Footy tonight, cats vs saints
so a meaningless snooze fiesta?
>>156825381Fev said he reckons saints will win
Based dogs https://youtu.be/l2Md89po0L8?si=tKRpswAAVWJI62FK
>shatskek
Good morning alf
dosn
>>156827850Are SHIT
>>156827888checked and reversed kekked >:(
swasnsook still seething about the shats
>>156825381scoops is optimistic the saints will break through the AFL's rigging and beat the cats by a point
>wake up>see England lost>already had a good day
i don't like the shats but i sincerely hope they winshit kilda are absolute scum of the earth, the biggest whingers despite being eternal cellar dwellers of their own design. constantly complaining about how everyone else has it easier than them despite being given fucking mcg home games and not leaving melbourne since june. they've gone and wasted millions on complete spuds and now have destroyed drafting and player contracts in one season. complete and utter parasite on the game and should be removed from the competition immediately.
kek
reminder that both the ashcrofts went through the saints nga talent club as well so they would have had every right to match the f/s bid and take them, but didn't. then they complain endlessly about ngas up north and nepotism. fucking worthless joke team
>>156828294just dont like ross lyon man me
>>156829172ross lyon is a fuckwit too but just one of many reasons to hate the eternal shitters really
reckon afl clubs should start listening to the never played any sport neets, washed boomers and latte sipping email senders that lurk here instead of blokes with decades of experience at the elite level of afl
>>156829537That line of thinking got Essendon heaps far in the 21st cenny aye
reckon afl clubs should start listening to local governments, international investors and champagne sipping corporate sponsors that lurk here instead of plebs with decades of "experience" stuck in the lower rungs of afl
>>156828159based iqbal/jasprit/mohammed
im happy its two white teams in the world cup final
>>156824850GEELONG>IN: M.O'Connor, G.Miers, B.Close, J.Polkinghorne, M.Edwards, J.Clark, J.Worpel>OUT: J.Kolodjashnij (managed), T.Bruhn (neck), M.Knevitt (omitted), J.Cameron (shoulder), J.Martin (managed), M.Blicavs (managed), J.Bowes (omitted)ST KILDA>IN: H.Clark>OUT: A.Hastie (omitted)
>>156829723It is the patriotic duty of every white Australian sports fan to hate England and wish to see them lose. They got a moral victory at least
tattoos are gay
>>156830330looks like your average 4'10 FTM
>>156830246no its not. theyre our third country of support after our lil bros across the ditch
>>156829723i enjoyed seeing england lose because their team is full of niggers actually
>>156830693This is absolutely not true. I never wish England any success in any sport and shall always support their opponents.
Have you blokes tried the viral my McDonald’s order trend
>>156830693This. Anyone who says otherwise is likely a "skilled migrant"
>>156831569no wtf is thati miss when "viral trends' weren't just blatant corporate marketing campaigns
>>156832436So true. I used to like viral trends but then I took an arrow to the knee
>>156828159>World Cup Final will now feature a team with 0 blacks in the squads vs a team with 2 blacks in the squadAnti-white bros, how did this happen?
>>156828294St Kilda are pathetic, whining minnows but I'd still rather see them win tonight.
>>156832553let me guess someone stole your sweet roll iykwim haha
my dosn a shit? yes
Are you old enough to have experienced a time when Essendon weren't a complete joke of a club?
>>156832845yes nigga
>>156832845i sustained a brain injury and lost memories from the first 10 years of my life so I don't remember anything from before 2004in my living memory essington have been arse hole shit
pushing 30, watched footy all my life, never seen a decent carltank or essenshit side
>>156832614its a 100% brown world cup
>30 next monthHow to cope with this feel?
>>156834167pick a substance to abuse
>>156833994But the two least brown teams made the final.
>>156834267>implying argentina is whitekek good one
for me it's flying business class
Stevic technically made the right call, but the plebocracy does not want to hear that.
>>156834693Even the AFL were forced to embarrassedly admit he just got it wrong.
Ireland v Denmark
arse cunt fuck
study finds swearing DOES make you cooler
>>156835272To whom? Children? Excessive swearing makes me cringe as an adult.
>>156835272SHALL be leaving this study outside all the schools so the kids start calling their teachers fuckheads (because they are)
no one pulls their socks up high anymoreshame
>>156835608>no one pulls their socks up high anymoreJason Horne Francis does.
>>156835608most clubs don't even offer the high socks anymore. they're mostly calf height now
>>156835272smoking too
>>156835608They should wear socks high and have shin guards underneath
>>156835272his but also racism
>>156835272tattoos too
>>156835874nice try, scribble scars.
>swearing>smoking>drinking alcohol>gambling>being racist>violencebig learning kerve for the kids who want to become COOL
>>156835895don't forget speeding
driving fast and tailgating too
>>156835895All low IQ behaviour btwLabelling these ""adult"" activities was spin by JewCo
Drinking alcohol is fine in moderation. Don’t get brainwashed by hypocritical yank puritanism
Time for a second 'fee.
