That diver has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I red carded him raw in a Kansas City stadium. That shit had to be the most ill-timed, comical, simulated dive I've ever reviewed on VAR. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is going over to the VAR screen while being fist-deep in my pocket searching for my cards. I had Spotem Divem screaming on the pitch with a second yellow too ridiculous to ignore. That diver simulated a foul and made me give Paredes a yellow, I had to return the favor. That diver Spotem Divem has been chimping out non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "card" Spotem Divem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and call the fourth official real quick. Touch your pocket, get on the microphone, say "after review." He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass divers either. He likes his referees strict, and his yellows in pairs. Raised high, 72' is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That diver Spotem Divem stole my semi-final and drank my hydration break water.
>>156686940Wonderful edit, anon. Thank you for the effort and the keks.
>>156686940Any other divers know this feel? i know some of y'all been thinking about this beautiful diver as well
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