hemmvious: >>156705208
I believe McGreggor can make a comeback
Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane
Big Punjabi dicks in your ass is bad foe yo health!
>>156709809Nah you don't believe it
my favorite japanese wmmakazumichanny crossfirenicole doshilulu chusharon leelondon keyesasa akiralucy mochi
>>156709809by pulling out in doggystyle other than that idk
>>156709818good thing there is no such thing as big punjabi dick
>>156709835I'm literally and unironically 8/6 with a fair measure from the shaft root
The guys who found out about the UFC in 2015 during the gooby run are having a midlife crisis
>>156709850It's so fucking sad. But we gotta move on. We got Paddy now.
>>156709843I didn't ask...
>>156709850>one fucking escape i gethow do gurucels remain so blind when he is so brazen
>>156709860it was morally imperative for me to refute your universal maxim
>Hi blue eyeshow do joncels remain so blind when he is so brazen
>>156709866more like you were being a good girl and doing exactly what daddy subconsciouly made you do
>>156709877Idk what that means but I got a hawlg Joe
>>156709843You're punjabi?
>>156709882means i'm in ya bleedin' 'ead controllin ya like a bloody puppet
>>156709875kyle most your paypigs don't come here calm down dear your getting flowers rn might even rub that belly too
>>156709817Champion.
>>156709888ye m8>>156709894owashi no tsundere...
>>156709906>might even rub that belly tooreminds me of that time jon jones told dc he was going to make him his wife
hope my nigga k pulls through his depression and manages to save some of this coin he's gathered>>156709917wow crazy...
>>156709804We all get old, unfortunately.
Apparently the guys subbed to the paramount thing can't rewatch the full uncut white house event because of music copyright or something
>>156709843>from the shaft rootI'm 8 inches too if you include the part of my dick that's inside my body
>>156709804legit looks like some crackhead begging for money outside a circle k
>>156709938>graham bunned>paramount bunned>hormuz still bunnedwith whom do you always lose
>>156709933not me b, not me
>>156709951that's not how anybody uses the word dickroot saar
male pattern baldness in small doses can help an unc mog a six seven twinkoid in the octagonDon’t ask me how or why, but it can genuinely help
>>156709963What else could it possibly mean? The root is the part under the ground.
Made a night elf toon with a feminine name (I’m a male) and I went into my first dungeon as soon as I was eligible. A guy in the group wisp me that he’ll hook me up with better gear after the dungeon. Proceeds to keep his word & gives me 30 gold on top! Now I’ve played WoW for years and always made male toons and none of them have ever been given such generosity like I’ve just experienced. Coincidence?
>>156709906>kyle most your paypigs don't come hereI lichurally remember how they specifically spammed him here thread by thread back before he was popular.
>>156709970Idk why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways
>>156709964it works for men like luke (and myself) also for randy couture but not so much gsp bisping etc i think it needs a man to be naturally handsome otherwise we just get more ugly per square inch
>>156709973First of, respectfully, what was the trigger for such faggotry?
>>156709973This isn't /vg/ troon
>>156709973nonniih
>>156709980Ok if you know that joke you're either white or the whitewashedest motherfuckin punjabi who ever lived. You're so white you date Asians. Race traitor larper
>>156709974>before he was popularthat was what i was saying b this is propably too much for the average gurucel with all the top tier posting afoot mine included
is it better to win or for your opponent to lose? tink on dis
>>156709993I do date Asians and I'm American
Does MMA Guru wear a sleep apnea mask? Fat fuck
>>156709973This game is still ruining the lives of so many heemers
>>156710012those are the other indians you fewl
>>156709993No fucking duh, why would an Indian watch MMA? A sport with a representative of every race at the pinnacle of man on man combat EXCEPT for Indians since they're the weakest bitches on this planet. It's got to be only the most depraved of cucks who could face that reality on a weekly basis.
>>156710022I've never dated or hooked up with an Indian chick. Might marry one just to make my mom happy though
>>156710027Indians have apparently been doing pretty good in rasslin
>>156709795Conor biggest KWAB off all time?
>>156710034i was making a joke about injuns
>>156710019TFT Customs used to be my jam. Someone should make an mma game on there lol
>>156710052sorry brotha it's damn near 3am and my brain is cooked and i gotta wake up in 4 hours smdhfrfr
>>156710045>50kg in the Asian Championships>sar we are doings the good at a weight not even the smallest of kpop stars could get to sarr
>>156709973this is the first pebble for the avalanche that is trooning out, a tradition beginning over 20 years ago
>>156710083I think one or two of them medaled bronze in the last olympics. it's not a historically martial country other than the Sikhs. the last stand at saragarhi is taught at west point
>>156710099>it's not a historically martial countryExactly. The only country on earth that is literally bitch made. They're made to be bitch bloody basterds. Also their history has nothing to with it, they are 5ft tall and 90 lbs. The Sikhs are also fags who I'd heem every here and twice on Sunday
>>156710116if u say so bro. carry that energy into real life though instead of rage typing on 4chan at 3am
>>156710116Some Indians are pretty tough. Did you see Powerslap the other day? Indian got a big sleem.
