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the game was riggi from the st(...) 07/12/26(Sun)22:50:36 No.156707861

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the game was riggi from the start Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)22:50:36 No.156707861

>notice the cooling breaks?
>"it's for player safety, it's hot in the states"
>sure it is
>cameras immediately cut away for exactly three minutes
>THREE. MINUTES.
>While you're busy watching bet ads and porn in your phone
>that's the exact amount of time Gianni Infantino needs to descend into the FIFA Subterranean Command Bunker
>security clearance
>places both hands on the Ceremonial Golden Match Ball, speaks the secret passphrase
>turns the Golden BootKey
>"authorize Rigging Protocol MSI-10"
>steel blast door opens
>israelizard delegate already waiting
>they exchange the Handshake
>can't describe the Handshake because my last post got deleted
>script gets updated
>uploaded directly into the referee's earpiece via encrypted spider camera relay system
>"page 12"
>"minute 68"
>"player 7 experiences sudden loss of balance"
>"commentators will say 'there's definitely contact there'"
>VAR spends four minutes rendering new reality videos through a fifth-dimensional camera angle
>ref gives yellow
>VAR overturns it
>perfect circle
>commentators call it "the game working as intended"
>everybody claps
>every slow-motion replay is just buying time while the satellites recalibrate the magnetized boots
>ever wonder why the fourth official uses an electronic board
>you think it's added time
>it's actually the current firmware version
>"+8"
>version 8
>the pigeons circling the stadium?
>telemetry drones
>the mascot?
>zionist asset
>the ball boys?
>black rock contractors
>the "random" deflection in the 89th minute
>pre-rendered
>they don't call it extra time
>they call it post-production
>wake up, sheeplet
>the match ended an hour ago
>you're watching the director's cut