Why did he do it?
>>156687176Because the defender was stopping him all game so he thought he'd just try to cheat.
>>156687176he didn't expect a grown man to fall down from a slight breeze
>>156687176r/Soccer told me this didn't happen though? Haven't you seen the frigging memes dude? Haaland is wholesome af, he would never do this!
>>156687176number 8 was pushing him first, got the contact he was looking for and dived preemptively in case there might be a goal, so that it can get revoked.absolute disgrace for this sport.
>>156687176no foul to be honest, the other guy pushed him first and he pushed back
>>156687176Couldn’t contain his Half-orc rage
>>156687176He got baited, of course he’s gonna push back if some nigga kept pushing him.
>>156687176He had to get it on
>>156687246Is he stupid? This is fallgrass.
Haaland is just a dirty cunt, cheats like this all the time at City. Mbappe would never
>>156687380okay I laughed
>>156687176Halaand Dood
>>156687176That is such a flagrant foul. Before the corner had even been taken. What was ogre thinking? Rigged reddit says LOL
>>156687176he's a monkey with no impulse control
>>156687380haaland… what’s going on big guy…
>>156687176Wether it’s the dive grass or the camera wire, this match should be a draw and they need to do penalty shootout.
>doesnt score>denies his own team a goal>leaves
>>156687246>didn't expecthe regularly pushes people down for man city albeit
>>156687380
I am so hungover lads
>>156687176If England scored and Dan Burn did this to somebody people we be baying for him to get a straight red lol
>>156687380>>156687504
>>156687176Normally hate this shit but the giant retard did obviosuly shove him onto his ass, dont know what he was thinking
>>156687246>being shoved by a 6'5 bloke>a slight breezego on anon, how fat are you?
>>156687176Why do retards in Goymany and Austrian goy TV claim that this wasn't a foul?It seems like a very clear case to me.As much as i hate the nugbus playing for Angloids, this was a foul and the decision was correct. Your personal bias shouldn't taint your ability to judge.
>>156687246>Hurrr Haaland is might Viking warrior! >Durrr when mighty Viking warrior shoves you over with both arms it's a dive!Why are you /spee/ browns like this? Most people grow out of embarrassing public tantrums by the age of 8.
>>156687616They want us and Argentina to be the villains so you root for France's ngubu mercenaries in the final.
>>156687616They just want England to lose, Haaland could have punched that guy in the face they would still say he dived
>>156687616maybe they're used to more physical play, rather than diving
>>156687176because it denied norway a goal, surprised more defenders aren't flopping on the ground during corners desu.
>>156687176was he angry?
>>156687723fucking tourists lmao
>>156687616because number 8 is pushing haaland first and looking for the contact. it is a sneaky play by him.
>>156687784wish someone made webms of haaland getting subbed off and all the EPIC AVRA draining from his face
>>156687784>fully on his heels rather than pushing backzamn, timmy submitting to big viking cock
>>156687176Good question. Why did the English defender throw himself down like that.
>>156687784>leaning backward>jumpslmao
haaland pushed anderson over and you will never be a womantwo very harsh realities you will have to accept
>>156687176That dude was literally pestering him
I thought basketball was soft, but basketball would never see a guy fall on the ground, not call it, and then when a basket is scored 5-10 seconds later revoke it. But maybe the NBA is getting ideas from this garbage I don't watch the NBA or the NFL outside of the superbowl and maybe the last game or two of the finals, but by comparison they look pretty good
>>156687784100% flop
>britbabbies think that's a pushisland full of soft """"""""""""men"""""""""""""
>>156687250It was a clear foul and everyone who claims otherwise is a pussy upset their wholesome, media approved big chungus ROO is now goneI wish you guys best of luck against Arigtina
>>156687940>pestering himMachiavellianism has been the name of the game for decades. You sound new. Being called names is not a reason to lash out.