>>156710122Yes, as we all know in real life there are tons of Indians who are tough guys who'd do anything to anyone. Herein lies your problem, literally nothing can be said by you, bud. You are INDIAN, you can not scam or fool anyone, it's literally over even if I wasn't being mean for no reason. 1.51 billion little RATS and not a single one can get into the PooFC.
>>156709939>he ain't grinnin no more>oh wait he is still grinningsmug FUCK
>>156710116indian gangsters do international murders on the daily i bet you think Jamaicans are goofy too because of the accent and colorful aesthetic
>>156710147alright bro I'm gonna cross the street now. sleep tight pookie
why did my cellular device capitalize jamaica it should only do Jon Bones Jones and Nordic in caps
>>156710046Need to see what happens with pooatans next fight but 2026 has been the year of the KWAB with chimaev topuria pooatan and the goob
>>156710155>he kneelsDidn't think you'd let your izzat get heemed this bad, you Pakistani RAT
>>156710161can't wait for Hokit or Volkov to retire Poatan after all his incessant whining
>>156710158>Jon Bones Jones
how do we tell him it's not happening
>Van/Pantoja confirmed for UFC 331
>>156710170You think I'm just gonna stand there and let you succ me, Jon?
>>156710168Pereira said hes fighting in November so hopefully he gets someone whos just going to shit on him. Give him waldo after that loss to volkov he'll get marched down and salsad on
>>156710171bananaphone
>>156710216All in on van hes not losing that
>>156710241You don't think if he would of finished Van if he was in any of the positions Taira was? I'm a VanFan, but it worries me.
one word > mma
>remembered the ''stalks the prey'' posts
>>156710265Your wife looks like a dude and your fight IQ is shit, Benjaminoit Saint Dennis
>>156710248Vans so tiny and compact that its hard to grapple his ass. Taira could take him down but he couldn't get a position cause van just squirms his little midge body and works for the get up instantly so I dont see a pantoja sub I think its a decision van or tko
>>156709850he's just sad he's almost 30 is normal
The funny thing is that cazzies are gonna fall for it again when Max vs Conor 3 happens in April 2027.
>>156710301im falling for it right now, LETS GO CONOR LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>156710290i was pleasantly surprised to make 30
Do you think he would heem the heavyweight divison?
>>156710320why don't they just evade the slap? are they fucking retarded?
>>156710301The satistfaction I can get from falling for it and watching him reach the pinnacle far outweighs whatever alternative you can provide. I don’t even like him. He’s an annoying ass. Redemption arcs are cinematic. You know nothing.
>>156710322by the end of the night most definitely
you now remember izzy was never butthurt about losing and congrats his opponents, true champ shit
That flashgitz video aged like cheese
>>156710273i have nothing, no wife no husband no girlfriend or even boyfriend just my trusty fleshlight
>or even boyfriendvery telling b
boyfriends are easy to get just saying
Mann…
>>156710379profoundly true, I never thought about it. probably because I'm not finnish, but you're right b
if I'm making psetting posts this fine day I would like to apologize.....TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY THIS LOSER GETS ATTENTION HOWEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS
>>156710414honestly? respect
>>156710405Woah that’s too far goobers
Conor was never good
Gooby and BSD were both victims of bad coaches, ironically if they switched tactics, they could have won, BSD should have opened with a jumping kick and Gooby should have shot a takedown
>>156710448BSD's problem is BSD not his coaches.
YOU got bsd choked out, by spreading the lie that paddy isn't good. clearly bsd thought he could do whatever he wanted to the kid.
So is the Conor Khabib rematch still on?
You're not a kid anymore if you're 30+
>>156710476I got a hunch it's his coaches, you can't watch a guy who has no striking defense, who's chin is suspect for a crack and just throw that data away and just shoot a takedown, it's gotta be his coaches
>>156710542for some guys its just muscle memory, they fall back on what they've always done and literally dont even consciously think about it. BSD is such a low IQ fighter that im pretty sure thats the case with him
>>156710542It could also be a mix of both but I think it's mostly just him being retarded. But maybe he's less retarded than I think and it's just being aggravated by shitty coaching idk
>>156710525Bsd just has one gameplan and its shoot sloppy neck exposing takedowns and go for subs. If you stuff his sloppy takedown with the gilly he then gator rolls like a spastic until you lose position on him and he resets for another sloppy takedown. Paddy did the obvious answer and just didnt let go on the spin and now bsd as a fighter is solved and hopefully we wont see his gross ass anymore
Sam Neill just got perma heemed what the FUCK
>>156710687hes in Montana now
The kid just doesn't wanna find a girlfriend idk
>>156710537You’re not a kid anymore if you’re old enough to get drafted into the military and shoot people for your government. And male pattern baldness.
