Kinboshi edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>156707959
onoSHITo
Takayasu will win 7 in a row then lose the rest. It came to me in a dream.
Come on Ura
>>156730053Sorry Ura, Shodai showed up.
Oshoma balls.
Hiradoumi absolutely dead set on ruining my kachi clash picks.
>>156730143If you're going for a steam roller, you better know what your opponent's feet are doing or turn it into a bulldozer and go too fast for it to matter.
HE CANT BE STOPPED ANYMORE
Fishlips is looking real good right now
I would like to apologize to Kotoshoho for calling his sanyaku promotion retarded. He has been doing pretty well.
kusano wouldnt have lost that… just sayin
ENTER
>>156730172he just did
Evil spirits hide among the crowd
BIGREDBLOB
Good footwork there
THATS THE WALL BROTHER
>>156730197Is it the one in the mask? She does look evil
>>156730197Kitsune spirit came to finish the job(Onosato)
Its time white man
Whites have no place in sumo... he must not be allowed to win.
>>156730212She's been there a few days. Without the mask she looks like a man.
>>156730220Not a chance. Tamamo no mae is on his side.
>>15673017013-2 into an ozeki run, trust the plan.
dan is really back, textbook dan win
I still find it hard to believe that most rikishi are actually younger than me, they don't look that young at all
Hohol boy looking good. Got that early grip.
>left hand grip mawashi>winhe seriously cannot keep getting away with it
Made it look easy. Dan is back
>>156730234Best get used to it. There's soon to be three.
He is so back.
Its a real shame that Dan will ruin shishi's perfect run.
danfags are getting uppity again…
>>156730280Should have him look at her
>dan went 7-8 with a broken toe>now he's back to full powerOdds that Hosh kills himself?
not easy being a kotozakura fan
more like onofato
>>156730314Oh no Sharto
Kirishima is LAME
It's gonna happen
>0-6go get surgery you fat retard
Atamin in the middle of a possible Ozeki run.. (amplificado mufa)>Zak
it's been a year+ and i still dont know what signals the final turnaround
FINALLY
>>156730397the guy holding the thing facing forward
Taka-no-show as always
>>156730397Timekeeper tells the gyoji, gyoji points his gunbai forward and says "no waiting"
onosato's burgeoning dirt stache is what will save him this tournament
Okay he's back, that should be enough to reignite his courage
Maybe he will have some confidence now
>>156730397when the gyoji says "te wo tsuite"
We're so back
Onosato and Koga now have the same number of wins.
>>156730419Koga is Yokozuna material?
damn naruto stop staring
win a match you mongol shit
nephew choke incoming
>>156730424"Win or the resignation letter will be in the mail tomorrow."
>>156730423... in a way.
man could pull a freight train with just his neck muscles
>>156730423always has been
chokeshoryu
FOUR AND FUCKING ZERO
LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kinboshi dispensed. 16 kinboshi dispensed in total.
cushion throwing kino!!!
fujinokawa, the destroyer of yokozunas
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUJINOKAWAMUSCLE MIDGET SUPREMACY
LMAO COLLECTING STARS LIKE HE'S MARIO
BUFF BABY DOUBLE KINBOSHI
2 more kinboshi, holy shit
OH NO NO NO NO
>completely dominate match>loseClassic horse.
KEKAROO LOVE THAT LIL NIGGA
Fujinokawa… the yokozuna killer
Fujinokawa consistently delivering kino.
Hosh still looked good, just got utterly memed on at the end. Still feeling good about the overall yusho.
SAYHISNAME
based dabbing on these yokozoomer shits
>>156730515Whats his actual ceiling? Im always worried guys his size will have their backs fold up on them after a couple years.
