Quick from what part of Spain are you from?
>>156753268i need a spanish daddy to colonize my latina tushy
Im from Francisco Franco, Virreynato de La Plata
>>156753268tenerife
Philippines
India.Spain once colonized a small chunk of Pajeetland.
>>156753268>we almost got Spanish China/Taiwan in the 1600s
Brazil (1580-1640).
Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain
>>156753268Syracuse
>>156753587bring that thick ass here faggot
>>156753957tanked again.
MADRID JODER, MADRIDYO ONIONS ESPAÑOL ESPAÑOL ESPAÑOL VAMOS COÑO TENGO QUE CELEBRAR EN PUTO 4CHAN PORQUE ESTOY EN UN ESTERCOLERO.
>Italy ??
>>156753922They had no fucking chance of pulling this off lmao
I am from Portugal, and I always celebrate their wins more than ours.They always have more native iberian squads.
FORTAVENTURAH
South Brazil
>>156754063You've got no idea that there's an ancient city in Sicily called Syracuse, do you?
>>156754418I do.
>>156754155Spain got two Sicilies for a while
>>156753268Germanys ghost lives on in Argentina and Spain.
Madrid reporting in.>>156754155A big chunk was ours during a short time.
Arlen, Texas
>>156754155Aragon had Two Sicilies for a bit and then it was transferred over to Spain once the union happened for a bit.
>>156753268How do you fumble this lead?Almost a full continent
>>156753268Toledo, the Imperial City
>>156753952*former Spain
Catalonia, spiritually Aragon/Castille
>>156754738Jews, Anglos (see: jews) and Protestants (owned by jews).
>>156753268Gibraltar
>>156753268Almoravid Caliphate, Marrakesh
>>156754738england, portugal, france. Europe didnt agree in anything until it was to pile on another. they destroyed each other and lost the planet.
>>156753268Mapuchelands were never part of Spain doe, they btfo'd them.Only the north that was part of weak Incas was conquered.
Real Audiencia de Quito here
>>156754738Unironicslly Spain got too wealthy early on and they were so much so that they eventually suffred much like late stage Rome did and crashed their economy due to endless wars and too much inflation.
>>156753268Post the based map, costa bro
>>156753268The Marian domains of King Phillp II.
what if medieval Spaniards understood the concept of currency inflation
>>156753268Onions de Estados Unidos mi amigo!
>>156756095Sadly we expelled the jews.
COSTA DEL THAMES
a bit cocky eh? the game isnt even over yet. France could still win
Salinas California
>>156753268SPANISH NETHERLANDS
>>156753268Texas
Stayed in Seville for a month
>>156753268Nueva extremadura.
>>156753268U madridu grobnica od zlata
>>156754881These Jews must be a powerful and numerous people
>>156753268Catalão, Catalunha
see you in the final spainbros(where you'll slap us on penalties, dubs confirm)
>>156753268Toulouse (basically a spain colony)
MVRCIA
>>156753268From wherever they invented Churros
>>156753268puedo unirme yo tambien
>>156753268Montevideo representing from el vierreynato de La Plata representing.
Like 25% of my dna is from Sicily I thinkAlso some old Dutch settlers in there
>>156753268Los Angeles California
>>156753268Ducado de Luxemburgo
>>156757566
>>156757566oh shit m8
>>156753268My dad's side is from the Canary Islands
>>156753268Concepción
>>156753268Albacete
>>156753268Minnesota
>>156753268Austria-Hungary
you did it. you killed the dragon.
