Laffs Edition>>156766688
From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.#removegary
Anime
I'm not really a fan of Gary
>>156820853Cope Gary is elite
I regret bandwagoning divegrass. No other sport has the same kind of crazy outcomes that /hoc/ does
>laffs
golden knights
>>156820920You will apologize to Gary
yzerplan status?
>>156821002Apologize for not being more antisemitic
>>156820858
>>156821046
>>156821221
steve yzerman completely destroyed his legacy in detroit.
I love Gary so much bros. It pains me when people attack him
I hate Gary so much bros. It makes me erect when people attack him
>>156820807
>israeli bots attacking Gary again
>interns defending Gary again
stop masturbating
>>156821360I'm really worried the same thing is going to happen to my Sedins in Vancouver.
>>156821434How’s the internship going?
>>156821781i will if you send kippers to tug it for me
>>156821655Doesn’t make any sense
>>156821781I wish I could practice nofap but I need it to sleep
>>156821781No
If we nuke canacuck, would that slow down the smoke any?
How do you guys feel about the home openers?
>>156822227Pervert >:(
>page 6
/hoc/ is invincible
>>156822821This
ivar update: he doesnt like heavy metal, he likes house music, and he thinks keaton verhoeff is a super fun guy
>>156822468Jokerit making their grand comeback in Vaasa is a bit lacklustre
bud1
>>156822468My team is scheduled for open night :)
>>156823059Do you watch the Finnish league? Does the average fin watch it?
>>156823269Mine was supposed to but I guess Gary had different ideas.
>>156822972does björck like heavy metal?
>>156823059Go Ilves!
>>156822972but is he going to apply ketchup
>>156822468is this regular season
Was there any Flames news that I missed during the WC spam?
>>156822972How come none of the Scandinavian hockey players are metal heads?
>>156823315Can't say I watch it enthusiastically at least. I check standings on teletext mostly. Hasn't helped interest that Jokerit, one of the biggest teams whether you hate or like them, did their little KHL adventure. Overall I feel that interest in it has diminished from what it was ~20 years ago.
>>156823534What does it look like
>>156822468We're all going to watch Columbus-Buffalo and Calgary-Seattle
>>156823624imagine how dominant we would be if all the metalheads would turn their autism towards hockjey
why did he do it?
smells like flames outside
>>156823711If only
>>156823569Flames are still elite. The dynasty is beginning
never forget
>>156824141lol
bjork :)
Lmao at Shannon going on holiday just as Yzerman got fired
>>156824141He promised bros...
>>156824141The coyotes went to bed like my dog went to sleep when I was a kid
>>156824306Don’t worry we got another numale to take his placehttps://youtu.be/qsS0TjBBcrg?
>>156824427https://youtu.be/qsS0TjBBcrg?si=4vTQc2h5zq71XpCb
>>156824261koivu (finnish word for björk)
I'm Muslim am I allowed to watch hockeyI like it a lot because it's fast paced but each goal still has a lot of weight to it and it feels like the most insane storylines happen out of nowhere. TBL getting gaped after the best regular season ever is still the funniest thing I've ever seen /sp/-wise in the last decade
>>156824734hockey is for White Anglo-Saxon Protestants
>>156824387i wonder what those sad yotes podcasters are up to now KWAB
>>156824734No, fuck you
>>156822972What’s your favorite heavy metal?
>>156824815i think north-germanic and mongolian lutherans have played good hockey too (sweden and finland in case it wasn't clear)
>>156824880Hanging out with the Calgary radio jockeys
>>156824141
hoc more like stinky poo poo lol
>>156824734Yes since /hoc/ stands with Palestine :)
>>156825466I don’t
>>156825466less standing with palestine than it is standing against israeli tricks
>>156824734As long as you don't support any Floridian team, Floridian person, or the Laffs, you are welcome in /hoc/.
you fools! becoming a senior advisor was ALWAYS apart of the plan. always.
>>156822254how about stop burning oil ya dumb hick
>>156825690I want to be a senior advisor!
>>156825690lol
I wish Gary was my advisor
>>156825767Congratulations! You are now the senior advisor of the /hoc/ summer cabin lavatory operations.
>>156825546Excellent post, Miska
if kane goes back to chicago, bedard is going to flip out because kane was his favourite player growing up
>>156825742No, fuck off.
