Royal palace of Naboo edition
>>156739155seville is a nice little city
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOOOIIISSEE!!!
Good luck Baguettebros I hope it's an entertaining one
>>156739155ça sent l'hostie de marde icitte
>>156739155I visited Sevilla for Holy Week this year and it was an epic experience. Plaza de españa is the most beautiful public square in the entire world imo
kom så Spanien
got the Bolognese chips bag open for business
I went to france once it was ok but i went to italy and it was better
I don't care about any of the 4 remaining teamsI just need France to lose because the seething will be glorious after the 2022 near win
mein comf niggas, it's all over this sunday...
>>156739257France is such a MID place to visit
>>156739244did you score some spanish ass? I was in Barcelona and hooked up with this colombiana, but she don't count
Jamón ibérico is a type of cured ham from the Iberian Peninsula, primarily made from Black Iberian pigs. It is highly regarded for its rich flavor and smooth texture, often enjoyed as a delicacy in Spanish cuisine.
The catering for this fine evening
Go Mbappe!
>>156739256I only have some cashews to snack on, that'll have to do
>>156739387Beef bourguignon is a traditional French stew made with beef braised in red wine, often from the Burgundy region, along with ingredients like carrots, onions, and mushrooms. It is known for its rich flavors and is typically served with boiled or mashed potatoes.
>>156739404>Belgian beernot very patriotic of you
>>156739348No I’m a pudgy American visiting with family. Also trying to get laid on Holy Week felt kinda wrong. Didn’t help that so many of the local women were dressed to the nines or dressed in mantillas
>>156739387>sliced ham>delicacylol @ Spanish "cuisine"
>>156739387>>156739428Very informative posts, cheers
>>156739155Lube up your butt, froggies. Lamine is gonna be legendary today.
French bros i stand with you
>>156739387for me its Paella with duck, squid and boaron the side a huge jug of Tinto de verano
>>156739387this stuff is good on pizza
>>156739301What I like about the semifinals, is that theoretically, teams can lose 2 times which is my prediction for France.SF : Spain (W) vs FranceSF : England (W) vs ArgentinaF : Spain (W) vs England3rd : Argentina (W) vs France
>>156739450We don't care about beer
>>156739466>he doesn't know
Is it worth playing?
>Grenadier Guards march alongside French allies for first time in 22 years on Bastille DayA good omen?
>>156739564>webmIs this what the kids call aura?
find spain boring and i like mpabbe and think france ARE the best team in the world so want them to win
>>156739718Thnak you my celtic brother
Cherki will do a Ribery n.2
shit i'm nervous. this didn't happen in previous games
>>156739387I cop this at costco.
DE LA PATRIEEEE
CAM ON SPAIN SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
>>156739765I'm not nervous but I think there's basically a 50/50 chance desu
LO LO LO LO
Why is the racist, bloodthirsty french anthem still played during these games?
>>156739774This utter garbage. Not even close to the real deal
Can barely hear the spanish sing
why did nobody ever write some lyrics
>Spaniards still don't sing their national anthem
Im going for Spain because you know why
is this the official alexi lalas hate thread?
'>Ate the Fr*nch>'Ate the way the Spanish playWhat am I supposed to do here?
>not singing your anthem
Marcha Real without text is very cringe i must say
SING YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS
>>156739898They did but they are too problematic and we are a PSOE-cucked country now
Are you ready for an Oyarzabal masterclass?
shit I thought it starts in an hour.
Uh oh Spain gonna lose.......
is this lowkey the real final
>Anthem with no lyricsIs this cringe or based? I can't tell.
>>156739875nigga I know. Still, it's miles better than the american swill le family friendly burger agro corp shit
ok, spain deserves to lose for not singing their anthem. SIMPLE AS!
>>156739875No shit. We don’t live in Spain.
France was the better civilisation than Spain too sad they’re gone now
ref is a short king
>>156740009It is high key the real final
>Love Mbappe>Can't stand FranceRooting for him is hard
this handsome fella, lowkey biggest flop of the WC, fr
>>156740014it's mega cringehow can you feel patriotic about elevator music lol
>>156740014Spain is a country made of regions which all hate each other and no one could agree on lyrics. There are no lyrics because the country itself is (almost) a fiction.
>>156739428VVVGGGHHHHHH
>>156740014Based. Nobody needs to learn to sing it
>>156740068wouldnt go that far
>>156739924it used to have text but it talked about faith and hard work so it triggered the commies who took it out
>>156740068u da real final anon
>Dallas, mon frère jumeau des cheveux
>A mexican on VAR
You just know that el dictador will break Aymeric Laporte's legs for being a traitor.
>>156740068lowkirk
>>156740077Are you guys going to parachute into the stadium?
2-1 France
Spain is a better place to live i guess.
>>156739387Nice, love me a ham sandwich, I do
Cam on Spain slurp them into death
>>156740150Alternatively he will activate the 5th column protocols and laporte will turn around and kill latrine anal
forcing a minute of silence just for the sake of it kek
SCORELINE PREDICTION?