>>156730509this, i just hope he doesn't take onosato's role after that loss
Komusubi 2 West > Seigo "Honey Badger" Fujinokawa> Seigo "Mr. Shakedown" Fujinokawa> Seigo "Blast Out" Fujinokawa> Seigo "Killer Bean" Fujinokawa> Seigo "David" Fujinokawa> Seigo "Acting Chairmanlet" Fujinokawa> Seigo Fuji "Nah, I'd Win" Kawa> Seigo "Vladimir Lenin" Fujinokawa> Seigo "Nothing Ever Mattas" Fujinokawa> SAY!> HIS!> NA- AAAAHHHH FUCK GET HIM OFF ME!
>>156730543more Maegashira 1 Eastback to back kinboshi into a 7-8
>>156730527Clown Basho status?
Your leaders after day 3.
>>156730557How else could you keep farming those stars?
>>156730543>Komusubi 2 WestSome really weird shit would have to happen for that, lol.
>>156730567It's actually scary seeing Shishi up here again.
>>156730567i feel like i've seen this one before
>>156730567Yup, looks like the start of a good clown Basho for sure.
>>156730567> four sanyaku members, former sanyaku member, a rising star and ShishiVery healthy basho, actually.
>>156730592God I would love to see it.
>>156730567solid rosterexcept Wakanosho
Manlet bros are we back?
It's been a while. What the fuck happened to Onosato? He's no longer that invincible truck that could just win by charging like a retard.
>>156730909Recent Japanese Yokozuna are rarely the same after a major injury.
>>156730909Somewhat serious shoulder injury.
It's time to address the elephant in the room (onosato)
>>156730909He literally needs major surgery but his master wants to end his career instead
TOMORROWKAZUMAvsSHISHIARE YOU READY
>>156730909nasty shoulder injury+broken mental as a result of losing winnable bouts from said injuryhe needs to continue winning this basho so the JSA doesnt put him on notice, and then get that fucking surgery and recuperate properly
Fun fact: you can go to sumostats > results > each fight for each day has a player with a clip of the fight. If you want to post it on here, you only have to delete the audio track. Nice and easy, they're doing the job for you
>>156731328Caveman kino
>>156730423I mean, technically...
>>156732661Not even joking, but from his interviews, I think Kazuma might be the most thoughtful rikishi in Makuuchi
>>156733167Agreed. Dude looks like he has chromosomal damage, but is clearly a thinker.Shishit on the other hand...
KWABozuna CRAPosato forced to retire yet?Oh wait, he won!Thankfully Neph is there to keep kinboshis flowing (LMAO).
>>156730527literally teabagged hosh kek
>>156730531I feel like little guys suffer worse when they inevitably get hurt because their speed is what gives them an edge, whereas a big dude like Kotozakura is still a big dude even when hurt.
I do not care for Kirishima and I'm not even sure why but I'm rooting for him to lose in every bout
>>156730616Ura is unfortunately regressing to the mean as he usually does when he hits the upper end of Maegashira.
Short King probably made $40k in the past two days.
>>156736186>I'm not even sure whyenvy
>>156736301
>>156736301Ackchually every kinboshi increases a rikishi's pay by around $1500/year while they're an active wrestler, so lets say Fujinokawa manages another 10 years before his neck fucking breaks, that's $1500*10*2 because he got two kinboshi, so another $30k on top of the envelopes.
>>156736756It's the sponsor envelopes that are the big prizes.
I think Yoshi is going to makekoshi this basho. Losing to half a Kotozakura then to fishlips is a really bad sign for his progression. If he beats Dan tomorrow they should throw fucking zabutons. There was always so much hype around him but it's Atamin that's just plugging away up there.
>>156736513ARROZ COMIDO!
>>156736186
>>156736186He has a case of resting smug face
>>156736186Why would you root against one of the two Yokozuna level rikishi in this basho?
>>156737188I think Shishi is still slightly below Yokozuna level.
>>156737245死死 is what Fujiryoga and Kazuma are trying not to be.
>>156736635
The utter SOVL
>>156738386I hate zabuton throwing not because of the inconvenience for yobidashi but because we don't have a Yokozuna worthy of them. It's such a LARP.
>>156738466At least Hosh and Ono have been courteous enough to dispense their stars during the final match of the day.
