Cubs girl edition
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>>156707529Lol did he just shit cum?
>>156707529omg i can't believe this is real, but it is!
>>156707529I was at that game
>>156707591i played in it
so where are the trades?
>>156707529witnessed!
>>156707618This man looks like he wants to inspect my perineum…
>>156707529KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>156707596I was on clean up duties
home run derby is tomorrow. i hope my bull wins
>>156707702Need an eyes popping black man on this post
>at some chicago bar>sports on tv they're recapping the draft>some group of loud cubs fans>haha look at that kid he's probably so sad he has to go to the white sox>um, you do realize that kid is Landon Thome right?>so?>He's the son of Jim Thome?>who?How do you even respond at this point?
>>156707777Were they girls?
>>156707777show them Jim Thome White Sox highlights on your phone and watch them eat their words!
>>156707777you don't respond. it takes too much energy, and they won't even really get it.
>>156707777You show them thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1SX0NPJyRk
>>156707777Cubs fans really aren't beating the allegations are they?
>>156707777You say, "The 5-time All-Star? He led the league in homers in '03?" and look back at them like they're stupid. Holy shit this board is filled with autists.
>>156707953>>156707866>>156707820if you respond like this you fall into their trap and end up being exposed as an autist
>>156707866SORIANO MENTIONED
>>156707834It's more over for the dads then your team
>>156707820>>156707866>he-hey bro i know we're in a noisy bar and youre rizzin the huzz but watch this grainy highlights compilation on my phone real quick
>>156707834Give us fat ass Kirk. We'll whip him into shape.
>>156707975knowing x number of all star selections and one specific career achievement isn't autistic. honestly sometimes I'll just make up the number of all star selections, nobody checks you on thatI sat next to a fat mets fan at a game last month and convinced him that juan soto was an all star last year rofl
>>156708020just say he had a long career and ended up in the HoF.
>>156708016Kek this gives all the cubsgirls the ick!
>>156707777>goes to a gay bar in Chicago>complains about Cubs fans
>>156708020I remember that, you wouldn’t shut up about Juan Soto being an allstar until everyone in the section just kinda stopped talking to you. It was really off putting.
>>156708114funny but the mets fan and his girl left in the fourth inning
>>156708114I remember that too. We left in the fourth inning and sat in a different section. What a creep that guy was!!
>>156708129>metsgirls
>>156707777>How do you even respond at this point?PFMAthen the entire bar claps (my cheeks)
I remember one time I went to a game for a team I don’t like, and ALL the fans were STUPID and UGLY and I was really SMART and COOL! They also didn’t know ball but I def do and they all left really early and I didn’t.
>>156708080Huh? Where did he say it was a gay bar?
>>156708184ive always hated you
I have never watched a single baseball all star game/event in my life. What should I expect?
>>156708198home run derby is worth watching. the game is usually a slurper but makes for fun shitposting
Now that the dust has settled what are your thoughts on the standings heading into the break.
more like allstar weekend at bernies
>>156708226Predictions for the final standingsNL EastPhilliesMarlinsBravesNationalsMetsNL CentralBrewersPiratesCardinalsCubsRedsNL WestDodgersDiamondbacksPadresRockiesGiantsAL EastRaysRed SoxYankeesBlue JaysOriolesAL CentralGuardiansTwinsWhite SoxTigersRoyalsAL WestRangersAstrosMarinersAngelsAthletics
>>156708239kek that thousand yard stare
>>156708184happened to me once at a Nats game. I had no vested interest. there were 3 20 somethings, 2 guys and a girl, there to root on the Nats. To their credit they were loyal homers who clearly went to games pretty regularly. One guy had an ear-splitting scream, and it made for an unpleasant experience. I ended up talking to the guy next to me who was a Barve fag there with his dad. It was supposed to be Strasburg's mlb debut, but he got shelved when he apparently felt something during his warm up.
>>156708239what is going through his head? is he thinking about the cubbies that are gonna fuck him in the second half?
>>156708239She’s looking right at me bros :)
>>156708272* it may or may not have been his debut but he was the scheduled starter and recently called up.
mid skank ruined skenes
ruined him like cum shitter ruins the mound
skenes isn't throwing as hard/well because he's already got enough clout to demand a big contract so he just needs to avoid injuries
>>156708239>Dodger blue shirtWhat does he know.
>>156708244kek stankeks kek
>>156707529lel
>>156708272I demand acknowledgement for my somewhat interesting anecdote
skenes got mindbroken as soon as he noticed livvy's p*ssy was mysteriously loose
>>156708402They really need to lower the maximum years on a contract to like 7 years it's killing this sport
>>156708446i read it
>>156708402He’s already hurt
>>156708459same here
>>156708459>>156708465the all-star break/festivities are always a deeply unsatisfying time for me even if it's a needed break
>>156708452its actually seriously tight and puffy
>>156708184one time when i was young i went to a red sox vs mariners game and was in left field watching the red sox batting practice before the game, and there was a japanese player out in left field talking to a coach, and i said to my friend, look its daisuke matsuzaka, but the player sort of looked over at me weirdly and then i realized it was actually hideki okajima. thank you for reading my post.
