On Saturday, I went to an outdoor FIFA watch party with my Korean gf and two of her friends, one a 9/10 blonde and the other a 7/10 brunette. Her two friends dropped some elite ball knowledge after a couple of margaritas:>both said that Haaland is ugly but his wholesome chungosity and his height makes him attractive overall>both were swooning over David Beckham. They literally cheered out loud every time the camera panned to Beckham.>both found Harry Kane attractive as well. I pointed out his Norwooding and they didn't care.>neither found the black players attractive. Jude Bellingham was upgraded from forgettable to "cute" after his second goal.>Messi is "too short to be attractive". I said he is objectively the GOAT but it didn't matter to them. They literally said it's pointless dating a manlet because "he can't protect me from danger - I would probably have to carry him out of danger". Plus, he's an autist who can't even give his team a motivational talk despite being "captain". Major ick.>both said it's objectively better to be great at multiple things than to be great at one thing. Ryan Reynolds >>> Ryan Gosling for that reason. Toto Wolff was the brunette's cheat pass for that reason.In summary:>height is law>women have an feral desire to get BONGED>being a millionaire renaissance man is the price of admissionTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Not only did you listen to womeme's opinions, you even felt the need to share them with us.
>>156715105>elite ball knowledge
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>>156715154Faggot ass leaf OP wrecked
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>listening >women
>>156715105I knew this was a Canadian poster before even clicking the thread on the catalog. The entire post is very much saar coded
>>156715105>chink flag>chink misses>cares more about what men are handsome than the sport>Messi is the GOAT!!!
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some ppl go out of their way listening to WOMENmental illnessor gay
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>>156715105That’s a lot of effortposting