I hate these tiktok intros
Coño
>They still celebrate Bastile Day
>>156740204ploughman's sandwich is top tier
>Minute of Silence for the attack in France 10 years agoWhich one?
>Memory of an attack>TEN years agoWhy not an attack 150 years ago, fucking hell who cares?
>>156740248woke crap
>silence for something 10 years agowut
>>156740248For the emir of qatar!
>>1567402712-1 France2-1 Argentina
>nice attack
what the FUCK was that voice on ITV lmaooo
hope france score early
>>156739422Many things can be said about how dark the France team is, but you cannot deny Mbappe lives France and being French.
>>156740279What?
>immediately begins tiki-takaRaaargh!
you zoom zooms probably cant even remember the nice attack
how many for the dictator today?
>still no goalsamericans are right about this semen slurping sport
Why does Aramco advertise themselves in these games? What's the point? They're not consumer facing!
That was a couple weird years where ((muzlims)) kept attacking France
>>156740383>fucks trannies Yup checks out he’s French alright
*ring ring* *ring ring* henlo comfy frens
>>156740446Money Laundering
>>156740415There was some shit on /pol/ about it, but i don't remember what exactly it was
>>156740360Wasnt it the one where the man drove down the street?
>>156740077
are we getting goal soon?
>>156740014the lyrics areOH OH OH OHOH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OHOH OH OH OH OH OH OH
lol spains goalie is called semen
Literally me rn. Finally an exciting matchup.
our days our numbered comfy frens... I don't want to leave you all ;_;
we can't get through their midfield, it's over
>>156740553Hold on a minute it's still cooking a bit
>LamineHe is trash lmao
France is mangaGood luck france
Welp France is losing
the french commentators are so fucking lameswitching to an english one
Was >French pressA play on words? For anyone watching on ITV
Looking forward to a cheeky Mbappe 2-0 victory (One Penalty goal)
>>156740553Lamine lemal will turn up
I want Spain to win because it rhymes with PAIN, which is all I feel nonstop
>>156740570
>>156740617I recommend arab
ok it's not just me both teams are nervous too
>>156740415>wasn't enough to immediately deport all foreigners the west is dead
>>156740582No more comfy, only pain watching Corinthians and Arsenal now...
maybe the real World Cup is the comfy threads we made along the way
when them french boys start to run
How can you stop these girthy strong and handsome french men from attacking?
god this is going to be the king of all slurpers you can already feel it
>>156739387yum
Need spain to win on penalties so both teams work super hard
Slurp.
>helicopter buzzing overheadis something else happening in barcelona or are they watching for footy riots or some shit
bros we're already getting fucking raped i'm scared
>>156740823Corr
>Deschamps last tournament as French managerWho will take his place? Zidane?
I have these chips for the game. Good yum yum
Lots of two handed pushes there but the Spanish aren't pussies like the English and don't dive I guess.
>>156739428great stuff
>no rigger teams todayI'm out
Holy shit, france looks like the average cabo verde
>>156740804Only if Spain score first. I don't feel it desu
sex
>LamineWhat a bitch
Spain will win
>>156739155how many benulties today? me? 3 by Mbappe
hello, my gay, chinese, brothers
>>156740579>Spain passing the ball 700 times over 90 minutes>exciting
el divo
>>156740582Suicide watch?
>>156739466your national sandwich is bread, butter and ham fyi
>>156740880Pogba
>>156740880Claude Puel
Olise is oliSHIT
Spain attempting riggi
What the fuck was that call
>get the ball first>still a foul AND a yellow cardthese rules make zero sense
clearly played the ball wtf
>spain already diving
let the rig begin
>>156740988ERA fault, he stepped on the tree.
>>156740947those tattoos beneath the tits look even tackier than tramp stamps
COVERED HIS MOUF
Era
It cracks me up how they're always holding the shin no matter where they got foul'd
>yellow for thatuh oh riggi
Why does he sell the shirts
He touched the ball first.
>>156741061>>156741022>>156741017Learn the rules
he covered his mouth!!!RED CARD
This umpa umpa ref is funny
>>156740415i watched the 2nd 911 plane hit live in HS
lamine yamal has aura
>>156740285What's that? chees and onion?
>sir you forgot your direct line with Infantino
>europe vs africahopefully we win
>>156739466spain wins at ham, you get a nice hock and it sits on a fancy stand you slice off of.still rooting for france thoughever
>>156740947You guys call women whores but if I had a body like that I'd also dress like a whore.
Why do France shit their pants every time they fave a Spanish bvll
>>156741214>camera pans to yamine lamal
This ref is a fucking midget
great kick!
>>156741151>>156741182
tfw the payment clears
>>156740999the difference is that it's not considered a delicacy lol
Why did he spray stuff on the ground?
