>summons based webm poster

>>156830163
He's so powerful

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kazuma shishi

>>156830690
Based Sheesh.

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Still believing in Hosh

>>156830690
insane. Perfect handling of kazuma, I havent seen anyone else do that to him.

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nishikifuji asakoryu

sumostats has all the clips up by now, but i think i'll post anyway for the sake of discussion

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daiseizan takerufuji

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kinbozan abi

>>156830824
I didnt know the clips were on there. I see now. Damn i wish it had the lower divisions too though.

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wakanosho mitakeumi

Based Sumo bro.

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asahakuryu chiyoshoma

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its time to hang up the sumo thong big bro, its over

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fujiryoga tobizaru

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asanoyama roga

>try watching queenbee
>interupts the live feed to show us her 50 snap chat filters
>chat simps love it

going with this one I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58sg89KdoAI

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We can no longer tolerate shitposter indoctrination, shitposter subversion, and the international shitposter conspiracy to deprive /sp/ of sports discussion.

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kotoeiho takayasu

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wakamotoharu fujiseiun

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>>156831259
VPN+ABEMA
Accept no substitutes.

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ura oshoma

>>156831259
VPN+ABEMA you retardo

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Shishi will win this basho 15-0. Screenshot this post, Danfags. You won’t.

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shodai ichiyamamoto

>>156831323
ill say it

FUCK PAPA BEAR. I dont like his sneaky tachi techniques

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hiradoumi hakunofuji

>>156831379
>>156831415
whats the difference between that and what i linked on youtube.

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yoshinofuji aonishiki

>>156831655
we support abema here and don't steal from the japanese

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oho kotoshoho

>>156831735
one armed like a lil bitch. How can danfags ever recover. Hes against quad tits today

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atamifuji daieisho

>>156831655
Better video quality, less delay, no overlays. Pure source.

>>156831757
Whut? It's stealing either way, lol.

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kirishima takanosho

will finish in a bit, sorry

>>156831807
atamic fuji with the choke ;_;

Yamada time.

For me, it’s Omori

>>156831259
datasumo really retired?

>>156832151
What about him? I wonder if you're mixing him up with Yamato or possibly Oyamada.

>>156832176
me too but he lost about -1000 aura in the playoffs last basho.

https://youtu.be/wm-0Qbwuj5g?si=nRAEXNqasAtThjzU&t=257

>>156832299
nah just funny watching his little ass go. He had a favorable match up today. Most of these guys are picking him up and walking him out.

>>156832298
yea he abandoned us

VPN+ABEMA then when makunouchi starts, NHK with Murray. Simple as'

>>156832535
Fuck off already

>>156831259
>>156832298
Midnight Sumo has been my chosen alternative to Data since he sadly retired

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>>156832535
>Murray

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>>156832926

>>156832902
Bait used to be believable

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> no commentary + live chat from a small stream
soul...

>>156832902
its like having a ledit text to speech bot.

>someone stays down for longer than 1 second
>Turns screen off to protect our fragile eyes from the violence
>announces every streamelements alert and every movement of his only friend, his cat

I bet he has tried flirting with queen bee. I wanna see the DMs, post them queen. Just do it.

>Dan lost
it's over..................................................

>>156833026
>sumo camera man way more based than FIFA
this is what we have been missing

>>156833248
True but I don't like Queenbee's music and the constant goonerbait. I play my own music and tune out midnight.
I do appreciate that Queenbee at least has stats on screen to reference.

>>156833385
yea the no stats is what I am missing from this youtube stream, but its cool to hear the raw sound/vibe of the arena.

fuck you data, see what you've done to us.
>too busy
Use more AI, no one with above 70 IQ gives a fuck.

>>156833498
Streaming sumo isn't sustainable for anyone with a real job. That's why only the needy losers stick around so long: midnight, bee, henka, sunday, etc are all literal whores.

I miss data. We wont see anyone as sane in sumo again.

>>156833672
yea and on our part of the world, you have to dedicate yourself to being awake at 3am. Pure degen hours.

It sucks because he was deserving of being the number 1 source. I see plenty of these people make a living off a couple hundred viewers.

>>156833846
but also, I guess theres a downgrade because they arent partnered due to the content. But fuck twitch for that.

datasumo stop talking to yourself you faggot. no one cares. your streams sucked.

