CAN HE STOP MESSI?
>>156831447What happens if you cut his hair?
He's Jewish, so he surely knows his darkest tricks.
>>156831447>CAN HE STOP MESSI?Does Messi have better ball control than Olisé?
>>156831447He’s awesome. I sure hope so.
>>156831483it would be extremelly painful
>>156831506did Olisé played the other day?
>>156831497Is that true? If so, he’s one of the greatest jewish athletes of all time
>>156831447My ancestor!
>>156831483it would be extremely painful
>>156831447Yes and also it would be poetic>Barca's greatest son defeated by a Madrid defender
>>156831564After LeBron James.
>>156831558>did Olisé played the other day?For 72 minutes, yeah, that's how forgettable he was. Anytime he tried virtually anything offensively Cucurella immediatly denied him his chance and regained the ball. He looked like a normie who plays an occasional match on weekends vs a professional footballer.
>>156831541>>156831541>>156831541>>156831541
>>156831497 He's not jewish
>>156831483
>>156831447Yes but not Infantino infiltrating his bank account with a pile of gold
while eating a paella, evenbtw I'm drinking a estrella
>>156831889haaland tiembla que viene cucurella
this NT just as 2022 is not just Messi+10, that's why Spain will not win, their structure is about high pressure and possession, counterattacking will be easier than ever
>>156831659Fair
>>156831483It will ruin the timeline.
>>156832027What makes you confident you'll consistently be able to break through their high defensive line fast enough without repeatedly losing the ball.
>>156831921haaland tiembla, here's one to cucuI found it funny how he took it as an insult when it was actually a compliment, like saying "best player in the PL, tremble, cucurella is coming"
>>1568315414u
>>156831497He shares a name with one of the most brutal roman Emperors. I doubt he is jewish.
>>156832027>counterattacking will be easier than everWe didn't let France counterattack onceWe just finish the play with a long shot and reorganize
That smug sudaca manlet is hankering for a real hard no lube Cucaraping™
>>156831447I hope his hair gets stuck inside his eyelids and he trips and dies, that cunt.
>>156831447some retard will foul him and we'll end up playing with 10, probably paredes
looking forward to unai simon again abandoning the goal for no reason and still working out
>>156832293>We didn't let France counterattack onceThey had a few.
>>156831564>jewish>athleteIsn't that an oxymoron? I guess they'd win at extreme penny eating.
>>156831497>Caracalla>jewishdoes he know?
>>156831483He's gonna bring down the walls of the stadium
>>156832027Anulo mufa
>>156832462Sandy Koufax was incredible. After that, uhh
>>156832293let's be honest, france didn't showed up
>>156831541you're a big guy
>>156832462>competitive money eatingSHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I hope there's some situation where the ball touches his hair and it costs them the game, then maybe he'll cut that disgusting shit off
>>156831447Fuck this bootlegg Puyol.
my father hates cucurella's hairwhenever he's on screen my bald father says fuck that hippie
>>156831447>CUCU-CUCURELLA SE COME UNA PAELLA
>>156832027ANULO MUFA
>>156832556No one ever shows up against us for some reason
>>156832273>Not knowing that historically, Jews frequently changed their names to avoid being found outLol, lmfao even
>>156831447
>>156831483Samsonian tragedy
>>156832331>>156832353 Argentine players need to deploy every shithousery in the book to fuck with him and the other Spaniards. Both teams speak the same language. Make him lose his composure.
>>156831447No. Argentina will win.
>>156832776Looks like Griezmann.
>>156831447what is this guy story and why do people hate him?
>>156832103I watched every Argentinian game so far and it's absolutely better than 2022, Spain is doing better and better with each game but is not as fast as 2010 spain. They have to play their best match to win against Argentina
>>156832027You won every single game because the other team conceded the ball. This guys keep the ball to the point of boredom, I really dont see how you can beat them vonsidering both styles
>>156831497>jewishHe is just Catalan which is pretty much the same
>>156832932>get da ball and kick da balltruly riveting concacafag analysis
>>156832526see >>156832390
>>156831483you can't cut it, it's like metalhe basically took all the strong follices for his entire country, which is why your typical spanish guy is balding at 25
>>156832969Yeah, thats football
>>156832923 I like Cucurella but I'm rooting for Messi, and against Yamal, in the final
>>156831447YesMessi better start working on his LW game if he wants to win.
>>156832932both teams are experts at tiki taka
>>156832776What if he transforms into his final form?
>>156833131>ball gets stuck in his hair>runs into the goal rugby style
>>156833105Argentina? not really, unless tiki taka counts as the passing cuti and licha does when we are SUFFERING spain can pull up some great passing but it is still not tiki taka, they will not be able to do that shit against Argentina, it's far too risky
>>156833105prioritizing possession and passing alone doesnt make it actual tiki taka, I think. Bu yeah, they have more similarities than what Im giving credit for
>>156833105I think we should win, but I also think that the Argie midfield is not like France's and shouldn't be underestimated. You can actually compete there. You don't play tiki taka, you don't need it. When Tuchel parked the bus for no reason I just saw a constant argentinian siege from the right side, we can cover that, but you ended up scoring from the mid field and then the guys with the biggest balls won.
>>156833131that's just fellani
>>156831447Imagine being unable to stop a 170cm 40 year old man. Pathetic.
>>156833131GK strats
>>156833131Me in the back
>>156832776Yo it's Jake Gyllenhaal
>>156834032tru dat
>>156831497>it's the joooos
