What’s up with England players marrying land whales?
>>156837091English Rose
You would think his exercise routine would rub off a bit. Years ago I had a coworker who went to the gym daily and just that rubbed off on me
There’s not many white women left in England so you gotta take what you can get
This is the natural state of British women past the age of 20
Brits are sensitive people, they marry ugly women for being "in love".Unlike brazilian players that mary prostitutes, instagram models, escorts etc..
>>156837091They've been together since they were literal children man at least he's having white kids
If you saw a video of him talk you'd get that hard autism feeling. His choice of woman + antics on the pitch I'd say he's is a turbo autist
>>156837091He stuck with someone he loves, who gave him children even after she got heavier. I think it’s nice and not something to mock him for. Maybe he just also just likes bigger women.
>>156837158And trannies
>>156837091Can take more beatings
>>156837091Maybe she drains his balls the way he likes and has been there from the jump. Not everything is about looks.
>>156837091hoeflation is just that out of control. multimillionaire athlete chad = fat blown out roastoid
>>156837091English people are generally absurdly hideous, it's just a looksmatched English couple
>>156837158I rather marry a cute rostie than a land whale, and most of chubbies a dated, were even rostier seeking validation trough sex.Isaac Newton died as a virgin for a reason.
>>156837255Stop, Faveliton, you were already btfo in the other thread
>>156837091You wouldn't get it + they are great mothers
>>156837091You literally cannot complain about your partner's weight in this European North Korea.
>>156837287The photos don't lie. Every time English crowd is shown, it's full of ogres and bog creatures straight out of low budget horror movies.
>>156837307>vidrelAs if you can't tell how many calories you're eating from how full you are
>>156837197nobody marries trannies
>>156837091High test
Surely he's fucking hot Stacies on the side right
>>156837091If you're wife/gf doesn't care about her weight she's in control she has you in her pocket and you're the wife and she has high potential to cuck you
>>156837091Pffwooaaarrrhhh Id fuck Declans wife every single day of my life if I could. She is unironically got af look at those tetarinos bros
>>156837091They can beat them up guilt free
>>156837091I never dated a landwhale nor ugly women but lately I feel like giving it a go. Pretty women look great but they are annoying as fuck, demanding and their ego is a tough thing to handle. It's not worth the hassle. Someone had experience dating outside the norm to know if they are any different? I'm at a point where I'm willing to compromise.
>>156837091it reminds them of the hunt
>>156837255>liverpool
>>156839131>she has high potential to cuck youonly the potential because who the hell would want to fuck that
This is the regular state of men these days. Walk around a college campus. Great looking dudes with the most sad mid-below gfs
>>156837284>Isaac Newton died as a virgin for a reason.Homosexuality being a crime
>>156839367It’s not any different with any other women. In fact, you’re gonna have a worse time trust me, dudes like approachable girls and they’re easy
>>156839367i dated a fat girl when i was 15. she had a cute face, blonde, blue eyes, popular, very likeable, but fat. after i nutted i felt shame because she was fat. my family loved her. if you're shameless (in a good sense) then by all means try it out and see how it feels to you. also i imagine not all fat/ugly women are equal lmao, but trying it out and seeing how it feels for you is key. also she gave great head, deep throat and all
>>156837091if this is the best a professional athlete with 8 figure salary can do, what hope does the average man have?shit is absolutely fucked beyond all comprehension
>>156839502you're joking right? i see regular dudes with great looking girls on the regular. just because the guy is a professional athlete it doesnt mean that they're this super chad that dates great looking women, regular dudes can pull it off too
>>156837091Rice just seems like a very genuine guy. I find him and his fat wife very admirable compared to the vapid, shallow, and soulless personal lives of most professional athletes.Also, judging from the top pic, she has the potential to be very pretty if she lost the weight.
>>156837091Come on, he has money to get a home gym and she has no excuse since she doesn't have to work.
Because they love eachother? Guessing you guys wouldnt understand
>>156837091They can't run away.
>>156839551Your cope is hilarious, if you marry a fat bitch you failed as a man period, You're not less vapid for fucking a pig
>>156839683You are Vietnamese.
>>156839694I'm a sex tourist, you're probably a landwhale defending her kin
>>156839462Wrong, redditor.
I am married to a fatty and I love her for many reasons incuding liking fat girls.But man if I was rich I would cheat on her every day. I try not to but if I had the ability to fuck any girl I wanted to kn a whim I couldn't help myself.He's strong.
>>156837158Brits took pride in being highly disciplined at all times. Being fat is a critical failure of discipline. Fatties are unironically the downfall of a civilization and represent decay and death.
>>156839753>having to pay for sex>being poor and having to go fuck cheap Vietnamese whores on a budgetYou're the winner, anon.
>>156839753Any vietmonkey you could possibly stick your penis in is objectively worthless compared to the fattest of british roses
>>156839850I know I am, since that's objectively a superior life to marrying a disgusting fat bitch. You get back to putting the fries in that bag so you can afford to travel like me, mr landwhale sympathizer
>>156839905Your delusion is hilarious, jeet. A 4 here is basically an 11 in bongsland. Fat whores with stretchy vulva YIKES
>>156839683>>156839753>>156839908kill yourself. here's your (You)s
>>156839908I am truly envious of you choosing to spend your time among bugs and bugpeople in a hot humid third world shitter.
>>156837091The crazy part is that she would be very pretty if she weren't obese and he has so much money to help her lose weight. Ozempic isn't even that expensive even for regular people. He must have a fetish or something.
>>156839905you can keep themI would love a session with vina sky