>>156835895Ill concede on most but ill not let you slander being racist. Racism is FUN and COOL.
>>156835895add black coffee to the list
>>156835895Forgot sticking things in your bumhole.
>>156836495fuck off nonce
>>156830693yeah I like england tbqh, my ancestors were english
>>156835895>>156836130Can't believe that you're basically describing a typical low iq football fan here in Argentina but worst cause they love screaming at the TV
>>156836576what's the mood like there now?
>>156836543Not sure how that relates. Got something you wanna say, champ?
>>156836626mentioning fingering arseholes in a post about kids. i'll put you in the fuckin ground you paedo dog cunt
>>156836675Bell St Maccas. 15 minutes. You won't show up, you weak cunt.
>>156836708putting the word out on you. you're fucking dead, rock spider
>>156835895forgot to be anything but straight and to take lifealtering medicine before puberty
>>156836667autodeleted or are jannies stalking us? would've been useful last night
>>156836730Can't even take me by yourself. Weak as piss.
>>156836772fuck off micksperg
>>156835655thats gay as fuck. high socks, black boots, long sleeves, and tucking in the jumper should all be mandatory
>>156836789you're getting necklaced and your arsehole eviscerated, paedo cunt
>>156836899>arsehole evisceratedPoofter's come full circle.
>>156836929you're interested in fingering kids arseholes yet it is your arse that gets ruined. ironic. will be sure to write it on your tombstone
>>156836772jannies got a grilling by the mod coach and have come out this morning playing hard ball after their absolutely PATHETIC showing last night.
>>156836992Only one talking about kid's arseholes is you, pal.
>>156837002After last night's performance you have to ask yourself 'what do the jannies stand for?' What is their brand? When the going gets tough who among them is going to stand up and say, "follow me"?
>>156836772meant for>>156837203
Why are jannies nuking shit the wogball threads have been filled with racism and nsfw posts
>>156836576>so cocky he's posting in alfGo to bed Pablo
>>156837428it's just a small indie website sweetie
wake up you worthless spastic cunts
>Genuinely looking forward to the footy tonight with some KFCIt's sad the only joy I get out of life anymore is footy and goyslop.
>>156836667>You were issued a warning for posting >>156836667.>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Please refrain from posting the following:>- Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta.>Steven May (born 10 January 1992) is a former Australian rules footballer who played for the Gold Coast Suns and Melbourne Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL). He served as the co-captain of Gold Coast in the 2017 and 2018 AFL seasons and was a premiership player for Melbourne in the 2021 season.>Irrelevantgo die late and actually watch a game of footy retard
crisp janny making micknonce dilate kek
janny on xer rags after being absolutely humiliated last night
>>156837966Stop posting your irrevelevant catchphrases faggot
>he's still going
that feel when your mick gets recognised as a catchphrase by the jannies
>>156838022t. picrel
David King is a good AFL analyst and I enjoy his commentary and analysis on the football.
>>156838146i prefer his analysis on drink driving and gambling but he's got an alright head for footy
>>156838146wrong
>>156838175How is it wrong to enjoy his commentary and analysis idiot.
>>156835632Him, Tex and Danger are the only ones
Mickfaggot if you call me champ one more time you're getting it
>>156838196his analysis is shit and his commentary is crap and worthless
>>156838146Mongolia, blokes got a tiny face and a giant fucking balding head, sits there with his top shirt buttons undone like hes some sort of sex symbol while looking like a potato and sounds like and has the opinions of a low iq alcoholic.
>>156838220>ctrl+f champ>3 results>none of them mei broke you
>>156838237cunt off spacker
>>156838259the hrt broke you tranny faggot rockspider cunt
>>156838265He's a fat dickhead kek
>rockspider
I have poor posture
all the away teams this round thanks
>>156838351same but i think it makes me look cool and hardcore
>>156838353offtopic
>tradie bought his dumb cunt pitbull to the house they're renovating next door>He's had to call it back to site three times today after it has run off, presumably after a dog walking pastDisaster waiting to happen.
i once got provided a three day holiday from an unpaid site volunteer because i just posted 'ಠ_ಠ'
>>156838397>dog runs off, grabs baby from pram>tradie runs after it, gets skittled by passing ranger>house collapses killing everyone insideyou love to see it
POST SOME FUCKING PORN ALREADY
>>156838528Why don't you do it yourself?
>>156838455my vacations in /cric/ are worse because they were on topic
>>156838455jesus>>156838528sorry you'll need to provide 70 points of id mate
>>156838556Hate it when I post cunta instead of cunts
>>156838455guess I shouldn't've used the hard R
>>156838397I can picture you sitting at the window watching in darkness with the curtain pulled just a touch in case they see you
I've banned more than all of you
>>156838748Major projection in this post
>>156838748Interesting visualisation. Based off exerience?