Why is there no VAR on flopping?
>>156741221Who wins at sex?
Why didn’t the nigga take it wtf
>>156741199He kinda exudes faggot energy to be honest
>>156741214It's correct to consider spain a part of africa
>>156741182Fuck you nigger
>>156741270Spain is better. Good luck in the final, bro.
>>156741251I understand, still whore attitude. I would do it if I was a woman and had her body? Yes, but it's still whore attitude.
>>156741208why is blue cheese so amazing
>>156741335lmao
>>156740999>bread, butter and hamYou don't need anymore than that.
>>156741302t. never had pata negra
>>156741321there is, but only if youre facing USA or argentina
>>156741315It's dissolving foam, to show the players where they can't cross during the free kick, as they have to be a set distance away
Blue cheese is VILE
what do we do when the world cuppa finishes
>>156741315Vanishing spray, for the 'you must be X distance away from the ball, stay behind that line or you're in trouble' moments. It'll dissolve soon.
>all the time for the free kick>put the laces through it straight into the wallfrauds...
>>156741322>Who wins at sex?i'm sorry, but i don't know what that is
Are you ready for the best Slurper?
finally two teams that know how to play on the field at the same time. It only took 300 matches.
>>156740947for a man he's pretty good looking
imagine there was a huge earthquake localized right under infantino's seat and he gets sucked into a lava spout, would they cancel the match or keep playing?
>>156741414the same as always.... you need to be 8 am in goldberg's office to make him richer
>>156741412Terrible and council estate runt opinion
>>156741430did you know he's only 17?
>>156741194me too. My teacher said "you guys realize your world is about to massively change for the next 20 years?" smart guy
there's blue eyed red haired spaniards? or is she a larper
Rabiot this game and the last is really messing up a lot.
Blue cheese is DELICIOUS
>>156739387I went to Madrid for work last year. They served ham and baguettes at every fuckin meal. It was good at first. After 3 days I hated ham and crusty bread
>>156741414masturbate and drinkwhat else is there
lol France actually look shaky i think spains got this
I actually like Spain's slow, possession football where they patiently break teams down. It makes a nice change from pacey ngubu-ball
>>156741430bro that was like 10 minutes agolet go
>>156741554Ah, but to what ratio?
>>156741431>>>/gif/
>>156741414watch real football, EPL, La Liga and ... yeah thats it
>15 minutes>No shot on goalHow do you say SLURP in your language?
Lee dixon AND ally mcmoist wow how lucky we are
>>156741518Imagine infantino and Adam silver from the nba having passionate gay sex. That would be weird
>>156741563hopefullyfuck africa desu
>>156739422>this photo was taken in 2007
Let’s just bring back the Spanish Empire. We will build the largest nuclear warhead arsenal in the world and tale over global economy
Really sick of these commentators sucking off Yamal
>>156741533There are slant eyed, yellow Spanish too apparently.
>>156741533There are blue and red haired spaniards yes, but there's an 80% chance she's american
Slurping is how you beat France niggas don’t have the attention span for this shit
could have been a yellow too
This shit is so gay
>>156741622both sound like they've smoked 40 a day for 3 decades, christ
yellow innit
red card desu
>>156741363it's the antibiotic properties of penicillin
ERA RED
for me, it's brie
remember these french players are from the streets
RED
>>156741533Probably just an American girl from Texas who gives blowjobs to soccer players a couple times.
>>156741717Should be
can >we please stop tackling studs first into >them?
ERA ROJA
Nbrappe should have one timed that
I was emphatically assured that spikes to an ankle is a card
>>156741733>ass foldsI'm going to vomit
What a pass
Jesus christ Mbappe, what an attack.
terrible refereeing thus far
>edging time
>magnet balls don't exis-
>>156741382You do if your groceries are from Safeway
>>156740880me
>>156741717Temporary red if it’s Balogun
>mcrappe
What are beurettes like?
mbappe je taime
>>156741786Yeah they're on the pitch
>>156741649Me too, bruh. But with the Portuguese Empire.
>>156741804I've had it up to >>here<< with your insubordination. Pentalty to Argentina
any streams?
France playing dirty
>>156741618Yeah I'm so exited to watch Brighton X Leeds or Osasuna X Levante...
Why are Spanish men such pussy ass niggas
free free
Yeah nah. That's a red for Olise.
>>156741733name?
Hire a bunch of blacks, they do black thingsWhy are Frenchies surprised?
>>156741804It is
riggi riggi rigatoni
Just got home. Who's doing better?
>>156741573>where they patiently break teams downWhen does it happen?
This should have been yellow instead of the other one.
>>156741661I listen to the mexicans since I cant understand shit they are saying but it seems fitting. Not sure why you need commentators to help you understand whats going on the screen.
>>156741412how is it possible to be so wrong?
>>156741915Spance
how the fuck that blackie didnt get a red card?
