Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 10Aurillac - Le Lioran166.6kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 9:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-9-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-10/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:00 CETPrevious thread:>>156675278
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>>156728945should be good today
>>156729019Hopefully UAE won't ruin the fun again.
>>156729100>narrator voice: they will
>>156729100oh they will
>>156729100Tour de France Stage Pogacar hasn't yet won:1, 2, 8, 10, 11, 16
surely Seixas should be very motivated today
>>156729347Poor kid must be dead tired from all the weight on his shoulders
>>156728945Jonas better stop being such a little bitch and lock the fuck injust pedal as hard as Pogi already
>>156729299Can't someone punch his liver ffs ?
>>156729112>>156729126>>156729299Surely their greed will be their downfall
>>156730123any day now
>Race organizers ASO assign hotels to teams at random every night. ASO ranks all the hotels they book across the race and ensure all teams get an equal share of five-star luxury and two-star squalor.>Teams are prohibited from booking their own alternative accommodation or using motorhomes. Remember the short-lived Richie Porte-wagon?>Tadej Pogačar and UAE Emirates-XRG definitely didn’t get winning tickets in the Tour’s hotel room lottery Monday.>According to Spanish reporter Sergi López-Egea, the world’s richest team was allocated a hotel without air conditioning – not ideal given the Tour de France is cooking right now.>What’s more, the hotel’s wonky power supply reportedly couldn’t handle the portable aircon units that team UAE drags around France.this how we win today, squeaker bros
>>156730169suck it pogii hope you had a terribly sleep
rumors are swirling again
>>156730169dirty dirty aso bet your sweet ass Seixas had five stars
>>156730184Ya'll call him the devil himself and think some heat can touch him? baka
>>156730376is there even 5 star hotels in Massif Central?
>Remco not wearing Remco shoesnot a good look
>>156730257A rider of Pogacar's GC caliber, at the peak of his career, riding only 1 GT per season is letting history books down.
>tfw no podium girl to pour wine down your throat poor Grug
>>156730607>non-aero shoesimagine the watts
>>156731332Lace shoes are more aero than boa thoughbeit
>>156730607The heat dome requires us all to make sacrifices.>>156730766This is what they took from us.
another stage another day of Mads winning the sprint and Pogi the stagethe script is getting kinda repetitive
Can anyone recommend a place to buy some cycling prints/wall art? I like what Rouleur has but I am too cheap for Rouleur prices.>>156731348Lace shoes lack the ability to dramatically tighten them up a few clicks before il finale
Nobody replied to me >>156729110
>>156731616You posted it in a fake thread.
~10% chance of rain
Just took big brown smelly Florian in the the Lipowitz
we live btw
Wellens crying to the media about how fans on the road where booing the entire UAE team on stage 6 and 9
Guys
Prepare your toilet snacks
>>156731616fuck the fr*nch desu
Terrorist attaque in Nice was 10 years ago today
based Bardet instead of Voigt on the motogood day
>>156730169This is excellent news
>>156732233based lidl merchandise enjoyer
>>156732214>>156732233uh basedare you on the route today?
>>156730257Give him his little roubaix next year so he can fuck off already
Wish the team was called Lidl Trek Segafredo>>156732251No
Pogi doing something
Jonas lachee
Pogi making the jump himself based as fuck
Jonas caught napping while eating lol
Pog only fuelled by anger after being put up in some shithole hotel
>NO YOU CANT ALREADY RACE SO SOON NOOOO
JONAS DROPPED
Lidl Trek breaking the peleton kek did not had that on my list
merlol is such a baby
Can't these fat sprinters at least ride the 20km to the sprint zone?
Lidlbros uuhhhh the n*gger is still there
Can he steal the points from Mads?
>>156732358i'm not touching that
KANTERGOD
>>156732390ALMOST
Attacque de MVDP
burning all those matches for a mickey mouse sprint
surely today is waaay too hard for grug
>>156732403This sprint is worth more points than half of the stage wins.
>>156732403+25 pointsi think the stage today is worth 30 points or less so kinda worth it for fads
I have never seen a muslim drive a Skoda or a Volvo
Mads won
>>156732424yeah he got the 25 but Girmay was just chilling and got 16. trek burned their whole team for thathave to go for it but it's a lot of effort for little reward
>>156732427Come to Sweden
>>156732444kanter stopped pedalling for no reason
>>156732452he has to do it if he wants to win greenevery single point counts
>frenchies
>Frenchies are not giving up.Lidl-Trek
kek
>>156731612Unlike boa I've literally never had the need or desire to tighten or loosen lace shoes mid ride.
What are those white residues on the tarmac?