>>156730909Seriously injured his shoulder in a bout vs aonishiki in December.JAS "muh Japanese Yokozuna" honor autism prevents him from getting surgery and taking a few tournies off to allow healing.A severe rotator cuff injury can take up to a year to fully recover. At the rate he is going he will retire within a year.
>>156738829He won't retire for a long time, faggot. Worse case scenario is he eats shit for another half a year before Hakkaku overrules K*senosato and orders Onosato to get shoulder surgery.
>>156738386Someone should have thrown a zabuton after the takanosho vs onosato match. Would be really funny.
>>156739135At this point throw zabutons at random matches. Roga beats Fujiseiun? Get a fucking zabuton in that dohyo lad.
Kirishima insists upon himself
>>156736028
Niggatame bros can we be stopped. He learned how to win if he can’t push you out after the tachiai and his big right hand is back it’s game over for makushitters. Looks like he finally got the good steroids and is bulky as fuck.
>>156744627Conceivably Asahifuji could spent the next 5 matches going up against the sickest cunts in Makushita.>Mita>Nabatame>Okaryu>Kiryuko>OmoriI'm here for it.
Onosato is getting opponents with 0 wins two days in a row to build up his confidence.
>>156746489Good, Onosato with self belief just holds fucking W and wins.
Arashifuji is flying through juryo.Toshinofuji is steadily climbing.Asahifuji coming.Midorifuji on the rise back.Soon half of the 1st div will be Isegahama.
>A record- 4 straight kinboshi-at a first meeting with a Yokozuna-Fujinokawa. A first since 1931 Musashiyama, and a first post- war.-And in the last two days, he pocketed 6 million yen $37,000 US/ "I'll go for yakiniku tonight, definitely!", he enthused.
>>156746489opponents with 0 wins will be even more eager to get that first win finally.
>>156749048(translator's note: yakiniku means brothel)
>>156748980Asahifuji is comically dominant. The guy isn't even trying and it shows. I don't know what chanko Jokoryu was eating when he went 27-0 in relegation but if anyone can smash that record it's this sick cunt.
>>156730254total lifespan is the integrated sum of mass x time, so a guy who has been 400lbs for a decade has existed twice as much as a 200lbs manlet during the same decade
>>156753770This is all K*senosato's fault. Even Teru gave the nod of approval to Onosato, but Hakuho knocked one too many braincells out of that JY farmer and he became a dogshit oyakata as a result.
location: naGOYademonym: naGGOYers
>Fujinokawa teabagging Horshoryu on the way outkek
>>156755354If he beats Zak tomorrow he's basically a lock for a Sanyaku debut. This guy is insane.
>>156741523drop the leg brother
Your pack leader
>>156744627I kekked hard when the gooner right hook reappeared yesterday, we are so back
>>156758506Amazing how his upper body has developed from the old days when he was the guy with legs bigger than Tochinoshin's paired with sissy shoulderlessness, he is just looking powerful in all aspects these days. Love how the light catches his golden back hair in that pic
https://www.ishikawa-tv.com/news/itc/00006985Why is kisenosato such a superstitious moron?
>>156736186resting smug face makes him look like a piece of shit
>>156758506If he'd stop moving like a pig on ice and learn how to move with grace he'd be a joi regular by now.
>>156760026>Yokozuna Onosato withdraws from the tournament from the fourth day...Fuck you I got baited
If Eimi-chan told Shishi that she really wants him to win a yusho he'd fucking zensho. I know I would.
SHISHI GANBATTE
Page 9 bump.
>>156762193Yeah these threads aren't gonna survive in the weekend
>>156762865good fucking lord the board is ridiculously fast at the moment, page 8 in 11 minutes is insane.
I still believe in HORSE.
/sumo/ needs a football team.Starting with Abi as goalkeeper.
dont you die on me fat people thread.
>>156763531Don't those soccerfags know that the most important sport is going on?
>>156758506>>156761125Do people glaze Shishi just because he's a twee white rikishi? He fucking sucks.