>>156741915spain's slurping more semen
>>156741915they seem pretty equal so far
>>156741883>what’s the most you’ve ever lost on a VAR
>>156741917When they play us
ah so france is gonna win arent theyas long as france dont have that suspicious bug that left them lethargic for the first 70 mins of normal time in the 2022 WC final, they'll win the whole thing easy
>>156741915The French by a small margin.
>every team vs France just parks the bus as hard as possible
>>156741886just a local cosplayer, doesn't even have nudes, monica citrus on ig
>>156741915me
>>156741934germans have a no commentary stadium sounds only stream but (I assume) I can't play it because it's in 4K
I dislike Spain but I hate France so I guess I want Spain to win this
>>156741804that was spain rubbing his ankle against his spikespenalty argentina
Oh fuck I woke up late, has anything happened yet
Yeah for me, it's /comfy/
is upamecano a great player
>>156741915Spain being boring ass Spain. France actually trying to play football.
>>156742017I mean yes but also spain are just semen slurpers by default
>>156741733I had some in Quebec and I came immediately. Since I had never cum before all I could compare it to was eating brie
>>156739466>Literal bugs Lol @ French "cuisine"
>>156742017Are you even watching the game?
>>156739155Spanish sisters...Are you feeling the heat yet? Its coming home to Paris
>>156741915it's a semen slurper
Vamos España
>>156742083We call him Upamecago for a reason.>>156742060Nope.
>>156741883Hydration break....call it
>>156742017arguably the best front line in the tourney, you can't expect teams to sit spread eagle. spain is playing their normal way
ERA>>156742017spain actually have the players for a proper slurp
ERA
>>156742060Don't expect anything to happen until the 80 minute mark.
>>156742060penalty
No era!
Take out that wyboi
NO ERA
So where the FUCK is this wonderkid Lamine Yamal?
LMAOOOOO
SLURP'D
>>156742111poor timing
no era wtf
era?
>>156741856overperfumed minxes the lot
RIGGED
OH NONHON HON
Era penal
BENALDY >>156742108>implying he has any idea what's going on
>>156742101>opinion on cuisine>check flagJej
why does the dirt under my footnails smell so good bros?!
Diving faggot
>>156741987>>156742145screaming
LOL
what is era
what how was that his fault wtf
lol what a retard
Here's what you get for playing a white old shitter.
ERA >ERAERAbut for argentina, not spain
we did it nafribros
Lol. Kwab
huh
PENALTY FOR SPAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMENERA?
harsh era
LMFAOOO FUCK YOU FRANCE
PENAL
MORTAL KOMBAAT
Lmao dude
latrine didn't even try to get the ball
bro this is not tekken
>>156742193He got roundhouse kicked by the onle white french player
>>156741533why doesnt she pop that pimple?
BENALTY
Spain fishing for penalties, holy fuck
>>156742101eat these in spain too
>>156742201kek this one doesn't even need var
Kek, gayest sport ever
>>156742101I've been alive for 30+ years and never heard any french person eat snails stfu
>White defendersI hope Deschamps learned his lesson
Lol, why did he just kick him? Extremely dumb penal.
>refs decide the gamesoccer is so gay
Isn't that a handball?
he literally dives before contact lol
Here's the riggi
NO ERA PENAL
How is that not a dive
>>156742201HOW THE FUCK THAT ISN'T A REDI FUCKING HATE AFRICA
ERA. Smart Lamine,
holy shit this "sport" is embarrassing
My parents have situational awareness like that
*jumps directly into you while youre in the middle of kicking*
>all you need to win a soccer game is a meme peanltyslurrrrrrrrrrpppppp
None of them were aiming at the ball lmao
what a retard
I think I'm just gonna go to sleep now.
lmaomaybe latrine is actually high IQ
I don’t think this sport is for me.
>>156741806You are a homosexual
should've checked his wing mirrors
>you can just launch on a guy from behind and get a pen LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>can't score>fish for penaldisgraceful
cam on s pain
what the fuck is this bullshit lmaothis shit must be rigged
>>156742465
yt bois are ruining the match for France
kek what a kick
scummy play but fuck france, i'll take it
Someone told Digne that Yamal needed a good arse kicking and he just misunderstood
>>156740947first one of the night i called...
I really hate when commentators play off dives as smart tactical plays
That's a handball. Where is VAR when needed? What a joke.
>>156742101not so fast ameribro. We do things differently in missouri
The ref is a literal midget
Nice Taekwondo
Okay that is fucking crazy. Yamal wasn't even on the ball wtf, way too harsh for a penalty. Should be a free kick. This sport is stupid.
Modrić did the same idiotic penalty against Kane, only he kicked him in the dick
>inb4 another choked benalty
>gets lightly touched>dive to the grass like you were hit by a truckthis "sport" is like watching a gay gangbang
>>156742557
Justice for the House of Navarre!