>>156732580no ideathere's been heaps of them thoughlooks like a line painting truck has exploded
>>156732580>>156732597its sand, its so the road gets less sticky because it melts in the heat
>>156732612That does not look like sand at all
>>156732612the AU commentators are talking about it nowthey say its shit to absorb the oilbut they don't sound sure
>>156732612>>156732662it's lime, not sand
>>156732575Hah I've always thought that the need for mid ride adjustment was some sort of conspiracy by big BOA, but when I run I like to re-tighten my shoes after warming up and running for a bit. This has always kept me from trying laced shoes.
>>156732675its really for the tarmac making the grib better because the top layer can get sticky
>>156732683yeah limewash it seemssupposedly it reflects heat, absorbs oil and protects the road surface during extreme heat tooso all 3
dafuq are cofidis doing
>>156732695You dont tighten them mid ride but before a sprint
4 of my riders in that break, surely it'll get caught
Big boy forgot its 3500 meter uphill today
pogi will attack on Puy Mary
Why waste your energy in the break UAE won't let you go
>>156732812puy mary pas de payroll
Why does UAE hate fun so much
Chute van Eetvelt and others
when will Pogi chute and DNF
>>156732828It's a big group they might actually let this one go
is this where van Eetvelt's scheduled DNF happens
>>156732612>>156732580its chalk. Like they use on greenhouses to reflect sun. So the tarmac doesnt get as hot and melt
So beautiful imagine living there
>>156733001> no proper yard to grow my veggies and fruit treesgrim
Lmao Johannesen slept outside because the hotel was so shit
He's finally lost ithttps://x.com/festinaboy/status/2076996836812898344
>chuting uphill
lol
>>156733048Why don't the top teams just bring a camper along for the days they're in shit hotels? Yes it's illigel but who needs to know? Even in the team only a single soigneur and the captain + his roommate needs to know about this arrangement. Just disappear into the camper when it's sleep time.
>>156733112what the fuck did i just watch kek
>>156733128They're not allowed. Literally forced to use hotels.
>>156733128you need to be inside your designated chamber those guys that slept on their balcony might get shit for breaking the rules lol
>>156733143>>156733163Yes I said it's not allowed. But who's going to stop them or even notice? Just disappear from your hotel room into a camper with AC and a good bed. No one is going to be touring the hotel and checking if the riders are sleeping in their rooms.
merlol might OTL today if (when) Pogi goes insane
Just tuned in. poogacar's minions on the front with 1 minute gap huh.
>>156733175>No one is going to be touring the hotel and checking if the riders are sleeping in their rooms.Don't underestimate WADA.
>>156733175They do check the hotels they are also not allowed to meet their family in those hotels etc
Moo
fake moosgrim
>>156733175if you fail to comply with chamber rules you fail to comply with wada protocol
Why is Van den Berg shaving Christian Bale's head?
They should add the sound of broken glass when there is a chute
>>156733348kek, and snapping bones
Does the break have any chance?
>>156733364Richie Porte's alarm clock
Anders Mielke said 6 7
>>156733212A picture that wouldn't hit anywhere outsude 4chan, I still smiled
When will Jonas attack today?
>not having a castle tower on your property Why even live
>>156733486never
unironically what kind of drugs are they doping with now?
>>156733518>What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass 6 hours a day. What are you on?
>arseman
>>156733617biniam that you
Pog will try to help Del Dopo to gain time on Vingegaard again today.
>>156733553He does it all for her
>>156733639>her
>>156733639Was this pic taken on gianetti island?
Do australians say pogaroo?
I miss Pinot
UAEpostal
>>156733662Russians say Pogaczar
the only and last copium/hopium i have left is that Jonas is usually very good after a rest day
>>156733692>Pogaczar
The commentators keep talking about how "beautiful" central france but I don't know, it looks a lot like Pennsylvania
>>156733696Jonas is riding for second
>>156733719"[thing], France" is as widespread as "[thing], Japan"
POOaes entire team is just too strong
>>1567337584 of their riders could realistically lead this tour into a top 10. 2 could win it. Other two could even push a top 5.
could Pogacar be cheeky enough to let Del Toro attack to see if Jonas would only follow him
>'The most promising cyclists need to go to numerous, different teams' - Tour de France director Christian Prudhomme in favour of a salary cap to increase excitement>"We’re clearly favourable [towards it], and it exists in French rugby. There are discussions in effect with the UCI, the riders, teams and us," Prudhome told The Athletic when asked about a salary cap.>"They have the means to buy the best riders every year,” Prudhomme continued. "So it is necessary to rebalance that. But I cannot say whether a solution will be found in the coming years.>"At the moment, the three or four richest teams hoover up all the best young riders. So that there is real competition the most promising cyclists need to go to numerous, different teams. And then, private entrepreneurs in businesses need to be able to still invest; without that, it’s too expensive… it’s very important for the future of cycling.">>"We always want to have exceptional champions and at the same time, suspense. In fact, it’s not about the winner, it’s about the manner the Tour plays out and if there is this suspense."Prudhomme dropping trvkeshttps://www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/the-most-promising-cyclists-need-to-go-to-numerous-different-teams-tour-de-france-director-christian-prudhomme-in-favour-of-a-salary-cap-to-increase-excitement
>>156733802it only makes sense as we walk into another Sky-like era of one team domination
>>156733837Worse because they sweep up the classics too. They need to cap operating costs as well.
