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Latinix's try to take credit for Haaland's girlfriend

>Haaland's girlfriend is the ultimate proof that Latina women are in a league of their own; you can tell from miles away that she has South American blood. European women will never have that vibe, no matter how hard they try.
>Isabel Haugseng Johansen, Erling Haaland's girlfriend, is Norwegian from Bryne and has no South American ancestry.
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Would you mind posting a time-stamped picture of your hand good sir?
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>esa vibra
los panchitos son retrasados mentales
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>no tiene ascendencia sudamericana
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looks romanian to me
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looks like ur avg girl that studies in Cluj
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didnt someone post an archived link of her ig bio where she had a colombian flag?
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>>156831593
This is why we can't a nice broship with Spain.
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>>156831389
No way this girl is 100% Norwegian.
She looks nothing like them.
Ancestry test required.
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>>156831756
>>156832220
crumb of attention
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She definitely has Iberian / Italian ancestry.
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>>156832220
looks like pokimone
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>>156832340
>>156832374
i agree she has some ancestor that muddled things up. not exactly parents but grandparents
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She must descend from the 13th Warrior
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>>156831756
looks Colombian too, fuck off, looks north american, looks argentinian if you want, there are a lot of women like that worldwide, shut the fuck up
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She's probably Portuguese, maybe grew up in Norway but Haaland's got way more ancestors who were on viking ships than she has
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looks a bit jeetish
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>>156831389
yet many sudacas would rather date a 0/10 blonde whale than a 10/10 latina
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I understood nothing of that. But she's a sweet girl. Nothing like your latina whores.
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>>156832340
You have literally never seen a northern European once in your entire life. Plenty of them are a little swarthy and have brown eyes and brown hair, it's not crazy.
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>>156831593
>Panchitos
§e burla de su idioma.
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>>156831389

That girl could easily be from either the Mediterranean or South America.

You'll find that very face at any bar where I live.
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She's 100% not an ethnic Danish but then again Haaland kinda looks like an Albino nog so idk.
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>>156832613
>You have literally never seen a northern European once in your entire life. Plenty of them are a little swarthy and have brown eyes and brown hair, it's not crazy
There's 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegian guys living in my small city married to Brazilians.
All of them have blue eyes and have a different overall look.
She does not have Norwegian features.
She looks nothing like them, she looks nothing like Norwegian people we see on tv, films and sports.
She could be adopted, her mom could from South America/Spain.
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>>156832613
Not him, but it is bizarre how much she looks like an average brazilian girl. You can go out in São Paulo and find a lot of people who look exactly like her.
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>>156831389
>millions of individuals are a race and this race is a subject who can perform actions like hallucinate and get cucked
What is the name of this mental illness? Also what makes people repost xitter race bait on 4chan? Do you also get paid for it?
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>>156831593
Please just fuck our women
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>>156832613
It's not even that she's swarthy, there's just nothing Scandinavian about her phenotype at all.
If you look at swarthy Norwegians like Magnus Carlsen, you can still tell he is Norwergian despite not being blonde and blue eyed.
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>>156832374
she doesn't, she has a big robust wide face with prominent cheekbones, she looks nothing like an italian woman, that's exactly what the average germanic looks like if you darken their pigmentation

>>156832422
why do you keep sperging out about her in every thread? you're not even scandinavian
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>Yo sé que por mis rasgos, es parecido que tuviera ascendencia sudamericana, no? Pero no, onions noruega, onions bien noruega
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>>156832340
She's obviously part Mediterranean/adjacent areas
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>>156832974
she's obviously not, she has a big robust wide face with prominent cheekbones, you have no understanding of phenotypes besides pigmentation, she looks more northern european than harry kane that could pass as a blonde syrian
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>>156832875
u might confuse me with someone else
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>>156832770
Hey retardo, she looks Norwegian. Sorry to break it to you. Holy fuck.
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>>156833049
nope, it's always a romanian flag claiming she looks jewish or italian or spanish every time she's mentioned
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>>156833060
she doesnt tho, especially if u look for her without makeup

>>156833113
1st time i posted about her i think
especially 1st time saving a pic of her like i did to upload
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>>156832770
>There's 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegian guys living in my small city married to Brazilians.
In your small city too? Wtf is this phenomenon of Nord man marring brazilian women and staying here? Why not take them to Europe who is much better? Fear of some Chad take their women?
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>>156832974
>She's obviously part Mediterranean/adjacent areas
Yeah, not norwegian at all.
>>156833060
>Hey retardo, she looks Norwegian. Sorry to break it to you. Holy fuck.

