Gooby at ChurchMax Sleeping InPaddy at the Breakfast Buffet
>Both of the Slovenia troon's boys who xhe had spammed for weeks lost in a minute in the most embarrassing way possible>Clitia Topiglet was utterly destroyed and dispatched by a 40 year old just a month agoGEEEEEEEEEEG has there ever been a bigger lolcow in the history of /heem/ than this retard tranny FREAK?
no refunds
>>156690175All good. I don't pay for this anyways
I think Cody keeps getting tattoos on his face to try to convince the family court officer to not give him custody over his hapa kid. (no racist. I, for one, support hapa kings and will likely have my own one day.)
>Ilia dead>Khamzat dead>Pereira dead>Jiri dead>Aspinall dead>Gooby well and truly finished>only breakout star of the year thus far is "Josh Hokit"It's actually, genuinely, unironically over for this semen slurping sport
retard that i am i switched on BSD side...day before
Easy like Sunday Morning https://youtu.be/saaLW0jiiUE>Dedicated to Gooby
>>156690160RIP
I think it sucks his knee blew out
What's really unfair is even after Dana slaughters this sport he'll still be rich.
Protestant work ethic can save gooby from his degenerate catholic ways, Martin luther as a head coach and he is unstoppable, less tweets, more hammers nailing the doors of MMA
>>156690137Was that the worst way it could've gone for Conor?
Hokit gable would be cool
>>156690252The worst would have been Max taking the chance to heem him when he was compromised or Max humiliating him in the post fight speech, overall he had the best worst outcome
>>156690243The last thing Gooby needs is the Protestant ability to bend and twist Christianity to any and all of his needs/purposes. He'd probably find a way for it to prove God wants him to do blow.
>>156690252Connor lost like a weenie>shitty kick>doesnt even connect>gets injured>senior citizen moment, help ive fallen and cant get upEven Max felt bad for him. Truly embarrassing way to lose. Conor would rather go out like a warrior and get knocked out but instead god punished him in worse way.
lights were too bright
>>156690270Gable low key hates Hokit. He kept talking down about hokit every time they asked him. Says he should go to 205. Were gonna have another reshad/jones situation at Jacksons mma again. They never learn, Greg Jackson is too greedy. He forgets to balance the gym, you cant have to many sharks in same weight class. Always causes problems.
UFC 250 was the series finale
lets look forward guys. better days (events) will come for sure. heads up /heem/...bbl
Chandlerbros...is...is there still hope? After we've been through? Can it really happen?
>>156690500
I think it’s a 50/50 on whether Hokit calls Gable a rapist, or gay
>>156690205>Josh Hokit>he fell for the goof heavyweight meme OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BRO GOOD HEAVYWEIGHTS DON'T EXIST
that leg is toast folks
>shills forcing shit itt alreadykys
>Rogan spends entire Sandhagen fight talking about his leg, which wasn't injured>Rogan keeps asking "What is going on" in a fight where Conor clearly has an injured leg
Gonna be really funny when Hokit loses to some schmuck like Sergei Pavlovich He's theoretically a good match up in to Aspinall but going to war with Curtis Blaydes is a bad sign
>>156690329Protestants are a meme and thats basically all of christians in Europe and America. >leave catholicism over stupid issues>lutheran movement fragments into several meme religions.>obsess over Jesus instead of paying attention to entire bible>Get in fights with jews when instead you should be employing them to run your businesses Catholics aren't perfect but they are definitely the proper religion. Orthodox are okay too, its pretty much same as catholics with mild differences.
>>156690620rob should lose weight
>>156690525For sure. Conor should be able to return from this injury in 2029. Chandler should just sit out and wait for that.
>>156690362Looks like AI.
>>156690620>>Rogan keeps asking "What is going on" in a fight where Conor clearly has an injured legThis was extremely embarrassing and annoying as fuck. I'm glad the match ended before he got to act even more retarded.
>>156690003 #stemcells and peptides might have worked
>>156690646Protestantism was created by a super devout Catholic who thought the papacy was heretical and likely the Anti-Christ, then when it came to America it became serpent worship and hijacked by Jews
>>156690709Bros... is it time we admit Flyweight > Bantamweight
The only fight goob has left is chandler
>>156690818What's crazy is Chandler would be a lock.
