Does anyone else find it strange that Messi has a baby picture with YamalWhat are the chances that Messi takes a picture with a baby like this then that same baby becomes one of the best footballers on the planet, plays for the team he's an legend at and they're playing against each other at the world cup final
nothing in this world is a coincidence, luck and chance are not real
Since we live in a simulation, it doesn't surprise me.
>>156829935Magic bath water
Pretty high because that's not actually Yamal, it's just that no one would be able to tell the difference anyway
>>156829935
It was during the Barsa Unicef partnership years. There was a special event to create a calendar to sell it and raise money. An NGO would choose babies and kids from difficult backgrounds and take a picture of them with a Barsa player. Lamine's father applied for it and they won the lottery.
>>156829935Celeste does
>>156830085There are other pictures of baby Yamal in the internet, he looks the exact same. Here's one with his mom.
omg imagine if the baby was Grogu! So cute!
>>156829935Predictive programming.
his psycho dad hassled UNICEF to put his kid in the calendar, if you know about him then it's no surprise
>>156830239Argentina is the little kid? Because Messi is short??I don't understand the symbolism.
>>156829935>Does anyone else find it strange that Messi has a baby picture with Yamalboth are masonic
>>156831187EverySingleTime
Just the world leaders performing rituals, as always.
Why is Messi bathing a kid that's not his?And touching him?And smiling while doing it?
>retarded macaco is retardedWow, shocker.
>>156831187AIIIEEEEEEEEE STOP NOTICING
>>156831187Whats the meaning of this dou?
>>156831187Post everything you know about this year's world cup final
>>156829935Knowing how much of an attention seeker his father is, I'm not surprised. It just so happens the kid has real talent for football.
>>156831187>The goat is not washed.>The goat will wash him.What the FUCK does it mean?
>>156831187This. The WC like tue opympics is a loosh collection event organized by the powers that be...but normies aren't ready for this conversation
>>156831187oh shi-
>>156831187How many times you fags need to be told, ignore bread and circus. Sabotage the economy.
Yamal's dad is 5 years younger than Messi
>>156831020Holyshit lmao
>>156831187>Reality Revolt
Life is a movie
>>156829935Esotericism and meme magick won
>>156831779How the fuck was that underage negro able to afford all these connections and a football career for his newborn nigglet?
>>156832192Maybe he was born in the right moment at the right place.
>>156831187I'm so tired of this shit. Why did God abandon us to this hell?
>>156831187You have to mcfucking be kidding me
>>156832192Spanish clubs pay you to have your kid in their academies, not vice versa like it is in Mexico
>>156832582>not vice versa like it is in MexicoTrueEven most mexicans don't realize how much mexican talent has been filtered through our pay to play system
>>156831187Messi is portrayed as a symbolic representation of Jesus Christ.> Bearded, with dark hair and dark eyes.> Leaves Barcelona at the age of 33 after a dark period, only to return stronger, mirroring Christ's resurrection at 33.> Has a tattoo of Jesus Christ, making the symbolism even more explicit.> Surrounded by loyal apostles—his teammates—who would willingly sacrifice everything for him.> Just like Jesus,who was said to be the LIONel of Judah, he is a global figure who inspires people not through spectacle or arrogance, but through extraordinary talent and the beauty of his game. In contrast, CRISTIANO Ronaldo is portrayed as a false "MESSIah," whose image is built on showmanship rather than quiet grace.>Before every match, he and his apostles pray using rosary beads and perform ritual baths with holy water to protect his soul from jinx and muffa.The passing of the torch symbolizes the transition between eras: the end of Christ's reign and the rise of a new prophet, represented by Allah.Every major football player belongs to a secret Masonic order. Each has a predetermined role to play in a larger cosmic script. However, the future is never completely fixed—destiny and human manifestation constantly reshape the path, allowing prophecy to evolve rather than unfold exactly as written.That's my schizo text, enjoy
Lamine Yamal should file a criminal complaint against Messi for touching his baby dick (with photographic evidence included) before the final.
>>156831617Goats baphomet
>>156830009ok Mel Gibson
>>156833036ok shit is getting weird
>>156833369That anon did all of that satanic shit just to predict that Spain is gonna whoop Argentina? These mother fuckers are Euro Cup champions, they played against Europe's best teams, the teams that mattered. There's no way Argentina will win against Spain unless Refs straight up help them. And after the Falklands shit they pull FIFA will probably help Spain.Also if Jamal will be the new Messi and not Haaland then I'll just watch baseball. Or just watch City games.
>>156831187does that mean Messi is going to win?
