Cubs girl edition
>>156701113Previous
>>156707529Lol did he just shit cum?
>>156707529omg i can't believe this is real, but it is!
>>156707529I was at that game
>>156707591i played in it
so where are the trades?
>>156707529witnessed!
>>156707618This man looks like he wants to inspect my perineum…
>>156707529KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>156707596I was on clean up duties
home run derby is tomorrow. i hope my bull wins
>>156707702Need an eyes popping black man on this post
>at some chicago bar>sports on tv they're recapping the draft>some group of loud cubs fans>haha look at that kid he's probably so sad he has to go to the white sox>um, you do realize that kid is Landon Thome right?>so?>He's the son of Jim Thome?>who?How do you even respond at this point?
>>156707777Were they girls?
>>156707777show them Jim Thome White Sox highlights on your phone and watch them eat their words!
>>156707777you don't respond. it takes too much energy, and they won't even really get it.
>>156707777You show them thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1SX0NPJyRk
>>156707777Cubs fans really aren't beating the allegations are they?
>>156707777You say, "The 5-time All-Star? He led the league in homers in '03?" and look back at them like they're stupid. Holy shit this board is filled with autists.
>>156707953>>156707866>>156707820if you respond like this you fall into their trap and end up being exposed as an autist
>>156707866SORIANO MENTIONED
>>156707834It's more over for the dads then your team
>>156707820>>156707866>he-hey bro i know we're in a noisy bar and youre rizzin the huzz but watch this grainy highlights compilation on my phone real quick
>>156707834Give us fat ass Kirk. We'll whip him into shape.
>>156707975knowing x number of all star selections and one specific career achievement isn't autistic. honestly sometimes I'll just make up the number of all star selections, nobody checks you on thatI sat next to a fat mets fan at a game last month and convinced him that juan soto was an all star last year rofl
>>156708020just say he had a long career and ended up in the HoF.
>>156708016Kek this gives all the cubsgirls the ick!
>>156707777>goes to a gay bar in Chicago>complains about Cubs fans
>>156708020I remember that, you wouldn’t shut up about Juan Soto being an allstar until everyone in the section just kinda stopped talking to you. It was really off putting.
>>156708114funny but the mets fan and his girl left in the fourth inning
>>156708114I remember that too. We left in the fourth inning and sat in a different section. What a creep that guy was!!
>>156708129>metsgirls
>>156707777>How do you even respond at this point?PFMAthen the entire bar claps (my cheeks)
I remember one time I went to a game for a team I don’t like, and ALL the fans were STUPID and UGLY and I was really SMART and COOL! They also didn’t know ball but I def do and they all left really early and I didn’t.
>>156708080Huh? Where did he say it was a gay bar?
>>156708184ive always hated you
I have never watched a single baseball all star game/event in my life. What should I expect?
>>156708198home run derby is worth watching. the game is usually a slurper but makes for fun shitposting
Now that the dust has settled what are your thoughts on the standings heading into the break.
more like allstar weekend at bernies
>>156708226Predictions for the final standingsNL EastPhilliesMarlinsBravesNationalsMetsNL CentralBrewersPiratesCardinalsCubsRedsNL WestDodgersDiamondbacksPadresRockiesGiantsAL EastRaysRed SoxYankeesBlue JaysOriolesAL CentralGuardiansTwinsWhite SoxTigersRoyalsAL WestRangersAstrosMarinersAngelsAthletics
>>156708239kek that thousand yard stare
>>156708184happened to me once at a Nats game. I had no vested interest. there were 3 20 somethings, 2 guys and a girl, there to root on the Nats. To their credit they were loyal homers who clearly went to games pretty regularly. One guy had an ear-splitting scream, and it made for an unpleasant experience. I ended up talking to the guy next to me who was a Barve fag there with his dad. It was supposed to be Strasburg's mlb debut, but he got shelved when he apparently felt something during his warm up.
