NZ vs Windies ODI 3 of 5 tomorrowBard plays this weekend which is what we're really waiting for
*resuscitates dying genny*
DNR
>making a /cric/ threadrespect the dedication lad, good on ya
Wogball ends this week/cric/ won in the end
YFO
Reminder Croatia with a population 1/20th that of engshitters has reached more legitimate WC finals than engshittersHonestly not even ragging on engshitters as much as engshitters would do to others becsuse of just how badly they choked. Their intrinsic utter cowardice will haunt engshitters for generations
gonna be honest, can't think of a single cricketing wc final that's featured croatiathoughbeit on a related note, croatia does have the same number of legitimate cricketing wc final wins as england
Reckon Croatia could whitewash India if they put their minds to it
fatty just tried a threadsplit lmaohopefully stays there though
>>156841416>>156841416>>156841416didn’t see thislmoaanyway>>156841416>>156841416>>156841416
>business idea. make a second (worse) cric threadcould see this catching on lads, might be just what we need to save our sport
Poor old engshitter bnob still MIA after getting the piss beaten out of him last night by his gay stepdad
*bes posting* (in /cric/)
Zachy mixing his Indian persona with his real persona again lads
indian zachy isn't real?
>>156841899yh, its just britjeet and there is no zachy. All just a larp from a leicester paki with an inferiority complex.
>second ODI alreadythey sure don't like to hang around. Wonder how many more they have to lose before Brook and McCullum are sacked from the white ball?
seems ridiculous they didn't just clear Baz out completely form the coaching rolewhy would you want that stink hanging around
>What ICC called an ‘evolved competition format’ for next year’s World Cup in their press release, the bottom three of the 14 teams that qualify for the World Cup will face off in a round-robin ‘super series’ and the team placed at the top of the table will then move to ‘round two’, which is effectively the group stage.>The 12 teams here will be divided into two groups of six, 30 matches will be played across the two groups, following which the top three sides from each group will move to the Super 7 round, where teams will face each other in a round-robin format. The seventh team in the Super 7 round will be the best fourth-placed team from the two groups. The top-four teams at the end of the Super 7 round will then qualify for the semi-finals.?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
3lol pls m8
>>156842248yea it's fuckedI hate the ICC so much it's unreal, this is a dog's dinner
>>156842248yh crazy
>hire an Australian>win the world cup>hire a New Zealander>win nothingJust what were they thinking
>"""""""""win""""""""" the world cupease up sunshine
>every foreign coach of engshitter cricket has had an overall winning record>the overall record of engshitter coaches is a losing oneKek engshitter /weakminds/ need to be ruled over by a Jonny F. Makes sense when you realise they've been conquered and ruled over by foreigners for 2000+ years and counting
love him while you have him regardless lad
remember when that guy's "dog" shat on the rug
any rugshittermen in?
>>156843862>>156843862>>156843862it's up
oi rugshitterlad you in?>he actually took a picture and posted it
>yh m8 lets make a 20th laugh at thread since last night rent free, notice there wasn't this much seething after France, Brazil, Portugal or the US went out.
yea very poor effort that, part of the cancer of /sp/ if I'm honestnot a good look
cricketing &c
>>156841468I liked your thread mate
>>156840587Its the third one ive made today
>>156843367Hes been watching too much bear grylls
I cannot wait for the divegrass to be done withI unironically love a 6 day old /cric/ with sub 400 posts
Just remembered India got whitewashed in their one and only sport by Ireland
>>156845152lmao this can't be true
>>156845152howling
>>156845152Just remembered that England have 0 major sporting achievements in World cups since 60 years (asterisked world cups don't count)
>>156845152better to loss to small teams to give them hopefuel and then defeat big teams to win the worls cup, still your t20 world cup champions
They're still seething lads
>SAAR PLEASE DO THE HOPEFUEL
https://youtu.be/O9UsVxn6VrA?t=3786:15 timestamp
they're still trophyless lads
>>156845757i think they mightve won the ashes before
>>156845742cool banter lad, now please put your ODI WC on the table
>the greatest player to ever average 30 in test cricket
>>156845826>>156842492
wait, so they lost both of the matches against Ireland??but they're the T20 world champs right?
cazzie here - ireland must be one of the better teams in the world i presume?
just learnt the difference between presume and assume lads
you know what they say, when you assume, you are an arse
They call you learnerbro
>>156842492love the chillies
bow to the King, peasants.
Yh reckon England have already lost this
never watched Ricky Ponting play live, was his pull shot better than Rohit's?
>>156846370Will the Indians change the format of the IPL to 50 over cricket after this series victory?
>>156846607no, this is revenge for the t20 series
GONE GOTTEM PISS OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
>>156842248They should stop pretending that they care about growing the game. I hate Indians so much it's unreal. Everything must be done to placate Star Sports and only cater to the Indian market.
