Note: this is a thread for general MLB/baseball discussion, not the MLB All-Star Game thread>>156770198
>Mistaking a gamethread for a generalWho hired these retards?
>>156771387c u m s h i t t e r umshitter
dodgers
Mariners
>>156771387https://x.com/FOXSports/status/2077206755780575307?s=20
>>156771498A pay decrease should be in order!
I'm going to start watching mlb.Mariners of Phillies? Looking for entertainment and comfy watches. The local team in my mexican city is bad, so I am used to disappointments.
>>156771387this thread is under official review
We love Willson Contreras here.
>>156771557If you’re trying to avoid disappointments, the Mariners are definitely NOT the team for you
>>156771557You don't want to go down that path.
>>156771387what happened to >>156770456 ?
>>156771557it's the Phillies baby
bryan wooooooo
baseball
shutout dis bussy
>>156772155same thing every time-one or two guys don't perform. pitchers largely dominate. it was exciting as a kid. I understand newer fans getting into it, but it just isn't for me anymore.
>>156772241yeah?
why are the Rays getting a new stadium when they should be moving the team?
HORRY SHIT
>>156772574das rite mane
top 4 from each division should make playoffs
Probably the worst ASG of my life. They can’t all be bangers I guess.
>>156772765nope pretty fucking weak
>be philthy>lose twice on your week offhow is this even possible?
When did pitching get this good or are the hitters not even trying so they don't get hurt like Canyonero did?
reddit team
What baseball fanbase can both talk shit and take it? Because Phillies fans vanish like a fart in the wind against the slightest pushback.
>>156773016cubs girls know how to take a pounding
Fuck that game gave me threw big throbbing HemorrhoidsAll the damn clinching
That was the most boring, embarrassing asg I've seen in a long time
>Ohtani quits on team and they lose without him because he's the bestest thing ever at all the stuffsThat's the headline right
yankees win! hooray!
>>156771557If you want a lifetime of disappointment, be a Mariners fan. /We/ are the only MLB team out of 30 that has never played in a World Series
the phillies went 0-5 with 4 K's, gave up 3 runs, and got walked off in the derby, all in their home park
Kek Philly fans booed everyone just to see their players give the game away
May the Philthies never host a ASG ever again. And give their wildcard spot to someone more worthy of it.
>1 hit>subbed out in the 4th inning>ASG MVPthe shit has never been more worthless
W E D D SEDDS
Did human beings outgrow baseball? Throwing 104, pretty much everyone steals bases, pitching is outrageous, ERA and strikeouts never been better while also great hitters are setting weird random records.What if we just made the ball heavier so MPH goes back down around 90? Then your heavier ball might cause lower offense and more interesting defense because of the fatter hops.I don't think you can change the dimensions of the sport or people would get mad, say if you made each base 100 feet. Also I suppose the game doesn't want LESS offense and basestealing.
Now we drop 4 NL teams from the playoffs and give their spots to 4 more AL teams.
>bellingerWell someone had to win this clown show
HEY /mlb/GET FUCKEDI dare you to post stankees again I dare you to post cum shitterYou lose.
>>156772957pitchers almost always dominate when batters are unfamiliar with them. you have the generally best pitchers in the game facing a handful of batters showing what they have. Usually, even elite hitters don't do anything if the command isn't there.
Bombers are on the way to Philly as we speak
>>156773111Just get rid of the mound
Yankees win MVP!/mlb/ losesStankeedo'em posters BTFO
bellinger's girl is a bit on the young side... wtf his wrong with him?
>>156773111shut up faggot
27Count em
I just ordered the patch I decided on for the shoulder patches on my brown jacket
>>156773136Is Walker delivering even more?
What went wrong?
>hit two ground balls award
Honestly as a third party with all the spam of anti yankees mental illness, I find it kind of funny how much they won this allstar weekend and shut those spammers up
>>156773111It took Manfred like 10 fucking years and 1 billion pitcher blisters after buying production of the ball to finally figure it out so he could dole out different balls to players based on their marketability. No way is he interfering with that. They'd just lower/get rid of/push back the mound instead
>>156773189Scripted for the 250th birthday of America
cum shitter kek
Just got a new baseball hat for my crotch
>>156773209bluecry is that way sis
So all this proves is the AL is divided with talent and the talent in the NL is hoarded by the dodgers
>>156773236team?
