neet hours
>>156682399genuinely trash bake
>>156682399Kath mogs elani
first for swannies girls
HEAVE HOUNNA
bit rude forming a circle around where the cricket pitch would be isnt it
>>156682434Mourning the loss of all concrete pitches around the state.
kebab or fried chicken?
>>156682418
>>156682418Im glad you hate it
>>156682466Chicken kebab
>>156682466kebab
Had costco pizza today it was really really yummy
BELIEVE >>156682419
>>156682421imagine the kind of logs she lays
>>156682506yeah costcos pizzas are legit
>>156682516Imagine the bowl spread she needs when laying them
costco is for legitimate retards
>>156682516she doesn't lay logs. if she even poos at all it would be little rabbit poos
>>156682531True it’s a bit of fun though maybe once or twice a year
Why do I still watch this shit club week after week?
UPDATEmy dees won
>>156682539She'd be into chia bowls and all that shit with an arse like that shed lay some solid thick logs i reckon probably mistake em for a blokes
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>156682569no. she doesn't lay logs alright
caddy out there tripping on his massive flesh saber
>>156682589Keep a fire going for hours
Draper absolutely loving life
Some real GOOSH GOOSH with this one.
Dean “utterly incompetent” Soloman
Bombers will want the next one here
>>156682624youre not going to get under my skin. this is my last reply. im done with this
This wouldn’t be happening under hirdo
Imagine how bad the Bombers would be without Zach Merrett
>>156682421Probably does massive shits, yuck.
>>156682643Solomon is big braining this. If their percentage gets lower than Richmond then they can win a game to get the fanbase up and about.
>>156682656Logging off champ?
Bombers wilI want the next one here
>>156682656
When's the bombings next win?
Was originally going to end it all if Hird became coach, but think laughing at him every week couldn’t be worse than this.
Dont stop posting
>>156682718lol
>>156682697thats not funny. it doesn't even make sense
>>156682421poo girl they call her
I get to take my opponent's best player in AFL Fantasy Draft because we did a pink slip bet and I've won.Should I take Chad Warner or Andy Roberts?
What’s for dinner lads
>>156682767Go the chad mate
>>156682776A big fat cock up the arse
>>156682787You'll still be hungry after that.
what is the dons problem? they run like fat 10 year old boys.
>>156682794Dinners what it comes out covered in
why the fuck am i even watching this desu
Yall niggas enjoyin the sunday ticket?
haven't checked fan footy in awhile but id imagine monty has witches hat'd dosn
>>156682843my iggers blew another winnable game for like the 9th time this season so nah not really but i also acknowledge it could have been worse
first to a hundred usually wins ay
SACK SOLLY
>>156682776Mumza is cooking up some ovalteenies or some shit
>>156682859He actually dosn't, though josh worrell had a police one the other day which I found rather amusing.
RC must be spinning in his grave
sainters
I reckon if ridley was playing it might be 80 points
Has SOLO MAN lost the playing group?
Thinking this might be a 100+ point win.
fuck I hate the duckcroft brothers
Don's need a couple here
>>156682960How do you lose witches hats? They can’t even move!!
monke poster, you ok m8?
CATCH THE BALL BLAKISTON
elite strategy solly, get them to kick to 2v1 or 3v1 contests
>>156682996this but the duckcos brothers
does Anthony Hudson have an intellectual disability
What do you say your team 100 points down at 3QT time?
>don’t watch soccer and know nothing about it>pay vaguely attention to it during the World Cup>everytime a team loses or wins you get hundreds of millions of people saying the game was riggedUs footyfrens complain sometimes but all these faggots do is blame the umps for every single thing
first team to lead by 100 usually wins
>>156683040them too
>shrugged tackle victoria :/>shrugged tackle queensland :o
>>156683049FIGHT AND WIN
>>156683024ye dunno why im still watching tho
>>156682960It got leaked (via Caddy's father) that Hird will be the next coach. The club has lost the players as a result.
>>156683049call them spastics
>>156683049>d-did you see what hawthorn did last week?>let's do that, but better!
>>156683057melbourne gave that theory a decent shake last weekend
thank god essendon retained merrettthings could have really spiralled out of control this year without him
lol
>>156683049go out there and break someone's legnothing to lose
>things are too expensive because of capitalism>government needs to import more tax payers to keep the economy from going to shitLiterally all there is to it.