>>156826062>MiskaKinda rude especially in this day and age (it's the russian form of mikael)
My phones been charging at 99% for like an hour now
>>156822468zzz boo who cares, the REAL home opener (marlies vs hammers) is what /hoc/ cares about
>>156826234Oh not really the russian form of it but a familiar calling name, like sasha for alexander
>>156826234I’m sorry. I’ll never use that name again
>>156826270I had my kindle in my pocket all day and it lost my place + fucked with the font size like always
I wanna get into Hockey and the NHL...There's already a local team near me I can support But I don't have any NHL allegiance because I couldn't watch games here before apart from via illegal streams on Indian websitesBut from now on they're showing it on TV here, so who should I pick to back?
>>156826500that was one of the better episodes iirc
>>156826563les canadiens des montréal
>>156826511You just need to be careful. More chance of success on Latvian flags (but also a chance of more animous backlash).
>>156826563The Toronto maple leafs haven’t won the cup (our championship) since 1967 so you may fight right in with them.
>>156826685SIX SEVEN
>>156826563We Finns usually start with following some Finnish player and some may stick with the team he played for but I don't think there are any English players in the league now.
>>156826638>>156826685Yeah top 3 choices were: >Leafs They're Canadian, long history, need a comeback, there's a Tim Hortons in my city now too>SeattleA new team to get behind, but they're not Mormons like Utah>Anaheim I just think the Duck logo looks neat
>>156826563Watch some games in the fall and choose a team you like. Sharks and Habs have a lot of promise
>>156826563>>156826893The penguins
no clue what the solution is for the wings moving forward and i do not envy yzerman's successor one bit. team captain and best forward wants out with 5 yrs left, the team has been stuck in the mushy middle with no apparent elite prospects coming forward, and the entire team just feels so blah and has felt that way for a few years now. they aren't nearly good enough to compete in the atlantic where you can't fluke your way into the playoffsi guess the only real solution is an aggressive re-tool around seider and raymond (23 and 24 yrs) where you get rid of copp, compher, ben chiarot, etc but that's a tough pill to swallow if you're a young player. they just spent the last 3-5 yrs being extremely mid and now they probably take a step back, probably more than that if larkin is traded. whoever makes the call on larkin could add or subtract years off a time to contention for detroit.god help red wings fans, if the next guy fucks up the larkin situation and sets them back a few years...seider is ufa in 5 yrs - maybe he decides he's not going to stick around
>>156826796There's a local team near me I already follow, Nottingham Panthers, but almost of their players are Americans and Canadians who failed to make it into the NHL
>>156826893the leafs have a potentially bright future ahead of them because of them winning the draft lottery
The new york rangers are probably more protestant and racist than the glasgow rangers
for me it's the Long Island Bud1s, based in NYC
>>156827062wym? an oppressed palestinian man like jt miller would never let the team he captains be bigoted
>>156826860jims not gonna like this
>>156826563My islanders
>>156826893>Leafseveryone hates them. the liverpool of the nhl (or man utd)>Seattleyou will be bored to tears watching a team that plays boring hockey and whos current roster and management is lost and aimless, not good enough to compete but not shitty enough or popular enough to get rewarded with good draft picks. a team destined for mediocrity>Anaheimyou cling onto a cup win 20 years ago because your current rebuild has failed, the highest peak being beating edmonton in the first round of the playoffs only to lose half your roster in free agency and the worst contract in the league at 18 mil aav
>>156827128how did he escape gaza?
>>156826975World championships are in may, GB (only one ice hockey association for you lot I guess) has been in the top division of world championships in 2024 and 2026 but you're kinda stuck in the promotion-relegation limbo as of now. But your fans seem nice from the TV footage.
76 days until opening night
has dominick commented on his crushed loss to samir yet?
>>156827342Gaza is west Palestine he’s from east Palestine
>>156827342he cut a deal with gary
>>15682743780 days until /hoc/‘s team the penguins home opener
>>156827437only 46 for the liiga opener. I trust people will be watching since this is /hoc/ and not /nhl/ after all
>weird What's so weird about Rod showing off his Bod while lifting the Cup, Gary?
>>156827437After this month of soccer I cannot wait to watch a real sport.
bedard when kane signs in chi for next season
>>156827839Why would he want Evander Kane has a teammate?
It's out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNY0XzvLD4
BREAKING: friedman has a weird neck beard
>>156828132
>>156827747I probably won’t
>>156828677checked
>>156828788oh gary..
