I wish I was born in some third world shithole where I had no toilet and the joy in my life was derived from supporting my futbol team, drinking mate, dancing, seething at europeans, and easy women. Then I'd be a real person and have a soul.
seethecopedilate
>>156831281jajajajajajajajajajajajaja
mate is good thoughand i like that my packets of mate cocido at work dont get stolen
I'm not being sarcastic
>>156831281you have to go back, ranjeet
>>156831281You are a jeet
>>156831381whats wrong with that dog
>>156831281but you're indian
>>156831281Curse vishnu and allah right now
>>156831281>where I had no toiletcan instantly smell the curry slicked fingers from this projection
>>156831281what's stopping you to moving to a third world shithole
>>156831281Go back Sukdeep
>>156831430>>156831449>>156831486>>156831534>>156831552I think Vishnu and Allah are interesting from a mystical perspective. I've read a lot of esoteric and religious texts.
>>156831471hes autistic and stinky but he's a good boy
>>156831590Kek this dalit won’t do it
In another life I'd unironically would've preferred to live in Argentina, I've visited and there's so much more SOVL there than here.With a big caveat that I'd have at least a slightly above average quality of life and not be a poorfag>>156831590imagine being this insecure, you're spiritually a jeet
>>156831281Lol
What's up with Argentina and toilets?
>>156831381I like the Uruguayan style myself
>>156831669are people in the US as fake as they seem through a screen
>>156831281Sounds funny
>>156831758its a little unorthodox... we keep european teams there
>>156831281But you were bro.This is alien technology to you. It's called bidet.
>>156831281Now THIS is a massive fucking Cope and Seethe if I have ever seen one, holy shit
>>156831778>canariasIs there anything in South America that doesn't somehow derive from Spain? Have a bit of personality.
>>156831590Posting your little hand like a submissive bitchHow embarrassing, lmao
>>156831907I had a cheap bidet but it broke and started flooding my bathroom so I went back to using wipes for the time being
>>156831821yes we have a lot of fake people here, but obviously not everyone
>>156831281first world problems
>>156831669nothing's stopping you from moving there turncoat
>>156831590>>156831590nigga, you need to cut your nails no wonder why jeets feel at home in your country if you would rather post on /sp/ than take care of your personal hygiene, actually disgusting.
>>156831281>easy womenconchainflacion is through the roof
why is this canuck so assblasted by Argentina?
>>156832063It's only on my right hand because I play nylon guitar. Normies get grossed out by it sometimes but I don't care.
>>156832089i think he's being entirely serious
>>156832138well it's true, it is pretty comfy in here we really celebrate life, but we do have toilets so that's a bummer
>>156831590Now post cock. That'll be the definitely proof.
>>156832266Mods just gave me a three day for saying the ball didn't hit the cable and I don't want to be banned for the final.
>>156831281I have never seen such widespread butthurt over Argentina doing well. It's not only here, I've seen it irl too.Why is it so hard to accept they're good?
>>156832361I make some lighthearted bants while idealizing the Argentinian life and mocking the soullesness of Leafland and everyone misunderstands me. :(
>>156832413I was just kinda venting about other people I've seen crash out about Argentina and choose your post as an easy target. I realize you're not really the prime candidate for my comment.
>>156832109Gay. Nylon strings are gay and only gay nerds prefer them.Real ones prefer thick gauge drop a strings Also that is such a shitty excuse, might as well Paint your nails like a sissy you freak
>>156831281God, i fucking love the cope and seethe this is bringing out.
>>156831281Lmfao streetshitters in shambles
>>156833527I have a nylon, a steel and an electric. The guitar is the only thing I have ever been good at in my entire life. I want to learn some foreign string instrument next like a biwa or an oud.
>>156831281>where I had no toiletThe way things are going you'll get your wish sooner rather than later.
>>156831281I'm a borderline incel and I kissed a drunk cutie during the celebrations :)
>>156831281>easy womenI wishFucking argentinian accent is the hottest spanish accent, and I want an argie boyfriend so hard
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>>156831281what sport is this
Actually most people here have toilet AND a bidet. We don't dry clean our shit with paper we clean our asses with water first like any normal human being should
>>156833686>the only thing I have ever been good at in my entire life.damn bro now you're making me feel bad for calling you a streetshitter...
>>156833940>AND a bidetI'm gonna tell you a funny story, first time I saw one I was at a friend's house, I thought it was a toitlet, I was like 6 years old or something. So, my friend's mom was like NO! DON'T! and pushed me and grabbed my dick and made me piss in the toilet.
>>156831281>I wish I was born in some third world shithole where I had no toiletYou were though, RajeshNot reading the rest of your browncel seethe
>>156831758>no toilets C'mon now this is just sloppy. You could've gone for the IMF loans, the hyperinflation, the Ziobot president but you went for toilets? This HAS to be some kind of jeet projecting
>>156834024All of my spanish cousins touch each other inappropriately and I'm pretty sure they're having sex
>>156831281They hated OP because he spoke the truth
>>156834138I was going to tell you something about when I was 13 but I guess it's not /sp/ related, so I'll just say go spain, win the finalsyou can connect the dots
>>156831281>Where I had no toiletThey have, while you shit on the street.
>>156831281I mean you already have that just rephrase it as supporting your trash hockey team, drinking American cum, skating, seething at Americans and FUGLY women
>>156834024>and pushed me and grabbed my dick and made me piss in the toiletTypa scene you would see in a La Teta y La Luna style film
>>156831281Funny. When I was on the verge of killing myself at the 80' I was thinking about how good it would have been to be born in a first world country and never care about this sport.
>>156832361They should have lost 3 times already. The game against Cape Verde proved they're frauds
>>156834340>to be born in a first world country and never care about this sportIt's not too late to not care about this gay ass sport that we ignore for 3 years 11 months at a time
>>156831281most homes here have both toilet and videt thoEven shitty appartments falling down have them.I'm not questioning the other items tho
>>156834340Firsties truly do not understand the spiritual fortitude it takes m to live in el reino de fútbol
>>156833940I don't wanna bring you down, but that's because we had a huge middle eastern community and they need to wash their ass before praying. I think we came out winning, but it's not because we were more civilized or anything like that.
>>156834433>el reino de fútbolSalt Lake City???
>>156831758Why invest in infrastructure when European mouths are so eager?
>replying to chikaner threads
>>156831281The joke of it is you say we don't have toilets but you're the ones not using a bidet. You walk around with a dirty assMost likely you're indian so even if they did provide toilet with the house you were given, you still choose to shit in the streets and wipe your ass with your hand (the left one isn't it? because using the right one would be barbaric)
>>156834510Only the 7-1 was me. I apologize profusely to Argentinians. I really thought England would be an embarassing mismatch. I humongously underrated you.
>>156831281>SCREETCHING PAJEET NOISES
>>156834854A pajeet here can literally buy your whole bum life, broke ass nigga
>>156831281Just enter the suicide pod and stop being a faggot.
