Really, how can you dislike this man?
>>156829368envy
He himself seems fine as a person, and he's undeniably one of the best players of all time, its his dickriders that are fucking unbearable.Hero worship is just inherently cringe.
>>156829368He's the Usyk of football
>>156829479funnily enough, ronaldo has the same issuewhatever problems yo may have with cr7 his fans are, for the most part, deserving of a bullet to the head, they don't even watch futbol
>>156829368Roidmonkey that gets preferential treatment from TPTB to become a manufactured “GOAT”. He the LeBron James of soccer.
>>156829479>its his dickriders that are fucking unbearable.he is genuinely a good player tho.virtually every other player from his era have had much much worse dickriders.
>>156829479>its his dickriders that are fucking unbearable.>Hero worship is just inherently cringe.100%. I can't wait for him to retire just so I don't have to hear commentators glazing him for basic actions.
>>156829368Never cared about him either way until he met with Trump causing immense leftist seethe, now i'm rooting for him
>>156829368>>Really, how can you dislike this man?Are you kidding? He’s got the personality of a wet dish rag. He’s utterly impossible to like. He’s “y-y-you too” personified, except good at a sport.
>>156829368Growth hormones. His actual height should be 150 cm, apparently.
>>156829826trump is just the middle man between him and bibi
>>156829368The narrative that he's some humble nice guy is played out. He's a prick. He's one of the best of all time on the ball but he's a massive dickhead.
>>156830003You sound like a woman.
>>156830003He's also extremely unpleasant to look at. Say what you want about ronaldo but at least he's easy on the eyes
>>156829368i can't. he is a manlet like me. he is potentially autistic like me. he has my support in the finals.
>>156829368Most of his achievements are incredibly overstated.He was completely carried through only having to face shitters this WC. And England, I guess, who decided to just sit there for 30 minutes and let Argentina shoot at them repeatedly.
>>156830161I watch footy for the sport, but it seems that you watch it for the men. Do your parents know about your homosexuality?
>>156830146You sound like a worthless brownoid.
>>156830003Messi's neither arrogant nor a diva. He really cares about his fans, as long as you're direct. He's bad with subtle winks and nods
>>156830139He is an autistic, introverted guy with a wife and kids who kicks a ball around and always treats his fans with affection, how is he a prick? Because he fights back when others push him around or hit him on the pitch?>>156830139
>>156829368I'll be honest, any player that spent the majority of their career at a top team in Spain, Germany or France have effectively stat padded and are overrated. Not that he's not a fantastic player, but Danny Welbeck would put up 30 goals and 20 assists minimum a season playing in that 2015 Barca side. It's the same with Kane this year, he's been the same player for at least 6 years but some people think he improved dramatically since moving to Bayern. >But UCLIt's easier if most of your domestic games are training level. I'm completely over judging individual players in a team sport in different leagues and different teams, especially just relying on stats.
>>156830355He’s a literal fucking autist. He has no personality to speak of whatsoever.
>>156829479>He himself seems fine as a personincredible how everyone falls for his fake humble persona, every Barça player does the same trick and you keep falling for itthere are exceptions like Iniesta, Puyol, Pedri of course
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>>156830356Throughout his career he has always played dirty. Hands in face, pushing, studs up in challenges, late challenges, flopping. He gets in the refs face and influences decisions. He swears at other players and his fanboys come out and go teehee he's just a little autist!
>>156830003This is part of the appeal imo. Love the guy
>>156829368>no chin>three feet tall>beaner
>>156829368I disliked because of reddit. Now that reddit hates Messi, I started liking him.
>>156829368WC winners need more diversityI don't mean more brown people, I mean differnt teams
>>156829368cringe tattoos, awful personality, manlet short
>>156830735So basically what 80%+ of players do?Lmfao
And why would anyone like him? Just because he kicks a ball well?