>>156683066coping banefaggotnobody likes daicos or the hawthorn forwards when they """shrug tackles""" either
snot funny twain
>>156683054why do you think they call it a semen slurping sport
>>156683110>absolutely BOILING naarmgroidholy cope your pissant franchises deserve their irrelevance
>>156683054norway were genuinely hard done by last night. england's goal happened when the ball hit the fucken spider cam
no one cares wogbot
>last nightt
>>156683131>dominant team>still insecure and shits himself at the slightest bit of justified criticism of cheatingunbelievable. does the heat make all you queerlanders this thin skinned?
>narrmgroidfucking pissedi am one and this is perfect
IF you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain if you're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the capeTHEN I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape
>>156683152>literally factually no mention of brisbane, just the windswept shitcrater formerly known as sicktoria>FUCKING BANEFAGGOT AAAA BANEPOOF I HATE HIM SO MUCH they genuinely cooked your brain cunt
>>156683131>t.fitzroy
just checked the scores, I assume dosn consider sunday a day of rest?
>One person scored ALL the goals for their teamWhen was the last time this happened?
>>156682625post the dancing draper webm
cruel and unusual punishment to make dosnmen wait til sunday evening for this
>>156683210maybe when fred kicked 1 goal for the game years back
>Team dominates and gets near 100 points ahead>Game ends with a 80-90 point winEvery fucking time. Fuming.
Haha imagine if North Melbourne decided the only way to turn their club around was to have Wayne Carrey be their head coach and have Glen Archer and Boomer Harvey as assistants. Then imagine half of the footy media saying how great of an idea this is
>>156683225QUICK QUIZwho kicked fred's goal on that night at football park?
C O M E B A C KOMEBACK
>>156683255Mundy?
>>156683247Norf NEEDS dani laidley
>>156683242this, I was hoping for a 150 point drubbing
The wildcard finals are actually the one thing the spastic at the AFL have got right out of all the retarded shit they’ve done of the past few years
CCCOUUNNTRYYYY RORRRAADRADDDDD
viccoids not taking their transition to a cricketing and soccer state well
Lead might be a bit too much for Essendon to comeback now
another queerland duckquack quack
>>156683049"Thanks a lot cunts, how am I supposed to apply for the job now?"
>>156683278First two and final letters are correct
>Attacking player is well ahead/to the side of the mark>Umpire makes the defender stand still>Attacker just runs offIf the umpire says stand the player should be forced to go back behind the mark.
>>156683335yeah that goal was a joke, the entire stand rule is a joke as seen with cerra last night
KAKO
yummy those two emergency umpire semen demons
>>156683329Murphy?
>could have easily been a 130 point win>put the cue in the rack and let them get late goalsAlways happens.
Pathetic last quarter from the Lions.
problem for essendon is brisbane already got to 100 first so there is not much point trying
>>156683329Muy?
>>156683360yep Ryan Murphy. Paul Duffield managed to kick 0.3 as well
Hey all, Last couple of days, several businesses I visited, plus a couple of homes, including mine, were actively using and praising microfibre cleaning clothes. Made me wonder where did it all start, as not that long ago it was mostly rags which are usually sold by kilos. I know rags are still very much around, but seems like microfibre clothes become quite popular in cafe cleaning, car detailers and regular home use. Many supermarkets, including Aldi, Costco, kmart and even Bunnings, have their own version.Have any of you wondered about the same thing? Or does it even make sense when you think about it? I wonder if it was engineered not that long ago, or if manufacturing became cheaper/easier over the last decade or so.(Ok I admint, the red juice of glass I just drank had an impact on this thought process)
>>156683049>>156683049whatever this cunt said, probably "you dykes need some BBC, especially you ya mouthy slut"
>>156683392thanks gemini
problem for brisbane is essendon already went 100 points down so there is not much point trying
>>156683353>the entire stand rule is a joke as seen with cerra last nightThe stand rule is good, it just has some edge cases that need to be refined.
>>156683049>>156683402fuck sakes
>>156683417le crisp immigration minister glowie iykwim haha
>>156683417>edge casesTHE LITTLE CHAMP
>>156683395Can you post an example of the cloth.
Sex gifs
>>156683440PENDLES great guy
finna watch obsession
>>156683395>Made me wonder where did it all start,ENJO ENJO ENJOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flm2SwRPg6U
anyone else like girl bums?
>>156683465what a blast from the past
>>156683470Gotta be honest, I'm a fan.
>>156683463>*walks backwards away from you menacingly*
>>156683449
Dogshit last quarter fro the Lions. Didn't bother to come out of the rooms.
>>156683470>girlhmmm
I too am a man of the cloth
>>156683470They stink
>>156683525corr yummo
Hope Adelaide beat Brisbane on percentage.
>>156683525of what
gg bane signing out and mociet
Lindsey Graham died kek
Who wants first crack?