>>156842248>>156847037Interesting take on this in the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/jul/15/cricket-world-cup-revamp-india-pakistan-icc>The ICC statement confirming the changes claimed they would give “greater context, competitiveness and consequence”, although the possibility of two India v Pakistan matches – the most lucrative fixture in terms of broadcast revenue – may be more relevant to the governing body’s thinking.I can just imagine it now: India & Pakistan will get drawn together in the same group, Pakistan end up finishing 4th but conveniently did better than the comparative team in the other group, India & Pakistan play in the Super Seven, Pakistan inevitably finish 5th to 7th.
Ffs of course I missed the c&b straight after Roshit got out
>Piss rat has never scored an ODI century in England >and still won’t because this is Wales
Yh England are not winning this with this dogshit bowing
>manlet fielding
>>156847608>>156847549>roshit>piss ratkek what level of cope is this? Have they not hammered England enough over the years?
Why don’t you lurk for 5 years before posting? I’m going to give you some advice, if you’re this triggered you shouldn’t post on this website. You lot can’t handle banter, sad but true.
jamboy is upset now :(
Roshit ShartmanVilerat Coolie
If Harry Brooks was fat he'd be called Harry Rivers iykwim haha
lol didn't even know there was a match todayat least /myguy/ scored wellHope Englund wins so the third ODI has some meaning
>>156848392haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
Ayer? More like Ayy..yer shit lol
>England has to get Africans and Muslims to win a matchhow can you lot feel any pride in your team?My team may lose but we're all Indians
india is a country made up by Britishers lad
uttaraṃ yatsamudrasya himādreścaiva dakṣiṇam |varṣaṃ tadbhārataṃ nāma bhāratī yatra santatiḥ ||The country that lies north of the ocean and south of the snowy mountains is called Bharatam; there dwell the descendants of Bharata.
234 it is brit bros
>Shitdia struggling to 233 all out at CardiffPathetic
just leaving Milton Keynes after spending 4 nights there mind-boggling how anyone can actually live there
Mind boggling how a "person" can live in a bedsit
>>156847780>>156847792>they think I am triggered from their banter kek, although I will admit, unlike the English that have been reduced to a submissive, lolcow position where they have learnt to take it back like champs after years of humiliation rituals in sports, us Indians are more used to giving it out rather than taking it
indeed, I actually viewed a bedsit but it just wasn't a viable option in the end
Good start to the proceedings
>DUCKett
GOATrah is the Kryptonite of Anglocucked Engshitters. And indeed, he reminds them.
Vickram Digwa did nothing wrong
does ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT think it's test?score some fucking runs
tears man, prasidh krishna is considered a meme in India how is he troubling England so much
Las Mahalvinas Son Hindudesh
44-0 vs 33-2
>white umpire giving away free no balls to white teamconcerning
>>156839882At T20 finals day this weekend (will begrudgingly cheer on the cidermen) so won't be playing this round of fixtures unfortunately
Bongland sisters not like this.
gonegot 'imfuck off
>brook>next in line engshitter captainHowling
notice the sudden disappearance of engshitter flags when they start losing, can give it out but can't take it
brook is a fucking brainlet. meme player
>have to wait till 27th Sept for the next ODI series
>>156851357Even i'm inclined to give them a bit of a pass today they're still in hiding from the shock at how their /weakmind/ was exposed last night. Tbh even i'm still in disbelief at that chokeWas the engshitter humiliation last night a bigger act of cowardice than Dunkirk?
Why have we put in a nightwatchman in a one dayer?
kekohli
Ynr harry brook used his final knock in the deciding winner takes all 4th innings of the deciding final test vs peewees as warmup practice for the meaningless memehit series the following week
>>156851388You'll like whoever the (((upper))) class wants to be your captain, chud. You just don't get cricket like they do.
>>156851440Has to be, but it's not even a shock anymore, it's the engshitter classic. Eternal weakminds that have always relied on foreign forces to bail them out
>174 from 222how can you even lose this?
You can only post in /cric/ if you've never lost a series to fucking ireland
>5 match series again NZnice
>>156851440Don't watch much football, do you
Dube englel ko le dube
>>156852199Of course he does. Don't you remember the great Indian team that qualified to the- erm. Nevermind.At least make fun of England if you're actually good at the sport. I'd love to crack his skull
>internet tough guy bitch
Anyway, going to sleep. We will lose anyway. Good night.
le rugby and blast finals day saturday fellas
ROOT RAN!
baz is still in charge of the odi team but they seem to have lost all regard for his approach, the test sacking has made the players go against him more
>>156852387as if Americans didn't make fun of England yesterday
another 50 for Root5th consecutive half-century
>34 half centuries against bharat in ODI
BUTTlelgone
where did everyone go?brit bros can still win easyno need to run away
The other ODI being played:West Indies: John Campbell, Akeem Auguste, Keacy Carty, Shai Hope (capt & wk), Shimron Hetmyer, Sherfane Rutherford, Keemo Paul, Gudakesh Motie, Khary Pierre, Alzarri Joseph, Vitel LawesNew Zealand: Henry Nicholls, Will Young, Mark Chapman, Daryl Mitchell, Tom Latham (wk), Michael Bracewell, Dean Foxcroft, Mitchell Santner (capt), Nathan Smith, Jacob Duffy, Jayden LennoxNZ won the toss and put WI in
Shame that the T20 QFs went completely under the radar due to the deanoball yesterdayHilarious capitulation from Yorkshire, managed to throw it away despite having Somerset 82-8 needing 80 more off 33Their stadium announcer even cheerfully told everybody "Looks like we're going to Finals day" with 5 overs left
>>156853255Some of the bowling in that chase was Pakistani-level suspect: https://twitter.com/VitalityBlast/status/2077469019532071209
>>156852688When was the last time Bindia qualified for a sport that they don't rig?