She doesn't, at all.

Picrel, actual norwegians.
Does she look like any of them?
When it's revealed this girl is 50% colombian you will come back and apologize.
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>>156833179
the white man is very adventurous
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>>156833179
Most euros seem to hate cold weather and living in a small city here isn't too bad.
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>>156833008
Brother I hate to burst your bubble, but Harry Kane can walk the streets of Damascus tomorrow morning and nobody would question him not being Arab if he wasn't a world famous soccer player. Mediterraneans have a certain phenotype that YOU seem to be not understand (being white, unlike you)
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>>156833293
I suppose they earn in Dollar so they are basically God here
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>>156832470
/thread
haaland's gf is the most generic woman ever (i don't say this in a bad way)
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>>156833179
>Why not take them to Europe who is much better? Fear of some Chad take their women?

That guy in youtube (not in my city) said he's here because it's cheap and he doesn't like to work.
Funny thing is, he came here to date a girl who looks exactly like him (blue eyes, light brown hair)
He rents his house in Sweden and pays for everything here. He's also into crypto.
And yes, he uses SUS.
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>huwhite /4chins/ learns about different european complexions
Looks like hundreds of girls I have seen here. She also looks like she could be german, italian, french, spanish etc.

Don't overthink it, Pedro
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>>156833329
>And yes, he uses SUS.
Bold. Very bold.
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>>156833306
>Brother I hate to burst your bubble, but Harry Kane can walk the streets of Damascus tomorrow morning and nobody would question him not being Arab if he wasn't a world famous soccer player.
if he claimed to be a blonde syrian i would believe him

>Mediterraneans have a certain phenotype
that she does not possess
>that YOU seem to be not understand (being white, unlike you)
YOU don't seem to understand phenotypes at all

tell me what facial features of hers are "mediterranean" besides pigmentation?
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>europeans are homegrowing sudacas now
astounding. she lives in curitiba
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>First race to ever hallucinate getting cucked and enjoying it
It's ok
There are 600 million of us whereas Norway has barely a dozen million and decreasing
One roastie mixing barely makes a difference
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>favelogroids fail to grasp the concept of tans and makeup
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>>156831389
>south america
>race
lmao
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>>156833380
Not just complexion, her face seems to have some mongoloid elements. Some saami ancestry maybe.
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>>156831756
>>156832220
looks Paraguayan to me
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>>156831389
>OMG OUR WOMEN ARE SO HORNY FOR THICK VIKING COCK THIS MEANS WE ARE SUPERIOR
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>>156832613
the swede and finn that married into my family look almost albino compared to her
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Why are Latin men like this?
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>>156831389
But Haaland is ugly as fuck
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She is clearly mixed with something
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And if she is 100% Norwegian, why are people constantly shitting on Italians and Spaniards for looking partially non - white?
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>>156834119
Dumb jeet
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>>156831389
Retarded mfs in this thread. Many of what you consider white Europeans have dark hair and brown eyes. Even scandis, she probably got alpine euro blood. Depending how long her people have been in norway she likely carries viking genes in her despite not showing them.
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>>156835525

Her lips, nose and eye shape are distinctly non - euro
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>>156833060
No, Mbatelele. She doesn't. Also you need to go back
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>>156831389
reminds me of alicia vikander who is supposedly 3/4 swedish and 1/4 finnish
is varg still wasting his time on xitter? someone should ask him his opinion lel
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>>156835541
So are halaands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She probably gets botox and fillers and touch ups like crazy.
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>>156833236
Top left for me
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>>156836737
Yes he is
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>>156831389
I heard there's a similar phenomenon in the UK. Pakistani and Indian women calling themselves "the latinas of europe" and talking shit at actual latinas going "what the fuck" over it.
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>>156835400
Look at her midface/lower upper face. Classic Neolithic mongoloid characteristic from various Chinese Neolithic sites and in line with modern mongoloids.

>>156836737
Vikander actually looks like a gracile med, slightly out of place but not all that much when you consider how far north GAC was. Haaland's gf on the other hand is very different.

>>156836797
Haaland has a WHG upper face. Very European.
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why is there so much simpery for women now? instead of taking ego away from white women, simps give latinas and indian women ego
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>>156837580
Yeah I'm not surprised, the White simp freaks, that can't pull White women because White women are race traitors, giving non-White slags an ego and entitled by sticking their unwanted dick in poo skin sluts
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Panchitada histórica.
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>>156838491
Lmao this has always been the case.



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