>>156828802Wow
>>156828802damn, aho was a steal at 35
>>156828802scouts should start going to russia more. i bet theres some undrafted 23 year old in kolkomskoyedorsk whos a future 90 point winger in the nhl
>>156828802350 of hanifin's points were by mistake
>>156826104Shame, he should try to complete the O6 circuit
>>156828802Sure glad the Oilers listened to the WHL team and traded #16 for Griffin Reinhart
>>156829088Are there any russian prospects anymore? I thought they were all dying in the war
>>156829614I think the current generation of Russians will be the last who produce a sizable amount of good players since many of the next generations Ovechkins have been killed in the war via their fathers getting fpv drone'd in the mud
>>156829717That’s very sad
>>156829717the flying finns rose from a civil war torn agrarian society you never know. well häkkinen didn't from a war-torn but still from the humble vantaa suburt of martinlaakso
>saar, mcdavid saar!>florida just edging out edmonton in game 7 for the largest territory >montreal is europe's team and boston is africa's>that sharks/kings/ducks kino in the south pacificKino
>>156830153>islels and >rags with fewer than a 1000th of a percentage
someone tell the flames to stop heating up all this smoke is making it hard to breathe
>>156829717Hockey is increasingly a rich kid's sport all over the world. The kinds of young men being sent to the meat grinder over there weren't from that background to begin with. Russia's been in gradual decline for producing top hockey players even before the war due to it becoming too expensive for regular kids. I've heard the it's far more kids there going into soccer (and lesser extent basketball and bandy) because unless they're oligarch spawn it's too expensive for the thousands in equipment, ice time and skill academies.
>>156830180Does anyone like the new format
>>156830535had me until bandy
>>156830571Getting what loose
>>156830535True, very true. I guess at the very least all those poor kids who might have overcome the financial barrier can be count out for Russia now
>>156830571oh man that missed high 5 is killing me
>>156830571his '24 roster would rape /hoc/'s favorite teamFACTS
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>>156830153
>>156830535thats been happening for at least 10 years already...
buo
what's a bud?
>>156830803More like the last 30 but it's been way worse in the last 5
>>156830842something that 1s
>>156830613I've heard more players for bandy than hockey in sweden and russia (and nearly the same in finland.) World championship's Sweden and Russia every year. Young man I worked with from Novosibirsk said nobody played hockey growing up, just bandy (which they call "Russian Hockey", the NHL style is "Canadian Hockey"). It's lower equipiment costs, no contact, they just play it on a flooded soccer field and 20+ kids can play at a time, so far less expensive, more casual, less injury risk.
>>156830842The governor
>>156830846you can look up drafts from 10+ years ago and the tops players are the children of former pro athletes. its not an increasing trend, its been the norm for at least a generation now.
>>156830956something about being a former professional athlete gives you unique insight into practice and training for said sport
>>156830956first pick in mlb draft is the son of a player and scout
>>156830956That's just genetics and natural selection at work. It would be weird if the children of former pros weren't more common in the draft
bud did not 1
>>156831120source?
>>156831120He did I was there
weed highzerman
>>156830956It's just not that, there's always some kind of weird nepotism roots. Like Larkin's grandfather was a gold medal track star or some shit
>>156831327turns out he was fuckin cheeched on all the phone calls and deal signings
How does the recent news shake up the number 19 debate?
>>156831405It's settled but in 15 years the 91 debate between Stamkos and Tavares will be raging
>>156831405trottier>>156831488fedorov
>>156831488
>>156831522Would get heemed by Burnaby Joe
>>156831488Tavares hasn’t won shit
>>156831602Sakic wouldn't handle the bantshttps://youtu.be/p3OexsI-KjA?si=O6-Ikp0ZDluJG0Ol
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>>156831624Yes
>>156831667>get off your balls you fuckin tit-fucker!
best 22: daniel sedinbest 33: henrik sedinbest 44: todd bertuzzi best 55: ed jovanovski
best 1: bud
>players stop wearing numbers in the 90s because all the boomers have retiredgrim
>>1568318482: true
>>15683190191 was popular because 19 was taken and 19 was popular because 9 was retired/taken
best 99?
>>1568319692 close 2 call
>>156831969Wilf of course
>>156831629When the leafs win in 2037 they are going to luongo him onto the cup
>>156831629he has a gold medal
>>156831848wild fans
any word on hughes signing?
