Phil Kessel Edition >>156609390
>>156699320My penguins (:
>>156699320my sharkies ):
>>156699344Yesterday I saw a ton of kids in Crosby jerseys at the rink :)
Just updated my chart, who else should I add?
/playoffsbound/
>>156699385Based
>>156699515Maybe on planet retard
>>156699406Goalies normally aren't high picks
gary laced my pancakes with estrogen go sharks!
>The #Oilers have signed forward Colton Dach to a two-year contract extension with an AAV of $1.2 million.
>>156699551Cope
>>156699664I don’t cope
>>156699707Well you should
>>156699581I'm impressed with his flipping skills
>>156700231Why
>>156699320>>156699320>>156699320>>156699320
>>156700409what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>156700240How? He flipped it unto his shirt. Whatever it is now has textile fiber on it
bud1
>>156700844What did he win?
I was blown away the first time I found out they make top-sliced hot dog buns. its the most elite way.
>the cut the BUN in HALF topways
>>156701434wait till you find out this is typical in the outside world.
>>156701300kys
>>156700956he won the day (04/17/22)
>>156701850Imagine the showers
>>156700962finally a good post
>>156701850
they're still teh clubbies to me
>>156701850is that kevin nash
92, 22, the rapes go on and on
>>156702052You have fucking brain damage
>>156702163nah just a history of concussions
>>156702275bud on the left, trb in the air
>>156702275just got off the phone with my mom who called specifically to tell me about that video
we believe its true that bud won and also mitch won
>>156702338It's the latest craze
>>156702338it's going viral
its so fucking hot bro's summer is mad gay
>>156702862this is why the gays invented swimming pools and ice cubes
>>156699406saying a kid who died of brain cancer is a draft bust is about the lowest i've seen this thread go
Try that in a small townYou wouldn't get very far
>>156702987Get a load of this nufag...
>>156702987ive seen some really really bad trb posts that are miles worse
Draft Fee: For every Swedish player drafted, the Swedish Ice Hockey Association receives $20,000. That amount rises to $35,000 for players selected in the first round. This amount is earmarked for Swedish hockey.NHL Contract (Development Compensation): When a player signs an NHL contract, the NHL pays a fixed compensation of $315,000. This amount is distributed among the clubs the player has represented over the past four seasons.If at least 46 Swedish players play 30 games or more in the NHL, a 25% bonus is paid retroactively on all compensation due to the clubs.The parent clubs are allocated $10,000 per player they have helped develop. In the agreement, both the SHL and Hockeyallsvenskan teams have waived this amount so that more money can be distributed down through the league system.
>>156703095that's kewli wonder if it's the same for all other countries in europe
anything cool happen this weekend??
>>156703210colton dach was signed
>>156703183It's not. All federations have individual agreements.
>>156703290yeah that makes sense. sweden/finland can definitely negotiate better deals than say germany given their player outputs
>>156703210broke my toe that was thursday though
Why are we giving money to swedekikes? I thought slavery was illegal?
>>156703323Sorry, I was wrong, the latest agreement is apparently for all of Europe. It used to be individual federations.There's also a "return policy" as stipulated in the 2022 agreement. If a player is drafted outside the first round and is under 24 years of age, the European club has the right to bring the player back if that player is sent to the AHL, as long as the player has a valid contract with that club in Europe.I don't recall if this return policy has been used in Sweden though. The clubs don't want to have a fall out with the NHL teams. I'm pretty sure there was a player a Swedish team could've legally taken back but the player/agent (and his NHL team) basically said that he wanted to be in the AHL.
>>156702862Its freezing in my house literally wearing a hoodie and under a blanket because it so cold
>>156703616describe the blanky
>>156703616sounds comfy
>>156703095what the fuck
>>156703692gary pays a premium to poach europeans
>>156703752>paying premium for shitty eurostink bustsall this time they told me jews control the money
>>156703779Wow it's almost like you have shit for brains and have been successfully propagandized by a bunch of bots on a chinese basket weaving forum
decided i'm gonna build a new blink commander deck
>>156703837Crafty Swedes throwing off the trail, one day the world will know the Swedish Question but I fear it will be too late
KWAB
>>156703692>>156703752Premium? That's basically peanuts. One drafted player in the 2nd to 7th round gives that SHL team enough money to pay the salary of a top six forward for one month.That SHL team might've had that player in their organization from the age of 6.