>>156838767>>156838784>n-no youkek gottem
I've been banned more than all of you
>>156838804yeah but yours are for not based reasons like noncery and t-porn
>>156838858slit your wrists mickpaedo
>>156838869are you fucking daft? up your reading comprehension cunt before I up my fist into your chin
iggs
bane
>freshies still capping their bans like it's a big dealoh janny was so mean *cries*
>>156838882you probably think leading with a rear hand uppercut is elite
>>156838915i remember a time i was banned for calling garry lyon a fat annoying cheating alco wog cunt and said billy brownless deserved a better media career than himoutrageous from the jannies frankly
Why do youse care so much about bans. Shitpost on the phone, topic post on pc easy as
billy brownless is an unfunny prick
or you could just obey the rules all the time and never get banned?hardly a post related to tonight's match in the thread at all
>>156838915I am the most banned man in /afl/ and always cap my bans
>or you could just obey the rules all the time and never get banned?
>>156838726never not be not nigga'ing
brownless and brayshaw on the radio are a couple of unfunny fuckheadsthey think they're hilarious but they're not
>>156838146There it is folks. Your new King
>>156839077I haven't listened to triple m in years but it used to be cringe then, can't imagine it's gotten better.
>FREMANTLE ruckman Mason Cox will hold his spot this week and play his 150th game after a disappointed Sean Darcy was told he would not be recalled for Saturday's clash against Port Adelaide after being managed last week. Based. Cox chads ww@?
>>156839162They honestly look better with Cox in the side than Darcy. Wouldn't have predicted that but it's true.
>>156839162why did he even go to fred?
>>156839193probably because of this
>>156839183agreed. His ruck work is adequate while Jackson rests or goes forward and his forward half marking and kicking is superior>>156839193wanted to keep playing and Geelong didn't take him>Kate McCarthy joins Josh Gabelich and Sarah Olle to discuss Port Adelaide’s decimated lineup and why Sean Darcy shouldn’t play another game for Fremantle in 2026.kek Kate getting her takes from /alf/
>>156839054see>>156837966>>156838062>>156838938
>>156839247fuck off mickhead don't quote me again
>>156839258make me champ
We should invite mickhead to a /afl/ meetup, chase him down, strip him naked and hogpile him
>>156839301I don't want to do that.
>>156839307No but Steven May
>rain started>can hear the based hoons redlining their motors already
>"It's more about what he can do to lift his athletic profile in some sense, and he's working really hard behind the scenes to do that."JL knows he a fat cunt plodder. Probably getting fattened up by that brown titcow he's fucking
>>156839301what if mickhead is a girl (woman) (female)?
im literally a girl tho
>WorkSafe open investigation into AFL over concussions after shocking CTE revealshttps://thewest.com.au/sport/afl/worksafe-open-investigation-into-afl-over-concussions-after-shocking-cte-reveals-c-22563460The AFL is FUCKED
poo poo poo bum
>>156839555the afl and nrl should both be working together to shut down cte investigations by any means necessary. it's an existential threat to both sports
>>156839673They're seat covers for flushable toilets. What's so difficult to understand?
>>15683967330m of glad wrap and a ket nail is all a working man needs
>>156839674how do you even stop them?make them sign waivers like boxing/mma?its a contact sport, how are players surprised when they end up with contact related injuries
>>156839751start poisoning the cunts researching it idk
>>156839751The bigger issue is whether children will/should be playing it if grown adult men need to sign brain damage wavers to play it. No mother wants to risk their child getting brain damage from sport.
all my /alf/ friends are heathen faggots browait for them to ask you to blow
>>156839751Pay em out and set up a fund for cte damaged players post retirement like the nfl did.AFL just being ((( ))) and by doing so have created an even worse situation.
bring back muzzas
> Adam Hunter's best friend says the AFL 'failed him' as CTE battle sparks fresh call for actionhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/adam-hunter-s-best-friend-says-the-afl-failed-him-as-cte-battle-sparks-fresh-call-for-action/ar-AA27aNHV
EAT MUH DUST
david king has given max gawn the kiss of death
need to know what the big man thought of the odyssey before i decide if i’m gonna shell out $50 for an imax ticket
20mil powerball tonight fellas and fellos
I was looking for some action, but all i found was cigarettes and alcohol
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all
>jay duer on tuckerchudkino on the cards lads
>>156840227You mean it's strange to be anything or it's strange you're conscious that you're something?
How come sudos don’t own small businesses? Like fish and chip shops have gone from being wog owned, to Asian owned, to Indian owned in the last 40 years with the different waves of migration, but I’ve never seen a sudo working in a fish and chip shop
>>156840258no time, doing B&E's is a full time job
Just realised I’ve never seen an aboriginal cuisine restaurant
>>156840258Sudos seem to gravitate towards NDIS scams, petty crime, or just plain gibs farming. They're not an enterprising lot from my experience.
>>156840292Let's be honest, even if you had a perfectly authentic one not even abos would go to it. It'd be lucky to last two months.
