't think it's our year

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>>156671601
Most likely, unless Scaloni somehow gets these cunts to play the whole match like they do the last 15 minutes.

Seriously, what the fuck is this, Saint Seiya? Someone tell them they're not legally required to bleed for three episodes before scoring.

>>156671965
ASS TO ASS

Argentina's knockout matches have been a slugfest each time. maybe if they're down against England they can get the friends forever power up and win

You guys should play like Paraguay and just park the bus and murderball so you only lose 1-0 instead of like 4 or 5.

>>156674660
They won’t be laughing when they collapse from suffocation and fentanyl is mysteriously found in their blood

>>156671601
yeah with their asses lmao, move that shit nigel

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I was watching this fraud
Was the match good?

>>156674799
Messi is the real boss. Too bad hes too kind to your squad and his friends, doesnt want to hurt their feefees

>>156674834
just like dogs

>>156671601
amplifico mufa

>>156671601
>>156671742
>>156672158
>>156673355
>>156673648
anulo mufa

Whole cup is a let down. Nobody looks solid except France. Easy win for them in the end.

Yes, and then they'll beat France in the finals to win it all.

>>156671601
>>156671742
>>156672158
>>156673395
>>156673671
Mufa amplifico

>>156675068
anulo mufa

England can win this but the refball will be at an all time high... One tiny mistake and the reds for England will fly...

>>156675068
>amplifico mufa
Based

>>156671601
ANULO MUFA

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they were going to lose on penalties btw and then julian to the rescue

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>>156671601
It would be pretty hilarious if the game against England becomes the most well played, convincing display by Argentina all tournament after stumbling their way to this point

>>156672158
Alvarez scored an amazing goal today though

>>156671601
Argentina is similar to 2014 Brazil, struggling to beat shitters until they actually face a decent team. Doesn't mean you guys you'll lose as pathetically as we did though, but you get what I mean.

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>>156671742
This, it's over

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>>156674361
I don't want to lose against the English I'd rather give the French their rematch.

>>156675146
anulo mufa

>>156673475
>>156674680
Actually START DOING THIS to save the sport from semen slurp.

>>156675248
also, id like to point out lopez did well to set up julian before this

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>>156675027
wow... everything is a fraud to you

>>156671742
shiters vs shiters

>>156674962
We did this today. The problem is our defense is barely there. We try that shit on England or, God help us, the French (African), and they're gonna tear our asshole open.

>>156675098
I wouldn't count (s)pain out yet, even in their most snorefest game they fulfill

No one makes the world seethe like Argie except the US. I feel a kinship with them. They are a pure White team.

>>156671601
Let's be totally fair, Switzerland was trying to do the same thing Paraguay did, and as we have seen, when a team park the bus well is just really hard to overcome it, France could barely score once and by a questionable penalty but you wouldn't say that they also suck right? I think Argentina did well.

>>156675415
easy negro, he's talking about Mckekgor

>>156675174
England refballed Norway today. I don’t know who will refball who anymore.

doesn't matter, after we beat france this tuesday we'll avenge you, or beat you

I can already predict it, they will say Argentina will get trashed by Kane and friends and take all the mufa

then Argentina play the best game by far out of nowhere.

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que picardia

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as i much as i wish we were on argentina's level, we arent, we will be destroyed
but you know what? i wouldnt want to lose against anyone else

>>156675569
Based Conquistador

>>156675291
No you're spot on and it's very possible that 4-1 or 5-1 could be on the table. 6 or 7 might be a bit far-fetched, also they're not hosts, but still it would be extra special for England after the 1986 semi-final debacle.

Thing is England will be in overdrive thinking they're going to win the world cup after curbstomping Argentina, but they haven't exactly lighted up the competition either. It's the bizarre, freakish lopsided knockout branches. There might even be a humiliating final with England getting a harsh reality check.

Of course, England are quite a decent team and would have some hope of a result against France or Spain, just not a lot.

>>156675258
sexo

>>156675500
Argentina actually did well, but two things can be true, they’re fucked. El Dibu pulled every healthy muscle and tendon and ligament he had this match.