>>156708239what is going through his head? is he thinking about the cubbies that are gonna fuck him in the second half?
>>156708239She’s looking right at me bros :)
>>156708272* it may or may not have been his debut but he was the scheduled starter and recently called up.
mid skank ruined skenes
ruined him like cum shitter ruins the mound
skenes isn't throwing as hard/well because he's already got enough clout to demand a big contract so he just needs to avoid injuries
>>156708239>Dodger blue shirtWhat does he know.
>>156708244kek stankeks kek
>>156707529lel
>>156708272I demand acknowledgement for my somewhat interesting anecdote
skenes got mindbroken as soon as he noticed livvy's p*ssy was mysteriously loose
>>156708402They really need to lower the maximum years on a contract to like 7 years it's killing this sport
>>156708446i read it
>>156708402He’s already hurt
>>156708459same here
>>156708459>>156708465the all-star break/festivities are always a deeply unsatisfying time for me even if it's a needed break
>>156708452its actually seriously tight and puffy
>>156708184one time when i was young i went to a red sox vs mariners game and was in left field watching the red sox batting practice before the game, and there was a japanese player out in left field talking to a coach, and i said to my friend, look its daisuke matsuzaka, but the player sort of looked over at me weirdly and then i realized it was actually hideki okajima. thank you for reading my post.
>>156708273>sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy sex with Livvy
>>156708589vely vely rayciss
>>156708589We’ve all been there
>>156708589You’re welcome
>>156708589Arr rook rike huh?Bet you learned your lesson
gn
I finally understand why you guys can't post on Reddit or got banned.Fuck BTS.
>>156708589I feel you. When I was a kid my family and I visited New York and we went to a Mets game at Shea vs. the Cardinals. Between innings I thought Albert Pujols was warming up on deck so I yelled “YO PUJOLS!!!” but it ended up being So Taguchi. They all look strikingly similar
>>156708725>ynr taguchi's 9th inning home run against the mets in the nlcshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfkr19WnK4M
>>156708725>YO PUJOLS and So TaguchiAn American joke that made me chuckle a bit.
nappin until friday gn
>>156708694*gets you a blanket*
>>156708978She’s a lass tho…
>>156707481Ehm anon...she is a minor
>>156709015I WISH
>>156709015More like a major… pain in the ass!
The Yankees have the 3rd best farm system in the A.L.
Now that the break is here, I can focus on playing black ops 1 and 2 ps5 ports
>>156709900Kino der Toten status?
>>156708226Whats wrong with Toronto?>Keep your answers baseball focused
>>156708226Uh why are the White Sox highlighted? What's so special about them?
>>156709900I wish they would port classic MW2 multiplayer to PS5. I like BLOPS, but it was never my thing.
>>156710156>Keep your answers baseball focusedno thanks,https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bk78xH0_CCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll17jMAP--w
>>156708226guards have won more games than whitesox its bullshit, we should be in first spot
>>156710163>They dont know
>>156710280Pope Privilege
>>156710280They would be in first if they were still the Indians.
We’re gonna get a couple top tier replacement player movies after the lockout next season, yeah? Maybe a reboot or two?
>>156710438They’re called rights. Papal rights.>>156710619Also correct.
Just cause it’s All Star Week doesn’t mean we take the week off for safety.
Stay safe out there my friends
>>156710963friendly reminder to also stay away from downed power lines
>>156711057<3
>>1567110578==D~
>>156711057( . Y . )
>>156707529wow thats a lot of cum
theres no one here
>>156711672Kek What A Baboone
>>156711672(^.^) —Hi.o/|\o 8|8==D_/\_
cum shitter lmao
Sasaki to Marlins
Sasaki to Mariners for Castillo.
Sasaki mi bunghole
>>156711990>>156712013>two of the most tsunami prone locales in the continental USthis is why he can’t pitch in LA, he fears the ocean. send him to east flyoverton and he’ll be da next Chan Ho Park.