Imagine living there eating your cheese and drinking your wine
>>156733855Froome at least had the decency to be rather ass outside of GT hoovering
>>156733887
Dayum
So there's history on this stage where Jonas beat poogacar which means of course they'll try to make a statement because they're parasocial petty hogs. Bastille day has been cancelled.
They don't show the gaps behind the peloton? Don't tell me no one has been dropped.
>>156733919comfy
2026 TdF final GC:1. Pogacar 2. Del Toro +37:39 3. Adam Yates +39:01 4. Brandon McNulty +42:14 5. Tim Wellens +45:20 6. Jonas Vingegaard +2:32:40 7. Großschartner +2:32:41 8. Politt (S/T) 9. Lipowitz +2:45:4310. Ayuso +2:51:34
Today I will punch Pogi in the liver
>>156733796of course he's cheeky enough. and you just know vingegaard will not chase toro
>>156733855He*.
>Wellens "As a rider in a lesser team, I wouldn't like to see a race completely controlled by the competition either. But otherwise: zero f***s given.”
>>156733894But Froome was complete shit, he shouldn't have been hoovering anything in the first place except a gun in his mouth.
>>156733947>But Froome was complete shitWasn't though was he
>>156733922
>>156733992Merlier cant even get into the gruppeto... Hope its just the shits and he can still start tomorrow
>>156733973Are you serious? Dude was a complete joke pre-mutation even compared to fishboy and Legweak.
>>156733928bluff
>>156733639her chin is even longer now
>yeah but 2 years ago jonas beat pog on this etappefuck off gay sport, pog wins
>witnessing the golden age of cyclingwe don't deserve pogi
>>156733928You will be celebrated as a national hero in France.
>>156734158
break done
based caraRAT
Based Chadapaz
>>156734184Do the french hate him yet? When can we expect piss and sticks being thrown at him?
VPP lachee
My nigga Facepeace schooling these fools
oh deer
>You underestimate me Tadej, today I shall use 50% of my Power
>>156734240Not really (not openly at least) but today is Fête Nationale, if you stand up against a totalitarian power you are a hero.
Seixas should attack like caraRAT
>>156734240seeing as the viewing numbers in the TDF have gone down year after year then yes
dubs and Pogi chutes brutale on the descent
>>156734342roll
>>156734342
>>156734347>>156734348>>156734350never lucky
shart is losing against Carapaz
is merda really not gonna attack on Puy Mary
>>156734363he was going like crazy
sexo scenery
Remco looks ready today
Hindlel lachee
>>156734402Inb4>Remcuck
>>156734402Ready to abandon
is that jorgenkwab in the back
disappointing performance from sticky Ricky
Decathlon believe
>>156734414>>156734423doubters will be silenced today
AG2RBros, huh ? !
Why is decathlon working for pogacar?
>Pissma
Pissma Pees a Bike
Visma kwab
>sepp kuss
>Kussen>Son of Jørgenlol?
Visma done, finito, fin
Just got home, how did all non UAE teams die?
JVPTER send Paul some dopage on the rest day
God really blessed France
CHUTE
>>156734471Peak road
Pidkwab
>chute pidersWHY IS IT NEVER POGIMERDA
Pidders down
that white stuff on the tarmac is tres dangerous
oof
ooooffff Harper hurt his hand bad
blood
Disc break menace strikes again
Jorgenson also chute
>>156734494>one guy chutesit's the roads!!
i get energy from seeing lycra homos in pain
>>156734500Good thing you dont use your hands to pedal
>>156734487So much for being the best descender in the peloton.
>>156734514how you gonna control the bike
>>156734471You have mountains ? You have construction workerrs ? Then you can get your own postal card scenery too.
next climb ain't no joketotal jobber death
anyone got the youtube
Crashing the race without survivors
pidcock is a hard man
when you watch cycling it can be boring but suddenly it becomes too scary to watch
>>156734537Raide !
son of Jørgen was also down
Heli got some turbulence lol
Bardet on the moto.He is gonna take out Pogi
>>156733927Kek
Cararat gonna win because of Decathlon
Carapaz would need at least 2 minutes to have a chance
Jorgensen looks shook
>>156734591nahBardet is a pogi glazer
>>156734599He can always hope the fish wheel suck will take out some speed
Carapaz is one of the good guys
I love how Carrarat is fucking UAEs plans
Why Jonas simply don't try and attack?
seixas wants to win the stage
>>156734611Does poogacar even give him a thought anymore? I would imagine they're all in on burrito for 2nd.