>>156851622This was the definitive engshitter meltdown/collapse. The best 2-1 fuck off snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since convicts at Eden Gardens
71 ball century for Rootoh wait
>>156853507>Gujjew opinionThe only thing you worship is money. Respect and honour don't mean shit to you. Your bretheren have ruined earth and will turn it into hell just like they did their own country.
>81 off 108yeah so hard to chase
>two diaspora bitching at each otherkek kek kek
>>156853318Just typical Yorkshire weakmind rather than anything nefarious imvho
>hacks
In Sussex
Kek where did the poos run off to?
>>156854749>>156852477I'm in bed. Not watching. I said we will lose even before Englel innings started
He copin
>233 in 44 oversVs>230 in 44 oversWe won the story.
India has never won a story due to all the poo on the streets
lolFaggot didn't let Root get the century
>stranded on 99 ooft
JUG AVOIDANCEUGAVOIDANCE
How many this weekend bard?
>35 year-old is your best person of batWhy can't English zoomies step up? Are they all into rigball?
Kek the jamboy disappearing trick in full effect again
Does beating India in the formats they care about make up for the footy?no. not really :(. Mildly amusing though.Joe not being utterly seething by that is actually a mark of how good a chap he is.
No I in team, innit. Certain man whose name rhymes with Ten Folks (in his arse) could learn a lesson or two.
i actually feel a bit sorry for india this is all they live for and they can’t even beat ireland these days
There's no other sporting nation on this earth that can reach the semifinal of the world cup in one sport and then the next day defeat a nation of 1.4bn at their one sport. This weekend our rugby team is playing away against Argentina, who we beat in a test series last year with a C-team.Every summer it's always the same one-sport-only fags chatting shit but have zero presence outside of their one sport despite a much larger talent pool than England.
Based Rooty
>>156855011See >>156850975In the Hollies
>>156855028The zoomies grew up on T20/Hundred/IPL, bash it around pajama cricket, so they naturally lack the discipline, technique & calm temperament that the 35 year-old who grew up on proper red-ball cricket has.
Makes me sad that Root will be the last of the traditional red ball players. At least we've ended on the best one I guess.Bethell is gud I guess but will get mindbroken by pyjama cricket before too long.
>>156855427trvkinha
>>156855466He already is desu, has never showed any real promise as a red ball player, other than that one ton in Australia. Could yet succeed as a Test player, but I think as things stand he's likewise more of a pyjama player, just like Brook, Smith, and the other zoomers
>>156855169Goddamit. Should've been Ten Blokes
>whiny limp-wristed sussex tarq poofter voiceAlways thought that Ten Blokes are better than Five Guys haha x
page 10 bump
>>156855427PLEASE watch our sport
>>156856025kek this gave me a giggle based Bard x
>>156856025for me it's Eleven Roses iykwim haha
mate nobody's reading that essayfucking hell longest /cric/ post I've seen in ages. puts bard to shame even
britjeet will be seethe posting until 3am again
to India :))
you left ur bus parked moite>>156858762brilliant moitewell done
gonna spend the arvo not sending emails but instead watching the criccy and planning my bug out bag after last nights quake.
>>156859269splendid!
>new, up and coming new zealand cricketer>look closer>31 years old
Who's that cricketer?
>>156859712voges
>>156860119
>>156860142>highest average besides bradman>literally nobody even knows he existswhat a fate
>>156859212Finally the wealthy queenstown fucks are getting what they fucking deserve
>>156855427portuguard?
>>156860362#wewillrebuild
>>1568613559 magnitude incoming
bethell kinda sucks
England cricket once again thirsty for a BKC (big kiwi coach)https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/cricket/black-caps/stephen-fleming-former-black-caps-captain-addresses-england-reports-possible-nz-cricket-return/4XK3V6BFNVD2BGF6JEUPOF6YFU/
>>156862110hey pal, no one here has a nzh subscription
Wonder how conflicted that Saffa Seppo who made that record breaking partnership with Smith is feeling, no doubt he's spent a lot of time calling him a sandpaper cheat.