All things die.
UFC 330 : Lindsay Graham vs Mitch McConnell
/pw/ here. Your sport is faker than ours. KWAB.
Paddy's gf looks like Bonnie Blue
How did paddy look against BSD
>>156690944An ugly wife is a treasure at the home, she probably prepares him all those meals that fattens him up back to 200 lbs
>>156687221
>>156690983Paddy looked okay, BSD was just horrible
>ACK!
>>156690983BSD shot right into a guillotine. There really wasn't anything to learn from the fight.
>>156690928I can't even argue against this.
Conor McGregor is a convicted rapist.
>>156690983BSD had a classic IQ failure
ufc is finished, nobody is going to see any hype matches after this farcelast good interesting fights were with anderson silva and rhonda royusey
>>156690944a 10 in liverpool mind you
>>156691052The whitehouse card was great
>>156691052sure hope so, but realistically there's no way it actually goes away. dana just has too much money and too many connections. fucking TKO is likely here to stay until we manage to get these lazy politician fucks off their asses to actually kill a monopoly for once in their lives
somebody oiled up the 'gon so connor would slip!!!
conor bros that was awful
>>156691052Conor was washed anyway. Now the sport can officially move beyond him. Paddy will be the new star for the masses.
>>156690779Gooby is almost 40. After a certain point not even roids will help you. Many old guys do gear and then think they can still compete with young guys. Doesn't work that way the body has a limit. Most fighters should retire by 35, only a handful can fight for a bit longer. Usually bigger guys that have bigger bodies that develop slower.
>>156690818he's finished. no reason to give him another one.
>>156691164don't worry your precious little heart, dana tossed the nelk boys a $1m juicer after the fight anyway. no matter what, our precious influencers will get paid
Good ALWAYS defeats evil
So he got injured back stage and kept it mum so he could bag a fight purse. Threw the kick so it could heem his knee proper instead of carefully trying to fight Max Standing. Done. Case closed.
>>156691299He literally did the exact same thing derrick lewis did against waldo and threw awful switch kicks to self heem
call me handsome call me cynical but I'm just not buying the injury
Conors Bday is 2 days away. Probably will do emergency surgery soon, its better to operate on major knee tears right awa. Conors going to be in a wheel chair on Birthday. This sports unforgiving. His fault though you can't party for years and be on a bunch pills, coke, whippets, alcohol, weed and roids... then expect to be able to compete at the top level. God punished him accordingly. Hes probably still mad, expecting Conor to be struck by a lightning bolt on his yacht.
literally the worst main event in the history of mma
The balding Mohawk was certainly a decision
>>156686698Yeah he did it that way in the warm up footage. Must have choked in the moment
Max needs to dump his lady she was acting like it was an inconvenience when he husband made FREE MONEY that she can use to keep her face pretty and titties perky she should have been prostrating herself before him in gratitude
>>156691389A bad one maybe
>>156691242Didn't this guy marry his cousin and kill his own dad to duck tony ferguson
>>156690646>>156690805Nobody cares about your gay little Jewish sect wars over which pedo is touching the children the right way.
>To my children: We are McGregors. We represent greatness. And on Saturday night, you're going to see it from ringside, baby. The McGregor represent greatness!
How do you think goobie is feeling today lmao?embarrassedashameddisgustedwhat a fucking washed bum
Laugh at these IDIOTS.(I'm not laughing at McKinney- or BSD-pickers, since I was such, and because those were understandable picks, even if they were wrong.)How much of an IDIOT do you have to be to pick Kavanagh to beat Royval? Whom has Kavanagh beat? A FULLY washed Moreno? He has lost to Charles Johnson (who SUCKS) and he just barely beat Felipe dos Santos (who SUCKS even more).You IDIOTS. I'm glad Royval got it done.
>>156691016
No one here watches this sport without mcgregor until proven otherwise btw
I am not sure what I have
>>156691484Probably planning his next cocaine bender and rape spree already. The stink of defeat just washes right off him!