Jaen reporting in
>>156757566anulo mufa
>>156757566Wtf
>>156757643Si, ma porta i cannoli
>>156753268PLUS ULTRAAAAAAA
>>156754224We were supposed to bring portugal and japan too it wasn't just us
>>156753268Nueva Granada
Mallorca
>>156753268Half-Filipino with confirmed Spanish descent
benidorm
Medellín, from virreinato de la nueva granada
>>156753268CONGRATZ SPAIN!
where is the paraguay celebration thread
>>156753922>>156753922>Brilliant plan, your majesty. So what do we do after we take Beijing?>Race mix with the cute asian girls, of course
>>156753268Ibeefa
O Hío
>>156757992Who cares it wouldnt work either way, England couldnt do shit to china in the end, and it was stronger than all 3 of you combined.
>>156753268Can they stop Argentina though?
>>156753268I'm from Buenos Ayres, hello people
>>156753268La Coru chorbo neno
canARIAs
>>156753268Capitania General de Guatemala
>>156753268LA FLORIDA
>>156753268Fuck Spain. They raped and pillaged our lands and people.
Benidorm Bros, we did it.
>>156758207Who cares, a white team will win now
>>156757777uh oh
>>156754738I raise you
>>156754839must be brootal seeing so many Spanish shirts and flags I'm in Galicia and it feels surreal, it gives me hope that regionalist cucks have completely lost grip of the youths
England vs Spain kino
>>156754224yeah but imagine if they did. instead of yellow bugmen we would be dealing with a nation of hapa versions of latinas
so it seems the final is gonna be Spain expelling the semites (argies) again.
>>156753268Ciudad de los Reyes
>>156758371sovless: the empire
>>156758371>China>exaggerated German holdings>Italy>JapanWhere did this map come from
>>156758371Why is it black
>>156754742looks kino, how is their steel these days?
>>156754738Too Few Iberians, too many enemies than played underhanded tactics, wich we are very bad at.
Virreinato del Río de la Plata.
>>156754738Francophile Kings
>>156758371No Malvinas?
>>156758563An Hispanic WC final on USA would be pretty fitting considering the amount of hispanics living there kek
>>156758291>t. Wilson Gonsales-Smith
>>156754224We had no realistic chance to pull off the aztec and inca conquests the way we did them and it still worked kek.
>>156758682Google Imageshttps://www.thelatinlibrary.com/imperialism/notes/britishempire.html
>>156754742kino city, very walkable and cheap housing
>>156758510No one who is under 60 years old talks in Galician here
Los Angeles, Espana
>>156757566fugg...
>>156753268Africa
I hate Spanish football. Tiki taka slurp is so fucking boring and soulless.
>>156753268ingles
Yo onions conquistador o algo
fuck spain and fuck your gay ass country
>>156753268Murcia
>>156753268Nuevo Mexico, Virreinato de Nueva España
>>156756095They did, the Habsburg Kings just didn't give a fuck and kept fucking up the economy for the sake of continuing the continental wars
>>156759151You don't need to speak Galician to be a pro-regionalist cuck. It's what's taught in school (was 30 years ago but it's probably worse now). You support Celta/Depor depending on where you are and sing the anthem like a good cuck.
>>156759415Who is this
>>156754738Iberians are low human capital
>>156759635let me guess, jeet who works in silicon valley?
>>156753268syracuse by way of puerto rico
>>156758741To represent the average englishman's skin color in 2026
Andalusia because I traveled there two years ago and I liked it
my grandfather on my mother's side was born in Havana to white SpaniardsCastro et al booted them and they all came over en masseI don't know what town in Spain her grandparents were from though, I have to ask my mom
>>156753268it's always good when homo africans lose
>>156753268Santiago de la Nueva Extremadura, founded by Don Pedro de Valdivia
>>156759801Nice home. Albaicin is my spiritual home. I can't fully hate moors because of it. I shall retire there.
>>1567532680-0 for the final, easy bet?
>>156759831Cool story cuban gusano
>>156759831el worm señores
>>156760090>gusano!imagine broadcasting to the world that you're a buck broken reddit troon lmao
>>156753268Las Filipinas. Rooting for you, Dad.
WHO ARE THEY PLAYING ON SUNDAY ANON?
