>WE DESERVED TO WINyour only goal was a shit, flukey cross that miraculously went inNorway were SHITThe camera cable never hits the ball, and norways goal was rightfully disallowed (you aren't allowed to shove people over in football, read the rules)Norway lost fair and square; keep crying you sore losers
Good luck with Argentina. It’s never coming home.
>>156683562They scored fair and square and it was disallowed
>>156683562>(you aren't allowed to shove people over in football, read the rules)Then shouldn't Norway have been given a penalty when you did that?
>>156683585>Then shouldn't Norway have been given a penalty when you did that?Proof? Or are you just lying? Ive seen a clip where the England player wins the ball, that's it.>>156683583Read the rulesYou cant shove people over in football. It's the clearest foul ever
>>156683633If thats a foul then Norway should given a penalty
Are we the sorest winners?
>>156683562drumpf never said that though
>>156683774>if a foul is a foul then your non-foul should be a penalty Just shut up
yes englel its coming homeyou so good
ITS COMING
>>156683811England are losing to Spain or france if they even get past argentina.But England beat Norway fair and square. You're just gonna have to accept that and quit being a sore loser.
>>156683562norway won fair and square m8
>>156683834IM CUMMING
>>156683562I am feeling manganous: all disallowed goals in this game should be reallowed.
>>156683846That's why they're out the tournament?
>>156683805Fuck off rigging cunt you wont past even bigger rigger vargentina even if you beat them you'll lose in the final even more humiliating.
>>156683884yeh cunt
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
>>156683562>Norway were SHITSo you almost lost against a SHIT team? Damn, good luck against Riggi.
>>156683778Are you retarded? We're being accused of rigging by idiots who don't know anything about football. Correcting the record doesn't mean we're sore winners.
>>156683562I knew England had it after that Sorloth disaster
>>156684037Are we the sorest riggers?
>>156683562Disgusting diving rigger anglo couldnt win against Scandi bvlls without cheating, SAD!
>>156684089Nobody rigged anything
>>156684037If it happened to you you'd be seething too. (And it will when you play Argentina kek)>first opponent goal happens because of some camera cable interference bullshit and the ball falls early>your second goal gets disallowed due to borderline flopping >when your player gets fouled near the goal a few minutes later - literally nothing
they fouled Kane in the build up to the norway goal so it should have been disallowed
>>156684113>If it happened to you you'd be seething too.it already did, England had most decisions go against them in the Mexico game and still wonwe are /strongminded/
>>156684113>>first opponent goal happens because of some camera cable interference bullshit and the ball falls earlyDoesnt hit it. Keep hallucinating >>your second goal gets disallowed due to borderline floppingSo your just a lying faggot then? He gets shoved over. Its undeniable and unequivocally a foul
>>156684083Of course not. The Norwegians are. They lost.
>>156684114I think they replayed that only once, it was weird, I thought they'd be consistent and reverse it like they did with Argentina
>>156683562Hope Argentina makes the most rigged match against you and wins like Maradona so you see how it feels. Then I'll laugh like you're doing now.
>>156684160>He gets shoved overWhat exactly do you think happens during a corner kick, pussy? Never played football? And no, flopping as soon as you feel a little shove is not getting "shoved over"Anyway, I'll enjoy your tears when you get VARgentina'd on Wednesday and you'll be arguing how messi flop 2965 is totally not a penalty
>>156684182Got refballed last game mate we know exactly how it feels to get refballedThe thing is, your reddit team wasn't even refballed. They lost fair and square.
>>156684113>push someone over>get penalised>cry
>>156684215>What exactly do you think happens during a corner kick, pussy? Never played footballJust read the rules. I thought Germans loved rules? Show me where you're allowed to push someone over with two hands
>>156684220The only one crying was the guy getting pushedHe even started crying so fast it happened mid flight kek
>>156684215>push someone over>get penalised>cry
>>156684255The whole of Europe seems to be crying about it. I doubt Anderson is crying considering his team is in the semis
>>156683793Rentfree
>>156684255Crying with joy because they won and the snow ape mongoloid that fouled him is going home?