1/3Stephen Fleming is a wanted man.And now free after leaving his long-held job with Indian Premier League giants the Chennai Super Kings, the former Black Caps captain would consider replacing compatriot Brendon McCullum at the helm of England’s test side.Fleming, 53, parted ways with Chennai this week after an 18-year stint, first as a player, then as a coach, that has seen him become one of the most decorated figures in T20 cricket.As head coach, Fleming won the IPL five times to go with two titles in the now-defunct Champions League T20, but conceded the time was right for change for himself and Chennai.However, that announcement coincided with news that McCullum had been relieved of his duties as England’s test coach, after a dire run of results, including a 2-1 series defeat to the Black Caps.And while Fleming insists the timing is strictly coincidental, his name is reportedly on a nine-strong shortlist of coaches to helm England’s test side, with an Ashes series against Australia roughly a year away.Asked whether he’d be interested in succeeding his former teammate and longtime friend, Fleming emphasised there had been no approach from the England and Wales Cricket Board.But if that were to materialise, it would be something he would consider.“I’ve certainly become aware of it,” he told the Herald of the reported shortlist.“The timing of it has been a bit like Kiwi-hunting season, wasn’t it, with Brendon being tapped on the shoulder on the same day. It was interesting timing.
2/3“Whenever you get an opportunity – if it was the case that there was an approach – I’d be quite humbled by it.“Until it happened, I couldn’t really give you an answer. I’d 100% give it some consideration, just out of respect. If another country thought you could add some value, it’s quite a compliment.“I’d give it the respect that it deserves, but at this point that would be all I could really say.”Former England coach Andy Flower, former Australia coach Justin Langer and ex-Black Caps boss Mike Hesson have also been linked with the role.Potentially counting against Fleming is the fact that he has never coached a red-ball side. However, his acumen as one of the best captains the game has seen and extensive knowledge of English county cricket through his time with Nottinghamshire are a huge tick in his favour.Elsewhere, sources have told the Herald that New Zealand Cricket (NZC) would be interested in finding a role for Fleming closer to home.There has been no suggestion that NZC would look to move current Black Caps coach Rob Walter on – given his successes during his first year in charge – with the England series win coming months after a run to the T20 World Cup final.Instead, it has been suggested that Fleming could be used in a high-performance role.Previously, Fleming has linked up with the Black Caps to prepare for major tournaments, notably before the 2021 T20 World Cup, in which they were beaten in the final by Australia.As is the case with the England role, however, no approach has been made to Fleming.“Given my current employment state, I’m happy to look at anything,” he joked. “I’ve been reasonably open with that in the past. I’ve had a couple of opportunities to join the Black Caps when on tour, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
3/3“This generation of New Zealand cricketers has been outstanding; we’ve had some of the best ever. Having had the chance to share some time with them whilst they’ve been on tour and in competitions has been quite a highlight.“If the opportunity did come up and the timing was right, absolutely I’d look at it.”Given his extensive knowledge of the franchise T20 circuit, Fleming would also be eager to be involved in the proposed new NZ20, with its readjusted launch of 2028.While the finer details are still to be finalised, NZ20 will see foreign investment into New Zealand’s T20 competition and the adoption of a franchise model to bring NZC into line with the rest of the world.Most importantly, NZ20 will allow the best Black Caps and White Ferns to ply their trade in their home country, rather than chase offshore opportunities, as is currently the case.As an observer of New Zealand cricket, and having held franchise roles all over the world, Fleming welcomes NZ20’s arrival with open arms.For a start, though, he wants to see New Zealand adopt a “boutique” style tournament, making use of the peak of the summer, rather than see NZ20 extend itself too far in attempting to match other leagues taking place at the same time.Fleming’s time with the Chennai stable also consisted of coaching roles with the Texas Super Kings in American Major League Cricket and the Johannesburg Super Kings in South Africa’s SA20. A franchise role in New Zealand is another job he’d jump at.“It’s certainly something I’d love to be involved in,” he said. “With it pushed back to 2028, there’s certainly a possibility of that.“Being away for 19 years, coaching overseas, my passion for cricket in New Zealand to flourish is very high.“If there was an opportunity in that, that’s something I’d look into.”
>>156862140>2025+1>not using a universal paywall bypass extensionshiggy diggy
>>156863307I dont read the news enough to warrant that
>>156863094>>156863113>>156863126>following the 3 posts or less rulegood job
ive only got one more post left
Phoebe Litchfield
>>156863405no but steven mediay
>>156863771>>156863977FUCKINGB A S E DASED
for me, it's leg spin
a pull shot into deep fine leg
I'd pull a shot onto Phoebe Lichfield's fine legs iykwim haha
>>156863126Flemings class
>Black Caps batting coach Luke Ronchi has stepped down from his role to take up an Australian Big Bash League head coach position.>Ronchi, who played internationally for Australia and New Zealand, will join the Melbourne Renegades as their head coach, six years after taking on his role with the Black Caps.The demand for BKC has never been higher
>>156864936>I must apologise for Luke Ronchi, we trained him wrong as a joke
bouldering later
more like BUMdering KEK
>>156865406
>Indians can't qualify for FIF-ackk!
I think you might have the wrong thread there fella
>>156865546mate they didn’t even qualify they were given an automatic place Kek >FIFA has announced its first-ever U-15 World Cup and Festival 2026 in Azerbaijan, where a special format has been adopted to ensure that all member countries, including India, will be granted a guaranteed place in the competition
>>156865794fucking LOL
>>156865794
>>156865794dear oh dear
>>156865794>India qualifiACK!