>>156708273>sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy
>>156708589vely vely rayciss
>>156708589We’ve all been there
>>156708589You’re welcome
>>156708589Arr rook rike huh?Bet you learned your lesson
gn
I finally understand why you guys can't post on Reddit or got banned.Fuck BTS.
>>156708589I feel you. When I was a kid my family and I visited New York and we went to a Mets game at Shea vs. the Cardinals. Between innings I thought Albert Pujols was warming up on deck so I yelled “YO PUJOLS!!!” but it ended up being So Taguchi. They all look strikingly similar
>>156708725>ynr taguchi's 9th inning home run against the mets in the nlcshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfkr19WnK4M
>>156708725>YO PUJOLS and So TaguchiAn American joke that made me chuckle a bit.
nappin until friday gn
>>156708694*gets you a blanket*
>>156708978She’s a lass tho…
>>156707481Ehm anon...she is a minor
>>156709015I WISH
>>156709015More like a major… pain in the ass!
The Yankees have the 3rd best farm system in the A.L.
Now that the break is here, I can focus on playing black ops 1 and 2 ps5 ports
>>156709900Kino der Toten status?
>>156708226Whats wrong with Toronto?>Keep your answers baseball focused
>>156708226Uh why are the White Sox highlighted? What's so special about them?
>>156709900I wish they would port classic MW2 multiplayer to PS5. I like BLOPS, but it was never my thing.
>>156710156>Keep your answers baseball focusedno thanks,https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bk78xH0_CCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll17jMAP--w
>>156708226guards have won more games than whitesox its bullshit, we should be in first spot
>>156710163>They dont know
>>156710280Pope Privilege
>>156710280They would be in first if they were still the Indians.
We’re gonna get a couple top tier replacement player movies after the lockout next season, yeah? Maybe a reboot or two?
>>156710438They’re called rights. Papal rights.>>156710619Also correct.
Just cause it’s All Star Week doesn’t mean we take the week off for safety.
Stay safe out there my friends
>>156710963friendly reminder to also stay away from downed power lines
>>156711057<3
>>1567110578==D~
>>156711057( . Y . )
>>156707529wow thats a lot of cum
theres no one here
>>156711672Kek What A Baboone
>>156711672(^.^) —Hi.o/|\o 8|8==D_/\_
cum shitter lmao
Sasaki to Marlins
Sasaki to Mariners for Castillo.
Sasaki mi bunghole
>>156711990>>156712013>two of the most tsunami prone locales in the continental USthis is why he can’t pitch in LA, he fears the ocean. send him to east flyoverton and he’ll be da next Chan Ho Park.
What is good for the owners is ultimately good for baseball
>>156712112My college's mascot was named Tsunami and they renamed it to something else because they felt it was offensive to Japanese people. Because of that, they'll never see a fucking dime from a me in donations.
>>156712142What did they change it to?
>>156712150Ecko or some gay shit like that, it was a dolphin
Da Peoria Nuclear Meltdowns
>>156712159filtered.
>>156712203kino
>cum shitter starts shitting cum on the mound>decides to not pitch in the all star game despite being the "cy young frontrunner" for most of the yearkek!
>>156712311Back up a second. His name is what?
>>156712256remember when the angels almost traded Ohtani to the Rays of Junior Caminero. well at least they got some power hitting japanese dude in florida eventually
please… no more…
>>156712142bitch, you were never going to donate shit and you know it.
>>156712512I would have thought about doing it
>>156712434im sorry...
>>156712535show him some mercy for peeps ache
>>156712434lol
>>156712256is this the first Japanese player to play for the Marlins since Ichiro?
the home run derby is on today and I have to admit I'm really excited watch Murakami and Schwarber. the lineup this year is great.
>>156712647Pitcher Junichi Tazawa (who played for the team from 2017 to 2018) was also on the roster.It hasn't been confirmed yet that Rintaro Sasaki is joining the Marlins.It seems there is also a possibility he might join the NPB's SoftBank or stay in university.
>>156712256omg is that le hecking japanese player?!? forget the other 234 players that were drafted before him
>>156713349
>>156712871Murakami is injured. He's 0fer with 8 Ke since they rushed him back
camimero wins the derby
im not participating in hr derby for fear of injury.
i am participating for the love of the game
>>156713868tyfys>>156713685PUSSY!!!!
The gay york gaykees havent won a world series in 30 years lol
cum shitter kek
>>156713386I look like this and do this
gm mariners nation
Been a good break but let’s get back to the baseball
>Watch Rays game>Longo's homage>The stadium is half emptyWhy?
>>156707529OMG he's still shitting cum. Kek
>>156714635>floridian baseball fans
Settle down, ERG.
>>156714616but anon the break has only just started today
>>156707481bad thread, please delete and ban all posters
>>156715056
>>156714936find ReckERG
Why does manfred let this guy shit cum all over the mound?