>>156684283>snow apeSilence, bongmuttYou can't even get far enough without needing our help
>>156684215>What exactly do you think happens during a corner kick, pussy?Shoving is explicitly not permitted. It is always a foul
>>156684323The goalkeeper and one of your defenders shoved one of the Norwegian players seconds before haaland shoved the other guy and nothing happened
>>156684114Kane floppedBerg's tackle was on the ballNever a foul
>>156684216Actual delusion. Did you fall on your head when you dived?
>>156684215>Germans: we don't care about England at all, the rivalry is entirely one-sided, all in their hands>Also Germans: this multi-thread melty over England
>>156684311Yeah you doing utter shit and getting raped out the tournament right after the group was all the help we neededOh FYI>push someone over>get penalised>cry
>>156684401I have a melty over blatant rigging, I don't care about matches which England wins fairly, which happened so far. Just like I was having a melty over Portugal Croatia or Netherlands Argentina >>156684405>he still keeps seething repeating the same thing over and over
>>156684445Only one seething here is you
>>156684485>he posted in a sore winner thread
>>156684499>the only german still in this tournament is the england manager
>>156684011I mean youre right:Shit 45 mins against croatia and then dominant in the 2nd halfShit against ghanaShit against Panama only winning in the last 30minsShit against Dr Congo only winning in the last 30minsOkay against mexico but lucky to hold out after red cardShit against norway only winning in extra time
>>156684374>Kick ball>Kick leg afterwards But he got the ball!
>>156683633>proofGo fuck yourself you disingenuous jackassYou'll get a taste of your own medicine against Argentina and I'll be here to laugh at you.You're either ok with rigging or not, no bitching when it happens to you.
>>156684581Thankfully you're not a ref and the ref made the right call to not even look at it with VAR as it there was never any offense involved in the buildup of the goal
Norway scored two legitimate goals, had a guaranteed goal wasted by a selfish winger, hit the woodwork on one occasion, and dominated most of the match. Haaland's shove would never have disqualified the goal if he was wearing an Argentinian or English jersey. England dove, simulated, acted like bitches and primadonnas and got lucky in injury time. England hasn't put together a single convincing performance this entire cup. I used to put England above France for my World Cup winner preferences, but now I'm actually putting France above them.
>>156684651Gets the ball and norweigian flopsLooks fine to me
>>156683969>This is supposed to be the same species as mine
>>156684704Nobody believes that this thing is human either
Point to the exact moment the ball hits the cable Ill wait.
>>156684727He's just ugly. Those two ogres literally don't have a human shape at all.
>>156684745He's subhuman and is not just ugly
>>156684651honestly the guy is jumping on the ball in a dangerous position and the shove with the elbow completely fucks him up. the most controversial decision of the match by far imho because you can argue the haaland shove and the cable allegation could go both ways
>>156684704They are your species. O aryans o algo
>>156684758What's your beef with him, mountain jew?
Haaland was easily the worst player on the pitch for either team but /sp/ cannot and will not accept this.
>>156684387*dove
>>156684779>worst player for either teamhe almost hits the ball too well and you hardly ever score when you don't so it seems like yeah, either way man
>>156684829you English can't swim a stroke but sure know every dive in town.
>>156684651You know by know Iceland that this is what black people are like. What did you expect?
>>156684662So the ref is good now? Ok
>>156684668A two handed push is a foul any day
>>156683562trvke
Haaland did the needful for his country of origin
>>156684775>posting AI slop
>>156684668>Norway scored two legitimate goalsLol, already lying. Why does everybody on /sp/ and xitter think that youre allowed to shove players over? Is it because their favourite Nordic ogre committed the foul?
>>156684977A referee making mistakes in a match doesn't mean he's worthless at his job and doesn't get the majority of situations right
>>156684745Those guys are just fat. Haaland is much less human-looking than them. It's not even close.
>>156683562good luck against Argentina lol
>>156684445>I have meltyWe know you do hans, because you're screeching like a spastic in every threadFYI>shove someone over>get penalised>lose>cry
>>156684374This england team will be remembered as shameless frauds. Hope they make it to the finals so nobody ever forgets
>>156683562English anons make me root for the Argies.Thanks Nigel
its gonna be so sweet when your diving and rigging gets nullified by the argies and your sent packing home
>>156685126>>156685115>>156685109We dont want your supportKeep hallucinating rigging that never occurred and keep crying over your reddit team. The tears are delectable
>>156685047Like the haaland push ?