Official Authorised review of the new Whittakers block:taste: decent white chocolate/bubblegum flavour, reminds me of old milky bar chocolate, some chewy gumdrops which are just like the ice cream except smaller7/10Texture: chunky gumdrops make it difficult to break the chocolate sometimes, gum sticks to teeth but otherwise good and moorish. 6/10Overall rating: 6.5/10 likely higher if you prefer white chocolate
>>156865794>sarrrrr 100 Google cards and 3 of our best jamboys for the FIFAS Cup for out izzat yes? you can do?
Jamboy izzat at record lows
>>156865794ohnonono
more like lauren bow haha
Chimney sweep came today. You can imagine my disappointment that he wasn't a Dickensian caricature like my one in Auckland was.
>>156866317I've seen a 10 minute video of these two, she picks her up and holds her against a wall.
>>156866358was he a rodent looking british boy with a face covered in black dust wearing a bowler hat?
>>156866373more like Lauren Held haha
>>156866389an entirely normal kiwi bloke sadly. my guy in Auckland used to drag his son along during school holidays whom genuinely had soot on his face every time I saw him.
walking to bouldering
The dork of York walking around with his little bag of chalk
Do kids still talk about skibidi toilet
zachary toilet
>>156866373if my knowledge of australian cricketswomen is accurate, i assume they also had sex at some point?
>>156866499kek another humiliation ritual of falling off v4s all day
>>156866499>dork>york>chalkwild how those all rhyme. english language is fucked
just climbed a v4
still doing v4s mate?
warm-up
>>156866955kek nice 'progress' there spacky
I heard spacky watched The Dark Wizard and called it all CGI in a crowded theatre
if you insist on picking the most reddit hobby ever at least be somewhat good at it. deary me
Few years ago he was aiming to go to the Olympics now he's struggling with v4s
Hes not even climbing, hes thumbing his laptop on a reddit sofa browsing our posts and watching men's arses as they climb
just climbed a v5
>lying in /cric/
>>156867243doubt
A reddit sofa gym v5 (gay) or an actual outdoors v5 (based)?
v8 in Christchurch btw
neither mate, he's sitting on his skinny arse at his flat (bedsit)
no straight man has ever climbed a plastic wall
''A bedsit (short for bed-sitting room) is a rented single room that serves as both a living and sleeping area.''my bedroom and living area are separate
>v8 in Christchurch btw
>my bedroom and living area are separate
thats right
think they had a v6.7 in the south island of nz earlier
‘chabin bla xfinna PARK MY BUS here for a bit ngl
Zachys bedroom, bathroom and kitchen are the same room. His living room is inside his parents house on the same plot of land
>gets called out>a-actually I've just managed a v5 lolpathetic
yeah ok grouchy couchy
mate you've invested what? like 4-5 years in the cross fit of gen z and you've been stuck on the 4th level for about half that time. you surely realise this is rather grim
few beers tonight lads
to be fair, v4 is a natural plateau point. the step up for v5s is massive
>>156867664no it isn't up to v6 is
>claims v6 is where it gets really tough>plateaus at a v4 for 2.5 years what did he mean by this?
>plateaus at a v4 for 2.5 yearssource?same place as you got bedsits have multiple rooms from?
>same place as you got bedsits have multiple rooms fromwhat did he mean by this?
OH NO NO NOFraudian slip has absolutely done em
Whats being unemployed like in Britain zachy?
>>156867735you've done yourself over there
Steyning grammar school everybody
>same place as you got bedsits have multiple rooms from?this is your brain on a deadly cocktail of beer, fin and yohimbedire
>yes thanks for the blank cheque mummy dearest, think I've had an idea! I'll invest this generational wealth in.... uh a bedsit in dork so I can phonepost all day and leave home for a curry once a week?this is why sister bowen will always be the favourite child
don't like the curry houses in York
i thought "v4" "v5" etc were all norwood stages
football world cup is over soon lads
>implying certain man would plateau on norwoodhe's absolutely racing through those kek
https://www.youtube.com/@ausspeedruns/liveThey're playing Super International Cricket for the SNES atm
>>156868593sorry meant NES*
>>156868593>hes wearing padskino
>>156868593lots of full tosses going on here
wanking to women bumdering
bedsits have 0 bedrooms my property is a spacious and airy one bedroom flat
>>156868593reckon that australian innings was what bazball was meant to be
>>156868593oh no no no no
>>156868593grown ass men playing video games, is there anything more pathetic than that
losing a series to ireland
>>156868670here mate >>156865794
>PARKING THE BUS
>>156868589except he's one of the few people who actually took to fin and got good results you sad sack neek
>>156868585i tried watching some of it. it was like if every single T20 match, without fail, had someone refusing to walk, or someone grassing the ball, etc. and then that's 100% of the post-match discussion. even more unwatchable.