>>156742407coulda killed him
this semen sluping sport is not for me
>france one white player does the most low iq play
The only white guy ruins it for the good youths
>>156741922NO ERA
>>156742535kek
This ref has no natural authority
i mean thats a penalty for sure but wtf you suppose to do when a young spainish dude torpedos in way while you're already in the dynamics of a kick
No era, spinard made handball
GOOOOOOOOOOL
Spain vs England final would be soul
time to SLURP
dive or no dive, you cannot just roundhouse the opponents
>>156742638wtf are those face filters, disgusting
>>156742407Trickster niggi putting his body on the line
>runs into a kick on purposethe french guy didn't even see him, no era penal
sissy sport
BUCK STATUS??
Why the FUCK is there not a different class of foul for shit like this Being given a free goal for that is insanity
1-0 slurper inbound
Gol
>>156742559Just dive before your opponent's kick bro
SLURP
benaldy gol
HAHAHA YES
Gooooooool oyarzabal
yeah, that's a handball
SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN
MOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAINMOTHER SPAIN>MOTHER SPAIN
BALL DON'T LIEBASED LAMINE HIGH FOOTBALL IQ
UMMM FRANCEBROS? WHAT HAPPENED? WHY ARE YOUR WHITIES SO VIOLENT?
No era but fuck ngubus
this sport is sort of a meme isnt it
>>156742737Roundabout way to say he's a manlet
we got a game
Good pen
terrible football by spain. shameful gamesmanship
I suppose I'll stick to rugby from now on
Good peno just bloot it lad not that hard
Holy shit dude. They're actually rigging it for Spain.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAC'est fini pour les "bleus"
Soccer is gay as fuck
>>156742739let see if the tards on /sp/ gonna argue about intention or not like the balogun case
ARRIBA ESPANYAAAA
>no varLMAO
Luker Deanier with a horrific foul
Spain is a shitty team nvp they win
>you have to see the guy you kick for it to be a foulAre you guys retarded?
1st quarter spain goal, let the slurping commence
>>156742472I saw a statistic somewhere that the number of escargots sold per year was roughly the same as the number of tourists. Which tracks for me because I've been to france once and eaten it exactly once
>>156742608hot
wow you mean to tell me france is getting refballed again? shocker
no me gusta :(
>>156742473Don't shitpost using my wife
>the little niglet crying Kek
>>156742934Volumes
>jump in the way of someone's kick>penalThis sport is a joke
this gonna be gud. A more desperate france, we are gonna see some blooters.
based elite penalty takerso rare these days
KEK that crying nigglet
>>156742895tremendo arrodillado
>>156742460They were eaten in England before the Reformation where they were called 'wall fish', it was only after that time that they were considered a foreign food.
Who are the CFB equivalents for Spain and France so I know who to root for
>White man no stuttering like a nig>Score
>>156742952They see spain as weaker than france for the rigged argentina final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7YfRKHRSu4
>crying niglet France fanJej
Someone have the webm of the foul shown from the side?
lol he crying
>>156742557>the butifel game
crying niglet
that black french kid lmfao
>not even VAR reviewthe ref is a salvadoranigger, some of the most corrupt people in the world. you don't even need to bribe them, they'll do rigging for love of sport alone
good man, none of that stutter shit
If they were rigging for Spain they would have given olise a red card
Why are people saying no era? Are you retards unaware of the roles? You cannot do a karate kick to another player in your penalty area, are you retarded?
>spain aheadGet ready for the slurpiest of slurps
NIGBU BTFO
>>156742979var checks it obviously there was just nothing there to recommend the ref checking the screen harsh pen but similar to the one kane gave to mexico
>>156743010idk but shouldn't endangering yourself be a foul on yourself, not for the opponent? The game shouldn't encourage suicidal acts
>Crying French kidThat kid realized his team isn't favored by FIFA.
>SAVE ME FRAPPè
the future of france is looking dark
bawling at 1-0 down kek
>>156743140You love to see it
>>156742638>>156742585>>156743046please go back to the sticky
this thread got VERY uncomfy very quickly
Real niggas don't cry
racist punks
ALORS ON DANSE
Can we all agree 2018 final was rigged and should be retroactively awarded to Croatia?
>non-whites in the crowdIt's really over for france, isn't it
>>156743146have some faith in your lads limey
>>156742979Riggantino knows you guys are more dangerous than Spain so it's on their best interest that you lose
>>156743010*closes eyes and kicks messi in the throat*
complete asterisk tournament so far lmao cant even get angry anymore, whole thing has been one joke after another
>>156743087you forgot>punch the ball away as they're about to kick it
>>156743110He looked very French to me
>>156743329tbg this is in america, they could just be locals
>>156743282He's like 5
>>156742737yeah because he's short
>>156743061My streams is 1:30 late :(
>>156743110
>>156743282lol
>>156743190Based
Finally a nice penalty where the shot is fast and not literally aimed at the ground.