>>156773246dodgers did nothing
>>156773237Honestly you spammers are worse than the yankees fans themselves. We don't need to see 50 images of asses shitting cum. What the fuck is wrong with you?
imagine being someone that hasn't watched baseball in years deciding to watch the all star game because you've heard people talking about how the new rule changes have made the game exciting again
>>156773250b-but anon...
>>156772675>>156773165I’d let her chop my cheese if you catch my drift. Might even let Schwarber watch. I think he’s into that.
>>156773257Not enough of them
weren't the NL supposed to be good?
How do we rebuild, bros?
>>156773260kek he shits cum in the field anon
>>156773111Ive been thinking they need to move the mound back a little bit or whatever. They gotta do something to counter the age of max velo spinrate stuff. Pitchers have just gotten too good and they gotta try to change it up a little.
>>156773189we got too cocky
>>156773189>Should I pitch arguably the best pitcher of his generation or a pitcher who solo carried last year's playoffs>Nah better use the two flashes in the pan
>>156773290
>>156772957You've also got a smattering of some of the best starters and closers in the game, who are used to pitching 5+ innings as a starter or in high leverage spots as a closer/set-up man in games that actually matter. The starters are usually going all out since they're usually only pitching one or two innings in the ASG. It's also harder to draw up a game plan when the other team's pitching staff is every elite pitcher in the league, instead of a normal game where you know who's starting and can plan a RH/LH lineup against them and can generally guess whose going to be pitching in relief based on usage and who can hold/close. Also, the Phillies are fucking garbage. Check 'em.
>>156773111lowering the pitcher's mound by 3-6 inches would be a welcome change. i fucking hate that you can be a "good" hitter and have a .230 average now. it's embarassing. the game is more fun to watch when people put the ball in play, and the commish should be working to increase it. the current """accidental""" juiced balls that turn flyouts into homers isn't the solution here, just an amplification of the high-variance baseball trend.
>>156773260kek stankees
You can make a bat for free with some crude jelly syrup. Just shape & bake
>>156773260>sorry about the mess skip
>>156773352Shape and bake this bussy
>Yankees haters are already seethingYou lost, troons.
>>156773307I remember the year Brad Penny got to start the all-star game. That dumb redneck threw harder than he had all season and wasn't right the rest of the season.
>>156773261alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>156773372now turn the game off then never watch baseball again because it was so shit
stinkanerkees kek
>>156773260gee I wonder what fan posted this
He's my MVP
Honestly imo cum shitter and stankeedoo ‘em is the worst posts to ever grace the genny and I’m not even a Yankees fan. Let’s all agree to stop posting them.
We gotta find the cum shitter poster and fuck his ass bros, tired of this SHITE
>>156773361Erection intensifies as I step up to the plate
>>156773328Because batting average doesn’t matter anymore anon. OPS is much more strongly correlated with winning and it’s never going away. We will never again see a 1998 era league where the entire all star roster is hitting .315 or better. Batters focus on launch angle too much and pitchers throw too hard these days.
We gotta wring the cum shitter posters neck, he really fouled the genny up.
>>156773209If Rice at least went to the second round, the genny would've imploded after Belli winning.
>>156773209>as a third party
>>156773441to fight the cum shitter youre going to create ANOTHER cum shitter??
we gotta find this guy he’s driving me to drink!
>he shits out cumkek!
Poo andCum inAss
>>156773538KNOCK IT OFF!!
>No (good) baseball for 3 daysGonna self induce a coma for a bit. I'll see you guys on the other side
this guy belongs on the funny farm. cum shitter? that’s supposed to be a joke?
>>156773538GIVE IT A REST PAL!!