What is good for the owners is ultimately good for baseball
>>156712112My college's mascot was named Tsunami and they renamed it to something else because they felt it was offensive to Japanese people. Because of that, they'll never see a fucking dime from a me in donations.
>>156712142What did they change it to?
>>156712150Ecko or some gay shit like that, it was a dolphin
Da Peoria Nuclear Meltdowns
>>156712159filtered.
>>156712203kino
>cum shitter starts shitting cum on the mound>decides to not pitch in the all star game despite being the "cy young frontrunner" for most of the yearkek!
>>156712311Back up a second. His name is what?
>>156712256remember when the angels almost traded Ohtani to the Rays of Junior Caminero. well at least they got some power hitting japanese dude in florida eventually
please… no more…
>>156712142bitch, you were never going to donate shit and you know it.
>>156712512I would have thought about doing it
>>156712434im sorry...
>>156712535show him some mercy for peeps ache
>>156712434lol
>>156712256is this the first Japanese player to play for the Marlins since Ichiro?
the home run derby is on today and I have to admit I'm really excited watch Murakami and Schwarber. the lineup this year is great.
>>156712647Pitcher Junichi Tazawa (who played for the team from 2017 to 2018) was also on the roster.It hasn't been confirmed yet that Rintaro Sasaki is joining the Marlins.It seems there is also a possibility he might join the NPB's SoftBank or stay in university.
>>156712256omg is that le hecking japanese player?!? forget the other 234 players that were drafted before him
>>156713349
>>156712871Murakami is injured. He's 0fer with 8 Ke since they rushed him back
camimero wins the derby
im not participating in hr derby for fear of injury.
i am participating for the love of the game
>>156713868tyfys>>156713685PUSSY!!!!
The gay york gaykees havent won a world series in 30 years lol
cum shitter kek
>>156713386I look like this and do this
gm mariners nation
Been a good break but let’s get back to the baseball
>Watch Rays game>Longo's homage>The stadium is half emptyWhy?
>>156707529OMG he's still shitting cum. Kek
>>156714635>floridian baseball fans
Settle down, ERG.
>>156714616but anon the break has only just started today
>>156707481bad thread, please delete and ban all posters
>>156715056
>>156714936find ReckERG
Why does manfred let this guy shit cum all over the mound?
>>156715122he's the pride of the yankees if you know what i mean
eyyyyy I’m takin’ a fuckin’ cum dump ova hea
baby you can drive my caryes I'm gonna be a star
>>156715158only in new yawk!!!
I look like >>156707529 and I say >>156715158
Preparations for the AS that went to waste
>>156715314Ohtani is clubhouse cancer, he'd drag the whole NL squad down with his petty grievances. Ohtani asks himself not, "is this good for the Dodgers" or, "is this good for baseball." Ohtani asks, "will this help Ohtani win a Cy Young."
>>156715396Jealousy miserable desu
>>156715396trvke, rushing had to take the blame for it all too
>>156715440That describes Ohtani perfectly, a total prima donna.
>>156715314why did they put the angels shit in there?
>>156715501angels are basically the AL dodgers, same town and all
>>156715396>>156715473O I’m givin these posts an official pepe frog trvth nvke
>>156715501I wondered about that myself; I'm not really sure.
>>156715522it is just retarded. did they put a braves hat in freddie freeman's locker?
>>156715522
>>156715562That is certainly true lol
>>156715562But the Braves play on the complete opposite side of the country, not in the same exact city.
i figure we're going to see a homerun or two this evening
>>156715562No, the braves aren't even in the AL
>>156715605So? Ohtani doesn't play for the Angels anymore.
>>156715654Cause he’s a demon and was cast out
>>156715650Uhhh source?
>>156715752This is true btw
>>156715650impossible as there are no baseball games on today
>>156708446It's quite redundant I must declare.