Such a soft benalty
i'm not even concern about this normal FIFA rigi
>>156742573lol don't do it this the problem against this france is that you can't relax even if you are 3 up it happened to us in the nations league and it happened to argentina in the 2022 final
>>156743282this is what football is all about
>>156743136Georgia (Spain) vs Ohio State (France)
>ctrl+f rig>1 resultI guess it's different when it's these two teams, huh?
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>>156743282CRY BITCH
>>156743282>cries in French
Spain are completely dominant in midfield
>>156743034This entire sport is comically inconsistent and corrupt Why does so much of the world worship this game
>>156743282kek. there's so many layers on this
>>156743282Whitest Frenchman
now that the dust has settled who do we have for Argentina vs Spain?
>Lamine jumps for the ball>actually gets it>french guy kicks himIt's not rocket science. Sure, I'm in favor of changing the rules so this shit is an idirect kick or something, but right now ERA
Joined to a hydration break, great.
>>156743329Its Dallas, hallf of the crowd is probably chicanos
>>156743282probably too obscure for /sp/ but literally me watching Bob get shot into the Web by Megabyte at the beginning of Season 3 of Reboot
>>156743342we're getting refballed hard, pissi will be given at least 1 penalty over nothing, and we'll have a goal disallowed over a foul 5 minutes beforehand
SLURP BREAK
Fuck! I'm going to lose my 50kr bet!Stupid fucking baguette!!!!
>>156742098I don't think I've ever had exceptional Brie, it's always a sandwich cheese in my mind.
>IT IS NOT A PENALTY BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE I SAID SO? KICKING ANOTHER PLAYER WITHOUT THE BALL IS NOT A FAULT
>>156743282AAAAAAAA
>>156743408Bro, your Cazé TV™?
>>156743494Is this a joke? They’ve chasing and parking the bus
>>156743214i see a beaver sideways in the water
>>156743382shut it quebecois
>>156742964Both shouldnt be the max punishment (yellow for Balo and free kick for Spain). Intention should obviously matter when the outcome is so game changing.On a separate note, the hate >we got for the red card suspension was insane. Euros just hate that we rigged instead of them. It's a constructive rigging, unlike Argentina removing goals or Francd stealing penalties.
>>156743282Idris Elba on the lower left
American sirs, is there as much gay rule abuse in nfl? I don't think football is for me.
Wow a midfield of Rabiot and Tchouameni looks a bit shit against proper opposition? Quelle surprise!
Spain gonna slurp this one. It's over
>>156743618watch the game
>>156742795this give them a direct free kick from that spot with a wall
this is what deschamps gets for calling up a wh*te player #kickitout
>>156742934that shit is so fucking depressing
>>156743494lolwut
>>156743620I had to rotate it in mspaint before I saw it, but yes that's what it is
>>156743448>should have had 2 reds already >claiming riggi for spain
>>156742440So she doesn't end up with disfiguring acne scars all over her face, like some basement dwelling neckbeard on 4chan
>>156743327ALORS BIG BLACK COCK
>>156743470Big tea cup that
>>156743422A true frenchman
>>156742715Literally just looked like an accident. Going to agree with this>>156742795
>>156743530>jumps at the defender>does not even attempt to play the ball>commits a handballsure
>>156743127>wall fishkek you English cunts are alright
Anyone who watches ball knows that is a pen
>>156743329stop being surprised by it lad
>wetting the fieldslip and slip rig is on
Credit to Spain, their uniforms look nice and classy. Love that away maroon color and beige/white.
>hand>jump on someone’s leg who is trying to shoot it away>hand before the impact>penaltyAbsolute robbery
>>156742934that guy with the glasses is what i imagine every french anon looks like
>>156742934lmao
>>156743282the future of France lmao
>>156743463Drunk Drivers vs Obnoxious Midwesterners. Go Spain
We are gonna teach you the meaning of slurping
>>156743010>sub in blind guy to break all their legsWhy is no one doing this
>>156743498Still more fun than your eggball
>>156743738acne is a meme, how to people even get it
>>156743792Maybe ball is retarded and should be changed.
>>156743694>>156742795>>156743754>americans
DONT MAKE A NEW THREAD YETWE'RE STILL ON PAGE 2
How do you say park the bus in Spanish?
KEK ERA fault now.
>>156743292Sorry, anonI messed upI read this thread before switching up to sticky
Imagine if France had Kante and Pogba in the midfield
>>156743586If you ever come to the US, go to a supermarket and buy a mass-market non-specialty brie and try it. It's fucking garbage in comparison to the real stuff. Our food really can be pretty terrible even when we're trying
>>156743570Quality show
>the only white guy is the shittiest french playerhitler-bros...
>the only white guy fucks upNot enough blacks in the french starting 11
>>156743217Almost no one hear either has a clue or is realistically even watching the game
>>156743906It’s fuckin absurd that Spain was given a goal for that and you know it
>>156743792I'm sure you watch balls a lot
if france lose ill be so happy
>>156743401I can assure you that black people here are not going to see soccer, they for sure aren’t paying thousands for it, and they for really sure aren’t buying France gear
>>156743750it's a small teapot lad you fell for my optical illusion
>>156743898>You are allowed to wildly kick other players?
