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If you were the guy wearing the red jersey and possessing the ball, in this image, what would you do?
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>>156693520
Become naked and crap on the ground.
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>>156693520
this is what i would do. clean goal, calls to VAR denied.
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locate the closest BBC which indeed seems to be just in front of my face, get on my knees and give it the sloppiest blowjob imaginable
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>>156693520
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>>156693520
I wouldn’t do anything. I would listen to what they have to say. And that’s what no one did.
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>>156693520
>GRAURRGGHHHHHHHH
>HURREEGGØLHHHHHRR
>HRRAEEGHHHHGGEGHH
>GØLL GØØØLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>HRRUINNGHHHHARRRRRRRR
honestly who can even understand wtf Haaland says on these matches
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>>156693520
>pass it early
>Stones intercepts

>pass it late
>bad position to get it onto Haaland off your right

>delay for a moment
>white shirts swarm the box
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>>156693667
kek
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>>156693520
I wouldn't do anything. I would ask Haaland why he even wants the pass, and that's what Sorloth did.
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>>156693520
i would try to pass to haaland only for the english defender to intercept it. but at least the retarded sportwatchers wouldn't want to crucify me irl
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>>156693520
It's already too late at that point. The time to pass was about 1-2 seconds prior.

Haaland is gesturing in frustration because he knows it already overdue.
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>>156693520
Id activate my ronaldo dribble anime powers, overheat, then get crowded by defenders
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>>156693520
this specific moment is a bad moment to pass to haaland btw. all the options here suck, either he shoots as soon as possible, attempts a dribble, or holds the ball up.
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>>156693520
Here was already too late. Should have passed way earlier.
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>>156693768
Powerful.
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Literally anything was better than what he did
How will sorloth live this down
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>>156693520
It was at this moment he fucked up
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>>156693520
At this point Sorloth had already bungled it. He should have passed to Haaland much earlier when he was open. For some reason he thought he could dribble the entire English defense



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