>>156760053Yeah Granada was my favorite
>>156753268New Mexico (canonically older than Mexico) reporting in
asturias>>156760329I'll guess england but either way it's not gonna be easy
>>156760274Don’t speak to me gusano refugee
>>156759100The diseases did most of the job by essentially wiping out 90-95% of the native population, however even accounting with that if the spanish had taken a few more decades longer to arrive to Mexico like they originally planned they wouldn't have been able to fully conquer the Aztecs even with the disease wipe out because by then there would too much population to conquerIt took México up until the 1940s get it's pre-columbian numbers in population back, absolutely brutal
>>156760090Kill yourself you retarded faggot, go back to fucking reddit
>>156753268San Diego
Here from León de los Caballeros de Huánuco, or just Huánuco.I'll be rooting for the Motherland in the finals
>>156754738All things considered they did alright. Little of that land was truly controlled, rather just claimed or acknowledged as Spanish jurisdiction. Spain’s population was also rather small and they had many enemies. Then add the Reformation, the Turks, wars in Italy and Germany and economic struggle on top of that.
Shain't be rooting for asSpain. Go England (who wins it all)
>>156758563Argies are gonna choke vs engerland
>>156753268Valle de Tucupío, Provincia de Venezuela.
>>156753268Virreinato de la Nueva España
>>156754017¡Mi capitán!
texas
>>156760352Me tooA free beer every time I bought a falafel sure helped, or was it the other way around
San Diego California
>>156758123>ywn get a state mandated Ming-Dynasty Chinese gfSigh...
>>156753268Am I allowed
>>156759415ThisNo Pinoy wanted to be a Manolo
>>156758123based dgenerates
>>156761039Thank fuck, I want state mandated cute Spanish twink (18+) with a huge pp
PORT OF ALGECIRAS
my mum lives near Guardamar so i'm associating myself with tonights spanish win
>>156760453no but really why are you proud of being a commie negrito
Sepa vuestra merced que yo onions Alonso Matamoros, natural de los reinos de Castilla y de León
>>156753268Nueva Aztlan reporting in
>>156753268Galicia
Santa Maria California
>>156753268Lleida, Catalonia, Spaina place usually known as "that oven"
>>156761375>matamoros >later learn it means "moor (muslim) killer"Kek
>>156753268Al Andalus
>>156758239chorbo, neno, vaya movida los sitios en los que te metes. Reportando aqui desde el bronx coruño, Lost Mallos
>>156753268Spain still hasn't returned the stolen gold to the americas after over 500 years.
>>156761375>yo onionsGo figure.
>>156761031I usually dislike tattos, but that one is kino, both in aesthetics and theme
>>156759729Barely clinging onto global relevance after practically winning a game of Aoe via cultural dominance for 200 years is a hallmark of a lack of human capital. Not a single top 100 university in the Iberian world, not a single trillion dollar company, practically biomass taking up space. All you have to show for it are old churches and a book one of you wrote 500 years ago. Grim.
>>156753268Brazil, São Paulo (Iberian Union)
GIBRALTAR
>>156753268Alta California amigo
>>156761722Most of the gold stayed there, the crown only took the 20% ("quinto del real").Canadian and american miners extract more gold in a couple of years than what Spain did in a century.
>>156761722Its our gold. Either way, shouldn't you be getting ready to recover the Falklands?
I love spaniard posters so much theyre funny as hell compared to other southamericans
>>156761722oh god don't you guys start piping up again
hetafe
>>156761770our country was here 500 years agowill your country exist in 50 years I wonder?
>>156761213based nigga
>>156758371this set the stage for mass migration for their Jewish masters
>>156754742One of the most beautiful cities I've ever been to
Castilla La Mancha
>>156761949>>156761954no need to explain to these guys anons, they will forever sperge outin any case that was our commission for bringing civility to those barbaric places - they are lucky we didn't send them the full bill
>>156757566AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>156761722Unironically the Communists and Anarchists stole most of the gold in Spain during the Spanish Civil War and gave it to the Soviet Union. They dindu nuffin.