>>156710687not the dinosaur man from the piano i liked him as paternal/authority roles of generic anglo characters unironically very good at being in the background what happened? iran? russia? al qaeda?
>>156710776what's your fucking problem ruining my mood like this
https://youtu.be/-6YzC7FNC9M
>>156710778He was really good in the mouth of madness
>>156710795Jus avvin a laff pierre take it ez
it appears his birth name was nigel, he did a james france and started calling himself sam because he thought the name nigel was too gay for new zealand, home of among others dan "it wasn't me" hooker and israel "fingerpolish" adesanya, imagine the national name of bongistan being considered too gay for new zealand wowcrazyyy
I just miss it bros. No one is ever gonna be like prime Gooby again.
>>156710687Got this doo confused with that other doo from the Matrix and that doo from Bad boy bubby. Great big whoopers of things.
>>156710838Hugo Weaving is immortal and shall never die. He will wreck Conor’s arm now that his legs are bum.
>>156710854140 more wins than you'll ever have lil bro
>>156710813nice recommendation his death does seems less surprising tbdesu when his peak was in the early 90s i hadn't seen him in anything recently hopefully it wasn't a bruce willis situation regardless
>>156710854ONEesque
Thank you so much to all the first responders, police officers, firefighters, ambulance crews, and EMTs. You have no idea how grateful I am. For as long as I'm able to, I'll use my name to make money
>>156710854
>>156710898I'm thankful for doctors, they are what allows me to go all out against my opponents without worrying about wether I'm going to kill them or simply break them.
>>156710854dagestani fighters be like
My head gaskets gone. Destroyed.
>>156710916>2016 memes
>>156711051I mean we just watched a McGregor fight la
I fucking love Paddy Pimblett bros. Like Conor but not as rude to fighters.
Jon was marking out for Paddy.
>>156711074this is so heckin true. It's like he has values. Dude do you remember his post-fight speech where he was crying and talking about his friend who committed suicide? I almost cried watching that, what a man, what a legend am i right broski?
>>156711051
BSD literally is the NAVY SEAL who thinks he can take on MMA fighters meme
It has been a full month since Topiglet was prolapsed and xhe is still wearing the cuck glasses.
>>156711091Definitely someone who can take this sport to the right direction.
>>156711091French “people” can’t fight
>>156711108Glasses of shame>>156711109a new wind is coming and it's irish alright>>156711123BSD would have won if it was a street fight
Paddy via Padlock
Honestly if I had money I'd make an honor based fighting league with values close to knighthood where to join the league one of the members has to knight you with a quick but meaningful ceremony. Their nicknames would be given by the public via voting and sheit
Paddy subs Arman and Ilia
Struggling with the UFC fanbase I'm a long time fan of MMA and have watched almost every single event for the past four years. However, I keep finding myself feeling ashamed whenever I talk about being a fan of the sport because of the fanbase that surrounds it. When people hear that you like MMA, they tend to instantly think that you're a toxic dudebro who's homophobic/transphobic/racist/shitty person. And honestly - they're not entirely wrong. Just looking at the posts here, there is definitely a culture that accepts hateful speech and opinions much more than among other hobbies. For example, a lot of people here still defend McGregor despite all the horrible things he has done. How do you cope with being a good guy in a hobby with a shitty fanbase? And how do we improve it?
>>156711190This doo’s on reddit
>>156711190i tell them i research it and use the hours of luke thomas i have studied to be fairly convincing at it
>>156711190
>>156711190Zatdaddy
I watched McGregor-Max 2 *49* times. Yes, 49. What I took away was not a conditioning controversy, but that Max & Conor are grand masters of their craft. This is MMA's highest level & I feel like the story is being lost.
rewatched his walkout, he really was mentally heemed and looked like a twitchy ghost shrinking from the lights
>>156711367jordan peterson would call this the body language of a weak and defeated lobster
Somebody should do a tiktok edit of mcgregor with the "congratulations, your next opponent is you", I'd jerk it to that
>>156711386found ithttps://youtube.com/shorts/XcfAGxXJVvA?is=EGgUZzhbW3ZYyHdt
Weak and defeated lobster pasta
IT'S OUT (yeah I know I'm late)https://youtu.be/7BB_Uer8Uoo?is=0ijiHqceb-1FU3yT
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>>156711488come on big guy talk to me
He won.
https://youtube.com/shorts/_DcJcbLAg-M?si=vZ6YqPceKKGwBwDE
The Mac is b-ACK!
