Why don't they just have someone come off the bench and break this faggots legs?
i have a mentally retarded brother and he asked this same question
They unironically played like that in the 80s.Thats why after the red card the team is forced to play with one less player otherwise it would be a good strategy to just make some shitter sacrifice himself and break the top strikers leg.
>>156833826They're unbreakable because he spent most of his youth on HGH. That's why he can still play at 39
>>156833826If you think the worst that would happen is an expulsion, you have no idea. You injure Messi and FIFA will send thugs to rape your family.
>>156833826ya seething
>>156833826Because they will kill you if you do that
not only would they come to actually kill you, they would probably come to rape and kill your family members as well
>>156834070They're 5'7".
I wish Argentina played with class at least, but they're a fckn mess. Worst style of football ever
>>156833826Only if you do the same to yamine camel so there are no ngubu manufactured heroes. I mean somebody managed to give Maradona cocaine
>>156833826they've been doing that for the past 20 years, he just gets back up and keeps running
>>156833826you don't want Argentina fans anger directed toward you,they are that much insane that I don't discard biological or chemical attacks to avenge Messi
>>156833826>try to broke his leg >he dodge>he score an amazing goal Kek Nothing personal kid
>>156834148that's what you said about your defenders and they couldn't prevent lautaro from scoring off a header even having two guys marking him
You would unironically be lynched.
whats harder to break in half? a 7 foot stick, or a 7cm stick?You gotta come with some extra power, hes just a little manlet but they are harder to snap in half. Hard to do that quick without his boyfriends jumping in
>>156834070>>156834107>>156834207You people are insane. You’re telling me Messi is off limits? You can’t even bump him slightly aggressively or else bad things will happen to you. This “sport” is so gay lol.
>>156833826Infantino has snipers positioned in every stadium Pissi plays
>>156834287Well imagine it's the NFL. Surely there's at least one fucking team that, if you actually target their QB with ill intent to injure him, some players will come out willing to murder youNo?
>>156833826They tried. He just tosses them
>>156833826he's made out of rubber, just look at this shit, he rested a few days and he was playing again
>>156834287Well basically imagine someone deliberately crippling Tom Brady, LeBron or Michael Jordan at their peak.And then throw in a racial/ethnic and nationalist element because it'd be done by people representing another country. And they may have supporter club ultras known for casual violence or in some cases sectarian paramilitary ties.
>>156834380>3 fouls in 5 secondsWhy are they so dirty? They can't even win by playing like this, I'd be embarrassed
>>156833826Go rob a bankFaggot
>>156834560>sectarian paramilitary tiesThey sell drugs and resell tickets. The worst thing they’ve done in decades is setting cars on fire But I do agree they wouldn’t let it slide if someone injured Messi on purpose
>>156834358>>156834560Why are you guys replying earnestly to that that retarded troll? Save your hands. He's just wasting your time.
>>156834380It's like a fucking action movie
>>156834010Cry harder excuse making bitch
>>156833826SEETHING
>>156834560They are doing this to Caitlin Clark and the WNBA allows it
murika fuck yeah
>>156834380pure cinematography, I'm gonna miss this lil dude so much when he's gone...
>>156834632I wasn't specifically thinking Argie ultras with the para bit. Casual violence i'd expect out of most less middle class clubs. Paras are more an NI thing although I expect many of them are retired at this point.
>>156834380jesus lol
>>156833826Real tried for more than a decade
>>156833826That's exactly what Real Madrid players tried to do back in the day but they still couldn't stop him. One time Messi got elbowed so hard he lost a tooth but he kept playing with gauze in his mouth and beat them.
>>156834287You will ruin things for millions of betters and lose millions to maybe a billion in profit to everyone involved in bets worldwide. It might be dangerous.
>>156833826if you break his legs fans will hunt you down to the ends of the earth
>>156834670Yeah, but it tickled my autism. Like imagine an american not getting why it's a bit more dangerous when dealing with people who do respond with violence. Even if you're black and throwing around accusations of racism.
>>156834287>Just an stupid own goalhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar
>>156834287Back towards the end of Gretzky's career in the NHL, players from the opposite team would warn him like ten seconds ahead of time that they're coming behind him so they don't get their shit rocked for touching him >"Look out Mr Gretzky I'm coming up behind you"
>>156833826Every defender and midfielder has tried too. All it did was give him an easy penalty or freekick.
>>156833826Your pal Bellingham tried at the end...