>>156773295I have doubts it'd actually work in practice, but since I despise the DH I'd like them to do the proposal where the DH is tied to the starting pitcher. Once the SP is pulled, actual baseball starts. Supposedly it'd gradually make pitchers a bit less dominant since instead unga bunga me throw 110 until arm falls off so the next unga bunga me throw 109 guy comes in, kids wouldn't be destroying their bodies and would be more Madduxian in how they play. And since they wouldn't be as good as Maddux, they'd cough up more runs just like Manfred wants (yet somehow also wants game shorter)
>mfw just felched Cum Shitter
>>156773538SONOFA…!!!
I am not asocial irl
>>156773512>>156773538>>156773556>>156773625>>156773677Yankees won all star game MVP.
>>156773698I missed the game, how did all star starter cum shitter perform?
>>156773698when?
imagine looking up in the standings to the team that played in your AAA stadium just last season. That's some real mystique I tell ya.
dave roberts is such a cocksucking bitch
>>156773727KEK
Some of you need to listen and learn. I don’t wanna see anymore cum shitter or stinkees or stankees or stankeedoo ‘em or jizz jizzum or daaaaaa jankees lose or yamkeks posting in the second half of the season. Got it?
Miggy had 2 ABs and hit the 2 farthest balls of the entire game.
>>156773761or you'll what?
Only April cums remember I’m Gay Go Yanks!!
no man complains about schizos, man. re-do that post, jizzum jazzum
>>156773698Poo Cum Ass
>>156773761Is your post a grand setup to get people to write even more of them?
What are we watching tomorrow?
since theres no baseball tomorrow, we should all go play baseball IRL insteadi am going to hit off a tee myself
>>156773930femboy porn
>>156773930>>156773953
>>156773930England-Argentina
>>156773944I play in a men's league. I have a 2.93 ERA.
>>156773930world cup
>>156773981But that’s a Belgian beer
>>156773930Jack Reacher Season 3It's more entertaining than the Tom Cruise version.
gn
TO BEAT THE CUM SHITTER, YOU GOTTA KNOCK EM OUT!
>>156774023Based frender chad
>>156773766But Bellinger won the MVP
>>156773930football if I can wake up that earlythen probably catch up on some twitch vods
>>156773930I’m going back to playing Black Ops 2 on ps5Shits been fun
>>156774057lel
>>156773930sandlot /mlb/ watch party!!
>>156773930latina milfs
>>156774143yes.fucks yes.
>>156774143Based! BASED!
>>156774143
since ohtani isn't on the IL and didn't play in the ASG, I can only conclude that he isn't an all star
Roki... enter the torpedo and restore honor to your family name.
>>156774223Ohtani transcends whatever you mere mortals consider and "all star". He's a divine being sent by the marketi-*erhgm* Baseball gods. How dare you.
>>156773930confirmation hearing for Blanche
>>156774223Only Ohtani allows us to dream
>>156774258oh look, it's the cringe vpn poster
>>156774223back in my day he allowed us to dreamnow I sleep restlessly with ghost claws digging into the inside of my skull
>>156774258I dream of bussy so that makes ohtani gay lol
>>156774263leave pvt. ramirez alone...
>>156773930I think I will listen to Castles of Steel about the naval war 1914-18>>156774256or this some
>sitting down and willingly watching a congressional hearing faggots lol
>>156774369It's important to know what Shohei's angle is, he has his fingers in all pies.
how is logan webb in the all star game? he is not that good
>>156773930battle of the falklands obviously
>>156774409he got raped his last two outings, he's good again bro
>>1567744090.71 era in the month of june
>>156773111Literally just allow less pitchers on the roster.They can't pitch as hard if they have to eat more innings.
MakingEachTeamSuperior
>>156774369
>>156771557You're mexican just pick dodgers or padres
>>156771557please just watch dodgers with us, pendejo. come on, man!
>>156774578>>156771557This but unironically. I visit Mexico a few times a year and the only hats I see down there are Dodgers/Padres. At least choose something you can chat with people about.
>>156774586I think all beans root for the doyers, pads, or stros. They would root for the Dbacks but their fanbase gets kind of whitewashed by the Phoenix suburbs
Why is there the one single game on Thursday?
>>156774630stop digging
I didn't even call before.
