I was just handed the script for the final of this world cup by a good sepharadi jewish friend of mine called Ben Chetrit. Here's how it goes:>McAllister or Alvarez score the first goal at minute 20. >The French equalize and follow up with another one which is ruled offside because 2mm of Olisé's dreadlock were offside. >Mbappé scores at minute 60 but Messi is awarded a penalty at minute 75. Score 2-2.>Game goes to extra time and another goal from Mbappé followed 10 minutes later by another successful penalty for Argentina by Messi. Final score 3-3. Verditct: Argentina wins on tiebreaker penalties and Mbappé needs physical therapy to relieve the pain on his legs from all the tackles.Trump personally award the trophy to Messi after a lengthy speech and some intern hands Mbappé his golden boot.
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