Widjedy grubs and shit bread, have a stand outside Bunnings on sundays - walk about the rest of he week
>>156840292They only eat turtles and witchittey grubs
muh saltbush muh finger lime muh lemon myrtle
That nu Odyssey is total dogshit based on the camrip. Another Emperor's new clothes moment considering the reviews.
my Hilux just blew a head gasket
>>156840143He’s going to see it tomorrow
>>156840143>>156840370it's absolute shit. The studio is already doing PR hype damage control saying it's comparable to LotR but people aren't having a bar of it. I give it a month before they start blaming racism for poor sales
moving to SA around hindmarsh, how is it?
>>156840459not bad good size
>>156840459Not great but not awful, about 3-4/10
>>156840431>comparable to LotREvery shot I've seen is so visually boring compared to LotR. That's without even getting into the terrible editing, costumes and effects. It just doesn't look good.
everyone talking about the nig and ellen page but matt damon was the biggest casting fumble out of the lot
>>156839870meant milfzas iykwim haha
sainters
>>156840431It always looked like shit from the trailers, glad people aren't falling for it
>>156840431>The studio is already doing PR hype damage control saying it's comparable to LotRwell they're not wrong it is comparable to rings of power iykwim haha
i don't even think lotr was that good desu. doesn't really hold a candle to the books.
>>156840292just realised i've never seen an aboriginal building pre-1788
fucking hate how bookspergs gatekeep movies
>>156840649no shit but they're one of the best film adaptations. would need a few seasons for each book tbdesu
>>156840649Beyond the sfx and cinematography they are fundamentally very mediocre films. Bad acting, bad script, bad dialogue, bad pacing, weak characterisation. They are the perfect example of “style over substance”
>>156840702You're being overly critical. A lot of those simply don't apply to the LOTR films even if they're not as good as the books on which they were based.
Why do they only put diversity hires in white movies, saw Moana on the holidays and it was 100 percent brown island looking people
>>156840729diversity is just code for less white people.
>>156840702i remember when they first came out and i wasn't yet used to the fast pass of modern editing i thought they were unwatchable desu.
How many trades left in SC, lads? After this week I'll be down to one for the rest of the season.
>>15684079310 plus two booststop 10k
>>156840805Killing it. Post team.
What are the advantages of foreign criminals not being deported at the end of their prison terms?
>>156840467>>156840483thanks ladsI don't go outside much anyway so not having anything to do is fine
oh it's at the royal geelong chead ground tonight
>>156840910there would be a royal commission if they lost two in a row down theresimply will not and cannot happen
Multi?
>>156840990This be what I am working with
Liam Ryan is going to tear geelong a new asshole
The ABC pulled off one of the biggest blunders in TV history by giving 100% of Bluey’s global rights to the BBC for a tiny bit of early funding.Now, the show pulls in an estimated $2.5B annually—roughly double the ABC’s entire annual budget—with the profits flowing straight to the UK instead of funding Australian television
>>156841220thanks facebook Darrel
Haven't watched a single episode of bluey heard about it for years
Why are geelong cheat ground matches prime time? Like they should be given the same time slot as engie stadium matches early saturday or sunday. Nobody enjoys watching this shit.
Are you blokes even aware that there's a footy match on tonight?
it’s up fellas>>156841416>>156841416>>156841416
>>156841367It's huge in the people with young kids world
>>156841367this but the world cup
>>156841449aka everyone else my age besides me
>>156841449dont like the way you wrote that aye
>and then in real life they turned a bunnings into the hardware store from the hit childrens show!!!
WHERE TIMS
TIMS TAMS?
how am i meant to fit in the footy, dinner, wank AND a movie tonight
>>156841748sneaky quarter time wank
>>156841419Completely agree Geelong home games should be relegated to early Sunday time slots nobody wants to watch some country ground footy.
>>156841748What time do you need to get up tomorrow morning?
>>1568417864:15
>>156841794I don't think you can then, champ.
>Richmond has put a line through Josh Smillie for the remainder of the season. Had been pushing to return in next fortnight, but given recent quad injury history - taking ultra conservative view. Yet to debut AFL level, last VFL game was 2025
The worrell video is funny as fk
>>156841822:(
>>156841822Josh frownie
>>156841822yeah he's a bust
>>156841822why was this worth posting?does anyone even know who the fuck that no name is ?