Are zyns /hoc/ approved ?
>>156703982kwaboty along with the other mc/mac fags
>>156703982Swayman is too strong
>>156704165He got beat up though
>>156703837i hope you have a financially prosperous week rabbi
>>156704209He'd beat up mcgregor though
>>156703655comfy is a codeword for cozy
>>156704165Didn't Swayman brutally beat down Vasi in that fight though?
>>156703210I benched 240 for 5 reps without any help
>comfy is a codeword for boring desuThis is true. So is "chillin" my old roommate and I would say chillin sucks and it stands correct to this very day.
>>156702862I can't wait for fall to be here
im watching cfl action
>>156704165doubt
>>156704532i could heem that lobster
>>156704556he only has one move you can superkick it
>>156703984OK, rabbi.
>>156703982that ned fight was so enjoyable
>>156704679Yes
they got a five game suspension for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LmlSB0yHJ0
>>156704532I like the random baby face
>buy new jock for hockey >it doesn't come with a pocket >too embarrassed to return it fug
>>156704935kekwhat a bitch
>>156704907
>>156704977I'm considering getting another one
>>156705070you're allowed to try them on like shoes ya mong
StampedersBro's......we can still win the Grey Cup
>>156705201>can still winunlike trb
>>156705184ill that the next time i go to pure hockey
it's 4-4 in regina
>>156699320Is that three-time Stanley cup winner Phil Kessel??? Truly an ELITE player
holy frick ur not gonna believe this, make sure to sit down before readingscuba is an acronym! it stands for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. i found this out just now and immediately thought of nathan mackinnon
??
>>156705387Thanks for sharing that knowledge, fren
based stampies finna stamp
>>156705387So you learned what SCUBA means and then immediately thought of someone NOT wearing scuba equipment?>as a kid i got to use SCUBA gear at a waterpark before it opened for the day
>>156705499tldr you lost to bud and mitch
>>156705513good post
i wonder what gary is doing tonight
Sucking Butt Under Buds Anus
>>156705513huh?
>>156705527receiving a nuru massage from bill daly
>>156705563
>>156705608holy shit i bet that felt amazing go flames!!
situation normal all fucked up
F L A M E SLAMES
SUCKUCK
ASSSS
>>156706182This
>>156705527Relaxing in the Cayman Islands while the interns draft next season’s script
f the lames
>>156706312pissing oil onto an open flame is a recipe for disaster
The Marner I just took? Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful.
>>156706323kek
what should our lines be for our /hoc/team, bros?
>>156706465can i be the dietician?
we're just two goy souls swimming in a gare bowl
>>156706743season after season
>>156706465asuka 1c
dreading monday lads
>>156707225You’ll be fine
I dont fuckin care
>>156707380Thanks fren
>>156707225can confirm monday is not too bad
Huomenta but the opposite
>>156707455It's the tuesdays you gotta look out for like 9/11
mmmm badass weekend
>>156707803- Ziad Jarrah
>xhe rb broke xis toeKWABTB
Only the most retarded goyim are dumb enough to risk their hard earned money on the athletic performance of women
shit wrong thread
>>156707924what do you mean "earned money"?
yeah you better slink outta here bitch we love our pwhl girlies
RIP, he was a huge Caniac
this is who you're making fun of btw
>>156707947I would bet on the /hoc/ PWHL player
I'm expecting big things from Linus Karlsson this next season Canuckbros.
We'll be back
>>156708059lindsey is a girls name
>>156708059He also love eating cock like randy ):
This. Is. Everything.
HulksterBros.....
>>156708597kwab
remember when our grandparents told us to stop watching spongebob cuz we're gonna turn freakin gay well now look what happenedthey were right
>>156708597Brutus Beefcake was the Disiple?
>>156708751great post, i hope you post it again sometime
>>156708751you were probably riding the tv remote while you watched
>>156708470in the 00s there was a canadian internet model named Lindsey Marsahall. she was a raptors cheerleader and then she decided to show her vagina on the internet
>>156708538Why can't we just view them as normal human beings though?
