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Is this the most soulless team left in the cup? What is even their identity?

Big picture is what have they ever done ever? I can’t think of a more irrelevant place
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cope, seethe and dilate Paco
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We have the highest rated matches of this whole tourney from a pure kino standpoint: https://seriesgraph.com/show/319782-2026-fifa-world-cup
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>>156706104
>>156706116
You literally haven’t won a game convincingly. Nor do you have a memorable style

Just a boring entertainment product all around
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>>156706137
Our matches are the opposite of boring
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>>156706057
We won it 60 years ago you fucking fuck. Show some respect.
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>>156706137
Did you watch the Mexico game? That was one of the best games of the tournament.
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>>156706157
Only because we insist on playing fucking shit.
We should have walked all our matches so far. The fact they've been interesting is an indictment against us.
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>>156706137
Literally smashed Mexico in their ionisphere wolfs lair despite being a man down and having to hold the line like brave englishmen at rourkes drift. Cope harder
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>>156706157
I would never have expected to see so many exciting matches from England in my lifetime
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>>156706181
You mean the one where Mexico got robbed?
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>>156706214
>>156706057
settle down hernandez
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>>156706214
don't talk shit moron
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>>156706199
it's the combination of elite management with a questionable and patchy squad leads to these constant narrow victories
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>>156706214
You didnt even watch that game did you faggot? youre just repeating the 'refball' banter youve heard over the last 24 hours about the Norway match.
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>>156706214
you have to go back
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>>156706057
all you have to do is look at Harry Kane and how often disinterested he looks, like he sees all those blacks in the team and is like ok ok my manager told me this is a good idea to lead them, or take the knee etc. At some point he's gonna let it all out and let us know what he really thinks about England.
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>>156706057
England has the soul
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>>156706273
You too, Mohammad. I find it impressive that a country full of pakis and Pajeets could even field a team of 11 footballers. Messi will deport them back to North Pakistan
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>>156706310
you could say we have Seoul even haha :)
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>>156706310
What soul? Having black people? France has way more and are way more entertaining

The one advantage England has and they can’t even do it correctly. How do you invent a sport and suck at it? I don’t get it
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>>156706137
Did you watch any of the England matches at all or did you read it from the Reddit vine? Against Croatia, Congo, and Mexico were solid entertainment. But what do you know, your country calls it "soccer".
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>>156706364
>How do you invent a sport and suck at it? I don’t get it

theyre literally in the semi final, youre shit team crashed out to Lelgium even after presidential interference. And nobody else plays the shitty sports you invented so its a moots debate
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>>156706364
The heritage. History. Wonderwall. Behind stories. Kino Wonder goals. Fun games Handsome player and based player, Jude and Kane.
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>>156706447
Yeah that’s why when the NFL is in Europe the stadiums aren’t full, moron

Or how there’s literally tournaments for basketball and baseball, which we rape other countries at.
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>>156706137
they literally beat Mexico in Mexico
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>>156706500
Statistically and eye test wise Mexico dominated that match. If it wasn’t for the bogus penalty call, England would’ve lost

How did that convince anyone that was a good win? On a spreadsheet and looking at advanced stats, Mexico won.
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>>156706176
You mean the one you rigged?
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>>156706538
Just because a lad got red card
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>>156706497
>Yeah that’s why when the NFL is in Europe the stadiums aren’t full, moron

A bunch of london stock traders get complimentary tickets to randon NFL game between the Kansas City Chinooks and the West Seattle Longshoreman with free drinks doesnt mean shit. Nobody watches NIggerball in Europe.
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>>156706364
>How do you invent a sport and suck at it? I don’t get it
That's what happens when you invent sports good enough that other countries want to play.
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>>156706585
>niggerball

Ironic when your soccer team looks like this.

>>156706482
No one finds English culture to be cool. It’s lame NPC tier shit from the Middle Ages, which is coincidentally the last time they were relevant. In the modern world, their country is disappearing and nothing will change
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>>156706637
He seems good
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>>156706538
England was down a player because of a red card for 50 minutes. Of course their strategy was to defend and clear the ball away instead of going for goals. You would know if you watched the match. Go back.
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>>156706538
>chicano still coping a week later
kek
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>>156706668
>No one finds English culture to be cool

Mogs American and Korean culture
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>>156706199
Conversely, this has been the most excitement I've had watching Scotland in the world cup in decades.
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>>156706668
You chose an image from 5 years ago when like 7 of the starting 11 were white instead of a 2026 image. Fuck man, youre seriously retarded kys
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>>156706700
>Of course their strategy was to defend and clear the ball away instead of going for goals.
??
England literally scored a goal while being a man down. You would know if you watched the match. Go back.
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>>156706538
you have to go back
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>>156706057
I would be gladly pleased if anyone but them win
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>>156706739
from a penalty won after clearing the ball away, so he's not wrong is he
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>>156706176
are you sure you won?
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>>156706739
>Red card at 54 minutes, Quansah goes off, England down to 10 players
>Penalty at 60 minutes because of Anthony Gordon foul
Rest of the match was literally England defending in their own half because they were one goal ahead. Go back.
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>>156706710
Not so fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNI8mO4gZk
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>>156706710
That’s why American culture is the global culture I guess
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>>156706783
I wasn't aware the referee awarded two goals for that.
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>>156706708
I thought you limp wristed faggots handled banter well?
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>>156706970
Some coked up Harry Potter making unrealistic death threats is not "banter" albeit.
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>>156706057
They're pure SOVL
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>>156706214
CHI
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>>156706057
It would help if Haaland played for them. He's a native Yorkie.
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>>156706137
The games against Mexico and Norway were the most entertaining games of the World Cup so far, what are you on about?
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>>156706057
>What is even their identity?

Norf FC Maoism
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>>156706364
>How do you invent a sport and suck at it? I don’t get it
England are ranked 4th in the world and have been back to back runners up in the euros, losing one only on penalties. And were in the quarter and semi finals of the last two world cups, as well as this one now.

The USA by comparison are ranked 16th, didn’t even qualify for the World Cup in 2018, only managed the round of 16 in 2022 and got knocked out in the group stages of the last Copa America, despite being the host country.
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the only thing soulless about England is that they have a German manager but he's a good manager so you can look past it
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I've found all their matches to be quite painful to watch.
Argentina has had the most exciting matches so far.
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>>156706137
Go watch more capeshit you slop guzzling ape
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>>156709955
that's surprising, I feel like their matches have had a very similar vibe to them, esp in the knockout rounds
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>>156706192
It was rigged and you were using PEDs
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>>156706137
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