Daily Mail cover dropped
>>156835772Hilarious, how do they keep coming up with these howlers
>>156835772KWAB
Blame it on Kane
>>156835772>Southgate: Me must look in the mirrorFunny, considering the players showed exactly the kind of mentality yesterday that he worked hard to instill in them over years.
HE IS UNABLE TO
>>156835772What is wrong with British media lmao
Southgate haunting the bottom of the page.
>>156835772HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 4.5 ENGLISH MEN
>>156835866They love to stab the heart and twist the blade while it’s in there.
>>156835772Why are journalists so rude?
You just know some pencil-neck dork copywriter is patting himself on the back for that tagline
>>156835866They wanted to be clever and reference Cain and Abel and worked their way back.
>>156835772>SoufgateIf only they had Norfgate...
I'm not convinced Kane has ever actually been a good player.>b-but he scores lots of goals!Kevin Phillips scored 30 goals in the EPL for Sunderland and you'd never see anyone pretend he was good. Strikers just get the final credit for the product of a full team's creation.
>>156835838Yes
>>156835948Giggled. Thank you.
>>156835772>top 4 is unacceptableWhat the fuck??
>>156835819The papers recycle these amongst themselves constantly. I've seen variations of this particular 'Cain and Abel' pun at least a dozen times over the years.
>>156835866they are unironically the source of all our woes and every last british journalist deserves the romanov treatment
>Blaming it on Kane and not Tuchel>>156835956>Strikers just get the final credit for the product of a full team's creation.You make it sound simple but players that are able to do this consistently are incredibly rare.
Oh come on, this was not on the players
>>156835772Kane literally got the same amount of goals he got last world cup when he won golden boot...
>>156836024Tuchel is an immigrant chud, don’t blame him for whiteys fuckup
>Southgate we must look in the mirrorWhat did he mean by this?
>>156835772It's fucking wild that in the last cup they had 3 black players to shoot the final penalties so the winning shot would be a black player in every cover - and they all lost.Now they blame it all on Kane lmao
>>156835901howling at this ngl
>>1568360502018 WC I mean
>>156835943>wanted to be clever and reference Cain and AbelMissed opportunity not to go with "Citizen Kane" when the event is in the US.
>>156835772KANE NOT ABLE would have been better what a blunder
>>156836063>Blame it on the KaneGlad to see I'm not the only one who remembers Milli Vanilli around here.
>>156835979Yeah nothing to do with immigration kek
>>156835772I love me some british humor.
KANE? WTFHe was all over the pitch, stealing balls, struggling, how was he supposed to do all of that and then also score? WTF DID BELL-END HAM EVEN DO?
>>156835772HAHAHAHA
>>156835943How is this "joke" even remotely funny?>OH NO NO HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THIS OTHER NAME FROM THE ANCIENT TEXTS LOLOLOLDo British really or is this just a retarded journalist thing?
>>156836153Bellingham allowed Enzo to have a free shot.
>>156836153Bellingham is a finisher, he needs passes, usually from Gordon. But guess who got subbed off for no reason whatsoever.
question, not necessarily related to england:do immigrant players fight for the shirt like players who trace their lineage in a country back a hundred years or more?
>>156835772that's so lame
>>156836139We have immigration because of our journalist occupied government
>>156835866It’s a total mystery
forgot he even played. shoulda subbed him out at 1-0 for rashford and try to kill them on the counters. they were clearly gassed after pressing in the first half. tuchel classic.
>>156835956He has never been, especially compared to those from 10-20 years ago.
>>156835772something about this front page is just grimthe concept of getting old and not making it no matter how hard you tried, and worse, being ridiculed for it by younger people is just bleak
>>156836295>But guess who got subbed off for no reason whatsoever.the dude was gassed, hell he didn't celebrate his goal he was liike fuck it git me outta here if yall niggas lose it aint my prob lol
>>156835956I think on a technical level he is elite but weakminded. Too many years at spurs.
>>156836419>hype up player who is just decent as a GOAT>player is just decent>REEEEEEE WHY HAS THE GOAT FAILED USWhat is their problem lol
>>156835772Is it really a good strategy to mock your own national team?