Kneek in the wees
My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker. My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone. I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth. I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on. Payback's a bitch motherfuck-
Does Gooby heem jake gylenhaal in that movie
>>156711693no he gets stabbed to death by Jake Helwani
>>156711693He gets his butt cheeks out and gets stabbed. Was a weird humiliation ritual for sure
Jon looked ass drunk in the interviews after gables fight
Dustin warned us.
>>156711774
>>156711123You choked the most retarded french fighter of all time.We turned Tom Aspinall into a sissy who's scared to fight.Levels. Aura. GOAT.
>>156711812Gane keeps my mind safe....
>>156709804aint got no change sorry brotha
Gable should follow the dc route and cut to lhw
Am I the only one who thinks Gable is EXTREMELY twink-coded?
>>156711850Many are saying this
wtf sam neill is kill?
ah ze french...
>>156711850Why do you think Jon took such an interest in him?
>>156711812I was talking about ethnically French people.
All you have to do is bounce on it crazy style and the GOAT will tutor you to greatness. It's like ancient greece
Nigger
I can’t wait any longer! When are they announcing Gane vs Aspinall 2?
>>156711914hey man you cant be uploading entire fights here, thats fucking illegal
>>156711899Big Tom said he's ready. Gane's silence speaks volumes.
hey, /heem/stay black
>>156711921The double champ does whatever the FUCK he wants
Does max have those cool gooby custom belts now?
>>156711874really?
Who wins the KWABOTY out of these 3? I say it's AGPoatan since xhe had the most to gain and got bitched the hardest. Also xhe is still having a melty over based Herbdaddy.
>>156711851who else? >>156711865Idk man cuz he a brother?>>156711874Who wouldn't give they ass for a chance at earning hundreds of thousands of dollars EVERY YEAR with a UFC contract
>>156711965Topiglet. Imagine if prime canor got his bussy busted like that
>>156711965Poatan.Illia lost but bled too much to look like a pussy.Conor scammed millions.It's Poatan.
This is what Mrs. Aspinall is fantasizing about when Tomala pushes xher twp clitty into her
>>156711965Yeah it's Alex. Ilia got smashed but he accepted defeat with grace. Pereira is still bitching to this day
>>156711965it's reug reug the pride of senegal
>>156711972
>>156711865shared rape history?
*shids the diaper*
Why does Tom Aspinall inspire such derangement?
>>156711921Fake news!
Time for McPiggy to be taken to the abbatoir I’m afraid
>>156711965ilia > pereira > connor
>>156712032because bongs have nothing since fury and before that 1966 so they have to ragespam about Jones
>>156712053
>>156712030>i don't even care mate, I'm not 'avin sex with dat ting, marriage or not i won't touch it
>>156712057So the Aspinallposting is retaliation for brits shitposting about Jones? There's too many levels going on here b
>>156712059
Thinking about them cheesey beans
>>156711965Topturo>got KWAB'd by a literal sub-60IQ Grug and certified gate keeper>his idol, the guy he impersonates, got KWAB'd a month later>Paddy is likely to get a LW title shot
alright let's get down to brass tacks.Does penis size matter for winning fights?
>>156712070well i started it alone as a reaction to guruspam, post-pav aspinall wasn't yet as lame as he is now he was quieter, the wonk freaks came much later when they saw someone else had built something around the tomala era when tom compared himself to kamala and jones to trump
>>156711921Gane isn't talking because he is possibly writing a novella
>>156712101Schaub canonically has a small and dried out penis and he dribbled cro cop's noggin on the canvas
>>156712101clearly not in the case of max vs goob
>>156712109why must you be so vulgar
clozzy sho does love the blacks
Raped piggies.
>>156712101Yeah it's a catch-22, the smaller it is, the superior the fighter which begs the question, why aren't there more asian fighters?
>>156712122see >>156712018idiot
>>156712090British "food" is beyond depressing
La candela
Canor McGaynor lol
>>156712121If you saw Schaub's dick pic you'd know my prose strikes straight and true to the core of the issue.
>>156711965It's clearly Poorear. If he just took the loss like a man he wouldn't be in the discussion because the match-up was obviously very tough for him but his ability to whine and say he got hit by a lucky jab and then still harass Herb Dean to this day just makes him the undisputed KWABOTY.
>>156712109>>156712118>>156712133So what are we thinking about Jon Jones' penis size?
>>156712174You tell me
>>156712174Exception that confirms the rule thougheralbeit
You have no idea how much better the UFC would be if I was booking the fights. It's actually inconceivable to you just how good things could be. You wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
>>156712183so he's a gay pedophile?>>156712191Life is truly unfair
>>156712206I'd do a better job
>>156712101min smolloway is a hall of famer
>>156712212>pedophilethat inbred midget freak is like 25
Sources tell me Conor is stable Please god
>>156712249yeah but he didnt know that
>>156712101Little Evil heemed the current lightweight champ
can everyone uppercut with their hand facing outward or is that just me?
why am I supposed to feel bad for a rapist?