I actually used to think Julio Urias died, but he's just been blacklisted from baseball for beating up one too many beaners.
>>156708272>>156708446What a story!
There’s a Welshman in me genny
>>156715844>>156715883please bugger me arse
what are you most excited for? for me, it's Ben Rice
>>156715522>anaheim is in LAuhhh is Bronx in NYC?
>>156716023One of the more queer events in awhile. Fitting it's on netflix. I shan't be partaking.
>>156715440always funny to see the VPN fag get into a tizzy
>>156716044>awhilea while =/= awhilea part =/= apart
>>156716023had no idea justin bour was in a derby
>>156716023Ben Rice may be nice But Cum Shitter is a quitter
>>156715966It's all fun n games innit
>>156716125the sad thing about the all star games and these faggots declining invites (especially in NFL) is that people us "probowler" as a criteria for HoF or even to justify large contracts.Shedeur Sanders played in the 2025 pro bowl...
>>156716146why wasn't this reviewed by VAR? He's clearly offside by at least a nose
So Bryce Harper released a whole spiel about how he had no idea that the cameo he recorded for the betfag was being sent to him by fanduel, but then he released the request that he was sent. Is he actually fucking retarded?
>>156716146Pretty sad how brown /pol/ has become since then
>>156716023only time in bryce larper's life he's been called a champion
>>156716213let me guess, he hangs out with Kelce on the weekends.
>>156716199Yeah. Also gay.
>Dylan Cease went from a high ERA shitter on the Poodres to an ASG starter on the JaysThat tells you a lot on how awful the Poodres are with their players.
>>156716245BAU BAU
>>156716125no No NO! I wanted to see him shit cum on the mound first-hand!!
>>156716245or, it's because it's easier to hit home runs in SoCal and all their small ball parks than it is in the huge stadium that is Rogers, and Cease has always been a flyball pitcherbut let's not let facts get in the way of your dog fucking
I was just listening to WFAN sports talk radio. A caller talked about a trade idea involving Jazz Chisholm. The two hosts, Tiki Barber and (I think) Tommy Lugauer. Tiki responds to the caller by saying, "Why trade Jazz? He is so clutch.", upon which Lugauer says "Classic caller. Wants to trade away the most clutch player on the Yankees".Clutch? Jazz is hitting to a .167 AVG and a .541 OPS with runners in scoring position. Most clutch on the Yankees? Of the nine Yankees with at least 50 plate appearances with RISP, only Austin Wells has a lower AVG and none have more strikeouts than Chisholm. Of the Yankees this season, Jazz has the most plate appearances with RISP but the 7th most RBI with RISP.WFAN is useless.
>>156716309Best I can do is this officially licensed photo from a recent yankees game.
>>156716330Are you sure you're not just being racist?
>>156716335KEK
Cum Shitter thought he was that guy lmao
Who's ready for the Raynkees Home Run Derby final between Rice and Caminero?
>>156716335WOAH, you know this is a blue board dude
It's because he's a nigger
I'm sorry but can someone explain why Munetaka Murakami is in the Home Run Derby? Isn't he just injured?
what would you give up for this man? He's on a $25million contract with 1 more year of team control
Why isn't Ohtani in the all star game? I thought he was the best player of all time
>>156716198Because it was waved off by talmudvision
>>156716395Desperate attempt to salvage anything from the break since everyone’s quitting the ASG
>>156716434Bugger me tvhole laddy
>Wake up>Happy>No games today>Disappointed
>>156716395He's just recovered from injury but his swing is way off and he hasn't hit anything since he was reinstated.>yfw the HRD fixes his swing as opposed to the usual ruining it
Other than more shekels, can someone explain why the Home Run Derby is only on Netflix? Are they trying to have a massive drop in viewership?
>>156716416He's not and this retarded opinion needs to end.
>>156716809Wait are you serious?? So this whole time I can’t even watch it
>>156716416He is and this based opinion needs to continue.