>>156709126cool
>over an hourplace is ded
Sam Neill died
>>156709828rip he followed me on an old twitter account for no reason once
McDonalds taking a long ass time but they ain't telling me to pull up
>>156709828thats the guy known as the guy from Jurassic Park
Have built a small collection of NHL cards. Check out my page of various niggers>>156701300this is an extremely good post
>>156709828Who
>>156710226Sam Neill
>>156710157>matt dumba
cup awarded, parade concludedwhere's the trades? typed deludedgary on holiday in tel avivstill he watches while on leaveomnipresent in the threadshaking his head at all (You)'ve saidhockey in houston, with no ice to meltthe sun will never set on gary's belt
drinking beers
>>156710514KWAB
>>156710560
>>156704532snibeti snab x--DD
>>156704907who sami zayn?
>>156711535that shitter lost kek. got a 9 day reign for taking a pay cut kwab
>>156710730This but for all wrestlefags
>>156712008Best post of the thread
Buanos nachos gay retardos
>>156712530Stop fugging sheep.
>>156712584Im trying
Huomenta
>pg 6 on a weekenddead generaldead sport
>sips
>>156702987The Habs still passed on Denis Savard, Larry Murphy and Paul Coffey
>>156702987drafted first overall. zero cups. sounds like a bust to me.
>>156712008terrible post
One of the bruins prospects chose to work on Wall Street instead of play hockey
>>156713725anything but live in bawston
>>156712146was this meant for me? >>156711535
>>156713770Meanwhile Calgary prospects are happy to ride horses
>>156713725Playing for the bruins < Having your own box to watch the rags
>>156713725I imagine he's from a rich family and his father got him the job, not worth paying hockey unless he's a superstar
gonna order myself a breakfast burrito, hope it gets delivered without a hitch
>$30 dollar burrito plus tip
hoping it's a cheeky joke but the level.of fat and lazy to need your breakfast delivered
>>156714246Enjoy your goyslop
Which celebrities should Gary have at the all star game? will he get mr beast and that slutty midget girl
>>156714153He want to Harvard so he’s guaranteed an elite job
>>156714445is it Jamie's son?
Hey bros
>>156714292i'm jewish
>>156714535Hello fren
>>156714569Interns OUT
vaginas on the internet? now ive heard of everything
Huomenta..locked in today fellas...ready to maximize shareholder earnings and help my bosses get their yearly holiday bonus
raped retards on /hoc/? it's more likely than you think!
>>156714913good post
Dominick's 1? often and regularly
>>156714246
ALL I WANNA DO ISOOOYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYAND TAKE YA SHEKELS
Do they send all the "World Cup Champions" merch for teams that lost to Africa and india like the do with teams who lose the cup?
>>156715014Yeah you'll get yours soon, Mbweisi.
>>156714868According to /hoc/, Internet porn exists
>>156715052based, my Oilers cup champion shirt is starting to fade from all the streetball
>>156715012UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP OVER SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD
>>156715134that song sucks
>>156715178ya know something? YOU suck
> Insider: Chayka offered to suck Giroux's cock but Giroux called him a fag and signed with snes.
>>156715178>t. doesn't like a good beer buzz early in the morning
>>156710514Beautiful
>>156715119thats a real ancient shirt. thats got to be older than most of the people here
our buds islanders won lee the year i was born
Well?
>>156715278matthew tkachuk
>>156715278player or gm?
the answer is joey sak yzerfraud was a russiababby
both are shit teams ran by gay retards
>>156715190i know i do, which is why i am such a good suck knower. and that song? sucks!
>>156715447the song is very exceptionally good. you sir are a shit motherfuck
>>156715481factual post in every regard
>>156715359Is the answer different?
>>156715481oh yeah? well your team is shit and run by retards
my team rules and is run by a chad
>>156715524its so true. my team is the canucks
ded threadded sportded swedes
Try that at a Ram RanchSee how far you make it down the road'Round here we take care of our ownYou cross that line, it won't take long
Can you cringe retards shut the fuck up and stop posting gay songs that suck thanks appreciate it
just did a nasty number 93
you miss 50% of the shots you dont take
gonna be working on a lot of stick handling this week
>>156716211i could never get serious lift
*shoots*
i missed my toilet and now there is marner all over the floor
> Insider says Giroux was serious about his 'no' to Chayka: "Look you kike faggot, I want nothing to do with your shit last place team for retards. Now get off my porch before I call the police."
Giroux doesnt call police he only sexually molests them
>>156716247you should learn some tips from your mum, she a half of famer