"An amateur footballer has been handed a "life ban" and the opponent at the centre of the complaint advised to go to the police after a match in country New South Wales.Henty Football Club playing assistant coach, Grady Nigsch, was handed an 18-week suspension after being found guilty of eight offences after a Hume Football Netball League match against Brocklesby-Burrumbuttock Saints on July 4.Mr Nigsch was not cited by umpires on the day, but a post-match complaint from the Saints saw the club leader hit with eight offences, including physical conduct, rough conduct and abusive language.Under AFL community football rules, any suspension exceeding 16 weeks results in automatic deregistration across all AFL-managed competitions, including match-day official roles.An AFL NSW-ACT spokesperson said its investigation uncovered allegations the complainant was advised to take to police."During the investigation, the AFL became aware of serious misconduct claims, and advised the complainant to refer these allegations to NSW Police," a spokesperson said.'Lost his marbles'Vision of the match replay remains online. The ABC understands a number of the incidents happened away from the play, but not all of them. During the fourth quarter, Mr Nigsch can be seen landing a late head-bump on Kade Grisparis after the Brock-Burrum player disposed of the ball down the wing. A remonstrative scuffle breaks out, after which Mr Nigsch can be seen allegedly hitting another player in the face.As the fight continues, Mr Nigsch can be seen walking backwards and hitting himself in the side of the face as players swarm and the brawl continues. "Now he's trying to knee him, you can't be doing this — we can't have this going on in senior football," the commentator said. "https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-16/henty-footballer-grady-nigsch-life-ban-nsw-police/106918038
>>156838556>make low quality shitpost>make another post complaining about itYou deserved those bans
>>156841856Fucking Nigsch
>>156841846>not even able to play vflso it seems
cant load the fucking teamsfucking jeet website
>Out: J.Lukosius (calf), J.Horne-Francis (suspension), M.Georgiades (concussion), Z.Butters (ankle)Poort are FUCKED
>giant reddit spaced news articledon't care
>>156841927bottom 4 with them how much worse could it really get considering they are in a comp where essendon and west coast exist
>>156841926https://www.afl.com.au/news/1561526/teams-three-changes-each-for-carlton-blues-and-collingwood-magpies-key-adelaide-crow-taylor-walker-out-blow-for-melbourneFRIDAY, JULY 17Sydney v Adelaide at the SCG, 7.40pm AESTSYDNEYIn: R.Bice, B.Campbell, L.McDonald, M.RosasOut: H.Kyle (omitted), J.Hamling (omitted), T.Hanily (omitted), C.Cleary (omitted)ADELAIDEIn: H.Hall-Kahan, I.CummingOut: T.Walker (managed), R.Laird (ankle)SATURDAY, JULY 18Port Adelaide v Fremantle at Adelaide Oval, 12.45pm ACSTPORT ADELAIDEIn: B.Zerk-Thatcher, C.Moraes, T.Marshall, M.Zadow, B.O'BrienOut: J.Lukosius (calf), J.Horne-Francis (suspension), M.Georgiades (concussion), Z.Butters (ankle), J.Wehr (omitted)FREMANTLEIn: H.YoungOut: S.Bolton (managed)North Melbourne v Melbourne at Marvel Stadium, 4.15pm AESTNORTH MELBOURNEIn: B.Scott, J.GoaterOut: T.Blamires (concussion), Z.Banch (injured)MELBOURNEIn: B.Fritsch, M.HeathOut: A.Johnson (omitted), B.Laurie (omitted)Collingwood v Carlton at the MCG, 7.35pm AESTCOLLINGWOODIn: I.Quaynor, H.Harrison, C.WestOut: J.Howe (calf), L.Schultz (ankle), J.Buller (omitted)CARLTONIn: B.Acres, L.Reidy, C.LordOut: O.Hollands (omitted), F.Riley (omitted), J.Ison (omitted)West Coast v Brisbane at Optus Stadium, 6.10pm AWSTWEST COASTIn: NoneOut: NoneBRISBANEIn: J.TunstillOut: B.Reville (personal reason)
>>156841926such a fucking boat page nowbring up some internet archives of it back in the dayim cooking dinner
What has Elijah Holland been up to?
>>156841822Good for SC. Means his price will stay low next year.
crazy how some teams get forced to wear a clash with way more contrast then these two
>>156841927it's ogre>>156841981it'll stay low because he'll never play
>>156841985brutal mogging by nicky d
Umm anon? You DID buy a digital beanie, right???
https://vocaroo.com/1cPhAlGqOJktsometimes i just yell like this randomly
shan't click that
>>156841985>some teamsits every team except for carlton, richmond and essendon but only when those 3 teams play each other and collingwood (and when richmond plays melbourne for some bizaare reason)
>>156842047What's your one wood?
kingy spends time on gaybar dancefloors, confirmed.
>foxfooty unironically calling nick daicos the little champi thought you cunts were just been ironic comparing him to gazfuck me dead
the little maestro
the little master
What is the indisputable king of KFC orders?
the little boy wonder
>>156842227Zinger stacker box and a lrg popcorn chicken
>>156842227finger licking hsgf
>>156842227Bacon and cheese zingber box with wicked wings, potato and gravy, a zero sugar sunkist and chocolate mousse.
The post last night comparing nick foots head to a butternut pumpkin made me laugh
Speaking of KFC, they are adding a breakfast menu.
Welp, looks like I'm stuck chatting with you losers tonight...
you fat cunts need to eat better. hard to bitch about brown cunts when you all employ them to bring you shit food
>>156842275
>>156842274>APRIL FOOLSr-right
>>156842274tastes like ai
>>156842283I only get take away once or twice a fortnight, not too bad right?
>>156842308it's legit
>>156842274ai slop is everywhere now
>>156842275Same as every other night innit?