>>156716851Learn to stream from the east
>>156716851Illegal streams/apps or pirating afterward. Yes, those that want to watch it live can't do it legally without paying.
>>156716885>>156716898shhh…. I know (keep it down).It’s just an unneeded hassle for me, that’s all.
>>156716809Because, contrary to what many think, true baseball chads normally give a toss to the chimp out festoon festivities commonly known as MLB All Star week. Hence why it's being shilled on GoyFlix
>>156716941I actually want to be louder about this one to send them a message. Fuck netshits, we'll pirate your shit derby that we would have watched normally on fox or something.
You WILL watch the home run derby on kikeflixYou WILL watch the all-star game that everyone dropped out from because there’s no stakesYou WILL suffer through 4 days with no competitive baseball
>>156716987I'm just pirating it afterward so I can skip over all of the commercials/ad breaks, useless women talking, and other bullshit.
>>156707901Diehard COBBS fan since October 7th, 2023.
who is /ourguy/ in the derby?
>>156717180unironically schwarber or harper
>>156717180i want schwarber to win
remember when the all star game determined which league got home field for the WS?
I still don't understand why the All-Star break is AFTER the halfway point. They've already played 90+ games, why isn't the break exactly at the 81 game half?
First, Pride Month uniforms and then a female umpire - MLB should be renamed to DEI.
>>156717447just let them, dude
>>156717464Don't forget women announcers, interviewers, and pre-game/event people. They even have an All-Star Red Carpet Show with best dressed and other homo shit.
>>156717533lmao too bad lindor can't make it
>>156717447It’s to artificially make the first half stats look better
>>156716040Yes, so is Boston.
The thing I never understand is people saying half or allstar break as if they're significant. The real pivot point of the season is after the trade deadline when everything changes. For example right now the Yankees are in second and Red Sox in third but what if Boston sells the farm and gets Skubal. Then you can predict that Boston will be second instead.The standings just don't matter at all until the trade deadline is done.
>>156717735If your team sucks though, then September is most exciting because of call-ups. Gives your fans hope, and attendance a boost, seeing a prospect come up for a month.
*hits one out of the park*
>>156708239She's the most overrated girl of this decade
*moves the fences back*
Who's ready for Bum Rice to hit only 3 home runs in the Derby?
>>156716023Has a dad pitching in the Home Run Derby ever worked out well for the player?
>>156717735>attendance boost seeing a prospect come up for a monththis doesn't happen
>>156717891Yes
They should have scheduled the World Cup semis during the ASG. No one watches the ASG anymore.
>>156718068Thank you Manfred for ruining the ASG to appease NL babbys
>>1567180682028 is gonna be even worse. There will be the LA Olympics and the ASG at the same time.
Cum shitter is the worst thing to happen to the Yankees (Go Yankees) since the 2001 WS and 2004 ALCS.
Bryce Harper just called me and told me prediction markets are immune to MLB gambling laws is that true?
>>156717735let's be honest at the rate both teams are going the red sox don't even need skubal to overtake the stankees collapse
Is this the Home Run Derby for Munetaka Murikami to lose? Everytime I see his highlights he's just hitting dingers
>>156718248you guys wasted randy AND ichiro and should feel bad about it
*gets up to grab a couple hotdogs and a beer*
>>156718292He's injured. Look at his stats for the past 3 games. 0 home runs.
>>156712256>choice between the richest, most blatant Evil Empire in baseball and the fucking MarlinsBlessing for Softbank honestly. Would be nice if he doesn't puss out and gives it a shot in Miami nonetheless though.
>*channels sports energy from brazil into a shitty baseball team on the south side of chicago*Heh, nothing personal hombres.
>>156718337Why Brazil tho?