>>156684374diveland was diving all fucking game, it was a disgrace to watch
>>1566852151. it was a very light push back after haaland was pushed. the bong clearly dived2. it was before the ball was in play, so even if it had been a foul, it wasn't
>>156685126>yourGood morning sir why did you not redeem the Viking row sir?
>>156685236He threw him to the floor>my ogre should be able to throw defenders to the floor just before the corner cross comes inRead the rules. They apply to your reddit troll
>>156684374"men" watch this "sport"
>>156685299>He threw him to the flooreveryone knows you guys are weak, but you're not that weak. it was an extremely light push and the player dived
>>156684281you lost tranny.
>>156684651>You'll get a taste of your own medicineYeah it's never been rigged against England before so this will be something new!
I think Haaland wanted us to win. Against any other country he'd have scored that header
>>156685313>light push>entire body weight behind it to throw Anderson to the ground.
>>156685359>hug attacker while he keeps moving towards the ball>WTF YOU CANT JUST KEEP MOVING>AAAA SAVE ME REF IM FALLING
>>156685390Still having a melty, are we?
>y-your only goal was too kino!Are we really arguing about ts
>>156685002What about a forearm to the back?
>>156685215It was reckless of Haaland to use that much power against a weak midget like Elliot Anderson so I can see both sidesTo me it's a soft foul and that goal would stand in 80% of Premier League officiated matchesOverall a decision that can be defended though, but Anderson clearly tried his hardest to win that foulThe second he felt the push he flopped on the ground like a potato sack
I was rooting for Noway but England Derangement Syndrome is something else. The game was fair
this is so not right
>>156685044Because shoving in corners is acceptable behavior in practically every single match? Getting wooed by the simulating player's excessive falling gesture doesn't mean Haaland's behavior was irregular or rule breaking. Again, if you are going to penalize minor physical contact then Norway should have had a penalty this game.
>>156685434>that goal would stand in 80% of Premier League officiated matchesNothing stands in PL matches, they don't be let any physicality stand unless they need Arsenal to win the league, worst refs by far
>>156684113>And it will when you play ArgentinaIncorrect.England will winThen france will beat spain.Fifa is rigged and the agenda is England vs France on US soil. France will win as a reinactment of the Us war of idependance where France helped them win that war.
>>156685233Yeah that little Gordon prick dives almost everytime he has the ball. I was shocked. He did that against Mexico constantly. >>156685359There was a time when I really liked england NTand english players because Iappreciated the fact that they stayed on their feet and didn't dive constantly like Italians and Portuguese. But that was a long time ago.
>>156683562It's crazy how much defeated teams are crying nowadays. Same thing with those Egypts and Switzerlands. Just play better.
Norway, Iceland, and German seethe in this thread is unbelievable. How are you so mad? On the internet. Embarassing.
>Haaland is le 6'5" strong Viking bvll but him shoving someone with both arms would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER actually cause them to fall over without divingNordcucks, this is your mindset.
>>156685434A one handed push i would say a dive. A 2 handed push from haaland is not a dive he literally got pushed over. I guess thats why no one is showing the webm
It's not a good look when the Mexicans handled losing better than you, get over it
>>156685485I havent seen much Swiss seethe. Most seem happy they overperformed. Egyptians didnt take the L well, was their own fault they choked this hard and i say this as someone who agrees its rigged for argenfifa
>>156685420Sounds like a foul yeah
>>156685521African teams can only stay focused for like 80 minutes
>>156685444dude looks like a lego block
>>156685538Your team is led by a guy who told fans not to get their hopes up because they wont win.And that was 4 years ago when the team was 3 times better
I was too tired to watch the match, and was curious if the match was rigged after seeing the results. So apparently it was even though i wanted England to win. Isn't it curious how almost every important elimination match has a controversial ending? Maybe VAR is shit after all.
Cant tell if Sorloth had tunnel vision like Kolo Muani or if he just wanted to be the man so badly
>>156685485Fans generally don't handle losing very well, and the officiating in this tournament has been particularly catastrophic.