>>156868670being indian
>>156865794KWAB comedy nation
bnoz has rocked up I see
writing an essay ladstitle ‘The History of English Football: Inventing the Game, Forgetting How to Win It’ remind me, is it ENGland or COPEland¿
>>156865794they have to import footballers from australia to compete
got a 3 letter essay for ya in the 5th reply ITT champ
i’d rather you go park some buses CHAMP
>>156865546>Have over a billion people>Need to find 11 to make a football team with>One of them is certified African and at least five look to be Mongolian or Indonesian
>>1568689981.4bn but just far too much genetic trash to train their own football team or indeed in any sport outside of beating ireland in a cricket series.................................. oh wait
Alexa, remind me who won the last t-20 WORLD CUP and CHAMPIONS Trophy
>t20 wc
>hehee
hear me vishnu, god of poo.... have the multi-sport nations of australia, england, new zealand, and south africa EVER lost a cricket series to ireland???
finna be back for crisco later champs x
watching the golf
Jamboy hiding away talking about wogball because he's too scared to get bantered after losing yesterday >>156870049
>>156870268standard procedure when he cannot face facts in the one sport played in the country that his parents abandoned forever
>parents run away from a bit of adversity>unmarried failure offspring has the same traitsshocking. more news at 10
beer in 50
Is this the volcel general?
no i'd gladly give up the humble life of a volcel for MY phoebe litchfield waifu
Just the incel general then
Drinking a mother fucking blue moon lets go boys
>>156868638One bedroom single bed loser shack. What a grim life. You're pushing 50 and no wife or kids and no job or marketable skills. Its for the best that your genetic line ends with you. At least your sister is getting fucked regularly
RIP Sir Garfield Sobers
>>156872170leave him alone
>>156872185F
>>156872218the greatest all-rounder to play the game
>>156872218What the fuck
>>156872218he looks pretty young for 90 iykwim haha
sticky?
>>156872218we'll all be sobers for him tonight as a mark of respect*eyes well foreheaded man*
>>156872337But enough abour zachys arse on a friday night
>>156872218What a life, literally one of the best to do it.Also an excuse to tell of Don Bradman's decision to cancel the South Africa tour after meeting their Prime Minister at the time:>Bradman asked questions in his direct way about why black people had not been given a chance to represent their country. Vorster suggested that they were intellectually inferior and could not cope with the intricacies of cricket. Bradman laughed at this. "Have you ever heard of Garry Sobers?" he asked.
Om shanti to honourary Hindu /strongmind/ Gaurav Sobers would've been an IPL legend
*house lights dim for no reason**taps mic*mic check...hello? halo? WHO said echo??and a one, and a two, and a three...to the champagne supernova..yh¿...alri...gimme liek a low G…fellasno...lower…yeah, that one.…that’s an A minor situation innit¿here we go..someDAY you will find me….caaaaaught beneeeaaaathhh the landslllllaaayyyiiudeee…wwwoooAaaawwoooi…I SAID SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND ME CAAAAAUUGHTTTT BENEATH THE LAAAANSLLAAYIIIDEEEEE……in a champagne supernova….INACHAMPAGNESUPERNOVA ….in the sky….
Don't think there's anything strongmind about getting whitewashed by Ireland mate
seriously how did that happeni have two irish friends who i discuss several different sports with, they both know i like cricket, they didn't even mention that their country beat 1.4bn ppl at their one sport, not just one match but in a serieshow the fuck does anyone from there show their face in public after that
>>156872218Goodbye, my king
wheres zachy
>>156873335>>156872218HARI OM! OM SHANTI x
Zachy died trying to climb a non-asterisked v5
i miss them bros https://youtu.be/F_v1SLIt01Q?si=MT4P1fOZ4m0yRe4Q
eating nicoise salad and watching the rafael nadal documentary
>>156875578>sharing the tracking link>not removing the source identifier
Britzo won't like this
sebbo stop being a dick and post some bangers son
https://youtu.be/qDCZt5ewd6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx3LRnolqQU
this ones for you sebbo ladhttps://youtu.be/PoI1-MOPInQ?si=VpqqaDQPNTfi8kQ6
>surreylad and his yank bf having a romantic night in hoursgrim. lets leave these gays to it lads
https://youtu.be/iAgAMe8ne8I?si=33QyRDvZS8VxPYXRthis tune takes me back
>>156877451you know you want to
>crisco is ON omghttps://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM
>>156877283tabla xhttps://youtu.be/nrYyUc8dh6o
one of my atfs fellashttps://youtu.be/kC-O3KeRcRM
pls beat ireland in the rugby tomorrow kiwibros
>>156872218sobering news this morning
too soon bla x
>>156872218yea woke up and saw this shitty news :(F
how old are you guys to know garfield sobers
he was a commentator as well mate
I have AI read (ESPN)Cricinfo text commentary.