>>156718351Because of all sports teams in all catholic countries the brazilian national soccer team requires the most papist points to power
>>156717533I think girls in sports are fine for pre- and post game shows, in-game interviews, even journalism. but women as play by play and color commentators are way over the line for me
>>156718379God how I wish that Japan had beaten them. If you're gonna get embarrassingly trounced you could at least let Japan through instead.
Roki Sasaki status?
>>156718475norway vs brazil was a better match though, nobody to root against in japan vs norway
There is not a single good argument against only using the ABS system and having the ump there for all the other shit and in case the system crashes.
>>156718475>thing>thing.japan
>>156718492I cant believe he is such a KWABaddie.
>>156718318Why is he playing then?
>>156717180Caminero is the white man's pick
>>156718548having to challenge balls and strikes makes it a skill and raises the overall performance of smart batters, it's an objectively good thing.Pretty sure it's the same in tennis
>>156717180walker
>>156717180Literally don't have any this year.
This is going to be the saddest all star game of all time, isn’t it
>>156718582So you want human error, corruption, and gambling to influence the outcomes of games? That sounds really fucking retarded.
>>156718574The white man’s pick is Ben Rice
>>156718675they're all boring after you hit puberty
Why are so many people mindbroken about Cam Schlittler?
>>156718693Yes, welcome to real life
stankees fanatic coping kek
lil fella asking about bum ass cum shitter in the thread KEK
If he was named Camilo Sanchez /mlb/ would love him.
>>156718706*force feeds you puberty blockers until you like the ASG again*
>idolm@ster concert in canada instead of LAthis is their revenge for the world series......
>/mlb/ seething like mad>check google>Yankees swept and have won 4 straightthe amount of seethe this humble little team creates is funny to see
>>156718574This
>>156718755MLB should copy hockey and make the all star game nations facing off
>hispanic surname>blackhombres...
Wow the yankminicans are 3 games back in the putrid AL east mid season? What went wrong?
>>156718844cum shitter and aaron fudge packer linked up
It's hard to tell how much seethe is from MESTizo fans and how much is from people with an inferiority complex to the Superior East Coast
>>156718830>work at UPS factory long time ago>black guy transfers in>says he's from south american country, but he's just full american>last name garcia>mexicans are like "GARCIA?? YOU??">has brother in his south american country>he'd send him these sweet leaves and he'd roll weed in it>best wrap i've had in my lifeforgot which country
I need to be dug out and filled
>MESTs got swept tootop lelby hated white boston fans too
>>156718869>black guy transfers in>says he's from south american country, but he's just full americanwhat does this mean
>>156718874Lol you have cum shat on you
yankees make ya seethe
>>156718887If that was the 2026 World Series, then that Lindor slip would've been the new Bill Buckner error that will forever live in Mets fans' heads rent free.
The Yankees represent all that they hate, all that they can never be.
>>1567188044 straight world series rings? Not for a few years now I'm afraid.
>>156718844They are a fringe wildcard team at best. Surely you saw them get GAPED in 4 straight by the red sux
You'd be struggling too if your clubhouse was covered floor to ceiling in cum and shit.
People calling Yankees as the "underdogs" is like putting your grandma's toenails on a hot dog or a pizza. It's disgusting.
Rubbing salt in the wound, the NBA exceeded the average ratings of the world series by nearly 5 Million, and did it in 2 less games.Baseball is back to the #4 sport in America
>>156718732But you can just make the ABS system call all the balls & strikes and immediately eliminate the negative aspects that a human brings. You're actively picking the worst option when a better one is available. Basically, you're a fucking retard.
>>156718706All shit is shit, but some shit is stinkier than others, if you catch my drift
baseball has no stars, you legit have to be a dork to know the name of any ball players these days. Very grim. Is this the cause of letting MIT kids ruin the game?
>>156719037>mindbroken by tourists wearing hats
>>156719098How do you not know Vlad Guerrero Jr?
>>156718910have you seen hispanic negros? he didn't act like them nor look like one, but he was
>>156719135>have you seen hispanic negros?no, i barely see the regular kind (either)
go back to india
>>156719135>>156719197they have more than one kind!?