>>156842274Fuark that finger licking good coffee looks grim
Glory to the Father and to the Son and to the holy spirit. Both now and ever and unto the ages of ages. Amen.
buy an ad
the one and only little master
speaking of fatherswhat did everyone buy their dad for fathers day?
>>156842373Isn't that in September?
>>156842373>dad??
>sleep for 8 hours>still sleepythe lord works in mysterious ways
Didn't the Saints beat Dzhilong last year? Should be tipping them aye
>>156842402Too much is as bad as not enough. You either don't need 8 hours or your sleep quality was poor which is almost as bad as not sleeping at all.
>>156842412I can't remember back that far
>>156842412Last two years(?) or so I believe, the late in the season game. But that's always been at Docklands.
>>156842412you arent just tipping against the catsbut the umpires and cheat ground also
>>156842412They did but they also haven't won in Geelong since 1999. Cats have a few big outs but they'd be really bucking the trend to beat them tonight.
>>156842412haven't beat them in the chead ground since 99
>>156842391isnt what?
>>156842415i did have a horrifying dream that lasted a long time
>can't get into the groundKWAB
did geelong astrotruf a second verse to their song?
>>156842227>eating goyslop>>156842254this but legal
sneed ground
>>156842476We are Geelong, the greatest team of allWe are Geelong; we’re always on the ballWe play the game as it should be playedAt home or far awayOur banners fly high, from dawn to darkDown at Kardinia ParkSo! Stand up and fight, remember our traditionStand up and fight, it’s always our ambitionThroughout the game to fight with all our mightBecause we’re the mighty blue and whiteAnd when the ball is bounced, to the final bellStand up and fight like hell!
and respected by our foes
>>1568424122021:Geelong +21, Geelong +142022:Saints +10, Geelong +452023:Saints +332024:Geelong +8, Saints +182025:Saints +7, Geelong +312026:Yet to play.
>>156842476The second verse existed for hundreds of years, it was just never used.Sort of like if we started singing the second verse in our national anthem.
garn wankabout lads*waits at cum stop*
>>156842436Father's Day.
On this day Zyzz died 15 years ago
>>156842524there's a second verse? my tutor didn't cover that when i was cramming for my citizenship test
>>156842439That could be it, especially if that horrifying dream woke you during REM.
did i hear chris scott just say geelong should have beaten brisbane
we are geelong (awfl) we're never on the balls
that's me in the corner
>>156842550They had like +29 Inside50s. Brisbane were just luckerdogs that kicked 10.0 from their first 10 inside50s.
>>156842575take the cheat ground factor into account and its a massive win for brisbane
>>156842549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWH9bPLX1RM
>>156842550He said's it numerous times lately. I don't know what game he was watching but it couldn't have been the one where Brisbane kicked 8 unanswered goals twice in the same game.
>>156842575>They had like +29 Inside50sThat will happen when you can't put it through the goals while your opposition can. Brisbane kicking so accurately meant fewer inside 50s. At the start of the match they were scoring a goal every single time they entered the forward 50.
>>156842601yep calling 8 goals in a row luck is cope at bestbut when they did it again when the game was on the line is an absolute kwabbing
>>156842633Teams can get lucky twice in the same game desu.
is it just me or does this match have a lot of abos
2 inside 50s for 2 goalsmust just be luck for the cats right scotty
boring cheat ground match
>>156842664geelong's stealing this game so yeah prob,.
better late than nevercountry footy tonight
>>156842684Geelong's second goal took a bit of back and forth in there. Seem to remember Brisbane's goals being near instant due to maximum luck.Also, a behind ruined it.In saying that, Ollie Dempsey is BLESSED by luck.
geelong are the argentina of the afl
Crisp.
>Geelong ruckman touched itRATUGOLEA IS BACK
Alarm bells here for the saints
remember when the biggest afl news was silvangis brother fingering a bird
Has Silvagni been a good pick up for the Saints? Always seems to be doing a decent job of things when I catch a Saints game.
Why aren't they letting >us use our cheat ground?
Kinda wanted it to come home for england because they needed some healing but hopefully gods plan is for them to not reach catharsis through bread and circuses and focus on their domestic issues.
The burning question: Does the Stand rule remain next year?
Thoughts?
>>156842771It'd take more than one man to finger an emu.
>>156842776He's a solid full back. So yeah he was a good pick up for them but he isn't performing any better than when he was at Carlton.
Corrrr, what a tackle.
Do yous guys like Arcade Fire?
>>156842791are you the girl afl poster?
>>156842791Where's the ballsack?
>>156842791is this Warner's arse plus AI?
>>156842814Not really.
great now my gf is mad at me, thanks a lot asshole
It was those 7 players that got dropped that were holding Geelong back.
2 days until my iggs SHOCK the world
>>156842898She's got mudflaps and is conscious of them?
Thursday slopfest. What's Scoops cope gonna be?
>>156842929chead ground
>>156842529huh?
>>156842950Only if they're drinking age.
>>156842922crisp
>>156842912Jeremy Cameron particularly
Was away from the television and came back to the Neale / boundary line replay.Paid a mark or denied?