>>156878718the Eden Park record is the only thin I care about in NZ rugby these dayswill be genuinely livid if they lose it to the fucking potato hoarders
of course surreylad likes rugby the tarqiest sport ever
>tennis>golf>polo>lacrossedon't be daft mate
>>156880886>lacrossewutthats essentially an american sport these days
rugby is tarqier than tennis (close though). golf is a deano sport. others are niche sports aka irrelevant
>these daysDisrespectful to Indians
tarq actually means victory
>>156880940>>156880952
>jeet means victory>loses a series to direlandKEK
yanks should exclusively play the sport of YFO. have a feeling they could get REALLY good at it
cricket and golf is a partnership older than time itself
The dinner
>>156881196You got a loicense for that m8? >>156876303
>le ebin twitter racist>is actually with some chinese golf chickso /cric/pol lied again
>>156881175read last week that in certain contexts it can actually mean defeated kekbidians can't catch a break
You're all wrong btw
>>156881351based linguist
Losing 2-1 means victory
>>156881244lgm
The winning goal being engshitters getting outjumped by a little tattoed Indio manlet will never not be hilarious. Just a pathetic servile race it's in their DNA
>>156880360only heard GOOD things about him fella ngl x
oh dear sebbo mate, what happened to etymology 2? conveniently seem to have cut that one off there... wonder why lmao
>>156881493>>156865794
>>156881513Cause I was making a joke?
>sarr I was just pretending
umm..not him fella xmedbedev etc
Were you dropped as a baby? Is that why you're so humourless?
>>156881493x
>>156881573That was clearly a joke that had nothing to do with he Indian meaning of the word. Are you autistic?Also learn the difference between Sebshit and the other Yank flag blowie.
had to quickly reach for his vpn the fat oaf lol
Coward engshitter /weakminds/ hiding in /cric/ from /sp/ dabbing on them for being humiliated again by a wee little geriatic Argie in the only sport their failed little island cares about. Sixty years of hurt kek
>>156881612Jai Jagannath, loving this versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI_utmZF_MU
worst shit I've heard in my life kek
>>156881513I hate how mainstream the 'culture' of this site has gone and how Musk / twitter continue to circulate itlife was so much better when this was the dark little corner for weirdos only
>>156881773the indian scale is fucking painful to listen to tbqh
>>156881513exposed him there like his parents tried to do to him before finding out that's illegal in the US
For me? It's Shamanic musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXKpFX_irWY
>>156881513>why dod you cut off a victory, a winbecause your nation of 1.4 billion people lost to fucking ireland in your only sportdid you eat
>c u at da gabba moite>loses 2-1Like father like the stinking convicts they shipped off in a ball and chain to the arse end of the world
>>156881538Jeets stay here
anyone know which country currently holds the ashesanyone know which country currently holds the gashes
Think we're in the 9th hour of /cric/
we haven't even reached hour 1 yetbeen here for years and have yet to see a topic emerge
not sure bouldering ever followed the curve
wouldn't mind following a boulderess's curves with my tongue iykwim haha
>haha
>>156881493the funniest fact is that starting from 1 January 1960, India and England have both won the same amount of major senior men's titles in football
*moves the goal posts*
imagine if cricket had goal postshow would that even work
He reminds them
>>156885879
>>156885879>using a 15 year old's name to ragebaitpathetic if you ask me, let the boy develop ffs
round 3 of The Open on tonight lads
>>156886300hope bryson keeps his word and doesn't play
Bill Bryson has a few good words t bh
>>156886322found his australia book immensely funny
>>156880952>golf >a sport lol
>>156886426read four of his and they've all been very enjoyable
>>156872218where is the sticky for the great man
>>156886575/sp/ mods are a bunch of retarded sports cazzieswould be willing to bet none of them have heard of the lad
>>156886619arent they all indian
>>156886648exactly
is it time for bindia, pakistan, and bangladesh to combine to form the east indies? Might actually win a few games combined like that.
>>156887089may as wellcant honestly tell them apartkeep based sri lanka seperate though
get ready for the le haka
>reddit nationcrungewhat good is this little dance in the face of a 5.56?