>>156743530Hand before the kick. lol
Arsenal player quitting when it gets hard
God this sport is so fucking gay. Such a pissweak nothing "foul" on a play that was going nowhere and because the nigger that was """fouled""" fell to the floor his team gets an 80+% guaranteed free goal, where that one goal will very likely decide the match.They give bullshit free kicks that result in free goals like this in AFL too, but at least it takes more than a single goal to decide a match. Soccer is for faggots.
>>156743938So just go to a better super market or a better store. We have choice in America.
mbappe must defeat evil argentina
God hates France?
OH NO NO NOIT'S A HORROR SHOW FOR THE FROGGIES
ye that was a pen, dumb from him
>>156743113>retarded congolombian learns what is banter and bandwagoning
watch the match with stadium audio only, no commentary for maximum comfiness
>>156743996But they all will buy the made in bangladesh messi shirt
>>156744033I was bamboozled
Arse brosSalichad is down
>>156743010I think that's more of a coming together than a foul really. Only thing that makes it valid to me was digne's foot being high
THEYRE CRUMBLING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
arsebros??
>>156741915I turned the match on after missing the start because I just wasn’t that interested. Then I started reading this thread. The crazy thing is, I think we started watching the match at the exact same minute.
Great now both teams are going to be spending their time rolling on the floor
>>156744087Not really. Now if you’re asking does God favor Spain??
RIP France
No rest daysNo refunds
France getting fucked from all sides
Welp, we're positively fucked.
>>156743853the future of europe
OH NO NO NO
>lacroix
>>156743530But there is no way Jamal falls from that contact (that he looked for). Right now the optimal way to play in the area is to fish for a contact and then embellish since you're guaranteed a penal with var
>>156744035>you are allowed to run into players and get a free goal?
>>156743572Deserved for fouling Haalad
>>156743677holding and pass interference are the refs recipe for rigging any play. Unwatchable. But we watch it like we do this trash.
>>156743401If americans don't give a shit about soccer black americans REALLY don't give a shit
>>156743938Shut up. I find amazing brie and fromager cheese at the Smiths aka kroger on clearance all the time cause no american knows what it is and its amazing.
he got replaced by his own clone wtf
How do you say IT'S OVER in french?
>rice ded>Saliba ded>Saka finished>Madookie trash>Shitvertz trash>Odefraud trashLong season ahead arsebros
Wasn't it supposed to be the comfy thread?
Sub looks like salibaYou’ll be ok frechies
>>156744203They got away with 2 should have been yellow cards
>>156743906[spoiler]And yet, we got as far as you[/spoiler]It just seems absurd that what was honestly an accident is given less of a penalty than something like this>>156741717
>cucurella
>Arsekekkers choking in a finalLike pottery
Human legs aren't meant for this. Make the pitch smaller so they have to run less.
is the injured frog big dick like mbappe?
>>156744157We should kiss (no homo).
I watched Lacroix for Palace in a game where he gave up many goals I think he scored an own goal too. I do not rate him.
Euros will dismiss our world cups because they were women's teams, meanwhile their """men""" are all just giant vaginas
cucurella is such a homo
>>156743360lmao
>>156744111Blanco
lmao
>>156744221Him being a theatrical faggot is not detracting from it obviously being a pen
>>156744111Dont look french or spanish
yellow for that? Let the rigging begin
>>156743127comfy factoid
guaranteed red card this game
>>156743570>>156743941nice
missed the start of the gamehow did spain score? was it a good goal?
>>156744272c'est owari
>>156744077did all those qualifiers about mass-market non-specialty miss your notice? Cletus shops at walmart
>>156744300zero chance of a comfy thread when france, argentina, or england play
I was hoping for a france-england final, sad
>saliba dedcongrats spain
>>156742006Spain might also have their own suspicious bug, where they never get tired even though the professional athletes around them who are running much less than them get visibly exhausted after 110 minutes of running. That’s the really suspicious thing.
>>156743938we have trash brie here too, I've never been to America but brie is usually the cheapest block-form cheese you can buy at the supermarket. That being said there are of course delicious brie cheeses as well, just pointing out that not all French cheese is automatically good.
It's over. Spain is too good to give up a lead
ABOLISH PENALTIESSpain didn't deserve a goal for that faul, simple as.
>>156744087Obviously Everything in the world hates French
>>156744061why keep watching? I will never understand this nagging
>>156744209the future is AI sloppa signs?