>>156683395I’ve never really thought about it but the way they absorb mess and dirt without becoming overcome by grime and unusable is impressive, you can easily clean a whole dirty kitchen/sink with one or two and same goes for the bathroom/shower, a rag simply doesn’t compareT. had a cleaning job for a while
Are guys remembering to give your PCs a proper cleaning?
MEGA
are kegels a meme or legit?
Sam Draper very happy with his career choices.
>>156683638that's when you know it's time for a trip to the barbers
>>156683638For my it’s ripping out balls of toilet paper stuck in the hairs in the shower
>>156683623If you want to shoot your load further they're absolutely legit. If you're thinking it's going to increase your load volume or the size of anything else then no.
>>156683669Does it give stronger bonners?
>Letting the Bombers kick 7 goals in a quarterLazy.
4/5 footy multis got up this week feels good
>>156683688Yeah, it does but not as much as good cardio health.
>>156683711Nice, I also did well on the footy and UFC today.
blud a boner expert LMAO
Should've traded Ashcroft into the SC a few weeks ago when he started getting into form. Would've been a huge bargain. Would be a better 8th mid than LDU.
waxing your ass crack is the biggest mistake youll ever make
Fucking hate this shit club, lads.
>90 point win instead of 100Blue balls
>>156683733GONEGOTTEN
>>156683775iktfb
>>156683767CP don't click
>>156683775t. Dean Solomon
>>156683798I clicked to her profile and it said "not a minor" and then linked her OF
>>156683767
>Lead by 95 at 3 quarter time>Win by 90
>>156682466Fried chicken. We are not m*zzies
>>156683798>>156683821This one of those midget porn stars?
>>156683833Ironically Muslims love fried chicken
>>156683850idk man, just read her profile
90 points was enough for Lions to finish in 4th. Don't think percentage will matter as much as commentators are making out though. Crows have to play Swans and Freo at their homes, and Hawks have the draw and have to play the Lions. Whoever wins out of Lions and Hawks in round 22 will probably finish 3rd.
>>156683899Literally everyone loves fried chicken. Every country and culture on Earth has their own style.
>>156683937also slow cooked riced based dishes
>>156683992I hate rice dishes
>>156684021wow
i wanna eat rubys little cupcakes
Why are AFL clubs just allowed to lie about the injury status of players?
Essendon host GWS at 4:40pm on Sunday and it will legit be the lowest crowd they’ve ever played in front of, and they’ll probably lose by 15 goals. The being back Hird movement will be too hard to resist.
>>156683738i captained him
>>156684167Good move. What did you finish on?
>>156684129Why are they forced to give any update at all?
>captaining levi ashcroft
Hird Dean Solomon killed himself
>>156684170fantasy, just shy of 2300 with mark keane and hall kahan on field because i had other areas to fix up this week. annoyed that i couldnt field fitzgerald.
>>156684085Like sugar on my tongue
>>156684145Does Hird know what he’ll be inheriting?
>>156684282yep it's all going to sheedys plan
>>156684145need to roll out those public sector leeches and glowies to fill out the stadium
Maybe essenshit should stop pretending to be a big club
hird and sheedy have been sperging for over a decadegoing to be so funny watching them fail even harder than anyone else
>>156684437not sure it can get worse
>bring back hird>the bloke who wrecked our list, culture, board, tactics and recruiting abilities for fifteen years and who has done duck and all worthy of another senior coach stint in the meantime uhh
>gold coast premiership favourites in round 4
watching the demise of essendon is very much reminiscent of witnessing the demise of australia under this labor government
>>156684455Merrett's leaving. Imagine how shit they would've been without his 11 touches tonight.
>>156684455yeah because two has been spastics sit on the side lines and undermine everyone from the start
If essenshit are a big club then why do they have 20,000 members less than Cartlon when both clubs have been equally shit for the last 20 years?
WE DID IT
who would win the 2016 asada bombers or the 2026 bombers
another died suddenly famous person. weird how these people are dying suddenly just as that village people bloke did. is it aids from the jab?
>>156684518two more weeks I'm sure, cooker fuckhead
>>156684578How young?
i hate how pubs are full of good looking successfull people and familiesi wish pubs were full of angry ugly miserable drunks
>>156684518If you're /pureblood/ what does it matter if others die?
>>156684461Essendon played their best football since 2001 under Hird. And he didn't inherit a premiership list like Buckley.
>going to the pub in 2026
i reckon kath is going to get fucked hard tonight
>>156684641they were on drugs mate
>>156684641it wasnt that good to be so spergy over bringing him back
>>156684679Who cares. They all are.