>>156842950no, i'm allergic
>>156842929Why do you keep bringing up scoops? Like do you see people bringing up straffo anymore? Move on bro.
>>156842967KWAB
>>156842981>do you see people bringing up straffo anymoreYes?
That’s me in the spotlight
>>156839183>>156839239Cox is a better forward and the ruck rule change suits him better at CBAs as well. Darcy is (was) a solid ruck but a worse forward and the new rule changes have fucked him, plus he's less fit & able to run around the ground compared to Cox.
This ends well.
>>156842964Pretty sure it was paid, but to be completely honest, I was looking at a picture of a dog at the time.
>>156842967Based Indian
SHIT KILDA
>>156842950tradies are worse than women with wanting to take their faggy dogs everywhere
>it’s moist because of the jewbased my missus watching the santa clause when bernard the elf comes on screen
Dunno how Ross can live with himself. Sitting their pretending to give a fuck about the outcome of this match when in reality he's just thinking about how he's going to justify this loss to the board and the fans so he keeps the money coming in.
vic cucks be like it's "darby" lmaoooooo
>the mighty st kilda snails ruining another primetime gameyawn
>durby
all those webms from last night have me wanting to act up
>>156842950of course, I always go for the lowest hanging fruit. love me dogshate tradies
>>156842981cope
here come the saints
>>156843024>hates dogsnice self own mohammed
>her der
saints in this after a lucky start from the cats
>>156842981>Like do you see people bringing up straffo anymore?yeah about once a thread
it is darby tho
Non-vics in /afl/ be seething about vics
>He didn't factor in the umpires
philipou is useless kek
>>156843111Do you call dermie,"darmie"? DUMB FUCK
>boring shit team playing the cats on their chead gwoundsimply can't bring myself to care about this game
Merret will be the final piece to the Saints puzzle.
who paid for the cats stadium again?
>>156843157Skilled
>>156843157Frank Costa and Vietnamese heroin
any more ruby nudes going around?
>>156843146Dermot is an anglicised form of the Irish name Diarmud which is pronounced jarmood. Nice self own you ignorant oaf
Take me back to the night we met
>>156843146dermie, still doesn't mean it's not darby it's darby, check google for the proper pronunciation
>>156843203your a jarmood lol
>>156843203>jarmoodsaar
Who here like arse and feet
>>156843218>use the ai site as your sourceNah I'm good mate.
Saints need to recruit scoops as a close/miers type, dangerous small forward who could decide the match
>>156843239where to find a bogan gf like this
>>156843133meant philippoussis btw
>>156843257whatit's literally pronounced darby you are in denial go pick up a dictionary and look
>>156842791I would put my dick in that hole.
>>156843263kek
>>156843292Actually I believe it's pronounced, "derby".
>>156842718awfl st kilda players made me an aints licker iykwim haha
>>156842950I have no issues with dogs around anywhere provided they're well behaved and friendly.
>>156843292>laughs in Kentuckian.
>>156843313however you spin it i am still correct you dont make sense
>>156843331Why on earth would we care about Kentucky?
>>156843339You may be in denial.
>>156843331we are a british english country >laughs in victorian
>it is pronounced "DUR-bee" (/ˈdɜːrbi/), rhyming with "her" and "bee."very interesting
I've never patted a dog
>4 umps on the ground>somehow see less of the game than 1 blokeWhat's even the point?
>>156843374Do you say "yoggit" and "vittamin"? What's that? You don't? We'll you're saying it wrong then champ.
>>156843405Why not
>>156843405Why?
>Pushing someone on the ground after tackling them (for holding the ball) is now being reversedSicily going to give away a couple of reversal frees every game now desu.
>>156843421yes i do actually
>>156843405crisp cat
>>156843292come to Perth and try saying that faggot shit you fucking poof, get your faggot jaw atomized in a heartbeat
I’m a pooey bitch
>>156843454yeah ill come over for the darby
>having an argument over word pronunciation
flarn raan
Saints midfield looks so pedestrian against non-shit teams.
>3.0This is lucker kicking really.
>>156843476where do you think you are?
>>156843478flern reen
>>156843421>yoggitI can't figure out what this word is supposed to be.
boring slop of a game cats will win by 4-6 goals and it wont ever be interesting turning this shit off
>Geelong VARhere we go
the arc does nothing good it only destroys kino
>>156843501yogurt, brits say yoggit
>>156843511
>ollie henry was off and gone but the ump brought it backliterally not what happened matt hill you fucking idiot
if i was a footy player my nickname would be "the wild maniac"
>>156843552>Ollie Henry voluntarily gave up a goal scoring opportunityIf I was calling based on what was happening on the screen I'd assume it was the umpires as well.
fucking idiotsfor debut do you say deb u
>>156843573day boo me
>>156843527Ah. Thank you. To me it sounds more like yoggert. Even with the dropped r you still kinda feel it.
I'm 2-0 on arguments tonight, do not test me.
whose winning? im not watching
kingy sounded like that wow soundbite
yep told you cunts a boring shitshow of a game turning it off
>>156843593This anon >>156843592.