>>156683572Only France worries me
>>156685576Yeah? We're dogshit
>>156685359now post the video where we can see the fag yelling for the ref before he even hits the ground
>>156685444This lad is one of the main reasons we even qualified for the World Cup so I can't even be madHe played poorly most matches here and made some crucial mistakes but his physical/aerial strength has still been really valuable to usHe needs to give up his snus though cause he was huffing and puffing 10 minutes into the matchDude got the stamina of a cancer patient
>>156685634It's just understandably frustrating when there's a bunch of retarded decisions that alter the course of the match because the teams are otherwise fairl evenly matched.Long gone are the days of "fuck that was close", now you can easily point to a retarded var decision or disallowed goal.
>>156685681I agree. The diving meta combined with atrocious and inconsistent officiating makes it impossible to watch. In the end, FIFAgot exatly the teams they wanted in the semi finals. Although they probably would have prefered Brazil to face England.
>>156685676Nicotine does wonders for focus though, so that might be why he got you into the world cup to begin with, even though it clearly affects stamina. Maybe he came to the conclusion that his focus was more important than stamina to winning games, or maybe he's just a hopeless addict and I'm giving him too much credit
This is the same bullshit us Chiefs chads had to endure for years. You just learn to tune out the false accusations of riggi.
>>156685845He doesn't use snus while playing, that was after he was subbed offNicotine is awful for your endurance on a long-term basis
>>156685444I look almost exactly like him. Random people on the street are probably going to shittalk me for the next 5+ years. Fuck
>>156685887Us sports are completely staged though. But I like Andy Reid.
>>156685889>Nicotine is awful for your endurance on a long-term basisI experienced it after using snus for 15 years. Worst part is how it nukes the quality of your sleep. 3-4 hours into sleep your body starts going into withdrawal mode. I had no idea how bad it was until I quit and my sleep quality dramatically improved
>>156685897
>>156685939How's your hairline? People say snus makes you bald
>>156685449You can shove in corners but you can't shove players over. Especially not with a 2 handed shove like Haaland did. Everyone who actually watches football (not you) knows that.
>>156686030That was one of the reasons I quit, lmao. My hair was getting really thin, but thickness came back like 6-12 months after I quit. Turns out nicotine severely reduces bloodflow to the hair follicles
>>156683562they were better for most of the game. they didn't have the squad depth though. haaland shouldn't even have started.
You can't do 2 handed shoves anywhere on the pitch at any time in any league or cup, even in the prem where they let a lot of shit fly on corners. I genuinely don't know what Haaland was thinking doing that.
>>156684959>>156684977>>156685002>>156685008>>156685016Seethed so hard she replied five times award
>>156685436explain why norways 2nd goal was deleted by riggers
>>156686205>every England flag is the same person.>>156686251see >>156686166
>>156685444who the fuck is this dork
>>156685494your "team" is an acting club for sissy girls
>>156686286A guy who's going to move to Spain permanently
>>156686166there's no way football fans think grown men fall over this easily right
>>156684704Same? No.Superior? Yes.
>>156685609var ruined football
>>156685887>chad>watches sportsball for years>rages his sportsball is rigged>watches again next week>and next week>and next week>and next week>and next week>and next week
>>156685609if we look at it objectively I think VAR gets it right more times than not. but I still don't like it. I don't know why.
>>156686438video assisted rigging fucked up this game
>>156685887
>>156683562There's no point, this board is beyond obsessed with England.If you switched the two teams around, they would be spamming "you tried to rig it and lost".
>>156686348Only english fans think that, but I suspect they are being willfully obtuse because they dont want to admit their team cheats reflexively at every opportunity
>>156686075>they were better for most of the gameNot really, they were good for 20 minutes after the first hydration break and for like 10 minutes after half-time
>>156686166ABEs deny reality even after watching this, they're basically buttugly trannies looking in the mirror.