>>156759415Did your sister get bought by a Spanish boomer?
I've never been, but my mother went to Paris and Barcelona a little less than a decade ago. She said French people were rude and ugly + the city smelled like piss, but Barcelona was very pleasant and friendly.
Puebla de Zaragoza
>>156761949Nah what you really took was 80% of the worlds extracted silver, and you exchanged it for manufactured good from Holland and England like dumbasses
>>156753268Paises bajos habsburgos
>>156753587concerning post this
Paldea
>>156761949Most of the gold went into the pockets of the corrupt white nobility that Spain had established, a group that would later betray the Crown while Spain was dealing with Napoleon.
we should win the final, i know that a lot of things can happen in 90 mins, but we should
>>156753268I'll watch Alatriste again in celebration if they win it all
Pueblayork
>>156759100You won thanks to their civilizations being exceptionally brutal. Aztec domination was based on constant industrial-level abductions and human sacrifices. Some children were raised specifically to be sacrificed and please a specific god. It didn't take a lot of convincing for everyone to join the Spanish and turn on them, especially as the conquistadores in plate armors were viewed as gods coming to punish them.The diseases did a lot too.Neither could have worked in Asia. There was no such hatred among the local kingdoms/empires and in fact most of the deadly diseases we had in Europe at the time came from Asia.
>>156762641based and swang pilled
El Aljarafe, Sevilla, Andalucía, España
>>156753268Imagine if Spain introduced anti-miscegenation laws, like the Anglos did up north. South America would've looked like this:
>>156762624especially since England (assuming) have a good tap+dive merchantdon't look foolish assuming a victory
>>156758251Sahara Occidental no es un lugar real
>>156753268De la Real Audiencia de Charcas .. 1%-2% pure Conquistador genes :3
>>156761722Ah, I bet that's why latinas are professional gold diggers, they're just patriotsvery sexy patriots
>>156762942Spain American colonies had too many natives. It would've worked as good as it did in India for the UK.
my team just got relegated to 2nd division (Oviedo)Asturias
>>156753268Manila
>>156763106>When she starts to cry for rape but she remembers the guy is a 6'4 chad
>>156758123The Portuguese had tons of jap sex slaves, idk about manolos
>>156762942At some point even well after the conquest, there was only about one white woman per 9–20 white men in many parts of the Hispanic Americas. The maths ain't mathing. Also, you need big numbers so you don't get easily conquered by the country next door or by a different overseas Empire. Mestizaje helped with that.
>>156753268VIRREINATO DEL RÍO DE LA PLATA
>>156762942you fucking retard, the colonies worked because of the natives, if not it would have taken centuries to reach the size they have by the 17th century
>>156763226suntukan tayo fusion alley pre
>>156762133You always are gonna find some of those,but meh, who cares.>>156762339Whatever makes you sleep good at night Carlos>>156762620Yeah, a tale as ancient as time, no matter what politics you have in an organisation there will always be rotten apples, and greed and treason are sadly a constant in history.
>>156753268Morelia
>>156753587Me too<3 cubarsi come get this bussy!! I like cucurella roo but at most id do a hj with him.
>>156763106quien es esta puta?hasta se me hincharon los huevos
>>156753268I'm so glad I'm not from the states on this map.
>>156753587>>156763494You couldnt take this dick, better prep that bussy
>>156755628>terra nova dos bacalhaus>>156758371>made up holdings>real parts were acquired by killing dutch farmers to expand into ngubu spear chucker land (which portugal had already done without killing euros centuries prior) and aboseven your major conquest, India, was done via backstabbing with the EIC instead of acting like a man and landing soldiers like Spain did vs the Aztecs and Incas
>>156753268Sarasota for a quarter of the year
>>156763548>like Spain did vs the Aztecs and IncasTo be fair we just supported the local rebels. I mean, we "conquered" Mexico with a few hundred soldiers.