>>156715122he's the pride of the yankees if you know what i mean
eyyyyy I’m takin’ a fuckin’ cum dump ova hea
baby you can drive my caryes I'm gonna be a star
>>156715158only in new yawk!!!
I look like >>156707529 and I say >>156715158
Preparations for the AS that went to waste
>>156715314Ohtani is clubhouse cancer, he'd drag the whole NL squad down with his petty grievances. Ohtani asks himself not, "is this good for the Dodgers" or, "is this good for baseball." Ohtani asks, "will this help Ohtani win a Cy Young."
>>156715396Jealousy miserable desu
>>156715396trvke, rushing had to take the blame for it all too
>>156715440That describes Ohtani perfectly, a total prima donna.
>>156715314why did they put the angels shit in there?
>>156715501angels are basically the AL dodgers, same town and all
>>156715396>>156715473O I’m givin these posts an official pepe frog trvth nvke
>>156715501I wondered about that myself; I'm not really sure.
>>156715522it is just retarded. did they put a braves hat in freddie freeman's locker?
>>156715522
>>156715562That is certainly true lol
>>156715562But the Braves play on the complete opposite side of the country, not in the same exact city.
i figure we're going to see a homerun or two this evening
>>156715562No, the braves aren't even in the AL
>>156715605So? Ohtani doesn't play for the Angels anymore.
>>156715654Cause he’s a demon and was cast out
>>156715650Uhhh source?
>>156715752This is true btw
>>156715650impossible as there are no baseball games on today
>>156708446It's quite redundant I must declare.
I actually used to think Julio Urias died, but he's just been blacklisted from baseball for beating up one too many beaners.
>>156708272>>156708446What a story!
There’s a Welshman in me genny
>>156715844>>156715883please bugger me arse
what are you most excited for? for me, it's Ben Rice
>>156715522>anaheim is in LAuhhh is Bronx in NYC?
>>156716023One of the more queer events in awhile. Fitting it's on netflix. I shan't be partaking.
>>156715440always funny to see the VPN fag get into a tizzy
>>156716044>awhilea while =/= awhilea part =/= apart
>>156716023had no idea justin bour was in a derby
>>156716023Ben Rice may be nice But Cum Shitter is a quitter
>>156715966It's all fun n games innit
>>156716125the sad thing about the all star games and these faggots declining invites (especially in NFL) is that people us "probowler" as a criteria for HoF or even to justify large contracts.Shedeur Sanders played in the 2025 pro bowl...
>>156716146why wasn't this reviewed by VAR? He's clearly offside by at least a nose
So Bryce Harper released a whole spiel about how he had no idea that the cameo he recorded for the betfag was being sent to him by fanduel, but then he released the request that he was sent. Is he actually fucking retarded?
>>156716146Pretty sad how brown /pol/ has become since then
>>156716023only time in bryce larper's life he's been called a champion
>>156716213let me guess, he hangs out with Kelce on the weekends.
>>156716199Yeah. Also gay.
>Dylan Cease went from a high ERA shitter on the Poodres to an ASG starter on the JaysThat tells you a lot on how awful the Poodres are with their players.
>>156716245BAU BAU
>>156716125no No NO! I wanted to see him shit cum on the mound first-hand!!
>>156716245or, it's because it's easier to hit home runs in SoCal and all their small ball parks than it is in the huge stadium that is Rogers, and Cease has always been a flyball pitcherbut let's not let facts get in the way of your dog fucking
I was just listening to WFAN sports talk radio. A caller talked about a trade idea involving Jazz Chisholm. The two hosts, Tiki Barber and (I think) Tommy Lugauer. Tiki responds to the caller by saying, "Why trade Jazz? He is so clutch.", upon which Lugauer says "Classic caller. Wants to trade away the most clutch player on the Yankees".Clutch? Jazz is hitting to a .167 AVG and a .541 OPS with runners in scoring position. Most clutch on the Yankees? Of the nine Yankees with at least 50 plate appearances with RISP, only Austin Wells has a lower AVG and none have more strikeouts than Chisholm. Of the Yankees this season, Jazz has the most plate appearances with RISP but the 7th most RBI with RISP.WFAN is useless.
>>156716309Best I can do is this officially licensed photo from a recent yankees game.
>>156716330Are you sure you're not just being racist?
>>156716335KEK
Cum Shitter thought he was that guy lmao
Who's ready for the Raynkees Home Run Derby final between Rice and Caminero?
>>156716335WOAH, you know this is a blue board dude
It's because he's a nigger
I'm sorry but can someone explain why Munetaka Murakami is in the Home Run Derby? Isn't he just injured?
what would you give up for this man? He's on a $25million contract with 1 more year of team control
Why isn't Ohtani in the all star game? I thought he was the best player of all time
>>156716198Because it was waved off by talmudvision
>>156716395Desperate attempt to salvage anything from the break since everyone’s quitting the ASG
>>156716434Bugger me tvhole laddy