>>156719352yes. There's white hispanics from the southern cone (italian blood)brown ones from mexico and black/brown ones from central america and brazil
do mariners fans have any opinions on the new owner of the xiehawks?
>>156717053don't need "stakes" to make the game interesting, there's no "stakes" in the world baseball classic; you play for the love of the game. most of these "all stars" have always been in it for the paycheck though
>>156717180schwarber so he can celebrate with his wife and her massive milkers
>>156719465WBC isn't interesting though, it's a plastic mickey mouse exhibition tournament which the MLB forces to try and grow the sport The NFL once again outplayed baseball by making their sports colonization part of the regular season so it actually matters.
>>156719422I'm pretty racist again indians brother so unhappy until proven otherwise.
>>156707481Yummy cheeks
>>156707481Is this the famous /mlb/ cubs girlie?
>>156717701>LA fags really think like this
>>156718031I need this graphic but with jazz
schwarber looks like a redneck who just happened to be gifted the ability to swing a bat really wellhe reminds me of bradly ellison and the american archery team at the olympics which looked like a bunch of rednecks who just pounded a sixpack each
>>156708239body language expert hereshe just blew him
>>156719541If you've ever taken part in archery season you'll realize how accurate that is.
>>156716040>uhhh is Bronx in NYC?yes, jersey is NYC too
>>156719503Racism is bad for you
>>156719509I look like her and dress like her
>>156719559>american archers learned from going inna woods and hunting deer and minoritiesyeah i'm thinking SOVL
>>156718582>mfw jose altuve has one of the highest ABS win%>mfw jose altuve still will swing out of his shoes on a ball low and away or 2 ft above his head (aka normal height)
>>156719630>smart in one axis, retarded in anotherseveral such cases
>>156719541Matt Hamilton in the 2022 Olympics curling is the peak "bunch of beer league dudes having fun" image to me.
When are they investigating this cheater?
dude beer lmao
the colored fella got upset at the racism in the genny
Dude cum shitter kek
>>156719850kek that yankee pitcher?
>>156719850haha no way there's actually a pitcher named that
>>156719710he cheated on her?
>>156719970Yeah cum shitter was a cy young hopeful but then he had a few horrible starts against some real dogshit clubs. But still not bad for a guy leaking cum and shit from his sphincter right on the mound!
Do the groundscrewmen get hazard pay when they work a cum shitter game?
>the motherfuckin pirates have scored the most runs at the all star breakexplain this phenomenon
Why's the trooncord so mindbroken about a yankees pitcher?
>>156720026Have you watched them play? Not that surprising. Tied with the gnats, another impressive offense to watch.
>>156720067I haven't noticed any of them around. You'll have to join the trooncord and ask.
It's raining.
>>156720026Shitty cusb pitching?
>>156718706>they're all boring after you hit pubertythen most of the genny should find them fun
>>156707529that's a crazy windup lol
>>156718696ben rice is super undervalued for this thing I can't see a reason for it.
>>156718696>white man>Ben Ricepick one
Who are you rooting for in the home run derby?
>>156720721I already told you, I want schwarmommy on the tv
>>156718306Moments lost in the rain o algo.>>156720478Ben Arroz is a dummyrican.
>>156719850Dude lmao
>>156715396Amazing AIslop remake of that poster.
ynrw Jazz Chisholm competed in the derby last year for whatever reason
>>156720721I like the Japan guy
>>156721014He's injured though. Don't think he'll even hit one.
>>156721048Why even participate then?
>>156721110So Japanese people watch.
>>156721115They could have put Okamoto instead? He's not injured.
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>>156720721Kami
>>156721189>fast pitches:l>fast pitches, but japanese:O
>>156720721why do they all look fake? what kind of slop is this?
>>156720953Thank you I prompted very hard.
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