Volumes.
>>156689455>viking raiders when the opponent isn't a defenceless monk or eldery woman.
>>156689494KEEEK
There was also a fun moment where Bobb's shot went over the crossbar and John Stones celebrated it by roaring like a lion and pumping his fist right in front of Bobb who looked visibly intimidated
>another attemp at rewriting historyanyone who watched it live saw british players hugging the field like 10 times more than swedish did
Having a guy named "oscar bob" on your team is just a bad omen
>>156689455ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>156689455Anglos shilling this bench warmer is hilarious
>>156690029i dont think he won though
>>156689455
>>156690071I know, just mirin' the english giant.
>>156689455>*rapes /sp/*
>>156689455i like how they only bring him on at the end to do big fuckoff headers into the stands
>>156689455>AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING MY REDDIT AURA I'M A REAL VIKING /SP/ TOLD ME SO
>>156689494It's mad how the vikings never beat a tough opponent. Only defenceless peasants.
>>156689455Gaped
>>156691123Based
>>156691173Neither did you until the viking attacks forced you to organize into a military force. The viking raiders were just farmers and fishermen looking for loot, not ancient soldiers or any kind of army
>>156693056Snowniggers were truly the somalis of yesteryear
>>156693231>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JOCKEY FOR THE BALL WITH OUR HECKIN INVINCIBLE VIKING YOU JUST CAN'T OK HE DONE A RAIDERINO AND ROWED A SAILBOAT HE AN INNOCENT LITTLE BOY LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>156689494Lindisfarne strikes back
>>156693231That's from a different incident than the one at the disallowed goal
>>156693727They know that
>>156690968>The moment he knew
>>156689455The fists clenched make it funnier, like he came to battle them all one by one
Why didn't Norway switch out most of his team? By the later half of the second half of the game they were visibly tired while England kept switching in more and more fresh out of the oven blackoids.
>>156691173I'd tell you to read up on the varangian guard, normans, sicillian colonists, kievan rus and a lot of other viking groups but your ang*o brain would probably fry and you start screaming for USA to save you again
>>156694606Their squad isn't as deep as ours and we also have an edge in physical conditioning as more of our players play for the biggest clubs.Credit to Haaland, he doesn't dive and cheat and was actually very graceful in defeat complimenting Jude Bellingham, who is his friend. It was only his dad who had a moan about refs.
>>156689494>>156691173Swedish vikings aka Varangians were far more impressive than the Norwegian and Danish pirates that went to England and France.We carved our way through the rivers of Eastern Europe, subdued the slavs and founded what would eventually become Russia (sorry), fought against Persian, Arab and Mongoloid armies, were the personal army for Byzantine emperors.
Used to think bongs were good sports but this WC has shown me that they're the most spiteful and bitter group of the bunch without an ounce of sportsmanship, even worse than argies. What the hell happened?
>>156694769>WeOnly thing you carved your way through is Jamal's boxers, Sven.
>>156689455I’m from Blyth (Dan Burn’s hometown north of Newcastle)AMA
>>156694769>weyeah ok ᛚᚬᛘ ᛅᚾᛏᛁᚱᛋᛋᚬᚾ
>>156694789only three words needed there champ
>>156694702>he doesn't dive and cheatI hope your team learns and stops diving and cheating for the next WC. I wouldn't count on it tho.
>>156694789That's simply not true. English are renowned for fair play. Are you a migrant?
>>156694789We like Norway. It was a consequence of third worlders relentlessly sucking you off on Xitter and turning it into viking fetishism. You out played us for a long stretch of the second half which I didn't anticipate happening. It made Tuchel furious because we do have an edge in quality that didn't show enough because of the job you did. Some decisions went against you, some went against us. 2-1 is what I felt at the start. You will be stronger next time.
>>156689455good to know meme players can still exist in today's football
>>156694789they were always like this. their only WC is won by rigging
>>156694789says the guy inventing phantom cables causing a goal
>>156694960Take away the crossbar goal we would have still won. Alf Ramsey was a big brain manager. They are a team of tall players that are very difficult to play against, having a Dan Burn as secret weapon is just funny because he's not a great player but giant.
>>156691123>>156693339The funniest thing was that for all the hype for the battle, Big Dan only came on after Haaland had already limped off.
>>156694921So you guys decided to be vindictive and bitter at us because a bunch of foreigners liked us more than you guys? Starting to see where germans and french people are coming from when talking about englishmen
>>156695099>So you guys decided to be vindictive and bitter at usUnironically, what the actual fuck are you on about, mate?
>>156694769I don't blame you for that, I blame you for not solving the mess you made in the 18th centurySo close too, shame
>>156695129>It was a consequence of third worlders relentlessly sucking you off on Xitter and turning it into viking fetishism.Maybe you're showing good sportsmanship, but most bongs on /sp/ certainly aren't
>>156695232nta but what are you talking about?the world was set on fire because everything thinks a ball hit a cable. it's always England v everyone else in these games. we like Norway. you lost and we won, there's no hate.
>>156695345i might have overdone it last night by drunkenly telling a norwegian anon to cry enough tears so i can do some rowing of my own
>>156695401>telling a norwegian anon to cry enough tears so i can do some rowing of my ownkek. Part of it is that they have so many tall players they were brute forcing us into playing a certain way and terrorising us on corners. We hate the idea of any one trying to out muscle us, especially if it's another Euro nation. Talk shit about our women but not our fighting
>>156689494It is pretty funny how vikings are romanticised in media. Give it a few hundred years and the British empire will be romanticised too.
Never seen this Dan Burn character before but he is pure kino. Hope to see more of him in the next couple games.
>>156689455same energy
>>156696009Made a game saving block against Mexico as well, threw himself in front of an overhead kick
>>156693231Trust someone Chinese to come up with something completely imaginary and artificial
>>156696009Big Dan Burn is 100% a chad. Tommy doesn't start him because he knows it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.
>>156696191He's barely off the ground here too kek.
>>156696315NØ means NØ
why are people celebrating Dan Burn like you weren't crying when he was called up instead of shitty maguire
>>156696009he was forged in the infamous >Moyes game 12 years ago
>>156689455Battle of Stamford Bridge 1066 (colourised)
>>156696594damn that was ages ago now