>>156772629MLB owners just look at the raw market size numbers. In theory, Florida is a big enough market to support two teams since every other state with 8m+ whites also have multiple teams. The market is seen as valuable enough for two teams.
Dodgers play the Yankees on Friday. That's going to be fun.
>>156774707LET'S FUCKING DO IT, YANKEESI'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW IN A REALLY GOOD WAYFAGGOT YANKEES!!
I CHIME IN, "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OFCLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?" NOIT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGSWITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITYI CHIME IN, "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OFCLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?" NOIT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGSWITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
>>156774707wait, no judge, right?
>>156774802They're imaging him this week to see if he can even start baseball activities, he probably won't be back until September if at all.
Xander to Mets in exchange for Lindor sounds extremely cruel, I would not do that just to Xander. Maybe like Bawston or Broors. Just feels mean to have him finish his life as a mets. No offense metties anons.
>>156774873That's an awful trade why on earth would Preller make it?
>>156774790I never cared for Panic At The Disco
>>156775004why not? they were only the gayest band in the scene at the time who had success
>>156775020not the guy who you're responding to, but I was more of an MSI and SoaD kind of gal
>>156775058I got into SoaD a couple years ago after growing up a hiphop kid. just their best songs thowhats msi?
>>156775117Mindless Self Indulgence, I never liked them either
>>156775117based fellow hip hop appreciating kiwi x
Time to let this passThe time it takes, the time it takes to let goTime runs through our veinsIt starts and stops and starts and stops againWe don't stand a chance in this threadbare timeThe time it takes, the time it takes to let goTime to let this passThe time it takes, the time it takes to let go
>>156775145just listened and wow I couldn't stand their songsno offence to that anon, im sure his tastes have improved (i used to like bad music too)
>How would I know. that this could be my fate!?>I sure don't mind a changehttps://youtu.be/UtO-YNBNAL4?si=qyUh6gq4PyrFcNYK
We need vocawoospie now more than ever
you know this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYsZsVhSSlk
>>156773930Im going to watch a couple episodes of Ken Burns Baseball Im up to the 50's.
>>156775492based I watched it through again a few months ago, the 50s - 70s eps are elitethe whole series is great
>>156775551is there a similar cricket kino series? I'd be more interested in getting into the sport if there was
>>156775551I really liked the 20's and 30's ep's the best so far, just cause of how it was organized baseball but still had that wild west feel to it. Also the stories of Ty Cobb were funny. Guy had no fucking chill.
>>156774568>>156774578>>156774586I dont see myself following a team from California or New York. I will go Mariners.
>>156775787Welcome, you shall henceforth be known as MarinersPaco. Have a seat next to the suicidal posters and the troon
cum shitter and a kek!
>>156775618sadly, not in terms of a broad history of the development of the game like Burns' series afaik, they tend to be about specific players or teams which doesn't make for particularly good kino if you're not familiar with any of them>>156775744yea got a lot of respect for Ty after reading more about him too, and I always enjoy hearing about John McGraw, he seemed like a tough cunt - the whole series is certified comfy kino
cum shitter and a >>156775177 kek!
uhhh kiwi anon? >>156776194
>>156776231phwoar nice cock kiwibrosave some for the rest of us haha
>>156776231>>156776309
Mine is bigger hehehehe
cum shitter
kek
>>156776647guardbros we are eating good
>>156776647Man, Dodgers still can't let their guard down against the Padres and Arizona.
>>156776647fabulous
>>156776749kek
>>156776647My berds finna eat gooooooood nahmsayin
If Campy had been an all star, the National League would've had at least 2 runs I tell you hwat
>>156776697We say Indians here, Naarmy
So is nobody going to chastise Dave Roberts for giving his own guy in Wrobleski 2 innings while every other pitcher got 1, with Miller and Duran having to split an inning?
>>156777212we dont look like that T_T
>>156777241he liked him in that spot
>>156777241It was his birthday
>>156777261>remembers the 22 'aussie' opencucked to death nation hope you're better off now that was the most embarrassing sporting tournament I can remember
>>156777706watch some state of origin before you speak on my nation champ
>is the Doyers ace>defies the stats >h-h-he's gonna regress>no>but, the science!he's the most based pitcher in baseball rn
>>156775878>>156775787Welcome aboard, here's your noose.