>>156744272C'EST FINI
>>156744414Go drink some wine and celebrate Based day
>>156743811Wish their national crest was in full colour, that way it would look sex
>>156744414Absolute blooter by Oyarzabal from 11 meters
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPP
>all American ref team for England v ArgentinaSomebody's getting a rigging
>>156744282gooners should be used to the pain by now
CHERKI ON
>>156744209
>>156744380He jumped in front of the french leg
>>156744489abolish mercs
>>156743360kek
>>156743994kek I have to admit I'd appreciate a bit of quiet and less sportstalk at the office
Brasilbros thoughts on Pau?
Olise looks zesty as hell the way he runs
>>156744489>football has too many goalsYou're so right
man, i hate sideshow bob
france seems a bit sleepy rn
>>156744404already was supposed to happen >>156742201
>>156744433inshallah
>>156744529probably the least amount of rig possible americans still have some self respect even tho thats quickly going away
>>156744541Yep we need the moors to have any chance of defeating spain
When you play against a real team your titi caca is not so easy Jan manuel
>>156744588Pau means dick in portuguese
>>156744610reffie has put the fear in them
>>156744258I guess you missed all the qualifiers too. Learn2read
>>156744529That ref is shit He’s gonna lose control of the match inside 15 minutes
the soul has been sucked out from the french niggersyou might've said we slurped them out
>>156744433Same
>>156744372todo pelota
kek
wtf /sp/ said France was a sure bet
>>156744664Almost like thats why i singled Brazilians out to ask x
PENALTY FOR SPAIN
>>156744282Deserved
>>156744061Bingo. When matches are decided by literally 1 goal, some sketchy diving/refs/var is basically deciding the match, not ability.No wonder muslims, blacks, euros, latinos love it. They don't want a sport, just some casino/gambling with window dressing.
>>156744684ostias chaval
>>156744684As expected of the expert slurpers, you slurped all of French ngubus's semen.
>>156744718That's why they will lose.
>>156744718Didn’t realise games were settled in the 34:59 minute.
wait was that really offside?
>>156744718>trusting 4chin
jesus, frogs got lucky
>>156744718never trust /sp/never trust /biz/
>>156744282No worries. We'll won last season, so who cares? Lets just enjoy some footy
>>156744718the jinx worked
>>156744559You know how you shouldn't leave a hanging leg to catch someone who's getting passed you?Don't roundhouse kick when a guys running at the same ball as you
>>156744718Mbappe 89’ 90+1’ 90+6’
>>156744810>>156744810>>156744810
>>156744718trust the rig, trust the system
>>156744087god is spanish
>>156744718No such thing as sure bet in the semi finals. But you can bet that Argentina is going to win tomorrow. I guarantee.
>>156744831He wouldn't have had the ball if he was onside
>>156744674>inside 15 minutesWouldn't be "within" 15 minutes? Or both work?
Game's kinda boring, desu.
>white french shittersNo wonder france plays 10 nogs and they're proud of this lmoa
That’s only a penalty if you incorrectly interpret the rules. And we already know fifa incorrectly interpret the rules
NEW NEW NEW>>156744930>>156744930>>156744930>>156744930
>>156744718Spain won in 2024 and 2025. Just the fact that so many people bet on france should have made you bet on spain.
>>156744684I'm sorry, but did les bleus already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even halftime. Does being being down 0-1 before even halftim count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the game is still on? Les bleus are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the world cup for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the word who just happen to have a lead because they're were given a rigged tacky penalty. But you know what? They still fucking suck.
>>156744282Isn't rice just ill?
>>156744873He came from his blind spot while he was kicking the ball. Jamal never intended to play the ball, he only went for the penalty
>>156744888My friend, you can wait until page 7 or 8.At least you're not Portugal poster.>>156744999Nice digits
>>156744985well they were always shit before the imported africa, football isn't really their sport
Spain getting cocky now with these long range efforts
>Thread gets split when we're on page 5Not very comfy tbhdesu.
>>156745023Yeah? Because it looks like you're getting blown the fuck outSit down, be humble.
>>156745116Raping Asasissies.
>pooiz
Holy shit that would've been goal of the tournament, pure tiki taka magic
>>156744489Based retard>>156744602Kek
>>156745234>the raped
>>156745289magic isn't real, you pseudo-intellectual porridge boy
Did mbappe completely forgot about offside rule
>first half almost over>France has 0 shots at goal
>>156745533>He knows not that which he speaks
Beautiful slide
>>156745095They should stick to baking croissants or whatever gay shit ethnic frogs do
>>156745558He never remembers it when playing for Real. Must be the Spanish opponents
>>156744610the pen rattled them
>>156745769based PowerPoint appreciator
>>156745249Do not rape the Asafrens
>>156745533magic isn't real, you pseudo-intellectual porridge boyI believe you are lost, sir. This ain't reddit
>>156744061Well put Ausbro It’s a sport for thirdies and faggots
>>156744061>is born in literal prison colony>doesn't understand that there are rules that have to be followed Yeah, checks out.
slurper incming, ASPain will park the bus for 40 minutes and score at 90+3 after all frogs are gassed.
Halftime Spain the better team.