>>156836483>hype up player who is just decent as a GOAT>player is just decentThey're praising Messi though!?
>wednesday edition>'southgate's side'it's (badly) edited, you dumbfucks
>>156835772>Messi masterclass
>>156835866American journalists are real evil while British journalists are cartoon evil.
>>156835772Notice when there's bad news they put a white guyNgubus get only positive media coverage
>>156836851At this point what’s even the difference between Southgate and Tuchel
Funny but they need to bury TuchelKane was crap but Tuchel deserves more criticism and should be the story
>>156836063Assuming we're just talking about Euros and WCs, the last cup was Euro 2024. What you're talking about was Euro 2020/2021.
>>156835838He was bad.
>>156836483>>156836619>player refuses to do the hard yards and actually press from the front>ghosts every major tournament>doesn't graft which ANYONE can do, look at Vardy/Suarez>occupies the captaincy and never gets subbed because of it>suddenly down a goal he finds tons of energy to run after the ball and play with it>"poor guy leave him alone"KYSIf they played Watkins and Rogers from the start of every match this tourny we would look a miles better team.
>>156835956They had him play human trebuchet launching balls to his wingers from the deep midfield. He played his part well but it was a retarded strat.
>>156837041i don't give a fucki'm just pissed off at this site full of retards falling for obvious fake shit all the timeif you want to look at the actual covers they're herehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qvewzn1e1o
PARK THE BUS BACK HOME!
>>156837176I suspected the cover was fake when I read "break England hearts", I wasn't sure if that was correctly written or not
>>156837521it is actually grammatically acceptable to say 'break' there, if treating 'argentina' as a plural noun, even if it is past tensebut yes i do think 'breaks' is better in context and would more likely have been used
>>156835772>>156835978>Bible punsLmfao does British media really? Is there any more examples of this Cain and Abel gag?
>>156836954>but americagive it a fucking rest mohammad lmfao
>>156835772That's unfair to Kane. If someone should be in that cover, it should be Tuchel for parking the bus.
>>156835772Brits are fucking ruthless
>>156835772Not able to what?
>>156837176>MahmoodTopkek
>>156837041It's almost like it doesn't matter who the coach is and England is just not capable of producing players good enough to break through against the best soccer nations in a sport with no parity.
>>156837897England is THE soccer nation. This stuff is on the magnitude of Americans throwing Olympic basketball or baseball, consistently, every time.
>>156835901KEKEK
>>156838109It was their sport first, but other countries have proven to be better soccer factories than they are. Globohomo bit them in the ass by making it the world's sport.
>>156836055Tuchel didn't do a damn thing once England went up 1. The entire final 30 minutes was completely controlled by Argentina since England tried to park the bus and play not to lose, when in the first half they looked like an entirely different (and much better) team.
>>156836055
kane literally saved them more than once
If only Kane didn't play golf with le orange man!
>>156835772I exploded at the Southgate mention lmfao he's one to talk
>>156836333well the issue definitely does start with a j.
>>156835772Shouldn't have gone golfing with Trump
>>156836483our media are among the most evil people on the planetthe only reason those faggots aren't into the truly evil stuff like organ harvesting or human trafficking is because they lack the balls
>>156838109england has only beaten a big team 3 times in their history2 of those were in 1966, the other was 1962they were barely relevant in the past and they're not relevant at all in the modern eraremember, korea and turkey also made semifinals in the modern era. Sometimes the draw just lets you roll through for free.
>>156835772Fuuuark Kane doesnt deserve this. True he didnt play good in this last match but he is a selfless captain and did so much for England, even if he had to deal with players much better than him and being the escapegoat for congo, mongo, jombo and the coach mistakes. Reminds me of Brazil blaming Neymar for the loss of 2022 but even with his Godlike assistences those retards couldnt score.
>>156836905Feels like something JP Varsky would write and feel proud about.
>>1568364792bh if you can't play on the pitch full time then you shouldn't be taken in consideration to play the fucking World Cup.
>>156838366>>156838109Mexicans and englandos gotta be the most delusional fans here, there's a big discrepancy between what the teams are and what they think they are.
