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>wtf, why is haaland pushing me bro?
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And the english wonders why the whole world hates their team, lmao
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>>156688717
>whole world
you, the seething swede, a couple of germans and a romanian gypsy are not the whole world. row on
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>>156688735
and the Romanian is a stringy blue haired ghoul
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>>156688735
Post hand and weight
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>>156688632
It's Brotwurst Haaland, actually.
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>>156688632
kek
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>>156688735
There’s a thread up right now with 100 replies, made by your fellow countryman, asking why the whole world hates your team. Might want to peak your head in there

>>156686580
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the english are scum, example 234979391
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>>156688717
Because someone stood up to your ogre and then he chimped out on a corner and then shat it for the rest of the game

oh boo hoo hoo
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>>156688632
The referee stoping Haaland instead of the actual aggressor is spiritually English.
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brits play the worst kind of football imagineable, diving whenever possible. always complaining to the ref
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>>156688777
this isn't your gay dating app stinky
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>>156688839
Kek, this.

>no, I don't think you have m8
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>>156688839
>i've been fouled
>i don't think you have, m8
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>>156688839
True, kek
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>>156688735
کیا اس نسل پرستی کے لیے آپ کے پاس لائسنس ہے؟
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>>156688632
The same thing happened when the goal was disallowed
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Their whole gentleman 'fair play' shtick falls apart when you realize Kane is one of the most refined divers of the sport today.
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>>156688632

Halaand got locked up and frustrated so much that he barely touched the ball and was subbed. Tommy Tactics masterclass.
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Anderson is so elite. Worthy every penny of that £116m. This dude ran the show yesterday. He also created one of the goals in the Mexico game. He's our real MVP for ball knowers. Decline Rice on the bench where he belongs.
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>>156688910
Adapt or die. The game is the game.
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>>156688735
After last night, I hate you too btw. Hope cuckitini btfos your ass
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>>156689016
>cheat or lose
We’d rather lose. Enjoy your unearned victory
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>>156689063
Don't be salty m8
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>>156689162
Weird post
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>>156689201
Its just the reality
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>>156688992
absolutely and he's only 23. hopefully they dont bencho him the next few years.
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>>156689305
No way he's gonna be spammed out every game like Maresca used to do with Enzo
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>>156688735
Kek I'm using their tears as lube
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>>156688632
>Defenders can initiate a grappling match with attackers during corners
>The ref calls it a foul if the attacker wins
What are we doing here, B?
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>>156688777
Kike
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>>156688825
Kike.
>>156688892
State of the gypo
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The game has always had a fundamental problem with the amount of physical contact that’s accepted because it’s not entirely clear. You aren’t supposed to pull a shirt, but everyone does it. You aren’t meant to grab and hold to obstruct movement or shove, but everyone does it. When you get caught it’s up to the whims of the ref and the perceived importance of the situation that determines the outcome.
No one has ever figured out how to solve it. I guess we could insist on every player playing bare chested, but that is never happening.
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>>156688735
and you keep on diving and fake crying
half of your team deserves red cards for their acting performances
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>>156689478
>>156689539
>esl opinions
yawn
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>>156688717
No one hates England.
Norway is cringe, glad they be row row row back to their nice first world country.
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>>156689497
>the Nude World Cup
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NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET THE WHOLESOME VIKING WHO DO NO WRONG SCORE AND FOUL
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England has tried playing clean and sportsmanlike for decades and has only been punished for it. I think its high time we start playing suarezball. Diving and dirty tackles and shirtpulling is how you win tournaments. I dont like it, but thats what sudacas and eurangutans have normalised.
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>>156689568
>pakistani opinion
Yawn
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>>156689640
You're right
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>>156688632
It should be an instant red card if a player bear hugs in the box uses both arms to restrain an opponent or wraps an arm around the neck. That was
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>>156689850
This. But diving should also be an automatic red. It’s destroying the sport
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>>156689675
>analbanian opinion
Yawn
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>>156688632
He seems to have a great balance over here, what happened bongsissies...??
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Our teams behaviour has been frankly disgusting, unsportsmanlike and a disgrace to the English flag.
The entire team played dirty with Kane being the worst offender, like a baby who forceably wet himself and appeals to the ref that he smells like a tramps crotch and deserves a free goal.
Loathsome and a vile man
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>>156688632
They baited my guy
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>>156688632
i was pretty upset yesterday, but i'd rather our team be moral winners and not reach the semis than have them play like england did and get btfo in the semis anyway. our team wasn't going to win the wc, but neither is england.
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I'm just watching for funny results and happenings. The semis will be great.
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I couldn't give a toss about norway losing nor about england winning.
It's playing extremely dirty diveball and then pretending they're playing clean footy that's annoying.
Doubly so when they're crying that everyone else does it while simultaneously pretending they didn't do it like fuck off.
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>>156688632
You'll never see this the other way around, btw
An English striker could NEVER
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>>156689568
you're not going to the finals
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>>156688632
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>>156688717
I dont.
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if Haaland just flopped like a normal player that game he'd have gotten 3-4 pens easy
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>>156690865
>if haaland just lost his integrity and cheated he would have won
Damn why didnt he think of that
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>>156692234
Diving is not losing integrity, it's not cheating, it's a regular part of the game. Football is war, and it is regulated by the referee. It's not some kickabout with friends.

That being said it might be a bit much to criticize someone for NOT diving.
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>>156692234
Erlingz is too HOVNORABLE
VGH... A TRVE EVROPEAN
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>>156692333
Trying to trick the referee by faking an injury is absolutely cheating. It's supposed to be a yellow card according to the laws of the game, but FIFA has been looking the other way for far too long. Btw, the norwegians founded your capital, you should thank them
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>>156692333
>it's a regular part of the game
I like how in basketball they just call it "and 1"
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>>156688717
>We're hated by sore losers who bitch, cry and spam the entire day because they lost a game of footy. Talk about honour and the right thing then immediately mask off WHY SHOULDN'T WE CHEAT WE MUST WIN BUT THE WIRE I'M GOING TO BACK ANYONE ELSE TO SPITE YOU
I don't take redditor opinions seriously
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>>156690058
It was foretold. Trips don't lie
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>>156689337
as you get fucked in the ass by a paki?
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NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING HAALAND SISTERS WE MUST START A PETITION
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>>156689850
good job that wasn't in the box
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>>156689915
>tf
>remove kebab
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>>156688735
kys inbred
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>>156688717
Is it because of colonialism and white supremacy?
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>>156689850
touching the neck is instaredcard sometimes
that rule has led to some hilarious dives
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>>156689497
>No one has ever figured out how to solve it
It's in the rules, dude. Give penalties when people do it too much, give yellows for other shit. Reds for the worst shit. A french player should have gotten a red for hitting a swedish player. But FIFA and the world cup is rigged so they let the biggest countries get away with everything every single time
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>>156689884
>But diving should also be an automatic red. It’s destroying the sport
Now this I agree with. If diving was an automatic red it'd solve a lot
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>>156688632
lmao no wonder he didn't do anything the whole game
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Englands team being black will never not be funny, anglo-saxon peasants cheer this on kek, humiliation ritual
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We won the

1. the hearts of the public

2. the social media

3. the moral victory

Let the britbongs have their paid fifa victory
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>>156688777
Checked. The English are pussies. That twink couldn't jump fast enough after Godland touched him.
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>>156688632
when did this happen in the match?
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>>156689497
it should be a red card if you intentionally hold another player and also a straight red card if you dive



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