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Since the onslaught is not gonna end till the end of the week and the week after, post your fave sumo pics/vids. Can't be more offtopic than the 95% of /sp/ right now.

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any OGs? Who is this guy? Was he any good? He look like a tall boy

>>156833893
No one cares about your cat Midnight, put some stats on your overlay

>>156833893
nobody likes you midnight. If you ever left your basement I'd sock you in the fucking mouth

>>156833846
Part of what made his channel great is probably waht killed it: he didn't constantly beg for cash and wheedle the viewers. He didn't need to because he has an actual job, but he probably should have.

>>156833893
Everyone that isn't you is now datasumo. Scary, isn' tit?

>>156833921
He's bulgarian. He was solid. He's also 6'8"

>>156834019
Except me, I'm actually one of the Kazakh ABEMA restreamers on YT :3

>>156833893
We are all data and we all like sumo, your worst nightmare.

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>>156833921
Damn, the sumostats find rikishi tool actually worked here, not bad.

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fujinokawa kotozakura

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>>156833905

>>156833921
Naruto-oyakata, the former Ozeki Kotooshu. He was the first European Ozeki. 1 Emperor's Cup.

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hoshoryu churanoumi

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>>156833905

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>>156833905
Of course.

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gonoyama onosato

>>156834707
He jumped so high despite being so fat.
How does he do it?

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>>156833905
lol

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>>156833905

>>156834707
Who won this? Onosato by jumping? The video I saw gave it to Gonoyama

>>156834557
>>156834172
>>156834065
thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YsfD8NEaWo

To get Ozeki and not reach that last step ;_;

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>>156833905

>>156834864
Gunbai went Onosato. Monoii overturned. Gonoyama no kachi.

>>156834944
average urutora/yamato match

>>156834972
Why did they give it to Gonoyama? Out of interest

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>>156834924
Most never hoist the cup, so at least he had that.

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>>156833905

>>156835072
Because you can't win by jumping out of the ring. They ruled that Onosato was dead before Gonoyama.

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>>156835100
>What is this, a henka for ants?

>>156835072
onosato jumped out of the ring before gonoyama touched the ground

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>>156835166

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>whos that tittymon
>tfw I know these titties better than anyone elses on the planet
gn

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>>156835260
I've seen zaks tits more than any womans

>>156835260
I'm seeing double here, eight titties

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>>156835342
I haven't lain with a woman in five years. Feels bad, man.

>>156835260
what do you think they feel like?

>Onosato is finished

Say it aint so
He was the chosen one

>>156835457
Bags of salt.

>>156835468
Haven't seen anything about him dropping out yet. Just Oshoumi.

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>>156835457

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>>156835457

>>156835618
for was purpose is he feeling him up like that for?

>>156835618
Are... are those crates of non-alcoholic beer? I don't know why, but that makes me angry.

>>156835659
for what purpose*

>>156835667
Over 15% of the banzuke right now is under the legal drinking age, and even for the ones who aren't there's less acceptance of drunkenness. It's still stupid because the whole point of drinking so much beer was to help pack on calories along with the rice, but whatever. Master demands beer so they get non-alcoholic because they have to, even though it doesn't make sense to get beer in the first place.

>>156835667
kotozakura's dad is his stablemaster isn't he? might be trying to help him bulk up without becoming a drunk

>>156829881
You had to make it because England lost to fucking Argentina today which they will cope and seethe about forever now, and people were making 10 new threads a minute about it in a race to be The One True Thread or whatever instead of staying in their containment generals.

where can I watch high school sumo? are there channels like for high school burger wrestling?

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>>156835896
It still feels insulting. I bet they don't use alcohol free beer bottles to build the dohyo.

>>156835924
shut up cunt i am seething but that doesn't get in the way of the sumo

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>>156835667
the phytoestrogens will reshape him... tits must grow larger...

>>156835924
Yes at least until Sunday. This board sucks. Notice how there’s no more France Spain threads when the crying was non stop about the penalty literally up until the next game. This is how mainstream news works in the country too. People forget what they were upset about when the new headline drops

>sumo tittically speaking of course

>>156835915
Non-alcoholic beer is zero calories, or at least that Suntory All Free is.

>>156836037
then what is THE FUCKING POINT???

>>156836056
Social aspect of group drinking without actually breaking the law. It's expected that they drink beer together, so they drink non-alcoholic beer instead of like ginger ale or some shit.