>>156675569
The final should be among Spanish speakers, fuck the frogs and anglotards.

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>>156675795
>EL COLORADO MUFA

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>>156675646
bet the malvinas on it and we'll bet messi

Argentina has no depth on any of the wings so they're pretty easy to defend against, maybe if they'd played Giuliano they could do something but I doubt it

>>156671742
>we cant win agains england,
Didn't you learn that in the Falklands?

Argentina will win the wc

>>156675277
He remembered he was playing a World Cup. Our other goals were scored by fucking defenders and midfielders (other than Messi obviously)

>>156674549
On paper.
Cape Verde and Egypt fought well, unironically this game was the easiest of the bunch.

>>156675977
Is Nico Paz a shitter? Why hasn’t he been subbed in considering Alvarez has given you a very very shit wc (besides this goal)

I'm afraid it's going to be our 7-1. Not even watching it.

>>156675960
bro is not watching the games, they won't even beat england, let alone spain/france

>>156671601
Yeah but we'll make you breakfast after

>>156675854
He really needs to get sent to a cryo chamber he looked like his body was giving out

>>156675893
>one sheep shagger vs an island of sheep shaggers
what do we have to gain from this

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>aghhh.... spain avenge me....
>*BEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>156675938
We have not played on the wings this entire tournament all of our scores came from scoring headers from corners, free kicks or goals through the center of the field with maybe 1 or 2 of them coming from crosses, and those were done by either Messi, one of our strikers or our fullbacks.
We dont play with wingers, we play a pseudo-2 striker system with Messi as a false 9.
We could try this but we literally never tried it.
>>156676045
We havent tested Nico Paz much up to this point and Barco was only tested sporadically, relying on players simply because they have a lot of game time together and with the NT is a double edged sword and so far we have barely managed to avoid stabbing ourselves with this choice.

>>156671898
Even as a casual footy noticer England should win, just a matter of bullshit calls. I honestly have trouble deciding if the argies were lucky, blessed, or carried. It's been an interesting run for you both sides

>>156676204
No

>>156671742
Sorry bro, I need to see France vs Argentina. I don't even mind if Messi farms a golden boot off Spain in the third place match

>>156671601
England crack under pressure, they will choke.
Argentina seem to thrive under pressure, like they remember they are champs 80 minutes into the match.

>>156676324
Wasn’t your last wc when you gambled on the younglings? What changed now?

>>156676404
*France vs England

>>156676444
this but the opposite

>>156671601
Reminder Argies have NEVER played a 3rd place match

>>156676045
We're all wondering the same. Nico Paz, el Colo Barco; hell, subbing in López today was completely unexpected.
"If it works, why change it?" I guess, but if you don't start trying new things then you're fucked next WC when half the squad can't/won't play anymore.
For me, the friendlies and this WC was a great opportunity to test some of the kids having a couple more matches before things got real, now it's too late.

>>156671601
>>156671742
>>156672158
>>156672770
anulo mufa

>>156676324
This might be a stupid question but what happened to Dybala? Why did he never fit in with the team? Wasn’t he an option for this WC?

Yes, we'll lose 6-0 unless Scaloni is fired. Fucking incompetent retard saved by the players yet again
>Montiel
>Nico Mierdales
>Almada
>Otamendi
He literally makes the same changes on EVERY SINGLE GAME. Winning, losing, 0-0, 2-2, it doesn't matter to him, he just makes the same fucking changes, it's a goddamn miracle he decided to play Flaco Lopez today. We were fucking tying vs SWITZERLAND and he decided to play MONTIEL for no fucking reason, a completely irrelevant, washed up, injured, old as shit fag who did absolutely nothing. Just because it's the same changes. Is he a fucking cabulero retard? God what a useless moron.

>>156676444
Historically it’s like that, this wc it’s the exact opposite, argies are the ones cracking (their bodies, not mind). I actually feel bad bcuz some of them actually look kinda touched up

>>156676494
Yet

>Julián Álvarez has now scored more World Cup knockout goals (2) than Cristiano Ronaldo (1).