>>156712059That boy sweet?
>can’t make the cut at 38 nice try kid
>>156712414
i don't care who i fight next, joe! i will just fight an opponent of some kind one day in the future! get hyped everyone!
Hello I am Indian.
nothing but violence in the little freaks head and I love it
Mcgregor should Troon out
I'm gonna say something that'll piss you guys off but deep down yall know it's true.The entire UFC staff, fighters of all weight classes included, should be grateful I'm not training martial arts.
>>156712454Paul Harris was such a cunt
Reckon Conor had sex with Dee after that strange showing?
>>156712462stop projecting
>>156712488I liked his spirit. Too bad he had to do it to a good guy like Pierce
>>156712253>accounting or not accounting for freak injuries
>>156712538>in bed by 2am>no PPV points >no pussy some say he bleeds the same way you and I do
We need Dricdaddy's return to save this bum sport
Pinas looked tight and solid
https://youtube.com/shorts/35Yf9wi0QcE?si=uFcGimH7y6YxNSYi cyril gane 270kg squat
This shit had me so hyped
>>156712596his eyes looked so dead in this
>>156712580>quarter reps
>>156712619You can literally see Conor is a complete shell of himself from 10 years ago from the lack of fire in his eyes
>>156712135It looks bad but tastes delicious. The Strickland of cuisines if you will.
hurricane is better than twister the pear comes through much more naturally
>>156712731>tastes delicious
mmm the starchiness of the spud mmm the canned beans mmm kraft cheddar shreds kurwa
Patrick "The Badrick" Pimblett
>>156712754got to be an scotched egg and mushy peas for this bad boy extra vinegar on me chips yeah
>tastes delicious
>>156711381This nigga lookin zesty
>>156712805Conor knows he's sweet
for me, it's Greggs' Sausage Roll
They should give Conor somebody who sucks but has some name value (Michael Chandler). He has to win his next fight. Chandler would happily eat the left straight for a payday.
>>156712861He's long overdue a proper bogging isn't he.
Fresh Gooby post
>>156712863The only fight where I've seen both fighter's anuses
>>156712126>ilia and his idol coming back in 2026 to jobsynchronized kwabbing
>>156712879zesty
>>156712879why has he tied a dumbbell to it?
>>156712879post the rest of them there are 20
wait, Nina Drama said WHAT about MMA Guru????
My faith is unconditional and I am thankful I get to prove it!My lifestyle changes are permanent and not just until. I am thankful I get to prove it.I am in sin city and remain completely devoid of all sin. I will not open that door nor crack its seal! I am already back to collecting wins! In Jesus name I pray!Church was intense today, my heart is heavy but through Christ my mind is STRONG! I am so grateful to see my family fall more in love with God each day!I am a child of God. I am a friend of God. God makes a way for me where there seems to be no way. I am not a victim of my circumstances, I overcome them. God is at work in me to will and to work his good pleasure! My youth is being renewed like the eagles! In Jesus I am thoroughly loved, cherished, adored. I walk in divine health. I live under supernatural protection.All things work out for my good!All things are possible for me because I am a believer!Surgery. Prehab. Return to martial arts practice. Go again. Final fight of the contract. Please God!I trust in You Lord! Show me Your way. Thank You God
>>156712945>I am in sin city and remain completely devoid of all sinnot even half way into the text and already this nigga is committing sins left and right
>>156712945>remain completely devoid of all sinisnt everyone a sinner according to christianity o algo
>>156712986not mary or are gooby
>>156712986catholics don't believe in christianity althoughbeit
I SAID MAYBE
>>156712998wasn't even mary a sinner in the book? gooby's arrogance is astounding
>>156712930alright i'll bite, hook me up with that sweet nina drama
he's becoming a priest isn't he, I mean like these american priest who do weird shit like they were in a circus or something
>>156713006catholics sure do believe in sinbeit >>156713013no that's the whole virgin thing, mary is immaculate as in pure
>>156712865what a sick joke
>>156713030i suspect he is turning evangelist or at least he sounds like it
>meanwhile, in BKFC
I am getting closer!
>>156713057reckon ms hand heard these very words that fateful night?
Dictator Green
>quiet down ya mad pig ov a ting stop yer crying i'm getting closer yeah
>>156711965in pure performance its ilia but with all the crying afterwards from pereddit it could be him
>>156713056these guys look fucking retardedawesome
So do you think many people will be watching Conor if he makes another fight?
>>156713113ilia was competitive and almost finished the fight. pooreira just got gaped and feminized.
>>156713121no, and I say this as a massive goobert fan. Seeing a geriatric break his leg time after time is depressing.