>>156734611It's ok. Decathlon is soft pacing
if Seixas wins this i will forever be a fanboi
Pidcock has an issue then reappears out of nowhere like nothing happened.
Is there a way to try out all different sort of bikes in Germany?I recently bought a new bike (stevens strada) for commuting and allthough its far better than my old one, im not sure if its the perfect one for me and if there are better options out there.I dont really have any experience with bikes at all so I bought the one suggested to me by my local bike store.So I was thinking if there is a way to lend a bike, drive it for a week or two and try another one.
>>156734640>expecting anything but the most sulphurous dopagefest from the sl*venian devil
If he leads over the first climb I think Carapaz got it
>>156734628nah Jonas is less than dust for Pogimerda
I smell kino photofinish
lol, pace too high mister Prodhomme
master descender
>>156734628>they're all in on burrito for 2nd.this
PRODHOMME OGRE
>>156734640>>156734652the world needs a french winner
lmao they slowed down for Del Toro
>Get sponsored by Netcompany>Turn to shitThat company can really ruin everything it touches
>>156734646there's always better (expensive) options but don't waste your money if your current bike is fine
go on based caraRAT
Great tactics from Decathlon
>>156734690Pretty sure they're all over our infrastructure in the UK. No idea what they are or what they do other than some tech business.
very passive Pogi right now?
Nothing ever happens
Why are they pacing so slow?
Bunch of pussies why won't anyone attack
Jonas already looking better and it's only week TWOmy god what will he be like in the Alps
any youtbers por favor
this is some proper poker
sucks Mas isn't ridingCarapaz and Mas are the only soul left
pogi does nothing?
>>156734726They're trying to look who will shoot first
>>156734678>My men are eager for battle and so am I. Prepare to fight!
>>156734721Don't want to drop the burrito. They'll go for an explosive couple seconds in the final over Jonas.
Pogi is gonna bait Jonas into attacking
>>156734752I mean he has almost 3 minutes lead. The others should do something too
Great ride from Piganzoli.
the old bait and switch from Pogi hereits so obvious
Pogi looks cooked, no AC 2 star hotel destroyed his freshness
>>156734766i understand that, but after all that work by his team?
Pogi lost a bidon
>>156734775timing
>>156734771They think they're masterminds
No reason to attack here with a descend and a climb still to go
Keak
>why is he not winning every stage reee
Here we go
Nobody ??
poggers
>pogwinslol
REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE EPO BOTTLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gay shit sport
Kek at how no one bothers going with him. TNT commentators sound deflated. Almost caught Carapaz too.
>>156734775epic mufa
just retire fishman
>>156734771the most obvious poker play ever
u mad?
Jonas-Bros, we'll attack in Week 3
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Punch this liver !
This is all tiresome
Rip Carapaz
KEKEKEKEKEKEK that's why he's attacked. burrito has been COOKED.
I wonder who's going to be third place this year...
THAT AINT RIGHT PAUL
>+45 to +6NOOO HE'S NOT DOPED UP OK??!?!?
30 seconds on 500mLMAOOOOOOOOO
everyone is already at 6 w/kg and faggotcar goes to 8 w/kg
jaws music playing
PARTY POG IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
The fuck was that
>17 interviews>jonas won 2 years ago on this stage>4 hours of talking about how it happens>breakaway for advertisment>14 july, the french are going to attackpogwinslolfuck this gay shit, should just cancel this whole retarded shit
Why don't the other guys just pedal harder?
Cyclisme à deux vitesses
He is really motoring
>>156734853
Fuck this gay shit
>>156734860good question
gay
>>156734860Because their veins have not been pumped full of mystery juice that makes it glow in the dark.
so obviously doped
Toro dropping
>>156734860Pogi just wants it more
it seemed like he gained 30 seconds in about 40 seconds
COM ON POGI CRASH ON THE DESCENT YOU YUGO NIGGER
PAS NORMAL
>"y-you're greatness..!" Commentators are absolutely flat as a pancake. Zero energy. You can tell even they are so done with this shit.
French TV coverage is coping hard. >Carapaz can come backLol, Lmao, even.
Times are going mad
Why are we still watching this?
Team Remco is gaining a spot today
instead of being butthurt be happy that you can watch the GOATinsane performance
Seixas is learning one thing today: he is too tall to win TDF.