Dunno why more clubs don't do the ultra hard tag on NWM. He cant handle it.Also lol at the free kick against Wilkie. Henry had a fistful of his guernsey. Umps are just plain useless.
>>156832845I went to every game except the finals the season they had that streak which the dogs broke at colonial stadium.
a proud foundation victorian club playing goal songs?well i never
saints getting absolutely umpballed to death
>>156843584crisp commentator
gonna rank some dog breeds in my next post
Umps are sucking off Cats as per usual but Saints are not a serious club based on this performance.
>>156843614>Dunno why more clubs don't do the ultra hard tag on NWM. He cant handle it.Some coaches don't believe in tags, think it's beneath them.>Also lol at the free kick against Wilkie. Henry had a fistful of his guernsey.Henry's hand was between their two bodies, so very hard to see. Wilkie's arms were around Henry, so super obvious.Essentially, sneaky forward craft.
>10-1 free kicksshats are hopeless outside of their riggi cheat ground
>10 frees to zero>60 percent of goals from direct frees >20 from indirecttop kek
>>156843671>>156843681fReEs nEeD tO bE eVeN
>>156843272She's not a bogan
Just ate half a family pizza holy crap I feel fat
1. Golden Retriever2. German Shepherd3. Rottweiler4. Border Collie5. Labrador Retriever6. Doberman Pinscher7. Shetland Sheepdog 8. Australian Cattle Dog9. Rhodesian Ridgeback10. Miniature Schnauzer
>>156843713>awwww yeah a hoodie of my fav alcohol thats fucking aick aye
>>156843714How do you feel when you eat two pizzas?
>>156843714>half a family pizzaLook at this lad on a diet.
>>156843718rottweilers are the n words of dogs
>>156843710>geelong have only infringed once in 1.5 quartersspastic
1. Border Collie2. Kelpie3. Labrador 4. Belgian Shepherd/Malinois5. Golden Retriever 6. GSP7. Doberman 8. Fox Terrier 9. Vizsla 10. Greyhound
I’ve seen enough, neither of these teams warrant on topic discussion
i don't know which dogs are which
Standard poodles are number 1 but y’all too poor to know
>>156843739Saints have never had the ball for Geelong to infringe against them.
>>156843743>6. GSPHe's a mma fighter m8
>>156843773The ones in red, white, and blue are Footscray Dogs. The ones huffing petrol are Black Dogs.
>poodles
poo noodles yeah no thanks
>>156843801Poodles are based.
>>156843718>>156843743>RottweilerDo rotties have a bad wrap as being for tool owners trying to look hard? Best dog I knew was a rottie so have a big soft spot for them.
>>156843738Wrong. They're exceptional dogs when trained. They're descendants of the ancient breed the Romans used for herding, are fiercely loyal and protective, and are one of the ten most intelligent dog breeds. They will act like nogs when they are owned by an owner that acts like one and unfortunately for whatever reason a lot of scumbags do gravitate towards them but they're not pit bulls or anything.
BT loves saying niggle
this is a cat general
Corrrr, now that was a handball.
>>156843816Yep. The things pitbull owners claim about their dogs are actually true with rottweilers.
>>156843853And where have you been?*puts hands on hips*
>>156843853love me cathate the cats simple as
>>156843853It's 2026. Dogs can be cats.
>>156843816Rotties are based, just need good training and a decent level of stimulation. Which is s asking too much from their gronk tradie owners
Saints break Dangerfield's neck in a tackle and get given a free for it. Such bullshit, they're getting kissed on the dick.
tradies usually make the worst dog owners, or fathers, or brothers or friends or really anything
I woke him up for this picture, say something nice
>>156843927Do his parents know he's gay?
>>156843927Good boi
>>156843853you don't like dogs?
>>156843940
>>156843133Accurate.
>>156843927handsome, let my bro sleep
All that pizza has given me the hiccups
>>156843940>>156843963
>>156843816i have a rottweiler and she is very sweet and good natured, never snapped at anyone be it another dog or human. she's a bit anxious for whatever reason but she doesn't lash out. she was well-socialised from a young age, in fact the day we got her we took her to a family get-together.
>>156843940>>156843963>>156843982
Dog owners are faggots
>>156843940>>156843963>>156843982>>156844004
>>156843990>she's a bit anxiousThis seems common in rottys, and because heaps of nuffies get them and treat them like shit it to make them real aggressive
>>156844013seethe about it poof
>>156844013I don't think they are, mate.
>>156843743more of an hsp man, me
>>156844020my neighbours have two rottweilers and neither of them are remotely anxious, but also both are pretty good-natured and are well-socialisedlove my dog, me. going to give her a pat rather than watch this game kek, shats already towelling up this joke side
NEW>>156844083>>156844083>>156844083
>>156844077no one gives a fuck you big homo
>>156844087fuck off yank
yeah I like dogs. I like caravans more.>>156843865hanging out. where have ya been