>>156675795
Nah. Brazil lost that badly because the players were mindbroken. Argentina isn't facing the same weak psychological state. If Messi somehow gets injured and has to be subbed, I could see that fucking up their minds more, but nothing else.

>>156676324
>We have not played on the wings this entire tournament
That's why you've been so predictable, every team just needs to close the center of the field so you don't pass it into the box and then wait for your never ending hoofballs

>>156676682
Argentina unexpectadly had to play every single match like they were playing a final once they got over the group stage. Meanwhile Spain/France aren't really exerting themselves at all and every game has been relatively comfortable. Messi's body at this point has to be fucked up

>>156676705
I don’t see them mentally crumbling even if Messi got subbed, I really can’t, they’re not delusional like you about the o hexa or some shit

>>156676841
It’s kino desu I’m rooting for them, even if they don’t get to the final they’ve given a kino wc

Gordon is going to rape them on the counter

>>156671601
Amplifico mufa

bring me Arroz

>Argentines know they're going to get raped

Bruh, I hope there are at least some kids dreaming of a second title.

>>156677044
Nenes Scaloenta are annoying as fuck. They deserve to suffer as I did.

>>156676657
otamendi played well tho, and the team was winning when he got in

>>156676949
Going out against England or France/Spain is at least a better send-off than Ronaldo got at the very least and their fans got heartattack inducing games every week

>>156674525
We're classists but thanks anyways

>>156676392
>>156676715
>>156676960
Why are you guys so quiet despite making it to the semi finals???

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>mfw I see a bunch of retarded countrymen defending Scabobi despite us playing like shit
We deserve to get fisted by Bellingham

>>156676657
Dunno lad, Your team is Soul Overdose, wouldn't put past them to score 5 on france to win 5-4 after being 4-0 down the first half.

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look how fucking far out he is

>>156676444
i dont understand how argentina literally does fuckall until the last 15 minutes of the match. they play like nobodies until the final moments of the match where they score 2 goals in 10 minutes

>>156677150
>otamendi played well
He didn't do shit. De Paul was a fucking disaster, Enzo barely touched the ball and when he did, he was shit. Messi was invisible. Molina was embarrassing. Dibu has been completely exposed. I just hope bongs show some mercy.

>>156677276
This. Never doubt the power and heart of the Argentine jersey.

Too late. We will awaken for the next match.

>>156677044
Kids who didn't live through Bielsa-Maradona-Sampaoli aren't used to watching us eat shit and don't get why we went nuts during the last cup. We'd spent DECADES suffering.

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Argen this year are too dogshit
gonna bet all my savings on England qualifying to final

rig it messi for fuck sakee

>>156677523
Kane needs to reach the final to ensure a white player wins balon dor.

pickford is not good, just spam long shots at him

>>156677246
Mbappe is going to rape our ass

our midfield is non-existent
someone please murder de paul and enzo

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>>156671601

>>156677321
Fufa amilico or whatever the hell it's supposed to be (pissed)

>>156677612
You can beat the baguettes

>>156671742
>>156671898
Man this is so pathetic. One of us is going to get raped by France?

>>156677246
i know right? why does everyone suddenly want to lose against us?

>>156677673
Anal muff

>>156671601
This match better be kino i got the day off thinking it was gonna be Brazil Argentina, but this works

>>156677617
it would kill Pessi trying to press JUST A LITTLE? he's nonexistent for most of the game

>>156676479
We won so "no reason to change anything since it worked before"

>>156671601
Lol england is easy. France is the only one that worries me.

We're gonna park the bus so hard if we somehow go 2 goals ahead. The second Dan Burn is subbed on, we won't concede again.

>>156677746
we don't want to get anal raped by the french

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>>156671601
>"heh... If I say we are shit and that we are going to lose we will actually win because mufa magic"

>>156677807
He's old. There's another 9 assholes who could perhaps try to do something other than pass him the ball and expect him to teleport it into the goal on his own.