>>156836259Newspapers haven't had any prestige since they banned putting topless women in them, and it shows
>>156835772I'm happy for Argentina, but I feel sorry for Kane. He's such a gentleman and deserves better
>>156836419Why would you ever feel pity for a multimillionaire
>>156838366>euro finals twice in a row>bronze match next>consistently in top5 FIFA rankingI mean, come on...
>>156838811already addressed>Sometimes the draw just lets you roll through for freefifa rankings are also meaningless, belgium was top for years despite beating nobody
>>156838151Premier League is still by far the strongest league despite the competition receiving constant billion dollar investments and deals. That alone should give them a free ride to trophies.
>>156835772Why Kane dou and not Tommy Tuckle?
>>156838841>responds instantly to a comment on his 90 minutes old postkek get a life sheepfucker
>>156835866Blaming it on Kane instead of the ghost of Floydingham who didn't appeared in the whole match so Niggers get zero blame
>>156838841Trying to deny England's relevance in football especially during 2020's is just delusional is all I'm saying.
you can said Cain Dis-abled Kanehaha
>>156835772Unironcally Brit press should be shot publicly
>>156838760my post has nothing to do with pity for KaneI am just talking about that specific concept
>>156839081I am not "denying" their relevance; I am stating their irrelevanceIt's a team that doesn't matter; whenever anyone sees their name appear as an opponent, they're left thinking>oh good, we get a bye this round
>>156838946Remember how people rag on Italy being a failure because Serie A is full of foreigners(among other reasons), the Premier League is a lot worse in that regard.
>>156835772Lmfao peak savagery
>>156835968If you are a small team it's fineIf you are england, it's rubbish
>>156836048Is Tuchel's fault that Bellendham and Kane were such weakminded bitches, then? You can blame him for choosing the wrong tactics and even the wrong subs, but why didn't any of the English players took charge and said, let me have the ball and we'll advance from there? You know, like that bloke Messi did?
>>156839081If one has to face a "top" team during knockouts everyone should always wish for England.It's the easiest matchup.
>>156835772if they win it's bellingham, if they lose it's kane. sad!
>>156840174True, but no matter, Mourinho will break the buck anew. He wants to fuck with mbappe’s ego clearly and focus on Bellinger as a star
I can't remember the last time I've read a physical newspaper.
>>156835772The fuck your CF supposed to do? It's always the midfield, not a striker.
>>156835772Wonder what the cover would've been if England won
>>156835866jews love puns, they think it's the most clever trick
>>156840357That is a horrible idea. Mbappé may be a mufado brainlet, but he's much more talented than Bellingham and more suited to be a star player for the project. I personally think this Madrid team will be a disaster, but they'd stand a much better chance at looking decent if they drop either Mbappé or Ficticius, and focus on the one that's left while getting an actual number 9.
Surprising they didn't go with tuchel as a scapegoat But I'm sure the next cover will
>>156835937The English can't see another Englishman rise above his station and is always ready to cut him down. Disgusting really.
>>156835838I blame Argentina for being based
>>156835772Where was he in that match I don't remember seeing him?
>>156838224Kek, very good work Adolf
>>156835866Bongs are spiritually a foid society and it showes most in their gossipy media
>>156840174He literally picked the team for the cup himself
>retards falling for obvious AI slopState of this board.Here's the true front page.
>>156842579Who?
>The Ghost of Ghana>The Norwood of Norway>The Analplug of Argentina
>>156835772Why didn't they blame the ngubus for losing the euro finals?
>>156842579>dumped out by... you know whoThis writting is so fucking shit that I have an easier time to believe it's real compared to OP's
>>156835772>Fill the "English" team with Africans>They lose>Media blames into on one of the only white players remainingMeanwhile:>Southgate insists 3 Africans take the winning penos at the Euros>the headline in the news paper is already planned:>"Three English Lions Bring Football Home" [insert image of 3 Africans]>they all miss>England lose>media spends the next few weeks blaming racism against Africans
>>156835772If he was a nigger they would call him a brave lionThe Murdoch family are traitors