>>156691472
>>156691536Can he even rape anymore? One kick to that knee and he is done.
>>156691509>bro you’re an IDIOT if you picked the -240 favorite over the guy who has been heemed in his last two fights and has gone on record talking about his long term concussion issues
just how fucking SHIT are dan hooker, beneil dariush, and mauricio ruffy? holy christ lightweight is over.
Surely McGregor will be back to finish the trilogy... right?
>>156691517>umm, did you see this time that paddy got subbed when he was 18 and never roided?!?
>>156691523*Excuse me.I am not sure what I have enjoyed more in the past week:1) Seeing CRYnaldo lose in the World Cup AGAIN Ahahahahhaahahahah2) Seeing timid and afraid Norcucks get sent home by aggressive and alpha EngGODS ahahaahahahhaha3) Seeing Conor lose looking like a 100 year old trying to dance swing AhahahahahahahhahaWht a fantastic week to be a basedchad
>>156691242Brazzas do it right>Trane UFC in a secluded Martial Arts compound deep in mountain>River flowing next to it to peacefully remind you to be one with nature>Private dormitory in compound to sleep after training >Mess hall for all the brazzas to eat >Religious temple next to gym so you can pray everyday> Gated Soccer court to have fun active recovery>Their training center in mountain has everything you could need>Nobody else for several miles to bother brazzas>Trane UFC everyday, no distractions, no bullshit. Javier Mendez old school training methods were everyone beats the shit out of each other until you figure out who are top dawgs. Its no wonder they are so good.
Goby has a fight booked for April 2027
>>156691602It's really just no pussy and no booze.
>>156691558Yes. You are ALL idiots. And yes, I put my money where my mouth is. The entire cuckshed.
Undefeated. He has only lost to injuries. >Artemij Sitenkov (knee injury)>Joseph Duffy (strangulation)>Nate Diaz (strangulation)>Khabib (strangulation)>Dustin Poirier (concussion)>Dustin Poirier (leg injury)>Max Holloway (knee injury)
UFC should remain in the Meta APEX for the foreseeable future
>>156691602>marries siblings to keep the bloodline pureYou missed one.
>>156691517BSD army
Karate Combat will outlast the UFC. Think about that
most of the public betting money was on mcgregor
>>156691509Anyone who picked BSD after is legit retarded. Paddy went against Prime Justin and barely took any damage. Coming back more motivated than ever it was a foregone conclusion.
Conor McCuckorBenoit Saint Cuckis Cory CuckhagenLonely Cuckanagh Terrance McCuckey
>>156691677Saul lotta emptea seatz lass nighht
UFC putting on shows in rec centers and wing bars soon
>>156691602you forgot no women
>>156691557The always crafty McGregor might have to adopt the tactics of an ambush predator, but I'll never put money on the victim when Conor's on the card. I think he'll find a way to get it done, no matter the odds.
He is going to run through the HW division
>>156691651Show another bet you made on that site on a previous card to prove you're not just taking shit off twitter to post.
>>156691651I had 10k on Holloway lol
>>156691801he got goober legged by a plumber
>>156691801He ain't that good i want to see him vs waldo
>>156691723bbest card ever >Conor McCuckorthe good lord took his knee >Benoit Saint Cuckisrushed in like a vet>Cory Cuckhagenthat was a #4 vs #5 fight lol >Lonely CuckanaghRoyval learned how to jab BIG TIME CONTENDER >Terrance McCuckeyhe quit like a bitch
>>156691810I had 25k lmao
>>15669185725k rupees lol
Cory Sandhagen injured his leg badly at the end of the first round. He adapted his fighting style and won the second round.Conor McGregor injured his leg badly before the first round. He threw a leaping kick to start the fight.
>>156691857Post the stub to flex
>>156691801He struggled with a literal nobody hobbyist who fights part time.