>>156834075HOLY SHIIEEEEEET
>>156833481I'm the same Spanish anon who wrote the previous textwall.You know that he's meant to become the new Messi. I remember how everyone knew Messi was going to be the generational talent. That's not something every club gets to experience, but anyone who watched Barcelona back then could tell he was different. He even did the "Remember my name, Lionel Messi" ad when he was only 18. That's how much people believed in his future.Yamal will become the new Messi—not because he necessarily earned it, but because, it has already been decided. Humanity is supposedly shifting away from Christianity (the old order) toward Islam, and along the way there have been countless suspicious events and what some would call coincidences.Think about all the videos of Argentine fans praying, only for Argentina to score moments later. The number of "miracles" surrounding both the 2022 and 2026 World Cups seems to go beyond ordinary match-fixing or favorable refereeing. At the very least, it would require an absurd amount of luck.Then there are the interviews. Several Argentine players have said they scored with the very parts of their bodies that had been sprinkled with holy water before the match. Lautaro himself supposedly claimed that before scoring the winning goal against England, he told his teammates exactly what he felt he was going to do.I know this sounds completely schizo, and that's the point. It's just an idea that's been stuck in my head for a while.Messi's career is genuinely strange. It goes beyond the usual accusations of rigging or buying success. There's something about it that feels almost scripted.And it's not just Messi. A surprising number of these world-famous players seem to have unusually improbable childhoods and early careers, as if they were always destined to end up exactly where they are.
>>156833481People genuinely thought England vs Argentina was gonna be another 7-1 and Argentina still won, I wouldn't be so sure that a Spain win is happening.
>>156834199>it has already been decided. Humanity is supposedly shifting away from Christianity (the old order) toward Islam, and along the way there have been countless suspicious events and what some would call coincidences.Not so fast, tomorrow and the coming months are important, also, the woke fatigue is getting real, just like The Odyssey movie and other Movies for modern audiences.
>>156829935The world is a stage
If only the GOAT had fondled my testicles when I was a child, life would have turned out so much better for me
>>156829935Was it rigged… or was it destiny?
>>156829935You are literally living in Messi's own simulationWe are NPCs
>>156834464we won because the english manager sabotaged his own team, there's no actual merit to our win other than being able to take advantage of the opportunity
>>156831187What the fuck
>>156829935Was he going to drown it?
>>156835631well.. he is black..
>>156829935This baffles me for years. Occam's answer is that it's all conspired. either by sponsors or something deeper to it.We for one know that genetical engineering is at peak, and I suspect the same for Haaland. Not so unthinkable when you consider theem being millionaires.otherwise its a literally impossible (((coincidence))).
>>156831187>out of any fucking color available>we are talking a million colors>they used the exact same shade of redlol xD
>>156833036Lmao I'll buy it good schizo posting
>>156833036I love schizoposting
>>156829935"mom why is messi messing with my butthole?"
It’s a big club, and you’re not in it
The thing is that these secrete societies at some point envolve some heavy shit, like sacrifice. I cant imagine Messi doing anything messed up like that.Maybe the more "normie" masons are spared from doing such things
>>156831187Oh God.......
>>156831855Damn... are you a miner?
>>156834784It's exactly because "woke" hasn't been well received that islamism will take charge. Women, effeminate men and disruptors of human conscience will be put in their place, forcefully if need be.
>>156831187https://x.com/ImHilarychidera/status/2077482721266336035/video/1Spain winning is not so clear cut to me. We have to factor in Netanyahu, Israel and Trump, all three are cheering voraciously for Milei and Argentina. I don't know which side will outrig it.
>>156831187>>156833036I'll believe it if Yamal plays the match of his life this Sunday. So far he has been lacking.
>>156829935I dont know if it's a sign of common grace/divine Providence or a proof the universe is rigged. One thing is sure, you gotta be a fucking retard to be atheist
>>156831097All babies look the same aside from color variation.
ok what the fuck
>>156836531God exists with probability = 1. God, however, has nothing to do with how the FIFA mafia rigs a script.
>>156830239Lmao.
>>156831187Holy fuck
>>156835778That's uh certainly a choice....
>>156836557lol nonegro babies are the ugliest with easily distinguishable features aside from skin
>>156836481There's also the pure football perspective and I don't think it's as one sided for Spain as some people think. Uruguay gave them trouble by making their game dirty and ugly, despite being nowhere near the quality of Spain. Argentina can make it ugly for long stretches and drown Spain in the mud AND they have the quality to punish them in the chaos.
>>156836205You have to do it so they know you won't whistleblow. Same as in gangs.
>>156834199I suppose it's not a coincidence that the next WC is in Saudi Arabia.
>>156837790Its sad, that goes for every famous person that we like basicaly
Messi got initiated himself in Argentina a long time ago, public humiliation ritual
>>156831187dios mio...
>>156838563Pretty much
Post the real one, chud.
You act like it's a new thing
world media is a stage and none of this is a coincidence. It's not just for money but control.This was all pre-planned and drenched in symbolism. Messi washing Yamal and eventually becoming rex mundi to control the masses by being the most popular and successful footballer on earth.my prediction: spain will win and Yamal will symbolically "wash" messi through scoring many goals, causing messi injury or something else entirely different. Yamal will become the new king of the world, leading the masses to a new aeon of control
>>156838944Didnt the opening ceremon(ies) have multiple masonic symbols thrown constantly at the viewer? This was literally the beginning of one of the "artists" performances on stage
>>156839103it absolutely did (like every opening and closing ceremony). Think about the word ceremony and what it represents.
>>156829935How does Yamal feel about Messi having seen his baby penis?