I could heem Kenny Omega
i was on twitter earlier and an interview with hikaru shida came up and she's fucking huge now. i thought it was shooped but it was posted by the tranny fed's official twitter KWAFB
>>156832214no but both brothers are sitting behind alyssa liu at the 2026 ESPYS
>>156832325
>>156832214Such is a worthy punishment of those who have premarital sex
>>156832408just to think if i was born rich and also was 6'5" not fat and not retarded i could be plowing her right now and /hoc/ could look at me and go "hey i know that guy plowing alysa liu, he's the most based and least retarded person in /hoc/ and my friend"but alas the world isn't fair
>>156832408Imagine burying a creampie deep in her asshole and then making her eat it after she pushes it out onto her face (she's laying against the couch with her ass above her head)
team usa has hit the red carpetneed it or keep it?
>>156832548I dislike that they’re wearing sneakers
edge looks so fucking old
>>156832548big cock brock is looking very mr. fantastic-like tonight
>>156832519cope you're my friend
>>156832548you won't believe it but that man to the right of hellebuyck is actually only 25 years old
>>156832548Chuds. Toss em
>>156832533What's your team?
>>156832548>tan suitlol
for me it's maradona
Tate Mcrae and Flames hockey <3
>>156832548these boys deserve the famethe better team won
more like tate mcgay kek!
>>156833207She is famous mostly for being heterosexual iirc
>>156833111For me it's Rajmonda Spahiu of team Albania
>>156833247>liking men>not gaykwab
>>156833207I wonder if she's still dating Jack Hughes
Manifesting Celibrini getting Johnny Hockey’d
>>156833247same
>>156833515traded to columbus?
>>156833515/hoc/ will assume ownership of his gf
>>156833586>ella power topp
>>156833586ex-gf you mean
remember when zednik almost died. that was crazy.
Sharks are building a JUGGERNAUT (haven’t made the playoffs in about a decade)
>>156833586she's already a hockey player, so
>>156833515It would be Matthew and Brady this time, in a limo, princess diana style, checkem
>>156833586he likes girls too? had no idea he was bi
>>156833586me on the left
>>156833762other teams have already tried hitting him with a bus, but he was too powerful.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
shannon on broadwayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL47fhr-NbY
>>156833998damn how does he afford that shit
zegras got 9 billions
>>156809026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFAVHn3J5A
>>156834166Zegras won girlies won fujos won
>>156834196>9 milion bucks for zegrasI dont like this sport anymore
>>156834196>9m for this
>>156834214That's a steal for a player who was on the cover of an EA NHL game.
>>156834196KWAB
>>156834196How is Leo Carlson worth twice this?
>>156833998>sugns
i have owned super smash brothers ultimate for 6 years and still don't have the full roster unlocked because i'm shit at the game and never play it. maybe i'll login and unlock some.
>>156833998>shannon gets a fee trip to nyc from fanatics
>>156834278Wow that sucks I still dont have all the characters unlocked in slime racers 3
>>156834183KWAB
>>156834302he does it for 15% off all fanatics apparel
google thinks /hoc/ is the history of civilization thread...
>>156833998I thought this retard was an elbows up homo. Why is he travelling to the states.
>>156834473$$$
>>156834196if facebook comments say it's good then it's good
>>156834320there's a bunch of characters and skins in mario kart world i have to unlock too kwab
Huomenta but the opposite
>>156833972darnell approves :thumbsup:
>>156834473He has a meeting with Gary at the NHL head office.
>>156834473>elbows up homo>entire net worth depends on jewtube??
>>156834782CBC should replace HNIC with the hockey guy
>>156834812Shannon is already the HNIC
bud wonburrito wontrb lost
>>156835017Truth Nuke
>>156835017what about jamiroquai
>>156835211dude was too gay for prime winona kwab
Gonna buy Bayonetta for 8 bucks, but not play it doe a few days. I thought that game was gay but apparently it's all sex'd
>>156835304i just fought her in smash
>>156835328Based we're in synch tonight
just back from the fortress I think I might have the marner parasite
>>156835256>dude was too gayt. trb's superior when he was asked why trb wouldn't get promoted
I am going to Montreal in early october. I will be with my wife but also some of her friends.What should I do with her for a few days before they join us and then what should I do on my own?
>>156835383we don't call those that here now but the golden knights will part of the season opening knight on the espn triple header against the shitcongo black hawks
>>156835409go watch the habs
>>156835409Whores
>>156834196but where are the goals?