Here from La Comunidad Autonoma de Portugal
Confederación Argentina (formerly Virreinato del Río de la Plata)
My dna results pegged me as someone who is more then half Iberian and hell my last name is somehow Catalonian. Am I allowed to cheer for Spain?
>>156761039How to get a big tiddy asian gf bros
>>156763711based peninsular bro
>>156763672You still sent soldiers, and you did so before knowing you'd be able to ally locals, that was just a welcome surpriseanglos hired mercenaries and did backroom dealings, americans were the only anglos with a backbone and even then the most stereotypically anglo among them, wasps, stayed in places like Boston while real men expanded the borders (much of which had already been explored by Spaniards or frogs)
southwestern part
>>156753268Onions de la calle Los Feliz de la ciudad de Los Angeles en el estado California
>>156753922As if we would allow spics anywhere near Macau
Puerto y Casa Fuerte de Nuestra Señora Santa María de la Asunción
>>156763759Why not? We already have like 6 million Filipinos here working in our restaurants.
>>156753268The Tordesilhas Treaty really robbed Portugal, the americas should have been split north-south.
>>156763803Conquistadors were adventurers, fortune-seekers and soldiers of fortune rather than regular professional soldiers of the Spanish Crown. Pizarro's expeditions were primarily funded through private investment and self-financing.
>>156763803They sent soldiers there lmao, what the fuck is your leaking macacos clitty saying. The EIC had soldiers, Brits fought multiple wars in Bengal and against the Marathas and Sikhs
>>156763543Cover me in olive oil and eat me up pappi <3
>>156760478carried by plague rats
>>156753268Virreinato del Rio de la Plata
>>156753268Arizona
>>156763920Under Alcáçovas, it kinda was. But the Catholic Monarchs were the pope's new favorites after the conquest of Granada
>>156753268Virreinato de Nueva España
>>156757047Same, hermano.
>>156753268Tijuana
>>156753268La Florida here, uhhhh hola
>>156753268i'm from florida. viva españa
>>156754738They mixed with natives and filled the country with mutt spawn instead of killing them all and creating white colonies.
>>156754742kino filming location in the 9th gate
no tuvieron nunca la patagonia. Está mal ese mapa :/
>>156763310>At some point even well after the conquest, there was only about one white woman per 9–20 white men in many parts of the Hispanic Americas. The maths ain't mathing.Just create favourable conditions for families. Ownership of agricultural land and low to zero taxes, and you have all Europeans flooding in. >Also, you need big numbers so you don't get easily conquered by the country next door or by a different overseas Empire. Mestizaje helped with that.All the locla empires were destroyed, and other colonial empires were nowhere near a position to threaten those colonies at that time.
>>156754319Isso é uma piada?
>>156763355>you fucking retard, the colonies worked because of the natives, if not it would have taken centuries to reach the size they have by the 17th centuryWhat size - the population? Who even cares, if that's true in the first place. Whatever it takes for a high IQ population.
>>156758198If they hadn't fumbled the Armada, who knows?
>>156763127>Spain American colonies had too many natives. It would've worked as good as it did in India for the UK.Just take the land bit by bit, and keep isolating the natives in some camps or something. Or go all the way and send them to Africa. There were ways to do it, matador bro.
>>156759100Those were Stone Age civilizations, already decimated by disease
>>156753268I'm just glad they beat France. Blacked posters are insufferable and unironic cucks.
>>156761770>practically biomass taking up spaceJeets
>>156753922>What about India?>No, I don't want thatKek
>>156753268Nueva Navarra reporting
>>156762388Basado
QUE PASARA QUE MISTERIO HABRAPUEDE SER MI GRAN NOCHEY AL DESPERTAR MI VIDA SABRA ALGO QUE NO CONOCE
>>156759592>and sing the anthem like a good cuck.Lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo. Lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo lo lo! Lo, lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo.. lo lo lo loooo...