better walk bas
Bazball 3.0
>direland
Reckon England & Wales should get Lehman
T20 Blast Finals DaySemi-final one: Northants Steelbacks v Somerset (11:00 BST)Semi-final two: Hampshire Hawks v Notts Outlaws (14:30)Final (18:45)
should go for gareth Southgate as the anti-bazball option
not a real sport if you can play two games of it in a day
>>156886502more of a sport than snooker and bouldering thoughbeit
definitely not
MBAPPE TIEM IN LESS THAN 10 BING BONGS FELLAS
>>156888762well yeah, i reckon you could probably play 10 or more "games" of snooker and "bouldering" in a day
corrrrfinals day saffas vs wales argies v englandlovely stuff
Bazball (& Wales) Cricket Board
someone should start an appeal to take the word 'gym' out of 'bouldering gym'bit of a joke some converted zara sweatshop full of reddit pooftas trying the (soon to be forgotten) crossfit of gen z be associated with a proper placeI'm 100% sure it'd take me (an actual gym goer) a maximum of 15 days to hit the v5 level. they probably can't manage 3 curls lmao
obsessed with bouldering
made a nicoise salad sandwich with bread from the reddit bakery was PENG
**Northamptonshire Steelbacks:**Ricardo Vasconcelos, Chris Lynn, Nathan McSweeney, David Willey, Saif Zaib, Louis Kimber, Calvin Harrison, Lewis McManus, James Sales, Luke Procter, Ben Sanderson**Somerset:**Will Smeed, Thomas Rew, Tom Banton, James Rew, Tom Kohler-Cadmore, Lewis Gregory, Daniel Sams, Craig Overton, Jack Leach, Riley Meredith, Jake BallSomerset won toss and field first
there's a v5 I was rather stuck on yesterday tbf need to go back tomorrow and finish the last move of
kek nice 1st ball overmong
a-are we a nicóisé salad general fellas
york seems boring but at least it seems to have sovl. you can't manufacture that (see: the US)
theres a golfer from england called Penge
>sovlsovl is just deferred maintenance with good marketing innitjust the kinda ting naive dufuses fall for yh¿cric is n
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFF
>>156889601lots of it, basically the opposite of Milton Keynes
yfo is peak sovl
based meredith
>>156889696gesundheit x
this umps is fucking garbage
the king of salads must be either nicoise salad or Thai beef salad
>>156889601who cares? it's boring. nothing happening, nothing to do and no fit lasses either
i'll tell you one thing we aren't we're not a king prawn dhansak generala curry for tastelets
i small cities and yorks rural charm
i like small cities and yorks rural charm>>156889794wrong
A COLLISION IN THE OUTFIELDbut hes taken the catch wew
finna boutta yfo fellas..anyone want owt¿
just met my sisters bf nice enough bloke
>>156872218RIPone of the greatest all rounders OAT
>>156890071Do you reckon he has a nice cock
the shivnarine scranderpaul
I didnt know zachy was korean
>>156890373define nice
sprained my neck yesterday bouldering ffsnot sure which climb it was that did it
>>156890420Does your sister like it
the bedtime bastard has got me
sucking a jaipur need to be careful with this shit because it's delicious and far too easy to quaff
>>156890476Should probably just stay on the v3s for another 2.5 years so you dont hurt yourself. Attempting a v4 was a mistake
>>156890519ye mean is she a fan of his lobster?
>>156890586Not sure if we're on the same page
was thinking how you fuck up your neck bouldering when it's basically all arms and torsothen I realised he spends most of his time looking up at non-asterisked v5s without actually defeating them kek
there was a weird twisty move on an asterisk v6 yesterday I think that was did it
>>156890651last thing i'd want is to be on the same page as a peewee devil worshipper
>>156890818Devil isnt real plebby
>devil isn't really plebby
Not sure if id actually finish inside zachys sister as there is a risk the child will share the similar debilitating mental issues that zachy lives with if its genetic
>>156890385Zachy you're not one of those dog eaters are you mate?
no surprise the hellish ideology of bazball was invented by kiwis maybe kiwis are more in touch with hell because they get so many earthquakes and cracks in the earth they catch a breeze from down there
Zachys sister experiences an earthquake every time she goes to bed with Mr big lobster
not sure why /cric/ keeps bullying neeshyeah he said he liked reddit once so what
SMEEEEEEEEEAD
4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 4based smead
>>156891186very reddit sense of humour and loads indians worshipped him at one point
ahh... Smead.. now THAT'S an upfront zoomer chad
the best beer really is borderline IPA but not full blown bouldering and reddit jaipur is barely even IPA imo, but may just about be hoppy enough to call itself so
Will Smeed?
more like waistline IPA lol
Amir Smeed final make it happen
hoppiness is a spectrum and nobody really knows where IPA begins and endsI suppose it begins with a keg perhaps
would think about marrying into the bowen family for the family capitalwould quickly stop thinking about it when remembering the unathletic welsh genetics
what beers shall i get from morrisons zachy la
cask ipas are good and maybe the zenith of beer, strike a nice balance keg ipas are jimmy neesham as fuck
>>156891378proper job and Timothy Taylor landlord
Guarantee Neesham likes bouldering
>>156891323she wouldn't be interested in your Anglo bingo wings mate still struggling to push two plate bench out for five clean reps despite being at it for twelve years
people often think ive got water wings on under my shirt because of my large biceps
>>156891576if you're not packing a couple of toothpicks zachy calls you 'fatty' and 'bingo wings'
zachy says many strange things but he's got good suggestions for beer
he knows music (usually)should keep his little reddit takes to himself on literally every other topic
>>156891617if you can do less than 20 pull-ups like your fat arse then you have bingo wings yes
zachy gives as good as he gets. you step on the welsh dragons tail and then you seethe when he turns you into a fireball
Somerset are BOTTLING it
WILLEY THAT WAS SENSATIONAL
>>156891882https://x.com/VitalityBlast/status/2078462280769937431
>>156891663>>156891677well I've got something that can't be taught
the mohammed amir show looms
get in
hmm I seem to recall certain man bragging about never following t20s nor even looking at a scorecardquite interested here though isn't he
how am I actually interested?someone mentioned amir and I replied get in
what a way to finish itsomerset are OUT Northamptonshire through
>>156891839They always do. Same mistakes every time. Awful selection, awful batting. They got lucky on Wednesday, but then went out there and did the same exact thing again.
not cricket
meant Press [X] to glass it iykwim haha
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