>>156830210Every single trophy on his career is tainted by association with referees and now FIFA scripting 2 World Cups for himIt's why he couldn't win WC during the Blatter eraIt's why he couldn't win CL at PSG because PSG didn't start buying referees in CL until they hired ex-Barcelonista Luis Enrique as coach who then told them to buy refs
Holy shit, the tourist/Redditors/jeet posts itt are pure cringe
his second decisive pass on martinez goal, just the exact perfect place, rewatch that shit he's too good
>>156830619I've always said he appears fake but nobody ever seems to agree. Interesting that a Spaniard agrees with me.
>>156830619>incredible how everyone falls for his fake humble persona, every Barça player does the same trick and you keep falling for itGuardiola too>Puyol>IniestaMaybe they're too good at itThey were cheats and divers like the rest though2006 Puyol dive/Shevchenko goal disallowed never forget
>>156829368Never forget 2022, never for a second forget all the kosher media articles saying Argentina could never win anything because they didn't have sub-saharans on their team and that they were le rayciss because they didn't kneel to blacks. Those media articles were incessant and can easily be found today.
>>156830823Maybe 80% of *rg*ntines
>>156830929In the case of Messi I honestly think he's a spergHe comes across as soulless without a real personality of his ownHe just acts like he has a personalityBack in the day it was ''le footy lad'', the he had his KWAB phase when he tried to appear tough and dyed his hair, then he tried to act like ''le leader''The only time I've seen him be genuine is picrelSame goes for CR7 to a degree btwVery strange fake people, they feel soullessAlmost lobotomized
>>156830161Ronaldo was deformed and he look like a failed homosexual
>>156829479>Hero worship is just inherently cringethat is true. deificiation is wrong. you can still admire the man for his deeds, his work, not the man himself
>>156830668OH look, the norwooded talmudist. matalo rapido.
>>156830929no shit some seething madrista is going to agree with you
>there are people who UNIRONICALLY think that mbappe on his best day, is better than messi on his worst dayLMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
>>156830161What an extremely homosexual thing to say. You are 100% homosexual. "Easy on the eye" - you're a faggot that needs the shit kicked out of you.
>>156830619Iniesta scammed Kobe out of $150m he was one of the best paid players in the world as a retiree mascot. Love him as a player, but that's being filthy greedy and a bad weeaboo.
>>156829479>its his dickriders that are fucking unbearableFaggots say this about every single person they seethe about.
>tfw you realize haramball doesn't work on the GOAT
>>156830929hes not fake youre just a fagot normie tht does not expect that an autist semi learned to slap back
>>156830311t. DeShawn Smith Hernandez III
Messi has a huge smile in his photos with Trump. And he throws sand on his thot girlfriend. I like him.
>>156829368He’s a rigger
>>156836857He's fake and you're too much of a peasant to realise.
Damn the brits are soft as shit now
I don't dislike him per se but the permanent dicksucking has got me fed up.
>>156836914>heheh you're like me how do like THEM apples?
>>156837417Always have been
>>156829368the only people who hate him are clinging to a lie involving a guy who isn't even half as good as the good Ronaldo, from Brazil.that's the worst part of the "rivalry". Ronaldo Nazario is so much better than that shitter from Portugal. R9 pre injury was unbeatable.
>>156829826>causing immense leftist seetheWhy would commies care? Or is it just "Orange Man Bad" as usual, regardless of the event?
Who said I did? Punk.
Messi is the Manny Pacquiao of futbol. Everyone likes the dominating little guys
>>156834039sorry lanketsin the real world the manlet scores the goals
>>156830753this, it's inspiring to see mundane, awkward qualities in a one in a hundred billion talent. If you're young and hopeful it can almost make you believe that maybe you could do something great one day too.
>>156836669>murderball ook ook>losesGood job England
>>156837740Alas I am no longer young nor hopeful.
>>156829368>5'7">black beady eyes>long nose>giant ears>literal pinhead >abused HGH from childhood>had everything handed to him from the start (1st pro goal was assisted by Ronaldinho)>kissed the wall>fake humble persona
>>156830355Wholesome
>>156837820>fake humble personaThat's just his autism>kid_weird_handshake.webm
>>156830161I guess this is one way to come out of the closet.