>IT'S MY TURN TO BE A STAR>YOU'VE BEEN HOGGING THE GLORY ALL TOURNAMENT>NOW, IT'S FINALLY MY TIME. MY TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT ALEXANDER SORLOTH IS CAPABLE OF!
>give the me the ball so we can score>Sorloth:
People are seeing things in this moment that just aren't there. Even if he gets the pass off to Haaland, there's a higher chance of it getting blocked by a defender or intercepted by Pickford than making it to Haaland successfully. Then Haaland still has to score. Then they have to sweat through a 7-minute unofficial VAR break while the reffies confirm whether they can take the goal off the board due to England's dive at the beginning of the move.
>>156696260top 10 anime betrayals
>>156696538kek
>should I pass the greatest player my country has ever produced or should I attempt a dribble despite being fucking shit at it
>>156696610Poor bait
>>156696610Great bait
>>156696773It's not bait.>dude just like make the pass like I could have made that passNo, in all likelihood you could not.
>implying this wasn't part of infantino's screenplay you never fucking learn spuh
I wonder if he slapped Snoresloth after the match
>>156696260he channeled his inner nafri
A manlet chinlet would have gladly passed the ball.
>>156697032Sir Loathed's villain arc begins
>>156697032Unfitting analogy, as Littlefinger was cunning and planned the betrayal all along.Sorloth is more like Theon Greyjoy who just betrayed the Starks out of a retardedly impulsive sense of ego and wanting to prove himself to his failure of a father. It even fits from the standpoint of ethnicity as the Greyjoys were clearly inspired by the Vikings.Maybe he, too, will now get castrated....
>>156696610Youre literally wrong, Halaand was completely free and the defender had no chance of stopping the pass for several secondsWatch that moment from the left side angle, its insane how free it was
>>156696260>Erling, do you have any idea how much money FIFA drove up to my house? This isn't about Norway man. It's about me. Swallow your pride.
>>156698636Another star athlete chiming in on how it's like to be in the field huh
>>156696610Scoring goals in situations like that is Haalands bread and butter. If it landed at his feet there’s a 99.9% chance it’s going in.
>>156696260any movies like this?
>>156698964hannibal
>>156698958meh, VAR would have saved your asses
I'd hate to win a match the way England won that one. Pure refball
Literally Caesar and Koba.
>>156696538Kek
>>156696260>My time to shine
>>156700022as an autist I have a hard time suspending my disbelief, but I still don't know why anyone was supposed to take this franchise seriously
>>156699953They genuinely couldn't in that scenario. No amount of rigging would've saved us in that timeline
>>156696538>I was there, Ødegaard. I was there three thousand steps ago. I was there the day the pass of Alex failed.
>>156700148I forgot there was no webm of the play in this thread, and most webms of the incident omit the beginning for some reason, but Haaland pushed your ngubu and he flopped in the buildup.
>>156700073Pottery
>>156696260he has activated haalands dark character arc
>>156700073>>156700234>it keeps happening