>>156763831Zak as centre-back
>>156764102Please don't make fun of my special needs son.
>>156764109King K Rool ass looking motherfucker
whats your sumo name and why is it wakitnohos
>>156764109>>156763831only viable choice for running back. Who QB? Shishi? kek
>>156764774Maybe Chiyoshoma at QB?Daieisho at FB though.
>>156764102It's just funny because he's the most inelegant, stumbling and confused rikishi ever to grace the top division.
You need a gigachad at QB to get the women in the audience. I nominate Omori.Yamato at wide receiver
>>156764102Hes so fucking retarded and goofy its too free to make fun of him so you basically have to cheer him on because its the chaos pick.
>>156765109but enough about shodai
I just realised Kotoeiho and Kotoshoho are brothers. They look really similar.
>>156764102He was a mildly interesting prospect when he started because of his freestyle wrestling background. Then Aonishki joined and mogged Shishi in every conceivable metric.
>>156765109you need to pay respect to hokuseiho the man who broke miyagino
>>156764102He’s a retard that is unintentionally funny
>>156765659whats next, youre gonna tell me the waka guys are brothers too?
Wakaterumoto and Wakasasaki are related?!?!
is there a dedicated press site in japan with high res images from these events?
>webm broI wanna see what everyone was laughing at. A failed henka or some shit
>>156766727>WakaterumotoWho?
No-one knows what the midgets are doing.
>>156767463I was joking. Obviously, he's related to Wakaonehara, not Wakaikazuchi.
imagine the anguished seething and expression of frustration from the anti-Danners 1 week from today when Dan secures his ozeki rank once again
>>156767749*secures his third emperors cup
>>156764102if he sucked he wouldn't be in makuuchi
kazuma tokihayate
>>156767749I remember all the danfags saying he would be yokozuna in march kek embarrassing
onokatsu asakoryu
>based poster has arrivedbased
daiseizan shishi
>>156767988I am a fan of the kazuma head turn. I think the last time I saw him get dominated, whoever he faced let him get set first. Nerfed the head turn
takerufuji abi
wakanosho asahakuryu
>>156768129this must have been the one you guys were laughing at
mitakeumi chiyoshoma
fujiryoga asanoyama
>>156768185The self-henka, yes.
tobizaru roga
kotoeiho wakamotoharu
takayasu fujiseiun
>>156768129
ura shodai
oshoma ichiyamamoto
Wahcahsal fawfnwefvnb fsnfwefjknawaawfjwafnajkfnwafaYOU SHOULD KNOW THATawfhn afkjanwdajwcakwadkja dawdjkhakjfdhawnfa
hiradoumi daieisho
yoshinofuji kotoshoho
atamifuji oho
kazuma vs shishi o_o
hakunofuji aonishiki
churanoumi kotozakura
kirishima gonoyama
takanosho onosato
thank you based webm poster
hoshoryu fujinokawa
Bit rude from Nebiru-zeki.
>>156769366>that late ass tourist bowkek
His day 1 was much better.
>>156769366>Fucking kills himKek
DAN
>>156769366The other guy was so passive that I thought it was a matta.
>>156769366Cringe
>>156770038I think everyone did, but it's maezumo, so they let shit slide.
>>156769655His movements are so stiff
>>156769366>what if i just barely don't touch and make him matta>that'll be a funny prank
>>156764684I am Shigatakakimiwanasaki
the Unit's up.
>>156771683And down.
Ouch. Pretty sure Najima just snapped his finger in fucking half.
>>156772261Is it supposed to look like that?
>>156772323He'll remember this for a while, but it's an easy fix. Wonder how well you can train with fingers taped up.
>>156772573Not much if it requires surgery. Kyoda was out of commission for a while when he dislocated his pinky.