Group Remco will catch him!
im starting to get pissed at the other riderslike literally no one even tried
>>156734891It took 2 minutes 20 seconds to catch the 40 second gap
>>156734905For the small possibility of a chute
>>156734851>kibbeling-bierbeslagi thought this was buffalo wings and blue cheese
>>156734907After the stage has finished we'll be dragging you out by the ears. slavenians are NOT welcome in /cyc/ anymore.
Memeco crazy ass decending >>156734907Well said
>>156734905Just to suffer.
pog is a shit descender
>>156734907we have been burnt before.
Pog's handler having a heart attack
>>156734911He just needs a bigger bike then.
>>156734916they can't, lad. PoGODcar is just too good
>>156734907kill yourself at the earliest opportunityno one will miss you
Pogacar more like poo-gay-bikeFuck this semen slurping fake dope "sport"
>>156734927How about YOU leave
>Gr. Maillot a Pois
>>156734907>GOAT
Jonas is such a weakminded fuckerlike come on ride with Remco here
Skjelly and Remco knows how to catch the menace
We already have a GC for young riders, can we make a GC for all the riders that are not called Pogacar?
>>156734960No>>156734916It is not physiologically possible for a human to follow these attacks. They already doped Jonas to the max years ago. PooAE doubled down and poogacar is probably near death with the amount of shite in his blood.
>>156734976Just wait 5 years
time for ASO to moto pace Pogi
>>156734976We already have that its called a podium spot
Remking acceleration incoming
>>156734968>fluid retentionExplains his fat legs>fertility concernsExplains the fact he has no kids, although urska's womb might be destroyed because of the various STD's from her BBC buck parties.Verdict: Conclusive evidence of doping.
good thing pog managed to kill cycling before climate change did
>>156734976We have the /clean/ gc
get those fucking motos away from Pogacar you cheating shiters
CARACRACKED
Pogi looks done
>I don't know if Pogacar will win this TdFJalabert please...
They will catch Pog 100%. He attacked too late on the climb
It's literally fucking over. Time to stop watching
Will Remco PULL it all back
Funny they are now riding not to catch pog but to gain time on Torito
Cararat made a mistake of trying to follow for five second and blew up
>>156734925it's fried cod in beer batter with remoulade sauce
come on Remcocatch that filthy cheater
pogi gaining the “chase” isn’t chasing
He's looking back quite a lot
They need to ride hard to ensure burrito does not come back. That is the race here. Do not allow PooAE to take another podium spot. They need to go deep to stretch that gap as much as they can.
hello how the fuck is pogmerda gaining time on a false flat against Remco
I wonder how buck-broken mentally Jonas is right now, knowing there's nothing he can do, has he just accepted he won't ever win another tour and is at peace with it, or is he being tortured constantly?
>>156734981I pray he calls it quits after the olympics outta sheer boredom
>>156735031dude are you 12yo? this is so embarrassing
Imagine being able to brutally rape 200 of the worlds best athletes anytime you want like that. No lube, just jam your gigantic doped up schlong up in their whole professional lives.
Go Flori
>memeco
The gap is small considering the ferocity of the attack. Can only conclude Pog is cooked.
Remco ded
>Remco struggling>Lipo attacks
Redbull drama is the only thing we have left
it‘s remcover
Remco dropped by lipowitz on a flat. Its so over
>>156735055Trine has trained him well, he will never get more broken than having children with an old eskimo.
>Remco dropped on almost flat TTRIP
>>156734431AYYYYY LMAO
>>156735072Didn't he just seethe a minute ago?
*ahem*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*throws bottle of piss*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFrench fans, step it up
>>156735055I think he's obviously come to terms with it, he knows poogacar's performance increase the last few years is unmatchable. He's won multiple tours, he's got a giro. As long as he doesn't get beaten to second he can be happy. His career is probably coming to an end soon anyway. He's had a really good run of it.
but where is my boy THJ??
>memcowhy does shit like this keep happening? what excuse will he come up this time?
Remco is the best attacker on the tour. Verbally, at least
> Remco pulls> Seeth at lipo for not pulling> Lipo pulls> Remco lachee
ayuso nearly crashed? just me who saw it?
dedco
ABSOLUTE REMBARASSEMENT
>spend 6 hours a day baking in the afternoon sun 6 days a week>pale as a ghosti need whatever suncreen jonas is using
>>156735071Definitely expect more but the hills are starting again and the time is going back out. If Jonas comes in less than a minute behind it's a good day for Jonas.
>>156735109Seixas noticed it too.
>Jonas can't even drop Lipo, Seixas, Ayuso and Skjelmose
>Ayuso>does nothing>gets on a podium
Lipowitz going to ride super hard now kek
>>156735099>what excuse will he come up this timeWas about to write the same
Pogi killed Remco in the 5km 1v1 TT
>>156735099Looks extremely skinny too. You can really clearly see his hips and waist.