>Pereira lost>Illia lost>Conrad is donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7X1YQaQwdQ
>>156691637Its not that simple. Conor slept at SBG and was sober for a few months and no dee pussy either. He still looked awful. The Brazzas live and breathe martial arts, its a permanent lifestyle. They never slip up. Conor was just a tourist. At this level you can't half ass shit with a few months of work. Max does it right too>Train everyday>Constant surfing and swimming to actively recover>doesnt drink or do drugs>his family were drug addicts and he hated it>his ex was an alcoholic and he dumped her. Took lil bless away from her>whenever max wants to cut loose just plays video games>goes to church consistently (hes christian)>donates to charity, just saw the other day that he opened a free gym for hawaiin kids to train at.Max deserves his success. Bunch of fighters half ass shit and do bad stuff then wonder why things go bad. Brian Ortega is same as Conor, he would party from Thursday to Sunday doing drugs, drinking, cheating on wife, ignoring sons. Then train only Monday Tuesday Wednesday. How the fuck do you expect to be a champ like that. Bunch of fighters deserve to lose and eventually it catches up to them.
>>156691952>sober for a few months yeah what about the years prior?>no dee pussy eitheryes, he was probably not having sex with his wife
>>156691952turns out you can't abuse your body for 5 years and do steroids for 6 months and comeback
Paddy looks like me when I'm taking a shit which has turnef into an epic and it's going to last ages but I have a bus to catch so I have to getg it out as soon as possible
why does he look 60 years old
>>156691952You are naive if you think he was sleeping at SBG. He just needed an excuse to be away from his family. He was probably all hookers and cocaine for the fight camp
>>156691986Conor was only sober for few months. Before that he for sure was drinking, smoking, doing drugs. Conor has never been sober for a year. He only does it for few months while training. Drugs ruin your body and ruin brain. If you watch all the conor interviews he was talking in a bit of a haze, his eyes looked different too.
>>156692042He looks like Chuck Liddell.
Gooby angered the gods
>>156691651>>156691808
If you didn't know Conor was fucked when he was sweating buckets just walking around the octagon that's on you.
>>156692084He embraced the wrong religion.
>it was rigged bro>trust me bro
>>156692109Pretty much everyone knew he was fucked when he dipped on embedded.
>>156692096Dumb faggot.
>>156692148looks like I clocked you bappa no need to seethe
I knew Conor would lose because my dad likes him.
>>156691801he looked mighty heemable against the SNACK PANTHER
when did you first realize that gambling was responsible for 95% of the cancer in mma posting
>>156692173OhohohohoDouhuhuhuuhuhuhu
>>156692213These last few years since sports betting blew up here have blackpilled the fuck out of me and I would genuinely support a blanket ban on gambling across the entire country with zero loopholes.
>>156692213muslims don't gamble b
>>156692042alcoholism steroidscocaineand 38 ain't young
Can't wait to see McGregor and Holloway duke it out tonight! Bet the house on McGregor boys here we gooo!!
>>156692227might wanna reupload kid
>>156692236lol fuck, Nick only came back for the money he looked so shit vs lawler, and his brother looked wore than that vs mike "cromag" perry
this is also a Conor 38 we are talking about. He's prob had some epic untelevised coke and booze benders that would have ended most of us, but his mate gets the good shit so he can keep going
WE drilled the kick
I still don't understand the Bobby Green """victory""". Terence was piecing him up, then he eats a shot to the HIP and just folds? The fuck was that??
>>156692229zased tbqh
>>156692384I had placed a $5 bet on over 1.5 rounds and the fighters got tipped off.
>>156692236Didn’t nick also run out and throw a retarded meme kick?
I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow. I will overcome this. I will not be deterred. I will return.Yours truly,Heem.
He never showed a second bet.
>>156692229Yup, it's fucking evil. Gamba is purely predatory and introduces incentives which corrupt everything it touches... and it's gone way beyond sports.
>>156690160>bigger lolcow in the history of /heem/ I raise you an Ortega fag
I was never a UFC fan. I was never a Portugal fan. I was a McGregor and Ronaldo fan. I am retiring from /sp/. It's been good knowing you.
>>156692354Gooby is rich so he probably gets the purest shit possible. Pack is air sealed, and hand delivered in a suitcase by some mexican guy in a suit.