>>156764102I think a lot of the interest in Shishi comes from the fact that he somehow works. He looks as uncoordinated as a Makushitter, he puts fat on like a pear-shaped woman, he legitimately seems to be operating on just 64kb of RAM, and yet he managed a Juryo title and is now getting into a year and a half straight in top division. The dude is a fucking anomaly, in an era where almost all of the salaried positions are held by people who at least have solid fundamentals he comes in, looks like a stumbling toddler, and yet holds down lower-mid Maegashira for a year and a half. Because of this, you have three major responses>Holy shit if Shishi could actually get his shit together he would be terrifying, future joi/sanyaku>Holy shit Shishi is such a fucking shitter how does he have a salaried rank?>Holy shit Shishi is funny as fuck how does someone like that survive in Makuuchi?In all three cases, and whether you like or dislike him, your thoughts start with "Holy shit Shishi..." and that makes him more memorable than the majority of "I just want to do my sumo" guys in lower Makuuchi. Basically he is something different and chaotic and that is interesting, like Shodai, like Midorifuji, like Aoiyama was back when he was wrestling, Shishi is grug and grug surviving in Makuuchi is entertaining as fuck.
Holy shit Shishi...
>>156772739>I fear no Yokozuna >but that thing...>it scares me
>>156772860>no, i aint talkin about that retard, alright?>he's not here is he?
>>156772644god bless caveman sumo
>>156772739the PHYSIQUE...
Can Tenrosei change his shikona to Tenshoryu already?
Damn one of the favourites finally takes a loss, that's Kiryuko out of the Makushita title.
>>156760083
>Wakamiyabi 2-0The slurper...
I hope Wakamiyabi can keep this form up in the second week.
Shishi is just a dude doin his best, and that makes me Ureshishi.>>156772644>something different and chaoticThis bit especially.No two rikishi fight the same, and seeing how all these different people and styles match up with one another keeps sumo so fresh.Dewanojo and the late Hokuseiho may not be my favorite rikishi but I still looked forward to seeing how they would be attacked.
>>156769366IT'S COMING HOME WAHEEEEY
KAMAN OMORI
Fucking brutal, someone webbum that.
Good counter....
omori just dunked on our based black man...
cute kimono girls
sumostats dot com slash liveIs that new? Or did I not see it for the past few days?
>>156774732I've been using it since the start of this basho at least
>>156774782Damn okay, I guess sleeping for less than 6 hours a day is taking a toll on me. I've just been tracking the scoreboard and looking up the rikshi in there instead of using this feature
How are the goy boys looking this basho
da fook did that gyoji see?
Arashifuji on a roll. the age of the manlet is truly upon us!
holy shit enho i thought his arm was gonna snap
Jesus, I thought he was going to pull his arm off.
Jesus that armlock
It's over
>>156775018AIEEEEEEEE
Kagay-ACK!
>>156775018Damn, Tochitaikai.
Tamashoho's peak was so brief. :(
>>156775141he's just like me
BLOOD ON THE DOHYO
I'm bleeding, making me the victor.
>>156775261No, Shonannoumi, that's not how that works. Also, you're supposed to fucking push, not just stand there.
A new princess detected
Now that the octopus got a taste of blood, it is truly over for this basho
Bring out the american xs-sized wheelchair!
Has any sumo wrestler have their weiner exposed on the dohyo?
Umm hey guys, lets not talk about the injury in the contact sport alright? Yikes.
Holly Sheiiiiit!Oshoumi is finished!
The ring thirsts for more blood>>156775326Not to defend that faggot or anything, but I believe that he's afraid of showing anything because of twitch, streaming any gore/extreme content including people getting injured can most likely get you banned, even though it's a natural part of the sport
>>156775318very rarely, i think last time was in 2000 where the reason for losing was loose mawashi>>156775326stop breathing middy
>>156775355But is that a problem for the other streamers on twitch? I dont know who else streams on twitch but do they show them?
his fucking foot was BACKWARDS, poor Oshoumi
>>156775375>But is that a problem for the other streamers on twitch?I don't know much about the rest of the sumo streamers, but if they don't care, it's likely due to the fact that they either don't give a shit because they didn't get a taste of those sweet dollarydoos the way sumo did, or they're oblivious to how fucking retarded the twitch moderation is and how easy it is to lose everything on that platform
It's... beautiful
>>156775318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EHej7JaA5w
>>156775442When do people expect him to finally run into some guys who can beat him, Next tier? I remember people talking about how he should breeze through the lower ranks cause of how good he was in practices.