>>156684641Think Buckley would've won a few flags if he put his players on the roids like old Hirdy.
mad how uyghurs are part of china. this is a chinese bloke
There’s a hole in your bucket dear labour dear labour
>>156684741looks bosnian
>>156684741we should've tried footy in xinjiang
what do you fellas want to talk about?
I am a hideous human being. Without a conscience. Uncaring. Couldn't give a damn about anybody.
>>156684788young girls feet
>>156684788how sheedy is the worst thing to ever happen to essendon
There's a cock up my arsehole dear labour, dear labour
>>156684741Aren't the Chinese literally sticking these blokes into labour camps along with just plain genociding them?
>>156684810You mean 18-21 year old girls?
>>156684810crisp
>>156684788palworld
>>156684837you watch your bloody tone or i'll give your sauce bottle a fair shake mate
Do you blokes like teenage girls?
>>156684846dollfeet desu.go banes.
>>156684917finger toes. yuck!
>>156684917DAMNNNN DOLLNIAL
>Do you blokes like teenage girls?
>>156684917
>>156684917cant tell if irl or video game
very grim times ahead for dosn. very grim indeed
how are you suppossed to tell if a girl is 16 or 17 or 18 or 19?
Why is Gazey such a big pussy?
>>156685006It's very simple. If she's 16 or 17 you go to gaol, if she's 18 or 19 you're a creep.
Can anyone in here moonwalk?
>>156685014He plays the clown to entertain kids, whats your problem?
>>156685006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU&list=RDzoo9Vu1a9bU
>>156685039Do it at the airport constantly.
>>156685014I've got a tin of that stuff in my fridge desuBeen in there unopened for well over a decadethe can is starting to bulge
we should all pitch in some money and get a ship and go on a sea faring adventure together
Which would hurt more: Overhearing your father describe you as a disappointment or overhearing your love interest describe you as a loser?
>>156685073The latter, you can always fix the first one.
How many NBA games did Andrew Gaze play?
>>156685073The former, you can always fix the last one.
>>156685073mum once stormed into my bedroom one morning while I was still asleep and said the following, verbatim: "You're pathetic, but you already knew that" then left the room. Didn't really have any notable reaction to it
love her so much
>>156685073What if you don't have either of those?>>156685107Dunno. Won a ring though. ONE RING, Ernie.
Christina or Tiger girl?
>>156685113She was commenting on your morning wood.
>>156685113corr she was frothing for it mate shoulda followed her and took her then and there
>>156685113you sure it wasn't a dream?
>played 2 seasons in the nba>played more in the italian and greek leaguewhy's he even famous here
>>156685113Is she right?
>>156685113
>>156685159the nose knows
>>156685149thought that was scat not cat. i need to log off more
>>156685113Had you done anything in particular or she was just seething at you and insisted you know?
i have been blessed with a rather thick penis
>somewhere in England right now
>>156685196just a bit of banter ay
>>156685196Haha bit a banter with the lads
>>156685196i thought you were supposed to uncontrollably orgasm from that
>>156685182100% a slobby NEET.
i don't want to go to work tomorrow. we have to do this shit fucking forever i'm so sick of it
>>156685196>Doing X with the lads>It somehow always ends with gay shit happening
>>156685288I don't lol
>>156685293i'd rather this tbqhdesu
>>156685293Hahaha classic stitch up
DON'T TAKE ME HOME, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOMEI JUST DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORKI WANNA STAY RIGHT HERE, DRINK ALL THE BEERPLEASE DON'T, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOME
we've made one of the boys drink piss about 5 times nowyou'd think he'd have his guard up by now
>>156685113>mum once stormed into my bedroom one morning while I was still asleep and said the following, verbatim:this didn't happen you were asleep
>>156685365I would sperg out and throw it at everyone and cry
>>156685384he pretty much always spergs out and beats up the lad thats a bit retarded
>>156685398Sounds like a fun group.
>>156685407sorry we're full mate
>>156685415Hahaha story of my life!
webm status?
You blokes seriously mean the world to me
>must...not...celebrate...
>>156685505thx
Quick nap then up at 1am for Wimbledon men’s final sinner Zverev
>>156685196>>156685293Seriously cracked up at these
>>156685520whats his left hand doing?
>>156685664touching the genitals of a future hall of famer
Do you blokes love bundaberg ginger beer?
>>156685736i've got three empty bottles on my desk right nowits the best soda
i have a six figure bank account, criminal record and a thick penis.
>100k sitting in a bank account losing value to inflationno brains though apparently
>>156685769Can I have $150 bucks
>>156685736Havent had it in years
>>156685787its more than 100k sunshine
>>156685805im so sorry to hear that
Big 3 disposal game from Blakiston.
