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How is Messi (1,70) stronger than Kane (1,88)?
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>>156821683
he's got that dog in him
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manlet is shorter has a lower center of mass giving him more stability to dribble
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>>156821813
/thread
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>>156821683
Argies are used to rough play, Bongs are dive merchants and pussies scared of physical contact.
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Lower center of gravity. It's why Iberians have the ideal height for this sport
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>>156821683
kane is dysgenic
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>>156821683
Chad
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Being tall makes it a lot easier to trip over
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>>156821683
weakest manlet vs strrongest lanklet
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>>156821683
We play hard, and work less than hard.
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>>156821683
HGH
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>>156821813
Yes some situations favor manlets
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>>156821683
HGH
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>>156821683
HGH bones
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Because being stronger is muscles, mind and control of your body, mentality too.
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>>156821683
Dumb Chilean
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Messi is an old, tiny man, but every time he got the ball, England showed fear
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>>156821683
Lanklets are frail. Height is only good for attracting impressionable women and playing basketball
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>>156822138
This is it. He's allowed to take it because his doctor said he needs it.
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>>156821683
Messi is crazy strong due the hormone treatment, he shouldn't have been allowed to play football
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HGH + no doping tests (world cup held in goyimerica)
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>>156822397
Puto
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Remember that Messi is 39 and Gordon is one of the (if not the) fastest player in this WC
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>>156822287
nah, we can body you to the other side of the pitch but pissy is protected
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kane?
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>>156822511
I think it's some pro wrestler from the 90s
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>>156821683
He's the result of a human experiment, created to end the ngubu meta.
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>>156821683
hes literally roided
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>>156822835
idk he doesn't have the Neymar face
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>>156821813
THIS
Short players have more dribbling capacity
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>>156821683
40 years old btw
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>>156821683
lower center of mass
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>>156821683
The diving just never stops with argies.
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>>156821683
In a game where you can only use your lower body the guy with the lower center of gravity have the advantage.
In a real fight, Kane would have the reach and strength to strike or wrestle Messi down.
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>>156821683
Kane was doing his usual shit of making contact with someone, falling over, and then making a pained face, because he's a cheating, spastic voiced cunt.
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Unironically this is a case of being mental and willpower diffed. Tall niggas are used to having everything go their way from getting glazed by women to being told they’re desirable and better by society.
Manlets, on the other hand, are bullied into submission and told they’re worthless and should kill themselves from the day they were born. Openly dunking on manlets is one of the few socially condoned double standards besides dunking on Indians.
Imagine being a 6’+ dude on defense. You barely see Messi because he’s a head shorter than you. You wonder why he’s still trying to get past you. All of your life, you’ve walked past people on the streets who’ll get out your way or let you push them aside. You’re used to getting your way because that’s all you’ve known. You get women, you win physical altercations, you win the respect of strangers with ease.
Then there’s this fucking manlet. He’s gone through several lifetimes of hardship, challenges, and constant demoralization from not only strangers across the globe but his own neighbors who hate him just because he’s short. If he’s made it this far, he’s used to the jeering. He’s used to the ridicule. He’s used to the pressure.
But, most of all, he has drive. He wants to win and he’ll fight down to his nails and teeth to get it. That’s how he’s done it since day one, and that’s how’s still doing it decades later. That’s all he knows- he has to claw his way to victory because nothing- not women, not respect, and especially not a victory, has ever come his way without fighting for it.
When tall niggas like Harry Kane see Messi dueling them, they’re flabbergasted. Why this manlet isn’t immediately getting overpowered by their sheer size difference and yielding the ball. It’s in that 1/1000 of a second of cognitive dissonance that Messi takes advantage of to make his goals or goal-scoring assists.
Messi has half their physicality but twice their willpower and drive to win.
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>>156821683
he's used to people attacking like that for a decade
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>>156821683
hGH
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autism strenght
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the meme Messi is Soldier Boy is real
>took 6 guys to stop him
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>>156821683
decades of HGH abuse
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nice assist ngl Messi still got it
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>>156821683
Kane was clearly trying to dive but then he realized Messi was a full 18 centimeters shorter midway through.
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>>156826143
I hate how people praise fake "assists" like that. it's just a fucking cross in a sea of players, lautaro gets all the credit for intercepting that ball
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>>156826217
>Kane was clearly trying to dive
That's all what this nigger is capable of doing.
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>>156821683
Kane is a fraud
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Leftism KWABBED the English.
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>>156826252
it was a perfect cross for manlet martinez to header
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>>156826143
where's the first assist?
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>>156821683
real answer: Kane swung his leg and kicked him, and expected him to fall and appeal for a foul, and usually the defender falls down too to try to garner sympathy and not get a yellow card, but Messi decided not to take a flop and keep going, leaving the defender to fall alone like a doofus. After Messi passed it, he immediately did a tumble routine upon the next contact. It's cute how much of a soccer field is a stage for actors.
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>>156821813
this is why yamal can't play anymore
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>>156821683
just dropped kane having the season of his life.
GOAT shit.
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>>156821942
>>156822998
I don't think that's the case, guys. Ronaldinho is 1,82m / 6" and Ronaldo Nazário is 1,80m / 5'11", and they were excellent dribblers. Cristiano is 6'2" / 1,87m and in his younger days was a great dribbler too. It's something more than height and center of gravity. We see numerous short players that just get tossed around and bullied by taller players.
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>>156821813
Maybe Kane shouldn't be wasting time in the middle of the field like he usually does and let someone else take on that job.
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>lanket coping at manGODS thread
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>>156821683
Italian BBC genetics
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>>156826252
Assisting properly is a skill. I see players tossing the ball horribly trying to do what Messi did there and they always miss the height and the place. You have to think who you are assisting and aim properly. 90% of the time they fail at doing either or both. If everyone is so bad at it then it's a skill worth to be praised.
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>>156821683
messi has testosterone in his water where as kane plays with dolls
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>>156826143
The cross that ended with a Mac Allister header hitting the post was just as good
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>surround the ref while keeping the rivals away from him
I've seen this tactic before. Argentina will 100% win against Spain.
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>>156827739
Ronaldo was a dribbler before bulking up after his first real Madrid season
He just gained weight
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Manlet rage
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>>156827739
Its probably >>156827429
. But when I played soccer as a kid it was pretty easy to knock taller players over since their leg would be sticking out, shifting their center of gravity either back or forwards.
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>Messi 1.70
>this is considered a manlet

UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH chat? i'm 175 and i'm not a manlet
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>>156827429
Messi tossed Kane since Kane wasn't expecting him to not fold, dribbled past the other guy and the next guy was getting manhandled too so they just hooked his leg while he was running to not get completely embarrassed

That's the real answer
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>>156828163
don't worry you are just average
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>>156821683
Those who bless Israel will be blessed.
Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
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>>156821683
It's all the HGH Barça pumped into his body. This manlet would be no one without the money Barcelona spent on him. Argentina owes us for this turbo manlet.
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>>156826252
You haven't played football then.
A good assist, much more when it's a height depending one (corners,etc), is much harder to do than an average goal.
It's an accuracy and football IQ skill only meant for the best ones. Everybody can score, but very few can assist so easy and make it so effortless
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>>156828575
How come it failed to give him a lower jaw?
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>>156827123
The British century of humiliation
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>>156821683
manlets are always stronger
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>>156821683
Height has nothing to do with strength
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>>156821683
Lower center of mass
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>>156827739
I get your overall point and I agree but no way Ronaldo is 187 cm, he's like 184 cm more likely. Here's next to 186 cm Kaka and he's clearly shorter
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>>156827739
Core strength is also a factor, but lower center of mass is the bigger difference maker.

There are also different styles of dribbling, if a guy like Penaldo can make you run for the ball against him he is probably gonna have an advantage. But for shorter guys, it's better to keep the dribble short and angle changes sharp, which is what Pissi does best.

You can see a similar thing in Basketball where shorter guys usually keep their dribbles tight while taller guys keep their dribbles long
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>>156821683
Stronger bones due to HGH in childhood.
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>>156826252
that's why you lose
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>>156821683
HCH doping
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>>156827739
>5’11”
>not short
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>>156826143
god i love messi the GOAT
ngubus SEETHING
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>>156828364
These anime boys are made for femdom
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>>156828163
Heights for men in normal countries (not Netherlands or whatever):

160 = lol
165 = very small
170 = small
175 = average
180 = kinda tall
185 = tall
190 = please stop
195 = Haaland
200 = circus freak