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I think we're headed into the funniest timeline
>England beat Argentina, maybe even by a 3-1 scoreline or something
>England fans more hyped than ever, even moreso than the Euros
>They march into the final full of confidence
>Go up 2-0 by halftime
>Consneed 2 goals in 2nd half, go to penalties, and lose (again)

>>156674797
>>156674799
anulo mufa

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we've NEVER been able to replace this guy. he was 50% of our offense

>>156677929
it can happen. its englel

>>156677905
lets see Urgay quarterfinal game

>>156677747
>>156677673
LMAO

anulo mufa

>>156676390
Argies have luck unironcally especially today
>Nugbu has a yellow
>Should be dead your literally not even playing anymore
>The Nugbu decides to dive
>Your guy gets a yellow for it
>You can use VAR
>They review it
>obvious dive
>Get a red card in the best player/Swiss striker
Argies will lose but if they do literally foot of God if not divine luck

>>156677899
Ah, now I completely get it.

>>156677612
You can beat them last 2 times you met you beat him you have the best chance of everyone left if they force you to Penals it's literally 50/50

>>156677961
Unironcally yes no winger like Di Maria has cursed this argie team he was also useful to keep the team composed when Messi wasn't around

>>156677961
while I agree, despite Argentina being shit they just never give up
they don't let the other team keep possession for too long
if say switzerland does a counterattack the entire team hauls ass and I mean HAULS ASS to catch up and stop it
and the entire style is so fluid and flexible ... feels like they're "choking" but it's so engaging to watch

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>>156674361
i hate how our only plan is "i hope X player saves us", at least its going to be a kino match

>>156677961
I miss this fideo like you wouldn't believe...

chance of Messi all time performance to win 9th ballon dor

>>156677907
I know but still, we don't have fast players down there for recoveries, Bellingham will kill us.
I would prefer trying with Lol Celso at first

>>156677961
Very underrated player

>scataloni will probably field the same team
it is so fucking over

>>156672770
Ahi lo tenes al pelotudo

>>156678529
id like to see Nico Paz start over De Paul but scabobi is stubborn

he literally carried fucking Como to champions league

>>156677740
The actual final is France vs Spain, anything beyond that is just stat farming.

>all the team's kids are playing on the field with a plastic bottle
>they're all blindingly white and blonde
/sp/ would have a melty if they saw this

>>156678577
start valentin barco he was great in the jordan game

There's going to be so much diving in this match.

>>156677617
Is this a sudaca phenomenon? Not a single sudaca NT had a good midfield this WC.

>>156677961
Yes, Almada is fucking awful, and Nico Gonzalez must be Scaloni's lover or I don't know why the hell he keeps playing him

>>156678602
sadly yet true, only hope is the loser team would tire out the winner so ENvsARG winner would have a bit of chance

>>156671601
lol

>>156677929
You’re underestimating the English, they’re confident and have faith but not cocky

>>156674525
most argies I've met aren't racist, I unironically only see racist argies in TV or in 4chan threads, but all the argies I've talked to personally are kind of woke even lol

>>156678816
That’s because most people are mostly still leftists

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>>156678808
They have a history of losing when things are going too well for them. Something invisible prevents them from reaching the top.

>>156678882
Most people are liberals because liberalism has been the world order for centuries now, but not leftists. I feel like people just performatively become progressive on social issues because they dont wanna look like a chud that's all.
>>156678942
They're already doing better than ever though, they dont usually make it this far. I do have faith in argentina though somehow this team has consistently pulled through impossible odds.

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Every day I pray to JHVH-1 that it goes home.
El var sinso won't allow it, but a cheeky handgoal would be absolute kino.
I don't even like the brits, but I can't stand thdse pompous niggers any longer

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>>156678816
Online discussions, and specially sports discussions in this country, bring out the worst in people. I've said things in heated arguments that I don't believe and that I'm not proud of

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>>156679302
>betrayed by a province of ours
I should've seen this coming but it still hurts

>>156671601
>>156671742
AMPLIFICO MUFA HIJOOOO PUTA

Both are high mid tier, so it could go either way, argiebro
France is the only real high tier
But the tournament is so bad, there are no TOP tier teams this cup

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Nah Lautaro will crush England