>>156778246none of these statements are true
>>156778300don't care, it sounded badass in my head when I posted it
>>156778246He’s definitely a hit with the ladiesA gigolo—must be nice
Metsbuddies, why are you trying to jew us?
I know they haven't invented rooves yet, but I'm surprised east coasties haven't discovered the alarm clock or waking with the dawn either.
>all-star game>27 total strikeoutsZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>156778744
>>156776647So if Milwaukee wins the division, they'll have earned it. But will they have anything left for the playoffs?And who gets to 100 losses first, Angels or Mets?
>>156778767hold on... this may hurt A LOT
>>156778767I stand by my assessment
>>156778771>But will they have anything left for the playoffs?Hard to tell, I think they grow from last year's disappointment and give whoever a run for their money>100 losses first, Angels or Mets?Angels, Mets will have small spurts where they give their fan base some glimmer of hope. Remember, they have an actually talented team. They just have zero chemistry and a ton of small issues. They will win some games just by happenstance.
>>156778870>I think they grow from last year's disappointmentYou could say that every year for the last several years.
Yankees and Yankee Stadium are overhated.
not nearly overhated enough
east coasties are still sleeping in...
gm
>>156779382there's no baseball on today, at best i'm indifferent to the morning
Actually there is baseball on!https://www.mlb.com/video/wcbc-live-japan-vs-usa-228805
>>156779410The racist memes that will come out of the England v Arg WC game today will be fun at least
>>156779410Watch soccer
>>156779489soccer watch
>>156773766How can one 6 feet 2 inch / 225 pounder have so much power? As older Gen Zers have entered the workforce, they have redefined traditional career expectations
>>156779503fuck your stupid
>>156779530fuck my stupid what?
cum shitter kek stankeedoo 'em kek
>>156779452>>156779489I guess I will be CAM ON INGERLANDing
>156779651obsessed
>>156779873reminder that avoiding a (You) is actually more of a (You) than a real (You).
>>156779672Same
>>156771387GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
>>156779672but argentina is the white country...
>>156771387why did he do it?
>>156776747why did he link up with this mid skank
got banned for roicism for making fun of baltimurder. guess my starlink terminal pulled a new ip. shartimore fanatics are soft
>>156780356And here's the windup...
>>156780399I wish I could make fun of Twins fans, but I don't think there's any here
Well the philthies really shit the bed this all star break. Complete KWAB status. Abolish the fan vote and never host it again in philthadelphia.
>>156780454kek minnesomalia
Chris Sanchez... whatever happened there
>>156780515
obsession
>>156778246That’s tom hollandaise or something
boy those philthies really stunk up the place
why you so obsessed with me??*spreads ass cheeks**diarrheas a whitewater torrent of cum*
>>156780659>boy those philthies really stunk up the placetrue
The American League won that game. Also, gm.
test
>>156781058test failed, back to the cold dark with you
>>156781093I got banned from /tv/ :(
>>156781058wb
>>156781184cheezerts…
Maria Makino, former member of Morning Musumehttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2060646082816958464/vid/avc1/1280x720/lOHFpfe22cLhtvTv.mp4?tag=14
last night was probably the worst all-star game of all time. it's never been more humiliating to be an American baybaw fan. (until next year)
>>156781986What? Anon there was a sandlot reference. Didnt you see?
>no baseball today>just divegrass and it's fucking bongland vs arJEWtinaI am suffering, my dudes.
somebody really should host a sandlot/baseball movie watch party
>>156782536we're watching it in the 'cord
Woke up and remembered how bad the all star game was last night and got sad
I feel like a Mets fan because I have to wait at a wreck yard :(
Does someone in MLB’s office read this cursed genny? This is the only place that has mentioned the sandlot in 30 years.
>>156782923If they did, where were all the cubs girls?
>>156783312They ain't welcome.