>RemcoIt's so over
when is a patriotic frenchman gonna punch him in the liver
Can't wait for another 4 years of this shit. To then get a positive doping test and the loss of all his tours. Exciting
you really thought it would be different this time?
>>156735127Big Paul will have the podium
Remco fighting to live another day
How much is Bora paying this Shitter?
Pogi looks fresh lmao
Watching the tour with my father he’s chipping out everytime a dude is running next to a cyclist «Just arrest them and them to an asylum»
>>156735150for that he needs to attack at least once
but you know, that fight for the 3rd GC place really is something, isn't it
Lidl gonna gain time in the most important competition!
Remco is about to collapse
>>156735147He'll never test positive but I suspect he's gone by 2029. Apparently he wants olympics. Clearly wants to break 7 tours too. Probably have a roubaix by then as well. Another 2 years and I think it's over, then we'll see burrito having a sudden increase in performance.
>>156735146Remco is honorary French as wallonigger
AC crisis affected Toro and not Pog
dedco dedassfool
>40 seconds
ASO should make a tadej-free broadcast, all mentions, footage and graphics have been changed to not include him. They never cut to him, they never talk about him.We actually be a kino race with jonas, sexias and ayuso
remco is going to collapse in the alps
they are all completely dead and faggotcar is breathing out of his nosepeople actually believe this horseshit is legit
when Pog and Jonas are gone Seixas will win the tdf easier than Pog wins it now.
Might break 1 minute to Jonas, not a good day. I was starting to enjoy this too.
>>156735162too much kek
'sover (again)
Bora are such retards
>>156735168Nah, just needs to wait for Achooso to inevitably crack
>>156735178well, they probably got at least one portable AC running regardless, and there's no question who had the pleasure
>>1567351921000% agree. There is zero point showing poogacar once he attacks. It always extends. It's always a big margin. They need to give way more attention to G2 and G3.
APOLOGIZEHES COMING BACK
>>156735178In my head he spent his awake using a hand fan to manually cool Pogi and that's why he's weak today
crashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrashcrash
Holy fuck pushing like it's nothing
>>156735224kek
Yonas cant even put time into a dead Remco.It is soo over.
Pogacar is either roided or completely superhuman and BY FAR the greatest everHmmm ...
>>156735224lmao
>>156735193yeah Bora should have real talk with him and have him work for Lipo this third place will be very hard already
>>156735240And now let me gaslight you about how it's actually possible and you're irrational for doubting it
If this dude wanted, he'd probably catch Cavendish in 11 stages
>27 yo with soon 5 TdF wins>We might have like 7 more years of thisSomeone put me out of my misery please
You will now see Pogi calm as on a spa day 30 seconds after the finish
>>156735240GOAT
REMKING UNDYING
Pogwinslol
Pogi needs to win more, Cav needs to be humbled
>>156735240obviously doped to the gills
Pogi Pogi Pogi
>>156735240literally everyone has been roided for decades
vingekwab
WHERE FISH????????
>Jonas
REMKINGREMKINGREMKING
Great ride bravo Pog
we're so back remcbros, jonas losing additional seconds in the end huh.
Where the fuck did remco come from? Jonas also cooked? Fight for 2nd and 3rd will be really good this year.
atleast we will have Spain vs France later tonight now that this sport is dead
A P O L O G I Z E TO MEMCO
>>156735260he won't ride that long, he wants to win all races and then retire
LMAO @ LIPOSHITREMCO MY GOAT
tour de faggot
honteux
Fishboy wont even podium, mark my words
>JonasHahahaha
pog is dead tired btw, notice how he didn't do his usual celebration this time?
ITS JOVER. At this rate Jonas won't be on the podium thanks to the Giro
Fish Mindbroken
REM-UN-CRACKED
Seriously how Remco came back?
>>156735301long way ong
Renaat calling Remco the big winner of today, José laughing kekRenaat is such a fucking retare
What Remco is still alive?
Team Visma on suicide watch one more day like this and Jonas is leaving
Lidl, Bora and Decathlon must smell blood now. They have to attack. 2nd place is up for the taking
schizo Remco is my favourite rider
GODCO
Grand tour stage numbers that Pogacar hasn't won: 1 and 11.
>>156735334Jonas to Uno-x
Thought poogacar looked tired and yet he's still surprisingly animated. Hmm.
