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Eurochads, how can we help amerigolems fix their horrific sports? I'll start.
>NFL
>timeouts reduced from 6 per game to 2 per game
>field goals are worth 1 point up to 50 yards and 4 points beyond that
>no ads allowed, breaks in play are filled with footage of puppies playing or live security cam footage of grocery stores in ghettos being robbed
>every halftime show is just a reenactment of the Bills choking the superbowl over and over again

>NBA
>remove timeouts entirely
>reverse any and all changes to defensive fouls rules after 1985 or so and allow teams to actually defend
>remove 3 point line. The reward for making a distant shot is you got to shoot uncontested
>actually enforce travels

>Baseball
>

>Hockey
>make the puck pulsate every half second so it can be seen
>introduce a shot clock since there's way too much backwards passing
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>make the puck pulsate every half second so it can be seen
they tried this back in the day, it sucked. there is no getting around the fact that hockey is pretty fucking miserable to watch on tv.



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