how the fuck do we beat FIFAgentina?
Just bee urself
>>156671834It’s rigged for England tho. They setup up a good guy vs bad guy final. England vs France. Even Americans can understand that matchup
>>156671834VAR rig. VAR rig like you've never rigged before
>>156671834
beat them just like Falklands War
>>156671834Bribe Infantino.
You will be refchadded. Just like those White girls that got raped.
>>156671834The rig is for Argentina to lose to France in the final. Setting up the Dark Age of Ngubu Ball.
they're dogshitbarring some retarded red card England will beat them by 3 or 4
>>156671834Anon Argentina struggled to beat a pretend African nation with a population of 11. If England doesn't put 5 goals on them they have no business being here
>>156672128this. the bongs basically need to dive and flop wherever possible.
>>156671834Just sink their innocent ship in international water like you did before.
>>156671834The script calls for England to lose so the final can be either France (rematch) or Spain (finalissima)
England is a better team and argentina is tired. That said, final score will be 2-1 argentina.
>>156673203talk shit get hit
MMAballDive everytime you get touchedConstantly complain to refLiterally cripple all the opponentsHack Messi's legs to pieces.Everyone does it so might as well do it to the max.
>>156671834There's no way you can't brazil them, they're so shit rn
>>156671834You are calling us riggers after your match today?
Cut inside
>>156673128But that will get you a red card on VAR, proven today
>>156671834By being Rigland.
>>156671834shoot blooters, unironically
>>156671834Just play better than Cape Verde and don't choke like Egypt. Honestly, Norway played much better than Argentina. I think you guys should win.
Like this
>>156671834riggers vs niggersGuess who will come out on top in the end?
>>156671834I think you guys can win.>They almost lost against Cape Verde>They almost lost against Egypt>They won against Switzerland because some retarded ngubu decided to do a Micah RichardsThis is revenge for the mano de Dios in 1986. Kino matchup.
>>156672900>Dark Age of Ngubu Ball.This, an Argentinian defeat is basically Black Future
More skycams.
>barely win against 3 lower quality teams in a rowAnyone can see that the script writers just love Argentina and their only goal is to use them to put on a show. "World Champions barely scrape by (weak team)" Makes for big headlines and attention.
you guys will rape us
We are screwed because Pickford is nowhere near as good as Kobel.
Also just take 10 trillion shots at goal, by pure statistics we might win that way.
>>156671834>weYou're out.
>>156673804We like to put on a show :)
>>156673747That's a man on the right btw
>>156674017Woah don't get in the way of the ball champ
>>156673128and get red carded?getting dived doesn't work against VARgentina, quite the opposite, just look at tonight's game
>>156674017fuck
>>156674161I know, it's my favorite book
Just let Bellingham do his thing and hope that Kane will show up as well this time.
If you can't out-bribe a LATAM country, you deserve it bong
>>156673934You are insane, pickford is the best goalie participating in the turnament
>>156671834Fire all the Ngubus and field a full Aryan lily White team.
>>156673974>every time Engerland touches the ball next game they go for a goal>98% missed shots>still wins 38-0 from just the amount of attempts>does it again in final, brings it home>completely rewrites the meta of the game>entire world falls out of love with soccer because it just becomes retarded goal kicks all the time>FIFA collapses, and the only country left playing footy is Engerland>finally, Engerland can know the peace of the American sports meta as forever world champions
>>156671990Probably but the problem is there are unironically Americans right now who think France is the good guy. Hating the French is the most American thing I can think of. Fuck those frogs
they faced 0 good teams and struggled like crazy. Bongland will easily win
>>156673934Pickford is actually the biggest problem for you. Is he really the best keeper in England. How dire for English football.
>>156671834Dude if the UK wins the World Cup it will be the beginning of its Golden Age not even kidding. Its actually doing lowkey well with its cars and ARM, it just needs people to believe in it again.
>>156674325Italy in 2006?
unfortunately you cannot unless you can beat them with 10men1 penalty awarded for sure1 of your goals disallowedso if you can score 4 minus 1 goals, then maybe, which wont happen since vargentina is not moldova
>>156674431But they helped us during the Rev
>>156671834add more wires to the stadium
god i hope we cheat our way in
>>156671990they just wanted england vs argentinaengland serve no purpose beyond that
>>156674380kekekekek
>>156671834Just get a fair ref, anon.
>>156674017who was he shooting at?
>>156674431>Hating the French is the most American thing I can think ofWhat the fuck? Did France invade Israel while I was taking a shit?
>>156674728>Its actually doing lowkey wellnah we're fucked, all of our services and infrastructure are being taken over by peter thiel
>>156674781Preview of Engerland v VARgentina:https://youtu.be/5klrQYS-IOU
Argentina is going to batter >us desu
Be afraid
>>156674439I hope the finals is just England vs France and zoomers can get their Lamine Yamal/Messi dream match up for 3rd place
>>156674729group stage with #2 czech republic and #5 usa (wtf)
>>156674728Could we do well in the future? Maybe. Are we doing well now? Absolutely not.
>>156675329I remember Australia giving you guys a tough time but the award was that quarterfinal game against some scrub.
>>156675392Thank you for admitting that britbong.
>>156671973fpbeep
>>156671834If England wins there will be riots in Atlanta and riots in the streets of Malos Aires
>>156671834Just don't be surprised if your goal gets VAR (like VARgentina vs Egypt), no cards (like THAT foul vs Argelia), free penalties (3 penalties for argentina LMAO)just make sure to make like 5 goals ahead
>>156671834Bro argentina is seriously in a precarious state. Fucking reddit verde almost took them to penalties. Egypt almost eliminated them. Switzerland had them on the ropes if embolo wasn't a retarded baboon, Argentina would've been toast. You barely struggled against Norway. There's no way you're losing
>>156675671The great thing about playing Argentina is that their whole strategy depends on Messi. They park him in your half and try everything to get a pass to him when you least expect it.But that also means that if you can find a way to keep that from happening, block Messi and effectively take him out of the game, they're left with nothing. Let's hope Tuchel learnt how to do that from Löw in 2014.Granted, with VAR rigging that strategy has gotten much less reliable. Even if you can prevent them from scoring in open play, they still might get their gifted penalties.
>>156671834 Rig it like you rigged it against Norway
>>156671834easier than Norway
>>156671834Shoot on target. It you shoot, let's say 5 times, 2 are goals for sure.
>>156677178So easy they had to rig and make a comeback
Honestly you guys just have the vibes. Also having two people who can score 6 goals is very interesting. Kane ghosted today but belli picked up his slack anyways, top lad he's quickly becoming one of my favorite English players of all time
>>156671834Just win