>>156735295F
time for Jonas to retirethis is embarrasing to watch
Jonas lost 12 seconds to a dead Remcos sprint
bam another one
>Remco took 18s on Vingo>he was gone 2k from the finish
>>156735332Jose was already truthpilling that he will never be a Tour winner
>>156735319>>156735333Remco is literally Garrosh. He runs on seethe and contempt
>>156735347Never won opening stage what a kwab
Jonas loses 6 seconds to SKJELMOSE jesus christ
>>156734431>>156735295i never doubted
slim shady I kneel
top 10. moral victory to Remco
>Pogi laughing>Jonas ded
>LONG WAY TO PARIS>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW? >WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY >WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>156735398Right stage is over so off you fuck. You are barred from /cyc/. If you're seen over here again we'll get the albanian heavies to kick your teeth in.
danebros atleast we still have Mads
>>156735417
>>156735390>>156735391Why is the fake Russian trying to take our resident Russians job?
next two stages are sprints
LOL this pidcock interview
Lipowitz>I'm the ca-ACK
>>156735333too angry to die
>>156735417>we'll get the albanian heavies to kick your teeth in.LolIdk why but that was funny
>>156735391GC
With UEA not riding for Torrito anymore there could be a lot of changes on the podium spots this week
its 100% clear now that the Giro was a "i can't win the TDF anymore so time to farm the other two"
if Jonas wasnt boring he would be faster than Pogacar im sure of it
>>156735437Because I was tired of waiting for his post
Lipo interview>Remco fell behind so we waited>then he overtakes and takes 2nd place>I'm so happy for himlol
>Giro is now a preparational race for the Tour>Tour becomes a preparational race for the Vuelta
>>156735457top jockeystdf is so goodthis was Giro after 10 stages
>>156735440green points jersey is the only thing left thats actually close
>>156735457I'm hype for for the third place trophy.
>>156735482kek, doesn't make any sense
Paul putting almost a minute into burrito today is a really good sign. Next generation of GT's should actually be fun unless burrito's coach is undertraining him too. Ayuso seems matched to Paul also. There is no clear dominant rider yet, but that may be Paul until another very promising rider comes through in the next few years. It's looking healthy for the future.
>>156735482kek it must be quite the clownshow
>>156735495You mean with Seixas 2nd, right ?
if not for Jonas, Pogi would have won as many TDF's as Lance
>>156735464That was clear the moment he announced he was doing the Giro.
so is this era officially worse than the froome era?
>>156735490Giro & Vuelta aren't among the biggest races, because we consistently don't see the best in that discipline participate. Biggest races are TdF, monuments and WC.
>Remco hasn’t got full control of his emotions yet, so we will probably see more outbursts if he has a difficult moment or two. [...] There’s plenty of time ahead where frustration is going to be knocking at his door again, and if it’s his co-leader whom he sees riding off into the distance, then there’ll be someone, probably from a Belgian media outfit, who’ll be asking how he felt in that moment.What will Remco's answer be?
>>156735391>beaten by Skjelmosefishbros.....
>>156735522I don't think he can do it, but I'll be happy to be proven wrong.
>>156735535yes?
>>156735571Based on what we saw today, I think 2nd place is up for grabs, and I like his attitude and panache, even he's a bit green this year on that kind of races.
>>156735417m8, have you ever thought about how many hours a day, every day, you spend seething about Pogacar? you have like 60 replies in this thread alone, and they are all about him. That's pretty pathetic bro
>"second best rider">"best climber">doesn't even come second in climbs anymoreLMAO When I say fish you say washedFish
>>156735528Lance hasn't won a single tour last time I checked kek
>>156735622WASHED
>>156735622>>"best climber"Who claimed this? poogacar last year or whenever he said that? The polka isn't even Jonas'.
don't forget to spare a moment to laugh at Del Toro
WASHED
>>156735645Fish
>>156735615for me, it's about 5-10 minutes a day
the cracks have begunjust wait til the Alps
>>156735651You'll want to be careful with that. Everytime PooAE feel disrespected or humiliated, they turn it up to the max. If we just ignore the burrito that might prevent him getting a 'new coach'. The future is Paul's.
>>156735679If he's broken what is the rest? They're falling apart. Fish didn't even try to counter the attack he just rode it out and barely made the top 10.They've given up the tour.
Vingegaard 2024 would have been only 3 seconds behind Pogacar in pure timing on the last climb.Vingegaard is not at his own 2024 level.
>>156735457GC without Pogacar:1. Vingegaard2. Evenepoel +0:303. Ayuso +0:464. Seixas +0:595. Lipowitz +1:086. del Toro +1:327. Skjelmose +2:098. Martinez +2:589. Pidcock +8:09
Why do both czech posters appear at once? Seen this happen a few times during the tour now. How curious.
the most entertaining thing in this tour so far is Remco/Lipo in-team fighting
>>156735710Jonas would be further ahead after dropping everyone on Tourmalet
Here's your French champion
>>156735727Absolutely. It's a time bomb at this point.