For women, subtract 5 to all values
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>>156828364
Why the fuck does Astolfo look somewhat tall despite being 1.64? is it the Legs-Torso ratio?
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>>156830183
>For women, subtract 15 to all values
FTFY. Though if I were to be more exact, it'd be more like 12.5.
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>>156821683
>Run almost directly into a guy
>it's his fault
soccer is gay for this reason
Of course the defender is going to try and obstruct you, retard, don't act so fucking surprised
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>>156830183
fify
160 = just end it
165 = lol
170 = very small
175 = small
180 = average
185 = kinda tall
190 = tall
195 = Haaland
200 = Greek God
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>>156830183
>substract 5
lol no
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>>156829493
Pendu had his height measure while tippy toeing
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>>156830596
Have you guys noticed zoomer faggots are just taller on average? I always get pissed when I see a 16-17 year old taller than me, and I'm considered tall in my cunt (1.84m).
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>>156821813
Haaland would not allow Messi to dictate to him like that. Haaland also does not dive unlike Kane
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>>156826252
>just a fucking cross
a damn good one
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>>156830466
>>156830626
You have to be harsh on women, hold them to very high standards just to see them fail, make them feel like shit, remind them they’re the B team of the human race, always (and also give them a ton of grueling work to make sure they’re always busy and never trying to think about anything), that’s how they will love you and be grateful

So: subtract 5 and only 5
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>>156822511
IF I TURN OFF THE DRUGS, WILL YOU DIE?
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>>156826143
Is this why most of the Argentinian hate is coming from Penaldo fanboys?
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1.7 and 1.88m is hardly a distinction.

5'7'' vs 6'2'' is very obvious which is why Imperial is better than metric.
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>>156824632
>I am literaly crying
Damn this deserve a post.

Manlet Bros..we are warriors
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>>156821683
balls
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>>156821683
Kane a lanky lad
Messi a janky ___
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>>156824632
epic
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>>156824632
Posting in epic soon to be pasta
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>>156821683
have you seen messi's legs?
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>>156821683
Lower to the ground, he's more stable
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>>156824632
honey badger mentality kek
but i don't think that's the case for messi, i really don't think anyone treated him like that, he's just mental
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>>156824632
As a manlet myself, I nearly cried.
Bravo anon
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>>156826143
THE GOAT
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>>156834362
I want more of this
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>>156821683
jesus what are they feeding the manlet
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>>156834591
Diabanol and Wisterol... oh, they use that on race horses for Christ sakes..
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>>156821813
>>156824372
Then why are women so bad at football?
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>>156835218
Women are retarded.
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>>156821683
>uses metric for height
>uses a comma instead of a period for decimal numbers
the absolute state
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>>156824632
The 5 fundamental forces of the universe: gravity, electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force, the weak nuclear force, manlet rage.
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>>156835750
That was the rule for Spanish until fairly recently. Now the RAE has changed it, but it sucks
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>>156826143
seriously englel how do you lose a header to a 5'7" mapuche
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>>156821683
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>>156821683
>the way Messi just sits there instead of rolling and drama screaming like a fucking bitch
I love this autistic so fucking much bros
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>>156830183
actually for women is
160 = SEX
165 = SEX
170 = SEX
175 = SEX
180 = SEX
185 = SEX
190 = SEX
195 = SEX
200 = SEX
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>>156835218
bouncy boobies mess with the center of gravity
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>>156821813
I don't know, Zidane was 6'1'' and he had incredible ball control abilities
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>>156824632
kino
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>>156826252
it wasn't random, lautaro called it seconds ago
not that I expect >tf to understand teamplay
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How to fix VAR.

VAR is now up to the coaches.

The coaches have two challenges they can use at any time if they believe a play was offside or foul etc.

If they challenge and it’s correct they keep their 2nd challenge, if it’s wrong they lose their last challenge.
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>>156821683
Trve Latin.
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>>156821683
Did Messi just pull a REDIRECTION KATA on Kane?
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>>156821683

Dwarf perks
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>>156834362
amazing
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>>156830183
im 166 lol
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>>156830183
im 159 cm on brazil lol
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>>156830890
It won't work. Women know that being small makes them more attractive.
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>>156821683
They had to keep mugging him to stop him
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>>156836323
Nah Kane just went limp against Messi's adamtium hip thrust to disperse the damage. Could've died there, came down to a razor thin margin
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>>156824632
Fugg...
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>>156830352
Astolfo looks like he should be at least 1.70, but they want him to look like a woman.
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>>156836104
women is sport have no boobs faggot. it's why they are all ugly.
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>>156830890
Bro, they just call me palm tree when I do that
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>>156824632
include me in the manlet pasta screencap
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Messi is a beast at using his hands to push players off, the way he dribbles in insane
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>>156821813
I knew short people were genetically superior all along. We should kill everyone above 5'8" so we don't have to deal with these high center of mass faggots anymore.
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>>156821683
A strong mind vs. a weak mind.
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>>156824632
Newest manlet gigacope just dropped lmao



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