>>156775355That was likely his thought process when he started doing it (he thought he was a YT-er or it limited his ad options), but now it's just egotripping nonsense. >>156775375Not really. Never heard of anyone getting banned because of that. Gorey injuries are rarely seen to begin with and sumo is broadcast on national TV uncensored. A DMCA takedown is way more likely.
>>156775468I saw him lose to Hiradoumi in a practice session, so... M3?
Uh... is the announcer having a stroke?
they love my nigga fujiryoga :)
Evil spirits are at play here
THE SPIRITS HAVE TAKEN OVER
What the fuck is happening?!
I told you, nothing is ever the same once they get a taste of blood
Gonna be a tough dohyo-iri for the 'zunas.
I am the shimpan now.
>>156775585It would seem the sound system shat, the announcer briefly was talking into it and the TV stream was his raw voice and then he stopped and now it's still been playing the sound of him hitting buttons and smacking the microphone. On Abema, anyway.
What happened?
nice new arena you got there kek
Evil spirits can't be stopped.
ding dong
Its a godzilla attack
>>156775601>Count Binface
finally some good stomps from the fat shit
> Kotoei-ACK!! Kotoeiho!! Koto-ACK!!!Can ANYBODY stop him?
The cursed Yokozuna.
It only worked for horse. This cant end well
STOMP EM HOSH
>PA starts working just as Hoshoryu comes out.The TRUE yokozuna!!!
Horse is under Ura's divine protection
>>156775645>>156775656Onosato drove the evil spirits out for him, they're bros.
It took the power of two yokozuna to reboot the PA system.
>Wakatakakage in intro>Is kyujolmao
>>156775699Didn't that happen last basho as well?
>Shishi vs Kazumaactual prehistoric bout
>>156775775I fear for the elderly in the front row
>>156775748The entire main card was wiped out i think? Cause it had Hosh and Dan in it i think?
where is my FUCKING KATSU
>>156775748I think Aonishiki was featured prominently in last tournament's intro, despite sitting out.
god they thawed Kazuma out from some Siberian permafrost or some shit
kaiju match
i cant choose which caveman i want to win
imagine them spitroasting a loli
> He said sumo was too important to be left to the priests. When he said that, fifty years ago, he might have been right. But today, sumo is too important to be left to officials. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow yokai infiltration, yokai indoctrination, yokai subversion, and the international yokai conspiracy, to sap and impurify all or our precious rikishi bodies.
Kazuma, Kazuma
>>156775847why do you post this shit everytime
/OURRETARD/
Slowest henka ever, LOL
fucking dispatched him
SHISHIKING OF THE TROGLODYTES
OUR CAVEMAN
SHISHI YUSHO IS INEVITABLE
Our Retard :)
OBSCURED BY SHADOWS, HE STRIKES WITH IMPUNITY
The retard stumbles on
Shishi may never lose again...
Even if I support Kazuma, Shishi managed to sumo very well by keeping him upright
I didn’t know who to root for. The retard or the fat ugly bastard
Where's the katsu, Suomi?
Shishi zensho yusho
dishonorable start
>>156775895He forgot how to lose
Does Fujinokawa have a chance againt Zack Fourtits?
>>156775956Coin flip, imo.
>>156775956oh he's got a chance but it lands somewhere between slim and none. He's really good at holding his ground, the yokozuna both lost because they were hauling too much ass in his direction and he's squirrelly
>>156775956He is slaying giants and won't be stopped
>>156775956He's been historically ass against fat fucks who can hold that advantage, but i'll be rooting for him so that Zak will have to fight for his ozeki place again.