>>156735710real GC right here, not even dane coping, anyone in top 4 could take it
>>156735764I suspect a Lipo resurgence. Usually has a good day.
>>156735708He got buck broken in the first week, he's low on power. Pogi took it out him, he's weaker than he would be otherwise.
>>156735727Remco will blow up big time in the hard mountain stages in the final week.Stage 15 already, Remco will at least lose 1 minute to Lipowitz.
>>156735717Tour brings the best schizos out of us
>“In the end, I still just finished second. I clearly still had something left for a sprint. I recover well from the effort. It would be typically Belgian to only focus on the negative. I hope that doesn't happen. What do I give myself for today? A 9/10. Not a 10, because I had to drop back for a moment.” Remco high on copium
Remco sounds irritated
best friends
>>156735859Dude does not look like surviving the mountain stages...
Tourist here that visits once a year.What happened to the "squeaking" meme? I have seen a lot of people "squeaking" in this thread, but no grinning rats.
>>156735949>I have seen a lot of people "squeaking" in this thread, but no grinning rats.
>>156735949it's beyond grinning at this point
Weekend should be great. 2 tough stages. Camera man had a better day with showing more of the race. Stage 13 will be interesting though. That's no small climb and the valley looks fast. Definitely time to be gained by someone other than the usual. Could see it being a breakaway stage. But throwing poolit on the front for 120km could easily make it a poogacar win if they wanted it. Weekend stages should be proper tour mountain stages.
>>156735977
>>156735876>>156735877
Jonas post-race interview with Danish media TV2>“I lost around 50 seconds. It was a tough stage, and he (Tadej Pogačar) was really strong today. I just tried to get to the finish as quickly as I could. The others were willing to help me a bit as well, so that was good for me,” says Jonas Vingegaard.What did you feel when he attacked?>"I could tell I’d probably blow up if I tried to follow him. So I just rode my own pace. If I got some help, I got some help. If not, then that’s just how it is.”What’s your reaction to Pogačar taking time on you today?>“I actually think it was a stage that suited him better. I think I can be happy enough with my ride, and I believe my days will come.”
>>156736102>my days will come>my time will comeIVE HEARD IT BEFORE
>>156736102>I believe my days will comeI know you have to keep up with sponsors expectations but they can't blame him for being realistic. He's almost 4 minutes down. Sounds retarded to repeat the same spiel. Would have meant more to say "I'm happy we put more time into burrito".
spanish next Remco strikes again
>>156736102holy copium
>>156736102his coach literally said that today's stage suited vingegaard better than those in the first week because today's climbs were "longer" or something. lmfao, have visma totally lost it?
>>156736102____ way to paris
>>156735753FDJ lads just happy to be there
>>156735836Honorary Frenchman. Thaddée Peaux-Gachard
>>156736414Jeunaux Vièvechand
>>156734842
>>156736506crazy stuff
After 2025 Stage 12, Hautacam, Vingegaard was +3:31, and 9th placed rider was the last one less than +10:00.After 2026 Stage 10, Vingegaard is +3:36, and 9th placed rider is the last one less than +10:00.
whats stopping jonas from going>tour de france? no im not going, i don't do baby races anymore, only hard races like giro and vueltafor the rest of his career?
>>156736621Plugge?
>>156736621his paycheck despite his bitching those Trine cabinets aren’t cheap and someone is doing the paying
>>156736506desu cycling fans are blindingly naive to see this and not realise some fuckery is going on.
rather obscure flex
Powernumbers should be made public live in the Tour, only then will people really see how crazy this all is.
>>156736689https://watts2win.eu/en/performance/2026
>>156736676a win is a win
Merlier made it just in time for the two sprint stagesTimelimit was ~43min
>>156736703I mean live live. On your screen during the stage. What is Pog really pushing when within 800 meter solo climb he gains over a minute on Carrapaz, after which his power doesnt dip the rest of the ride. Lactate isnt a thing for him aperently.
In other new, EMU is not dead yet.
>Pog hurried to pour water on himself so nobody would see that he wasn't sweatingSulfurous
>>156736642His paycheck? Surely Trine is raking in the millions with her coffeeshop ranking website
>>156736877Trine's mom (Jonas MIL) is actually a D-list celebrity/influencer in Denmark
>>156736676This is huge. His family must be very proud. 19, he's on a good course. Hopefully he hold it together for the rest of the tour.
>>156736934More than D-list. She's not an A-lister but among the right crowd she a big deal. The Ude & Hjemme segment.
>>156736676did some PCS search. apparently Van Poppel scored 3rd place when he was 19 in 2013
>>156737081kek. I remember this one
new thread >>156737186new thread >>156737186new thread >>156737186
>>156735679Surely his matchbox is almost empty