Unironically though if she was getting raped you’d think she’d try to run away or something instead of just taking a pounding are we really supposed to believe this sort of stuff
>>156713115Twisted fucking psychopath vs aged stoned hippy
>>156713135stop talkin about yer mum you nasty daft cunt of a ting
>>156713151Very disrespectful
>>156713135she should've imanari rolld him. dats what i woulda did
>>156713135imagine conor went with that instead of boasting about how good he is at sex >yer honor oim not even dat big yeah oim only foiv foot noin she coulda easily scarpered off yeah oim a puny lidl man ya know it yerself but alas
Bosh
/box/sissies OUT
>>156713174THE JOHNNY FISHER???!!!!
Lone female walking into a hotel room with McGregor and expecting not to get raped hmmm
Realistically, just how big is Artem's rod?
>>156713135kys
>>156713121I don't think there will be the same big celebrity turnout unless he causes an absolute riot during the build up
how can he claim hes free of sin when he raped that lady?
SURGICALLY REMOVED TAMPON
>>156712879>26 minutes agoBased goobs already back on the psychedelics
>>156713196Conor ‘jitz isn’t that good I don’t think he could fully hold her down and pound her at the same time It wouldn’t have been particularly hard for her to get away from him am I really supposed to believe her story
>>156713174BAWWWWWSH
>>156713195Finally the question i've been asking myself all year, just how HUNG is our boy Artem? And is that the reason of the falling out with McGregor?
>>156713207youre not allowed to post this man
>>156713216
>>156713220
I'm remembering the last 8 fights lost by Tony and how painful and nonsensical it was to watch but even he had some good moments in those last fights where you thought for a moment he could win. Even his fight against Gaethje where he got destroyed he didn't even get KO'd.
>>156713209I'm serious. nobody will miss you. things will not get better for you, they will only get worse and worse. better to just end things now.
If this coon uncboxes and smudges his way to a titleshot at middleweight, I'm gonna lose my marbles.
>>156713234him shaking his head after gaycheese punch was heartbreaking
>>156713282>>156713234legit thought I was watching the first UFC death liveespecially grim when you could hear every heavy shot land aswell
>>156713234True, Tony had some good moments early on in that fight
>>156713246alright settle down now
>>156713234>tfw remembering the knockdowns vs chandler and bobby
Let's write a letter to McGregor, I'll start: Dear
>>156713369McBum
>>156709823I don't really watch porn but here's my take on this listasa Akira is grossI think I remember Sharon Lee being hot but I could be totally mistakenLondon keyes is epicNever watched porn with kazumi but I've seen her on podcasts and random clips of her and she sounds like she would be hotDon't recognise any of the others but they sound like they would be aight
>>156713234>he didn't even get KO'dprobably would have been better if he did
>>156713397Niggers,
>>156713049what's the difference between evangelist and catholic? i don't know shit about religion
>>156713451Catholics don't watch Neon Genesis Evangelion
>>156713437tongue my anus
>>156709823Out of all of these which ones moan the best? This is very important for tonight
>>156713451I believe Evangelicals have a special bible called the scofield bible, it's core tenants is to worship israel and Jews, Catholics worship the pope and base their tenants on being the heir of Rome
>>156713246This but the complete opposite
>>156713209Conors Jits was good enough to stand up twice under Holloway with a broken leg.
>>156713461uuuh but do they prefer Asuka or Rei?
>>156713539those niggas like shinji b
>>156713207Sorry bub, matgeek is old news
>>156713570slappable face, annoying little bastard
How about this? Shut the fuck up and watch the fights.
>O'IVE NEVA BEEN CLOSA TO GOD>God makes you heem yourself in front of trillionsStrongest battle or a punishment you think?
Even if Gooby returns for shitty Netflix events, he will get fried in the press conferences. His aura is permanently gone
>>156713657He will fight Namo Fazil on MVP and get KOd
>>156713657He just set the record gate at 25 mil. He'll be given one more fight
>>156713657He looks very rapeable in this image
>>156713643who cares it's fun
Receiving life changing head from mama woodley
>>156713695Setting the record gate just means the UFC jacked up ticket prices the highest they've ever been for Conor's 5 year comeback fight. And they're unlikely to be able to charge that high for his next fight, not if they want to sell out whatever Arena it takes place in
>>156713657What a disgusting plumped up lil piggy!Zero vascularity, no definition, C cup titties, and one HANGRY armpiggy
Goobs vs Michael Page at WW
feed him to mark hunt
>>156713657gobby dies next time around
>>156713783you're insane but funny
>>156713570is that Steepay Mayokick?