>>156775913THANK YOU FOR WAITINGMy head has been up my ass this basho, I'll have to do my best, listen to my oyakata and senpai. I'll promise to take it one day at a time and not to think about the yusho
>>156775956The last time he beat both Yokozuna, he lost to Kotozakura, but when he went 7-8 last basho, he beat him. Who the fuck knows?
>>156775995I got my eye on you....
Abi just has no strength left in that leg.
I miss the goat gyoji so much.
>>156776089>goatNah.
>>156776089Shame that he decided to rage quit when passed out on promotion
>>156776131Alright, anon, got to admit the beard does give him the edge....
>>156776140Yea, would probably have gotten the top slot eventually.
Now is the time of the ogre
chad fatso vs virgin skinnycel
>>156776200So what's the secret to having no neck? Bridges? Getting fat?
>>156776200virgin yobidashis WILL clean fujiryogas shit stained smeared mawashi
SANOYAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156776131>In addition, during a bout between Yokozuna Kagamisato and Maegashira 5th rank Shimanishiki on the third day of the January 1958 tournament, when they got into a right-hand grip, Inosuke tried to pull off Shimanishiki's sash, but the cord of his referee's fan got tangled in the sash, and as it was torn off, the fan ended up stuck between the stomachs of both wrestlers, causing great panic and reportedly leading to uproarious laughter throughout the arena.lol
Do they get used to their balls getting squashed by their opponents pulling on their belts constantly?
>>156776254It's fine. All the steroids made their nuts shrink anyway.
Those ladies in the front row are LOVING it
>>156776254Yes, though I think the way they tie it minimizes that to some extent.
Crowds getting feisty
Kotoeiho pulled that one out at the last minute
>>156776140>busting your ass for forty years to reach the top, a low pay and no loveIt does sound like too much trouble
That was nicely done. Always do your shiko!
Wakamotohenka
>>156776338>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY...
>>156776338
Ura bros we really need this one.
UUUURRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Love me Urasimple as
Ura on the board
NICE!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!!!
>The one lone sad advertising banner
>>156776441Sixty bucks in that. Like a birthday card from a cool uncle.
>0-4Nigger's having a rough basho.
Dan vs Yoshi again, gotta be fun
it's time
insane, good job yoshinofuji
SAYHISN-ACK
WHAT A FUCKING THROW!!!!!
kusano is him
Yoshinofuji has Aonishikis number
kusano is dans kryptonite kek
>shishit has more wins than aonishiki on day 4what a world we live in
WHITE DEVIL DOWN
Mario was a mistake
Holy fuck
insane move
>>156776577He currently has more wins than both Yokozuna combined. O_O
Great throw.
>>156776588He only used his back to throw him
erm... why does white man get 3 times as many posts for his bout than anyone else so far?
> Lend me your strength, Shishi... I'm fighting Base Kusano...
>>156776577shishi was always better than aonishikireal ones know
>>156776602we're racist here
The 11-4 marches on
>>156776602It was a pretty good bout, to be fair.
Dan still got this, the only people posing a real threat to him are Oho with his kimedashi and Fishlips (Forma Nagoya) with his flailing.
>>156776602>why doesBecause FUCK YOU! That's why.
>>156776602Dan is Goku
Imagine if Onosato cared about Sumo
>>156776635Onosato could go 1-14 and that 1 win would be against Dan.
>>156776635dan has never beaten onosato
>>156776678he broke his arm and his spirit
>>156776645>Dan is GokuAnon, the Koto/Tebaraki brother's dad is literally Muten Roshi.
>>156776635Would JSA even consider a Dan win towards a rope run? He just needs 10 wins this tournament to get back to Ozeki.
>>156776699No.
nothing short of a 14-1 should count for a rope run fuck these mediocre niggas
>>156776693Good thing Goku is Roshi's student and not his son.
>>156776686Broken arm and spirit Onosato beat Dan the last time they fought.>>156776699For the billionth time, only yushos or equivalents at ozeki count for promotion.
>>156776719You can't say that while Hosh is yoko.
crazy defense
Holy shit
Good sumo by Mr. Flatface.