Who we rooting for in the soccer world cup
>>156685822based jew
Need a good dogs tip asap
>>156685840Dont care
zorks what are you doing
>>156685865Nothing like that knot hitting your prostate, ey?
>>156685836mark keane is worse
>>156685873Your cooked bruz
>>156685865they wont make the finals
>>156685869Wanted to get the shoes off but I guess if you've got them in your hands every kid thinks you're going to hand them to them
>>156682747But it is funny.
>>156685931it's not funny martin
wonder if harls ever got to fuck yaz in the pooper
>6 more gamesJust end the fucking season and hire a new coach.
>>156685196I thought it was gonna be the bar vid full of freaks which ends with the old cunt casually walking through the commotion with a beer
Better times
>>156666666
albanese is part of the fabian society and their coat of arms is a wolf in sheeps clothing.lol.
Did you blokes ever stretch your earlobes?
>>156686170No, but I stretched something else ;)
nope, only my anus.go collingwood btw.
huge thursday night game this week
>>156686217the wildcard derby
>>156685196I don't know where to begin with this. Why is Kaleb from Clarkson's Farm there? Why is there a naked man? Why is Kaleb pulling down the scrawny's trousers and checking his oil? Why was England's goal not disallowed after the ball hit the spider cam wire? Why is he making the naked man sniff his fingers?
jobe watson had to give back his brownlow lol
You cunts are supposed to be my mates
Farting up a storm. Reckon I need a shit.
>>156685196>1 hour later>still up
jacinda allen is stepping down tomorrow
Do you blokes believe in the one god, the father almighty?
>>156686360Dunno, not that convinced
>>156685736depends is it still aussie owned
>>156685293bum is supposed to make you lift harder
When I was a /fit/sperg I used to tell chicks to send me nudes before I went to the gym because I’d tell them it would motivate my to lift more
>>156686334so will i be able to signal my peaceful intentions without being gaoled again
andrew's are never good ceo's
>>156685293fucking hell
>>156686426why didn't i think of this>>156686197go swans btw
are adelaide even a serious club
im on the dole
>>156686614Can I have $15 bucks
bring back covid lockdowns
sometimes i wish i was schizophrenic
sometimes I wish I wasn't so intelligent
>>156686614fuckhead
sometimes i wish people could read my thoughts
all of you. meds. now.
Where's the spergout?
have a look at jetaya faifua
Lovely
>>156686882I’m tired, boss
fucking hell got lost in /vg/
everyone has had more disposals than me
Wish I could play single player games but I just find them boring
>>156687084Got a few games I've been meaning to play, but I can't be fucked. End up sitting here doing nothing.
being rich is boring
You are all sad, lonely, deeply depressed, disturbed, embarrassing husks of men
>>156687084Same. Only one I enjoyed recently was the first xenoblade game. I guess you really have to search for one that you like.Multiplayers mogs tho
>>156687196and you are a boring social climber
>>156687196kek you got em
why is it so cold? global warming bros? our response?
>>156687318*me
My latest interest is jerking off to pictures of plus size lingerie models.
>>156687383For me? Just regular old porn.
>>156687433based 58 year old divorced dad of three with erectile dysfunction and a crippling gambling and alcohol addiction
>>156687084tried cp77 recently, personified exactly why i never bought into e3 hypegot boring pretty quickly, would need to mod it for it to be alrightand they're all like "look, sex bro!" but you can't just fuck randoms like fable and even when you can they're shit prerendered cutscenes that look like they were made to be used by protags of either gender
>>156687326akshually it's global boiling chudremember how they tried to adopt that then quietly got rid of it
>>156687383this but nurses and female doctors taking extra special care of me after hours iykwim haha
>>156687196I’m a girl you idiot
talk me out of ending it all
>>156687658what sort of human is behind this post
>>156687677I can't tbqh, maybe it's your fate
>>156687677oi yeah don't do it ay
>>156687844Based tradie empath
Me… so horny
guts are absolutely churning and don't know why
>>156687844based maori
>>156687677don't let the big noses win mate
iggs
being a sui sad case is so fucking gay
>>156687665there are no girls on the internet>>156687683you would want to know wouldn't you you fucking glowdigger
>>156687677Next episode of Mushoku Tensei drops in a few hours.
japanese milfs make my BWC tense-i iykwim haha
kindahardgolf in 14 tonight
>>156689354make that 11
more of a kindahardcock guy
last for iggs
Go Carlton blues I hope to leading football afl game footy go blues next Saturday night I need to win see this blues team mate