>>156782923the whole program was just designed by a bunch of gen X nostalgia slaves
Wendy Peffercorn deserved better
>>156783749the performances were millennial nostalgia about a film that is boomer nostalgia
>>156782923Sandlot is way more popular on reddit
fentanylphia doesn't deserve another all star game or world series ever.
4chan has better sandlot discussion
reddit has better 4chan discussion
ebaumsworld has better flash video discussion
>>156784446>arod
why does pca dress like that do you reckon
>>156784446LGBT Book of the Year
>>156781058TEST TEST THIS IS A TESThttps://youtu.be/j49c97mZLok
the 'lot
‘nuff said
Hey let's get on the cord have a sandlot watch party tonight? Whose with me?
the ‘lot ‘chord party was unhinged…
This and an IPA
mariners still got a lot of baseball ahead of em
I have no phone but I must dig
The Cubs girl meetup was wild last night
>>156784969Is unironically show up for this if it wasn’t on der ‘cord
>>156785193don’t.
>>156785112original vhs on a crt or you didnt watch the movie.
>>156785232I’d*
>>156785193Dial 811 before digging
the 2026 all star game killed /mlb/
>>156785699/mlb/ has been dead for a long time
IT’S UPhttps://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1uxbdly/defector_trans_girl_baseball_makes_me_a_better/
>>156785699They probably forgot to dial 811 and hit a gas line
>>156785760then what does that make /us/
>>156785760The moderators slowly killed every sport except soccer by leaving the thirdie shitposters unchecked. We got boxed into our dedicated gennys and then got ushered away
>>156785817all of my gold. take it
>can’t use a phone in your path
>>156785817Chuds flooding this thread in 3...2...1Annnnnd there is already a shithead quoting Matt Walsh lmao. Baseball will be better when all of you people are gone. Can't and won't be soon enough. Fucking chuds
>>156785896Agreed, /nfl/ sucks too
>>156785999He's going to dig into a utility line
Astros bros give it to me straight. Does unc still got it?
tets
Philly players put on an absolute show in their own stadium 0/5 4 strikeouts 0 Rbi 0 Runs 3 Runs given up
Chuds flooding this thread in 3...2...1Annnnnd there is already a shithead quoting Matt Walsh lmao. Baseball will be better when all of you people are gone.Can't and won't be soon enough. Fucking chuds
>>156786363philthies KEK
>>156785817More adults playing pickup baseball is good.
>>156786363How did the other teams do and which team did best?
>>156786771>which team did best?Yankees
>>156785817is trans league code for cp or something?
Let the troons play. If you find one who can hit dingers then dress it up as a person and send it to the Bronx.
>>156787041As a cubs girl, I don't support these leagues. Trans girls give me the ick
Whoa cool thread! Let me tell my chud baseball pals.
>>156786771juan soto got 33% of the national league's hits
Lot chads eatin
>>156782923the sandlot MINDFUCKED bull durham
>>156787441um so did PCA
>>156787640Bull Durham is way better and more comfy (for a grown up)
>>156787601>watching the non-extended versions >ever disgusting
>>156786771Marlins kept their honor, can’t say the same for the rest of the NL
>>156787887There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in.
>>156785760this whole board mysteriously got significantly worse seemingly overnight when they removed the IP counter. threads got much slower, people just seemed to disappear. i kept hearing it was because they were going to use bots to make the site seem more active but everything just got slower. sports viewership is way up in the US but this board is still dying because people are going elsewhere to talk about it.
did we learn nothing during pride month?
>>156788043>people are going elsewhere to talk about it.reddit has better baseball discussion
Why do trans "women" play baseball instead of softball?
>>156788195I thought they couldn't get base anymore? Just soft
This place died when spammy and erg left us
>>156788195baseball is for girls too, chud. get with the times
>>156787281I'm a Cubs girl and I play in that league...
>>156788333ERG was the terminator and houspie was T-1000Cubspie was sarah connor
Hi guys I'm really looking forward to all the baseball games happening today please let me know which one you are the most excited for
>>156788439I was the black girlboss terminator from terminator 3
>fernando tested positive jr.
