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07/12/26(Sun)09:59:21 No.156689685

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argentinian explaining futbol to the retard 07/12/26(Sun)09:59:21 No.156689685

Futbol —the greatest and most complete sport ever invented— is built on technique and IQ.

Players like Haaland (top striker imho), are living proof that the "wake up 4am and ice bath" repressed homosexual mentality isn't enough to save you from being ass raped by a 5'7" white man.

And this is where the fat and gay Americans get confused.

They genuinely think futbol is just "European basketball with your feet." They'll watch three World Cup games every four years and discover the offside rule on TikTok.

Then there are the English (the white ones, not the pakis - but it also goes to Europe in general).

Every World Cup they're the favorites. Every World Cup they sing "It's Coming Home." Every World Cup they end up watching someone else lift the trophy while explaining how the Premier League is still the best league in the world.

Imagine spending your entire life hearing stories about 1966 the way normal people hear Bible verses while seeing your team get full of black men.

And finally, my favorite species: the occasional fat and gay futbol watcher.

They show up every four years, call every dive "disgusting," think possession equals domination, believe penalties are "just luck," and somehow conclude that the better team always wins. These are the same people who think a 7-0 basketball game would be boring because "nothing happened."

Futbol isn't for everyone. It's a game where one touch, one movement, one decision can decide an entire nation's happiness for a generation. If you don't understand that, that's okay. There are always sports with commercial breaks every six minutes.

Meanwhile, Argentina keeps doing what Argentina does.

We won the last World Cup. Now we've made another deep run and reached the top four without even playing our best futbol. Apparently our "bad tournaments" are still better than everyone else's dream campaigns.

Some countries manufacture gay athletes. Argentina manufactures footballers.