>>156686489>this boardit's the whole internetPeople just deny reality outright now
>>156683562Cook
>>156686438>I don't know why.I can explain:>var decisions are often retroactive>the ref can decide to ignore or consult VAR at his deliberation >flops still often get ignored despite video evidence These three things, often in combination lead to absolute retardations like goals being rescinded because there was a foul a minute earlier, or the ref conveniently ignoring a clear foul even though VAR would show it. There is a simple fix for this:>automated, near-Instant machine assisted VAR that can't be overruled by the refBut football is not ready for it yet. It fixes all of the problems with car, but will make the game slightly more annoying at times due to instant stoppages as soon as someone fouls someone. But players would just have to stop being retards who foul or flop, and there'll be less stoppages.I just solved football, yes you're welcome
we have never been more relevant. I hope we qualify for the next one. this was a lot of fun. you have no idea how much this meant for people in norway.
personally speaking, i dont care if we implodei just wanted us to win this very specific game i dont give a FUCK if we cheated/got the wrong calls in our favour
>>156686572>automated, near-Instant machine assisted VAR that can't be overruled by the refThe ref should just be a human puppet on the field to carry out the physical orders he gets into his ear piece from the AI driven VAR. No more mistakes
>>156686600>you have no idea how much this meant for people in norwayI do, they would lie to still be in
>>156686650>>i dont give a FUCK if we cheated/got the wrong calls in our favourBut that didn't happen and I'm not gonna accept these faggots trying to rewrite shit and say differentFUCK these lying cunts
>>156686166like 5-10 minutes before this there was a a bit between these two prior to the corner were anderson locked him down and haaland tried to push him down out of frustrationi think he was just pissed with how hard he was being marked/locked down
>>156685340Underrated post
>>156686166patting on his belly gave the diving signal
>>156686656>The ref should just be a human puppet on the field to carry out the physical orders he gets into his ear piece from the AI driven VAR. No more mistakesExactly, you get it.For full transparency the automated decision should be immediately shown on screen and the ML model open sourced for everyone to inspect.
>>156683562basado
>>156686796
>>156686166obviously anderson went down too easily on purpose but you go down easily when you know you're going to get a foul in your favour because the attacker had made a too obviously telegraphed push on you. it's like when players hold up the ball and draw a soft foul because the opposing player is too eager to regain possession. just seems like a standard play so not sure why people acting like it's the end of the world.
>>156686796>>156686824OUCH!
>>156686795How is public trust in AI in Germany? I could see you guys being autistic enough to be the first ones to implement something like that in your league, but it's obviously very dependent on the publics trust
>>156684668>Haaland's shove would never have disqualified the goalBut it was a foul and Haaland was involved in the play for the goal. If you can shove people to the floor on corners then all hell would break loose. This is a sport. There are rules. Do you think players should be able to punch each other too?
>>156685470I also hate Gordon for being a diving little bitch, but now his diving benefits me so I think he's pretty good all things considered.
>>156685538Yes France has been the best team the past decade. There goes your thesis chud
>>156686166I feel like I'm in a parallel universe where only English posters acknowledge this obvious truth.
>>156687172Coached by white all their life
>>156685609Ref/VAR got every decision in the game correct, even the ones that disadvantaged England.
>>156687201>physiology is totally negated by some dude standing on the sidelineYeah, that is not how biology works in the real world.
>>156686348>>156686497>shoving a defender over = not cheating>getting shoved over = cheatingsnow chimp brains are fascinating
>>156686166It must have just been frustration boiling over. He didn't get a sniff in the match, bizarrely not even from his own teammates who decided to do their own glory seeking.
>>156687295Are you really going to pretend the english team aren't playing diveball? inb4 everyone does it. No they dont
>>156687424norway's child molester goal was given anyway so idk why you're having a hissy fit over that one.
>>156687460wtf
>>156685897you big dumb oaf 6'5 chad looking retardyou must get a ton of pussy you poor thing
You'll never grow as a defeated team if you try to frame your defeat as unlucky or unjustified. England did this for decades and got them nowhere, until eventually they created St Georges park, studied other countries and how they succeeded, and started again. muh spaceship deflections and heckin should be able to pusherinos means you won't learn, you'll make the same mistakes, and never improve
>>156687460Thought this guy looked like a nonce yesterday
>>156687424nta but yeah its a dive. anyone who watches england in the last 4 tournaments can see them doing diving because it works and its sometimes even enough for commentators to say that its not even a foul. I don't care too much because there is a lot of diving in football and you only lose out by not doing it. it's not like anyone would like england if they didn't dive since we are hated anyway. yes it is shit when diving goes against you.