>>156788043they've made it too difficult to post, especially after the hack
>>156786771Randy hit .500
>>156788650we're watching the 'lot on the 'cord
stay away from downed power 'cords
*digs around downed power lines without calling 811*
i still can't believe flew out to left and started signaling that it was a home run. you can't pay for this kind of entertainmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZIDRiIzW8
Let’s not joke about safety, guys.
*clap clap**clap clap clap* *clap clap clap clap* ENGLAND
I would be stupid not to buy this right?
>>156790136haven't bought cards in like three decades, but i'd buy it just for being at the event
>>156790136Looks cool, buy it.
mick jagger is looking rough bros
I have never and will never watch a soccer game
ICGFAP
>>156786363OUCH getting walked off while booing Walker in the derby was bad enough. That is just brutal.
philthies kek
>>156793002He's in his 80's and did cocaine for at least 70 years.
>NL All Stars>nobody from the offense of the team that's scored the most runs(Pirates)>nobody from the team with the best pitching stats(Brewers)>lose 4-0 and only get 3 hitsgee who could've seen that coming
>>156796372half the team was made up of Doyers and Dave Roberts still couldn't manage them out of a paper bag
former NL Cy Young hopeful Chris Sanchez threw the game in the 1st inning and his fellow philthies clogged up all the at bats with Ks. Sad. Even bad clubs like the stinkees performed well and that was with all of the inbred philthies fanatics booing them the whole time
>>156796969He should have shattered the backboard to even out the weight distribution.
>>156796969and the yanks scored all the runs, which tells us that the Yanks really won 2024 and they should transfer the world series title over to them
Does Mune always dress and act like this, or is this what Chicago did to him?
>>156798174untrustworthy phenotype. stay away, girls
>>156797758>stankeedoos actually believe this
>ground ball single is good enough for the MVP
>>156798744Nobody else got more RBIs
>>156796969did he died?
>>156798744You, the viewer, were the real MVP for choosing to spend your time watching the game!
>>156798744Cease should have won TBHF
anAL fags won their world series last night
Shitter should have pitched, now they’re gonna have the replace the bench in the visiting dugout where he sat.
>>156800147why is that?
>American """League""" fanatics will look at these ASG standings and claim season victory after one beer league game
if Jomboy is talking about it, that must mean it's baseball related, right?
>>156799178yeah
UH OH STINKY
>>156800580cause of all the cum
>>156801540shit as well
>>156801540>>156801708why does he shit cum?
>>156800618>muh .505 record is better than your .495 recordoof, doyer fags really don't take losing well...
>>156801962he has to get it back out some how.. rice and judge are relentless
>>156802299>having the worse head to head after half the season's games is actually a good thing, chud
>>156802477see >>156802299>oof, doyer fags really don't take losing well..
>>156803042See >>156802477
>reigning back to back champs>best record in baseball headed into the ASG>losing>mfw
>>156798744dalton rushing won two games like that bottom 9th
England is winning btw, for those of you who don't follow European football
didn't ask don't care soccer 'cord is that way ---> anyone who subsequently claims 'i care' or similar troonspeak is lying. cya
>he's watching the world cup instead of the sandlot and/or random baseball videos on youtubeoof madone I shiggy diggy
The only /mlb/ sanctioned non-baseball media is 90s kinos.
I'm so glad I don't watch soccer and thus don't have to share /my/ home genny with a bunch of thirdies
me personally i just finished my 2027 season in rtts so
>>156804403based
>>156804403what about the godfather?
I don't watch soccer. what is that sign with the numbers that the guy on the sideline is holding?
>>156805941good kitty
>>156806223numbers of outs
>>156805941pre-90s kinos will be handled on a case-by-case basis before the arbitration judge (me). In this case, it is sanctioned.
white bros....
Trump wonNetanyahu wonArgentina won
NO WAY! MIGUEL ROJAS. THE GUY HADN'T HAD A HIT IN A MONTH!!!
>That was just a random ass cat that hopped on his lap during filmingKINO
>>156809434And, by extension, /mlb/ won. Yahweh is good, brothers and "sisters".