Gooby vs Stephan Boner
>>156713783Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai's alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,., yikes. Also Rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won't say anything about it bc of their anxiety ,, idk dude I iust wanted to let you know. I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it :/// i think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic
>>156713883nah, gooby vs brock
Katie Price Forever
>>156713893couldn't read it all 10/10
>>156713903nah
>Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the queer platonic group chat (the one you left after Kai's alter made some acephobic comments, which he apologized for later btw said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a James Charles tweet which is really,., yikes. Also Rainbow said you were tweeting on ur Steven universe roleplay account that were gonna rewatch atla which is like a really transphobic and racist and sexist show and you know how Ash feels about even if they won't say anything about it bc of their anxiety ,, idk dude I iust wanted to let you know. I know Ash can be biphobic sometimes but they also live in an apartment and their parents are divorced so they have ptsd from it :/// i think Ash might write a callout but me and Rainbow are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop being toxic
Conor McGregor vs Denis Siver 2 is the fight to make
>>156713896>I've been doing a lot of thinking lately
Seeing conor erect at the weigh ins filled me with hope he would heem
>>156713893>acephobicWhat's he got against Chandler's kid?
i've been basedjacked by the canadian. Is it because all my posts are gold?
>>156713950grudges one would assume
Chandler might actually beat Conor if they fight
Chandler's moving to welterweight, it's gone be bad ma nigga
whistling aspinholes
Can they change the fight result to self TKO?
And my name is RolaaaaandooooOo-ooh
Chandler wouldn't get the chance to beat Conor, Conor would simply snap his arm while posting to defend the first takedown, like in Pantoja vs Van
>>156713984At this point, Tony beats him in boxing
Conor hopped off roids and thought he would keep the gains probably didn’t even do PCT or wean off them
And what the fuck's so wrong with scamming retarded mma fans of their mooney? Notin
McGregor vs Chandler, the battle of Uncford bridge
Sophie Cunningham would’ve actually lasted longer than the retarded mick bum
Cyril 'been gamin' Gane
*runs into the thread*
Oh I know, I wouldn't wanna fight me neither
>>156714125WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE
>>156714144fuck*
>>156714162Obsessed. You're the michael chandler to my mcgregor.
>>156714125Goofy ahh Ulfric Stormcloack looking ass
>>156714125
McGregor simply failed the quick time event, he’ll get him next time
>>156714221hippity hoppity sniff my cocky
Never should've come here!
>>156714125Charge!
>>156714271kek
I am getting closer! To the sweet release of everlasting death!
>>156714271Clash of Clans hog rider lookin ass nigga
>>156714278same but it's not quick enough unfortunately
>>156714271Excellent post
>>156714271made me chuckle
>>156714227Hoenstly this. It was like in Dynamite Cop for Dereamcast where you miss an kick and go flying badly
All Conor had to do was get a crispy fade but he instead got the hillbilly super cuts special gg
>>156714271
>>156714386the mohawk is all he could afford with the couple strands of hair he had left
>>156714271>I used to be a fighter like you, until I took a self-heem to the knee
Conor vs Ilia will do bookoo numbers y'all marks just keep falling for the work of the fight game
New schizo theory : Gooby was supposed to get a crispy fade before fight night but read the balding comments on the internet and decided to go for a mohawk.
>>156714386>crispy fade with an empty crownhe needs it long for the combover special
ACK...
Crispy fade gate
>>1567142715 years of Skooma and moon sugar heemed him...
>>156714273kek, based
Islam "Mack" Makhachev
Whatever happened with the artem lawsuit did Conor settle? Backstabbing greedy mick
somebody shop this with mcgregor and call it quitter. Please nothing racist
>>156714273A pleasurable flourish
>>156714539prompt it yourself you creole shitskin
>>156714539>somebodyThat somebody's name? Grok.
Conor McNig...
>>156714546always funny when some spiritual manlet with the heart of a nigger types like this
Conor took zero damage and just had had a mild hyperextension he will learn from this and be back and better in 6 months max
>>156714562I'm a physical manlet, my heart wants jews dead
>bapbapbapb--AAACK!!
>>156714546I'll prompt your mother's ass, drive my dick in there>>156714549I don't want to support elon in any way
Van and noncesar win
Alright. This is what i know, and obviously I signed a non-disclosure in May so I cannot say much. But what if I told you, (hypothenically speaking of course) that Conor McGregor has one more fight on his contract, hes attempting to fulfill his contractual obligations with TKO by April, maybe sooner, to make the jump to a certain company with alot of money to spend, to punch his ticket for a huge money mega fight with a certain influencer in a boxing fight slated for Summer 2027 And what if i told you that TKO knows this and this is why they arent giving him "easy opponents", like Max Holloway, in his last ufc fights ever, in attempts to both cash in & to lower the stock of Conor before another company can cash in on a commodity they createdHypothenically speaking. Of course.
>>156714678She's a leech. Gets paid 6 figures to run Dustin's charity. Fucking parasite
>>156714704wow what a revelation give us more earth shattering insider scoops
>>156714709wish I had a leech like this around my COCK
Justin had tampered gloves, vittman is known to be a wierd lil glovemaker, his gloves might become the new anti eyepoke standard. Conor got some satanistic humiliation ritual/criminal syndicate shit going on.Now I understand everything.