>>156683895How hopelessly deluded do you have to be to believe that England, the most historically hated team by refs and FIFA, are getting preferential treatment? We have the highest yellow:foul ratio (by far) and VAR interventions are ridiculously lopsided against us compared to any of the other quarter finalists. Just shut the fuck up you seething melt.
>>156686796>>156686824lmao is this ai? webm?
>>156683895I find being a roach more humiliating. Your team was the literal joke of the tournament. Celebrating a meaningless win against USA like you won the World Cup lmao embarrassing.
>>156687685It's opportunistic cheating and it's ruining the sport. Why does integrity seem like an alien concept to you guys?
>>156687460>>156687674>the video was 17 year olds>he was 19
>>156687796yeah I'm sure if we decide to stop diving the entire football culture will change. what did integrity ever get us?
>>156684283> is going homedoesn’t he live in Bonglandistan??
>>156687818gay footballers get the rope.
>>156687753>hated team by refs and FIFAIs that what you guys unironically believe? Lmfao
>>156684374This is fucking pathetic lmao
>>156687825What's the point of winning when literally everyone knows you did it by cheating?
>>156687791it's still not coming home, like ur dad lmao
>sweden flag is still seething
>>156687935because usually when you win you score goals that are not from controversies, this time it was unusual because of the cable camera thing. the dive is just helping you along the way. it's usually only seen as bad cheating if you do an obvious dive for a penalty that wins a match. dont underestimate how apathetic we will get about this whole branded as cheating thing when people hate us regardless of the fans behaviour in the current tournament or if the press are being cocky or not. we literally grow up knowing nobody will ever like or respect our team apart from ourselves.
>>156687883It's a simple fact. They always hated England since we snubbed them when the WC was in its early years. If you knew anything about football history then you would know this. Why am I even responding to a fucking kraut anyway? Literally all your WC wins were rigged save 2014.>>156687949Are you some sort of child? Good luck in your next game :)
>>156688112how were the german wins rigged? i don't know much about them
>>156684374lmao he can't even decide which thigh he's going to fake got hit
I didn't even root for Norway but this made me decide not to continue watching the world cup. All I hope to hear at the end is that the French and English both fail.
>>156688145>DUTCH POOL PARTY – 1974, The story goes that the night before the 1974 World Cup final between the Netherlands and West Germany, the host nation, German tabloid newspaper Bild bribed security guards of the hotel where the Dutch players were staying and sent in a number of scantily-clad girls to the pool area. As the women mingled, out popped the paparazzi and a scandal was born. The Dutch players consequently spent hours on the phone with their wives desperately trying to explain the situation. They went on to lose the final the next day 2-1.>Possibly the most blatant act of World Cup injustice – the victims being Algeria in 1982.The krauts were in danger of failing to make it past the group stages after a 2-1 defeat at the hands of the Algerian underdogs. However, with Germany and Austria due to play the last remaining game of the group, both teams knew that a 1-0 win for the Germans would send them both through at Algeria’s expense. After a 10th-minute German goal, the game plummeted into what must be the most boring match to have featured at any World Cup.>2006: Hosting Bid Fraud ChargesIn 2015, German news magazine Der Spiegel alleged that a secret slush fund was used to buy FIFA votes in order to secure Germany's right to host the 2006 World Cup. This led to extensive investigations by Swiss prosecutors and fraud charges against former German football officials regarding a falsely declared €6.7 million>The 1982 semi vs France: substitute Patrick Battiston was clean through on goal. As he took a shot, Toni Schumacher leapt into the air and forcefully collided with him hip-first. Battiston fell unconscious and slipped into a temporary coma. He suffered damaged vertebrae, broken ribs, and lost several teeth.The Referee didn't even award a penalty, card or foul lol and just restarted play as if nothing happened. Schumacher stayed on the pitch and went on to save two penalties.
>>156688145>>156688826Sorry for fucking that up. There's a full list somewhere that I will try and dig up. They were also juiced to the gills in many other tournaments and helped Mussolini rig 34' and 38' for Italy. Quite laughable really that a German would feel the need to comment about rigging.
>>156686438Cause they take 5x longer than they should to come up with a decision
>>156686572It’s more the ridiculous amount of deliberation each decision gets. If it’s not obviously the wrong call from one of the many angles then it shouldn’t be reviewable.
>>156688377Nobody cares, Sven.