Shishi cursed all the leaders. He must stand alone. Wakanosho got lucky.
shovekino
The dude in the red shirt in the audience is killing me
Daiesho is just a beast when he wants to be.
how much has everyone lost betting on this?
kill all betcattle
>>156776798¥0
im a bit late but datasumo dead? SAD!
Slippery.
Onosato is done
That was the 26th meeting between those two, btw.
takanosho almost had the recovery too
giant slayer time
If Takanosho's basho had a Chinese name it would be dam son.
> there are niggas who derive gain from betting on a spiritual act instead of making up narratives in their head and laughing if they turn out right
i don't have faith today
Zak wins this, he's not aggressive enough to fall for manlet tricks.
>>156776877Who are you to judge?
>>156776877>spiritual actits all a larp because they wanted the street sumo fights to get less rowdy
>>156776906>walk the streets of Tokyo>get roped into a sumo fightEvery fucking time. I hate it.
Its already over
>>156776906Sort of. They brought the shinto stuff BACK because the street sumo was too rowdy.
>>156776919That guys hair is extremely fucking over
Zak confirmed REAL yokozuna
>>156776915this is just Yakuza 3
Kirishima is trying to fend off the clowns, hope the sekiwake can bounce back
>>156776934Why 3, specifically?
wonder what asashoryu is thinking rn
>>156776000Trips of knowing
>>156776949If we opened his twitter we'd probably find out.
>>156776826I'm lost man, did he really "retire"?
>>156776978he posted here a couple days ago, said he's too busy irl
>>156776944First one to introduce fat enemies who do oshidashis and leg stretches, also the one where you can finally see the glorious sumo placard from the previous parts in HD. This one is from 4, but you get the point.
Ez
ez clap
>>156776993Thats a yakuza member, a high ranking one, being he's well groomed and maintaning a good public image.
My 'zuna
> I'll try gripping it with my hand, that should work!
can onosato manage to lose this? maybe
Hosh is showing some dominant sumo this Basho, he got sort of unlucky yesterday.
That was pretty based.
>>156777020Gono only goes forward so there is a chance.
>>156777020Guy can't even move
>GonoyamaLove his cannonball tachiai blast.
>>156777024That one unlucky loss will mean he has to fight a playoff for a yusho against dan/kirishima which he will lose or be 1 win behind them at the end.
jesus christ you fat shit
Onosato should just jump straight to a woodchipper at this rate
once again, onosato the skater
R E T I R E
Bro jumped
i didnt know fat can jump that high!
That was a big jump
he sure likes to pull and jump
This shit is about to get refballed so hard for Ono.
LMAO since when can yokozuna fly?
Holy shit it's been months since the judges saved his ass. It'll be given to Onosato even though they reversed multiple calls last year for him because muh dead body
Another win for Osaka
> LIFTOFF CONFIRMED. RETURNING TO BASE...
Torinaoshi?
>dead body rule>except if you have to protect onosharto
rip, kyujo tomorrow
ONOSHARTO
so will the tate gyoji kill himself for getting it wrong?
Kinboshi dispensed.13 kinboshi dispensed in total.
>onosharto
get rekt... guy with biggest body mass keeps pulling and flying, dumbass.
Holy shit the refs turned on Ono
>pulls>losesIt has never been this over
>>156777129>>156777112>>156777108Don't be so pessimistic.
>>156777112Apologise
just fucking move forwardsdon't move backwardsforwards
The call came. Dick him as much as possible until he stops embarrassing the sport.
>>156777157hell froze over
NEW>>156777170>>156777170>>156777170
/noclip
Probably the right call.Well done to Gonoyama for not touching the ground early.
Which shoulder is the injured one for Onosato?>>156777167Go to bed Kazuma.
Dayum....
>Gonoyama>Goes forwards>Onosato>Goes backwardsIt's like poetry
>>156777167Is upwards forwards?
>>156777156Kino
>>156777186So this is sumo...