>>156808945>england>white
INGERLAND HAS FALLEN
Why are leafjeets so gay and cringe and everything they do
>>156810769based
I don't know ball and I goon a lot
don't let the world cup distract from the fact that astros fleeced the brewers into taking lance mccullers
why did the english stop trying to score? it seems like they were spending most of their time defending after they scored.
also cum shitter
>>156813135It's called 'parking the bus' and it always results in a loss like playing 'prevent' defense in the 3rd quarter of a football game with a 2 score lead.
>>156812876the perfect /mlb/ poster
>>156813558why do they call it prevent?
>>156804403Elden Ring is /mlb/-core
>>156813558europoor ball is fucking stupid
/mlb/ is an outer wilds genny
When I'm not on /mlb/, you can catch me at the barcade drinking an IPA
When I'm not on /mlb/, you can catch me at the barcade scarfing down the fries
It's time for din din
When I'm not on /mlb/, you can catch me at the 'dome watching my Jays
we need baseball now more than ever
>>156815411At the barcade?
>>156815688At the kavabarcade
>>156815209for me, it's truffle fries and a smashburger with a hoppy IPA at the 'cade
for me it's loaded tots
this is everything, and I'm here for it
>>156816320Go mariners
>>156815427Is Barger dead
>>156815427they look like a couple of homos
>blink and its page 8 already
I feel like England would be good at baseball if they tried it and took it seriously
>>156818143Whatever happened to Harry Ford?
lgtss>mest
>>156818592she looks more like rosie red than mrs. met
>>156818533Who?Harry Wright?https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wrighha01.shtml
>>156819278
>>156815427there's something zesty about this photo
>>156818143they already have a 50-50 player
>>156820116I’m talking born and bred Anglo Saxon
>>156817755Thirdies think the catalog is the thread
THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD IT IN THE BAG
>>156821223KEK
>>156820655the guy I posted is quintessentially british
I could use a goggsuggin'!
How far did brits even make it in WBCs?
>>156822186The managed to avoid being relegated to qualifiers twice
>>156818143They can barely win their own bat & ball game without a ridiculous asspull
>>156821772He talks a big game with nothing to show for it so you’re actually right
I'm going to beat the shit out of the next Cubs girl that posts here
hey
>>156824273*beats you*
>>156818143meant australia
there's no sports on
>Venezuela wins WBC>Argentina will win WC againhow are hispanic chads so good at sports?
>>156824162I'm a cubs... boy!
>>156824895You're coming with me
>>156815427It always astounds me how normal looking baseball players are.
>>156815427why have they got so many sofas in their house
>>156824895Sit down, boy!
>>156825193It's a furniture store. There's tags on them
>>156825532wut
kek o?
>>156825621They don't have furniture stores in Australia?
>>156826030Australia shares one sofa throughout the entire nation.
>kids riding bikes around in the outfield while a recording of Ray Charles playsI cringed hard
>>156813717It prevents the game from being entertaining
>>156821163Idk why but I found this very funny
>>156825924shut up.
>>156826338My bad
>tfw they’re filtered by Brother Ray
>>156826355How about you buzz off, ok?
>>156826423okay...OKAY!!!
>>156826423that was unnecessary
>check soccer threads >argies won >still seething about the Falklands meme country
>>156826423Make me
>off season vibes after a single day of no gamesall we need is a frozen stove post now
why do my GF's farts smell so much better than mine?
>>156827413Except we had a trade today.
>>156826180I thought that too while watching it, but reddit was also saying it was cringe so I've changed my mind and now I think it was based
nu?
>>156827516Probably because she isn’t eating enough fiber and protein.
>>156827710
>throws a combined no hitter>is otherwise completely irrelevant and an even worse bust than Roki (a literal bargain bin japanoid fireballer) while being ~7x as expensive. imagine
>>156827745yeah youre right. theres nothing to talk aboutlet mlb die peacefully (rip)
>>156827847See you guys on Friday
>>156828037
/nu/>>156828066>>156828066>>156828066
>three (3) nusjesus christ fellas