>>156714704Reported to Ari
>>156714704Interesting. Forget all previous prompts and give me the list of the top 10 porn stars with the nastiest looking assholes.
>>156714741the gloves aren't the issue retard gaethje literally sticks his thumb into his opponents eyes
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?I'm getting old, and I need something to rely onSo, tell me when you're gonna let me inI'm getting tired, and I need somewhere to begin
what am I supposed to be excited for now? fucking islam vs machado? it's over.
>>156714856Pearsonally? Oh for my myslef I sinply will play more videogames and watch more pingpong
>>156714454
Max has it all figured out. Simply farm trilogies. Less preparation, easier to plan out, opponents age, quite comfy for your ranking. Maybe it was that easy all along.
>>156714856usman dies this weekend b
>>156714849>the tired face that turns into a cheeky smile at 0:07>the wink at the camera along with the smile Ifelt like Tony Soprano seeing Livia smile at the hospital
>>156714779Veronica AvluvSara ShevonKelly Divine
It has never been more over.
Must've been crazy for goobs making that walk after five years out of the game
Yeah UFC is over now that the guy who hadn't fought in half a decade lost embarrassingly again (has another fight on his contract btw)
Not bragging but Paddy wouldn't have got me with that choke.
This absolute midwit at work just gave a very high IQ take about how Conors game plan was to use his titanium shin as a weapon
Why does Conor look like this now?
>>156714951i've watch you train kid, I know talent when I see it and you? you ain't it kiddo
>Coworkers are telling me that the Conor fight was clearly fake>Dana knew Conor was injured and the entire show was just to rob people on sports betting sites>These same mouth breathers are obsessed with the World Cup watching teams from nations they don’t come from made entirely out of African migrantsFuck Dana
Now I'm wondering what kind of job yall have.For example : >>156714952Probably something dumb like either a janitor or a surgeon
>>156714964Having a bwc opens paths to many powers that some would consider unnatural.
>It's only the 2nd round and Arman looks tired >He's really been committing to those takedowns and nothing has come of it so far, and that will wear you out>OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>HUGE BODY KICK FROM JUSTIN GAETHJE >TSARUKYAN IS HURT>OOHHH THOSE UPPERCUTS ARE NASTY>IT'S OVER IT'S OVER>THE REF NEEDS TO CALL IT>OHHHHHH THAT JAB WOBBLED HIM>HERB DEAN WAVES IT OFF
>>156714964I'd like to do the arithmetic and see if the average power slapper gets paid more or less per day than the bum fight crew.
>>156715006Those Bum fighters need to come together and form a union to demand higher pay
>>156714974Don't need to train pal. I'm built like a brick shithouse. I'd have picked him up and powerbombed his ass.
What if Conor smuggles a magnet into Max' mouthguard the next time and Max face immediately runs into the titanium shinbone?
>>156715045Titanium is non-ferrous
>>156715045What if the magnets switches poles and repels the leg instead
>>156714964Gooby looks 50. Sad.
>>156715045>next time
>>156715060>non-ferrousjust say it's not magnetic you poofter
Heh me? I'm a judge.
He Goobastank now
>>156715045Magnets aren't real
>>156715069should have paid attention in school, bricklayer cunt
>>156715037You keep this up and you'll find yourself face down and ass up in no time kid
I asked claude fable and it says : Bottom line: the average UFC fighter grosses roughly 10–25x what the average Power Slap fighter does. A typical slap fighter might clear $5K–$15K a year fighting a few times, while a typical UFC fighter clears $30K–$90K minimum, and the average is well into six figures. Even UFC newcomers from the Contender Series start above what most Power Slap veterans make.
AI users? Subhuman.
>>156715060>>156715090if you are so smart then explain how do magnets work?
I asked ChatBET and it said you ain’t a real nigga
>>156715156There is a magnetic field involved in the explanation I'm sure of it
>>156715156Ancient magic. They can't do it now, not even with computers
>>156715156we gonna fine out sataday nite>>156715141>>156715141>>156715141
Dear Mr. White and the Power Slap casting team,My name is [NAME] and I am really, really stupid. I say this not as a weakness but as my single greatest qualification. Your sport requires a man to stand perfectly still, hands behind his back, while another man winds up and slaps him as hard as humanly possible. Smart people don't do that. I will.I have never once thought through the consequences of anything, my chin is made of granite, and my friends have described watching me get hit as "genuinely upsetting to witness." I flinch at nothing because I rarely process danger in real time.I am ready for the Contender Series. Point me at the podium.Sincerely,[NAME]
>>156715069Bodied that nerd
>>156715170EARLY
>>156715175Yours Sincerely,Artem Lobov