>>156687821>he asked for ityes, he did, players constantly bait and trash each other on the field in every single game and every team does it.The epic wholesome viking warrior pushed back not only once, but three times and the first two times he didn't fall over and he pushed harder the third time.>the Angloid could have stood his groundyet, but he isn't required to, when a raging nigger gets baited in raging against you, you would be an idiot to push back on it
crazy that this got called with what we've seen all season
>>156687784After review: yellow card for flop, penalty to Norway
>>156687963Yeah imagine being American
>>156688069ok, so the new meta becomes hugging and annoying the attacker as much as possible>if he does not fight back, then you have successfully made him harmless>if he fights back, you preeptively flop and any successful attack gets revokedgreat sport, schluchtenscheißer.
>>156688191>the new meta becomes hugging and annoying the attacker as much as possibleIt always was.If you chimp out, then "he provoked it :(" never counted as excuse.Remember that Germany lost because a negro of their team decided to push over the other teams goal keeper.How many times does this need to happen till you accept that chimping out is not allowed?
>>156687246This. Embarrassing!
>>156687246/thread
>>156688283>It always was.it only is for certain teams in this WC.the paraguayan gk grabbed our players by the balls and then walked into him. but losing ealier and getting rid of nagelsmann was better anyways.
>>1566876161. it was clearly a dive2. the ball wasn't in play
>>1566877841st angle makes HAALAND look worse, second angle makes the diver look worse. Final decision: no decision possible; play on!
>>156688191that's why you counterflop
>>156688326Can you imagine how absolutely idiotic and subjective the game would be if you would have your rules along the line of:>you are allowed to chip out if there are sufficient reasons for ithow do you judge that?Is it then automatically allowed when a wholesome chungus reddit team does it, but disallowed when Paraguay does it?You want subjectivity and rigging in your favor.
>>156687176If you can't see this is a hilarious flop you are either totally blind or just a bong shitHopefully haaland rapes his dirty ass with the first chance he gets when they return to Manchester
flop of the century
>>156687821>>156687616Defenders always gets preferential treatment in these cases. It literally happens in EVERY game but people are only crying because it benefitted England this one time. Quite hilarious really.
>>156687176bodied that freak
>>156687784Oh what, seriously? This was so fucking rigged for England man
>>156687176Lack of raiding
>>156687784Waiving for a foul mid-fall is the ultimate giveaway. When you’re in the process of an actual sudden and unexpected fall, your brain is typically focused on bracing for impact, not flagging down the reffies.
>blatantly elbows player on the back>no var reviewI love how "random" this whole shit is.
>>156687993Thanks Hans, see you in 2 years.
>>156687176literally not a foul.. the angloid cries in pain as he riggs it
>>156687176Lol just noticed the draped Scotland flag in the corner. My god, they're petty
>>156689306not if messi does it
>>156687246>a divegrass player didn't expect another divegrass player to divereally nigga
>>156689633yeah but people will ignore this and only say argentina is helped by var
>>156687176He did what? Just put the hands on the chest of the english bitch that throwed itself on the ground with a malicious intent knowing that (((FIFA))) itself is malicious?
>>156687176
>>156688407anything would be better than the inconsistent garbage we have right now. either allow chimpouts on both sides or punish the defenders for obtrusive hugging.
>>156689578Yeah the thing that pisses me off the most is the way they stare right at the referee immediately, like a schoolkid who glances at the teacher to see if they got someone in trouble. It's already shameless and bitchmade enough as a grown man to crumple like a paper bag when you get pushed on the shoulder, but that cynical shit is what makes me want to not even watch anymore.
>>156689578this. 2nd best give away is them holding both their hands on their faces.no one does that when they are in pain except for toddlers.
>>156687176Dude is made of air or something?
>>156689633The guys in the VAR room are making a lot of money in this WC with betting.
>>156688591Ok ranjeesh i hope your green card doesn't expire soon
>>156687176You can take the man out of Leeds
Haaland was baited, took the bait, and gave 8 exactly what he wanted.Very dishonest play by 8.
>>156687380kekoldchool type meme