>>156836056
nta but I keep non-alc beers in my fridge because on the weekends especially I'll fancy having a couple at like 12-noon but I've still got shit to do that day and I don't want the alcohol slowing me down.

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>>156836056

>>156836095
That's very strange to me, I thought the point of social drinking was the honesty when people were drunk.

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>>156836134

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>>156835659
you'd grope him too, given the opportunity

>>156836134
The point of social anything is to do whatever you're doing as part of a group. Sumo wrestlers just drink a lot to pack on calories, so the ones who can't legally drink still drink something to keep the social aspect instead of being excluded completely.

>>156836240
Sure, but that doesn't explain why they're drinking something with 0 calories.

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>>156836220
> that fucking slap into him burying himself again
lmao every time

>>156836476
The end of that match always cracks me up. Dainichido wins, but he's so exhausted he can't stand up and Dewnajo has to help him to his feet.

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OH MY GOD
I HAVE
THE BEST PLAN >EVER<
I'M GOING TO PULL
THIS GUY
THAT I'M LIKE
HALF A FOOT TALLER THAN
AND I WEIGH 50 POUNDS MORE THAN
GOD I AM SO FUCKING SMART!
I AM SO FUCKING CLEVER!
WATCH ME PULL AND WIN!
CAUSE IT WORKS SO OFTEN!
I DIDN'T BECAME YOKOZUNA BY PUSHING PEOPLE!
NOPE
I BECAME YOKOZUNA BY PULLING PEOPLE BY THE BACK OF THE NECK!
THE RATE OF IT THIS STRATEGY PAYING OFF
IS LIKE
ALMOST A SURE THING!
HERE I GO!

>>156836745
Relax man it's not like his opponent is known for basing his entire strategy around going forward.

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ancient days...

haven't watched sumo since Aonishiki made Ozeki

anyone got a quick rundown of important happenings since then?

>>156837117
dan couldn't take the heat and got demoted after going kadoban then sitting out a tourney
onosato's been mindbroken

>>156837117
Still haven't had a Yusho by a Yokozuna this year, but Kirishima got his third (and is on a rope run if he can get a strong win this time) and Wakatakakage got his second before being sidelined with a bad injury.
In other news, Atamifuji has finally cracked San'yaku, and Fujinokawa is a fucking giant-killer.

>>156837117
the shoulder injury onosato sustained beating aonishiki has ruined him
aonishiki went MK the next two tournaments due to injury but looks to be back in prime 11-4 form
kirishima's winning again
there's a 5'7" muscleman who is currently four and zero against the yokozuna
somebody taught shishi how to wrestle

>>156831259
Ahenka

>>156837420
5'9", don't shortchange the man.

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>>156838170
>mfw Takeda's face

Wakamiyabi 3-0. Fuck yeah.

CRUNCH'D

people only like omori because he is attractive

People only like money because it's valuable.

people only like water because it's hydrating

I'm starting to think konishiki was right when he said this generation of rikishi is soft

>>156838170
>urutora
Fucking toku fans, I swear

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Bukkake time

Futaboys climbing up

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The bukkake was hot tonight

>>156839071
A rikishi could get his leg torn clean off and the JSA would still give him shit for not showing up the next day

I
C O L D
E
K
A
K
K
U
B

Kankuro you silly goose.

>>156839342
futagoys stay winnin'

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>>156839481
Kimura "The Man with One Thousand Decibels" Kankuro

>>156839525
999 decibels. One of them had to commit seppuku for that terrible call.

Grade A manletting

>>156833921
琴欧洲 勝紀 Kotooshu. He was very good. He made japan respect bulgaria, and sold lots of cheese and dairy products.

>>156834924
No shame in getting defeated repeatedly be Hakuho of all people.

And he did well enough to get his own stable, which is extraordinary.

>>156834557
I've never understood the sumo naming conventions, other than it is great calligraphy practice.

SPIN TO WI-ACK

>>156839568
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshiyori
Naruto is his elder name.

Hahaha oh my God

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>>156834924
>>156839568
Not many people can say they won a basho when both Hakuho and Asashoryu were in good form, plus two other future Yokozuna were at the top of the banzuke as well. So he only got his one and capped at Ozeki but his cup was for sure higher ranked then most.

ROBBED

Tomorrow a Gyoji will be sacrificed on the ring to appease the evil spirits