>>156835378based. i'm finna play some star fox soon i bought that overpriced remake :)
>>156835540Do the french whores have hariy pusseys
>>156835537will they play a back to back on oct 7th?
>>156835643oui
>>156835623I'm going to play the new Easy Red 2 DLC in a bit
>page six
>>156836279wow, i didn't realize flameschuds were this butthurt over the sharks now
>>156836279Grim
>>156836279
>>156836443not as grim as being a 47 year old who lost to bud
>>156834229>>156834196>*gets swept*
well i am chillin playin vidya and put on gayew dynamite and it's unwatchable trash maybe i'll check in in another seven years
>>156835470sorry bro marner lost it all, you got dominated by randy in the scf and embarrassed on home ice, and now the rusty peons are out-milly'd by the canesso actually we DO call marners marners here
>>156836813oh damn that reminds me the new Canadian promotion called Maple Leaf Pro Wrestling is debuting on TSN in 20 minutes. It's only an hour long. I think it airs on MYAEW app but nobody subscribing that shit kwab
what goes on at a fanaticsfest
friedman's my favorite jew
>>156837089it's just like the Olympic Village, just tons and tons of sex
>>156837089Can’t be anything good
>>156837089he's gonna stand in line for six hours to meet liv morgan
>>156837089exotics
>>156836548I'm not gay at all but I would wash Bedard's entire body with my tongue only
will the stars compete next season?
>>156837453
Watching Maple Leaf pro bros. Don Callis and Mauro Ranallo in the ring to kick things off
The ring announcer is hot. Wearing high heels and short skirt.
>>156837610show us an example
This shit is awesome
Wrestlefags begone
Ducks bros... The future doesn't seem so exciting...
>>156837682Im watching it on the boob tube bro
>>156837724Nope we're fucked. Should have let Leo walk.
>>156837724KWAB
>>156837724Mean while Zegras is getting half of that
>>156837682Kek I rewound the pvr just for you bro
>>156837834based
>>156837834thanks brother
espys fit
>>156838052I want to smell that woman
new pickup line: "hey does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
My penguins ):
playoff teams only
>>156838276i dont like how you do the smiley face the wrong way and it makes me want to kick your ass and fuck your mom i live in Westmoreland County post your address
Shannon is a girls name. He should probably blame his parents for all his depression and for being bullied and for being short
These women in MLP are hot
Ah fuck I just realized Maple Leaf Pro has the same acronym as My Little Pony. Fuck that ruins it all.
>>156838434post pictures of these hot sluts
>>156838464
so when are they playing
>>156838361So do I (:
god you boomers are boring as shit
>>156838681I don’t see you spicing things up
>>156838681Put on Maple Leaf Pro bro
>>156838863Fucking Rhyno came out to beat this jeet up, he looks the same as he did 20 years ago he owns a marino in michagan
everybody in /hoc/ rn is being cute
I love being a cute girl
>>156839108and your welcome here :) hockey is for everyone
>>156839108ever considered being an Ottawa fan
lmao the jeet that knocked out Jack Swagger in the slapping contest was in the documentary on the OVW minor league wrestling company. It was on Netflix or prime
>>156838052bimbo
>>156839273Bimbos are the future
which team is most firmly entrenched in no man's land?
>>156839479Detroir!!!
celebini should sign for a trillion
you can tell if someone is White when they say the Lord's Prayer with we forgive our debts and we forgive our debtors
>>156839612i was raised to say "and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us" which is some landlord-ass tier lords prayer lookin-ass
>>156839612>nivslop
pidser and beer :)
bud and 1 :)
Gary should do like Survivor and buy an island in the south Pacific and make it purely devoted to hockey. The playoffs and the allstar game will be held on the island
>>156839612you can also tell if they are based on their skin colour
>>156839773I'm already trying to grow the sport here but it's very expensive desu
>>156839766very common combo but it just never fails
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/steve-yzerman-out-as-red-wings-gm-transitions-to-advisory-role/kek what amusing banter
>>156839866>izerman is a troon lol
Watch the red wings win a bunch of cups now that yzerman is out. Happened in Tampa after he built that team.
>>156839773Yeah New Zealand
>>156839666thats catholic I'm afraid
>>156839773>tfw don't have the /hoc/island image on this computer
>>156839773Gary had an island in the Caribbean and look at how that turned out…
>>156820920>.t gary
>>156839966interesting given that i was raised protestant kwab
>>156821110I said I would watch this but never did and never will