Fuerteventura
benidorm checking in
>>156753268south of Viceroyalty of New Granada
>>156753268BANDA ORIENTAL
>>156753922>The plan literally includes fucking Asian girlsOkay, that's pretty funny
>>156757566>66WHAT THE FUCK BONGBRO????
>>156764581Forgot about Tordesilhas?
>>156763859gagu sugot ka ana pre? gina daog2 raka
>>156764527Filipino wignats are insufferable and unironic cucks wanting to be bleached like a good boy
>>156753268Los Angeles
>>156764581"we'll take china. uhh... portugal you can have india heh have fun guys."based as fuck honestly. was worth a shot.
Don't ever forget that Argentina used to be 85% white.Ignore the resentful brown people who want to make others believe that we're brown like them so they can feel better about themselves.w, w, w, ., a, m, r, e, n, ., c, o, m, /, f, e, a, t, u, r, e, s, /, 2, 0, 1, 7, /, 0, 4, /, a, r, g, e, n, t, i, n, a, -, a, -, m, i, r, r, o, r, -, o, f, -, y, o, u, r, -, f, u, t, u, r, e, -, b, u, e, n, o, s, -, a, i, r, e, s, -, l, a, t, i, n, -, a, m, e, r, i, c, a, /"
>>156765299China and India were in our sphere of influence. That's what the treaties of Tordesilhas and Zaragoza were all abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbuf3B6ZQ7M
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784069406581053.mp4
>>156764323>Ownership of agricultural landThey did that, it's the Haciendas. Huge tracks of fertile land owned by a white family. The Patrón and his white wife lived there, and also who knows how many indian mistresses. It was basically a harem (very illegal!). The Crown tried to crack them down, but the hacendados threatened to revolt.>and low to zero taxesPffft, the Spanish crown would have skinned you alive for even suggesting that, buddy. They needed the money to fund the wars against protestanism, they couldn't wait three or more generations for the white families to multiply. The need for more money was constantly urgent.>All the locla empires were destroyedNot all indios were pacified tho. We have cases of entire spanish villages getting mass murdered.
>>156765778kek
>>156764051>>156763920Had Alcáçovas been enforced, we would quickly become a high profile target for all of western Europe. Tordesillas was a win-win deal. We basically ran a cartel with Spain for more than a century.The Iberian Union then broke the balance.
>>156753268malaga
>>156753268Santander
>>156762942you're low test and from a country that has never achieved anything (inb4 you try to take credit for Lithuania's expansion)Iberians are conquerors, not eternal whiners like your kind
>>156758510It's beautiful I never seen so many people (mostly youth) praise Spain around here these last years. The ones who seethe a lot about this are millenials and boomers LMAO
>>156765931You can also tell that toilet cleaner has never left Europe because he doesn't know settling the tropics had a high death rate at the time, real life isn't EU4Even in the 19th century it was hard to convince Europeans to move, and that's with the offer of free land and low taxes. It was basically only the poor who accepted going to SOME regions after being lied to about how the place was supposedly like.
>>156762296It bothers me how Spanish colonies architecture mog us, but at least I can go to a boteco listen to fado with a big bunda morena...
>>156762253it's funny how they don't seem to resent americans the same way even though americans treat their women like whores and their men like cruise ship slavesbut the villains are spaniards for giving them toilets
>>156766473>we would quickly become a high profile target for all of western Europe.Only happened after the UnionThe Dutch and the English wouldn't dare touch us, otherwise. The Spanish Armada was mostly Portuguese ships, including the flagship https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_galleon_S%C3%A3o_Martinho
From Nuevo Nuevo León
>>156765508why is that video not available in my country wtf
>>156767213Kino overload
>>156753268Albuquerque
>>156767213The truth is too much for Brazilian minds.
